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(Blabbermouth)   "Iwas 'ot, so I bou a #$&^#$% truck fullaice to %^&#%&^ cool don." TRANSLATION: "Ozzy Osbourne buys truckload of ice to cool down during heatwave"   ( blabbermouth.net) divider line
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2018-07-20 11:49:51 AM  
Ay's oooroight now. In fac, ays code.
 
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2018-07-20 05:32:41 PM  
He's a fairly brilliant entertainer. That seems to be the limit of his brilliance, so min-maxed that it's pretty amazing.

Where I live it rarely freezes even in the dead of winter. A few years back one night it actually did freeze. Arriving at one of my sites I saw a janitor pouring hot water on the sidewalk attempting to get rid of the ice buildup, only for the amount of ice to grow as the water quickly shed what little energy it had into the cold ground, freezing in the process.

Apparently she had done this five times, each time the ice patch getting bigger and bigger.
 
2018-07-20 06:08:11 PM  
Can't the man just stay inside with the A/C?
 
2018-07-20 06:14:26 PM  
The guy must have more money than he could ever spend, why doesn't he have an enclosed pool?
 
2018-07-20 06:28:42 PM  
"When Ozzy went into the pool, there was no heater on, [but] it was boiling hot, and it was boiling hot outside," she recalled. "He goes, 'I can't take this, I need it to be cold.' So he came up with this idea of putting the ice in..."

Jesus, I've been out when it was 122 degrees out, the pool that day wasn't "boiling hot".

Yeah, they get pretty warm, more like bathwater, but you can still cool off. While Ozzy's approach is rather nice, Sharon needs to knock the drama down a thousand or so notches.
 
2018-07-20 06:32:13 PM  

ReapTheChaos: The guy must have more money than he could ever spend, why doesn't he have an enclosed pool?


Because it's kind of stupid in LA.

It was not THAT farking hot. AN outdoor pool doesn't need a heater because the sun takes care of that.
 
2018-07-20 06:41:52 PM  

Mikey1969: "When Ozzy went into the pool, there was no heater on, [but] it was boiling hot, and it was boiling hot outside," she recalled. "He goes, 'I can't take this, I need it to be cold.' So he came up with this idea of putting the ice in..."

Jesus, I've been out when it was 122 degrees out, the pool that day wasn't "boiling hot".

Yeah, they get pretty warm, more like bathwater, but you can still cool off. While Ozzy's approach is rather nice, Sharon needs to knock the drama down a thousand or so notches.


Try to remember he's farking 70 years old and from England.
 
2018-07-20 06:47:16 PM  

Ooba Tooba: Mikey1969: "When Ozzy went into the pool, there was no heater on, [but] it was boiling hot, and it was boiling hot outside," she recalled. "He goes, 'I can't take this, I need it to be cold.' So he came up with this idea of putting the ice in..."

Jesus, I've been out when it was 122 degrees out, the pool that day wasn't "boiling hot".

Yeah, they get pretty warm, more like bathwater, but you can still cool off. While Ozzy's approach is rather nice, Sharon needs to knock the drama down a thousand or so notches.

Try to remember he's farking 70 years old and from England.


How long has he lived in the LA?

Your body changes.

I grew up in South Louisiana and heat never bothered me.  Then I moved to Colombia and lived in the Mountains.  Temps averaged for me at the coldest 35, normal days ranged from 50-65.  80 degree days were rare.

After 5 years straight my body changed.

Now I cannot stand the heat of Florida.  I go back to Colombia and 50 degrees I am walking around in shorts.  35 I might have a light coat on.
 
2018-07-20 06:52:02 PM  

Ooba Tooba: Mikey1969: "When Ozzy went into the pool, there was no heater on, [but] it was boiling hot, and it was boiling hot outside," she recalled. "He goes, 'I can't take this, I need it to be cold.' So he came up with this idea of putting the ice in..."

Jesus, I've been out when it was 122 degrees out, the pool that day wasn't "boiling hot".

Yeah, they get pretty warm, more like bathwater, but you can still cool off. While Ozzy's approach is rather nice, Sharon needs to knock the drama down a thousand or so notches.

Try to remember he's farking 70 years old and from England.


A: He's been in the US forever.
B: Doesn't matter where you're from, when it's hot, the pool is cooler.

theflatline: How long has he lived in the LA?


A long time. He was there when The Osbournes was on, and it wasn't like it was a new house. Doesn't take that long to acclimate.
 
2018-07-20 06:55:30 PM  

Ooba Tooba: Mikey1969: "When Ozzy went into the pool, there was no heater on, [but] it was boiling hot, and it was boiling hot outside," she recalled. "He goes, 'I can't take this, I need it to be cold.' So he came up with this idea of putting the ice in..."

Jesus, I've been out when it was 122 degrees out, the pool that day wasn't "boiling hot".

Yeah, they get pretty warm, more like bathwater, but you can still cool off. While Ozzy's approach is rather nice, Sharon needs to knock the drama down a thousand or so notches.

Try to remember he's farking 70 years old and from England.


And drugs.
 
2018-07-20 06:56:57 PM  
Ozzy and Jack's World Detouron A&E is a great show.
 
2018-07-20 09:03:41 PM  

theflatline: Ooba Tooba: Mikey1969: "When Ozzy went into the pool, there was no heater on, [but] it was boiling hot, and it was boiling hot outside," she recalled. "He goes, 'I can't take this, I need it to be cold.' So he came up with this idea of putting the ice in..."

Jesus, I've been out when it was 122 degrees out, the pool that day wasn't "boiling hot".

Yeah, they get pretty warm, more like bathwater, but you can still cool off. While Ozzy's approach is rather nice, Sharon needs to knock the drama down a thousand or so notches.

Try to remember he's farking 70 years old and from England.

How long has he lived in the LA?

Your body changes.

I grew up in South Louisiana and heat never bothered me.  Then I moved to Colombia and lived in the Mountains.  Temps averaged for me at the coldest 35, normal days ranged from 50-65.  80 degree days were rare.

After 5 years straight my body changed.

Now I cannot stand the heat of Florida.  I go back to Colombia and 50 degrees I am walking around in shorts.  35 I might have a light coat on.


That sounds nice there.
*bonus~Columbian women
 
2018-07-20 09:48:42 PM  
I've heard of much worse ideas than dumping tons of ice into a pool
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2018-07-21 01:25:58 AM  
On the next episode, Sharon deals with shrinkage.
 
2018-07-21 03:31:21 AM  
WTF does the DUMBASS author think it is Necessary to Embolden his name and Sharon's and instagram and The Talkfor FU%K'Ssake ?
 
2018-07-21 04:39:45 AM  
Having watched the last few episodes of "Ozzy and Jack's World Detour" recently, I read that as "Ozzy Osborne buys truckload of ice cream"
 
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