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2018-07-19 06:54:45 PM  
Hee hee, I bet if you ask him what a journeyman is, he'd probably tell you it's some guy going on a journey.
 
2018-07-19 07:17:08 PM  

gopher321: Hee hee, I bet if you ask him what a journeyman is, he'd probably tell you it's some guy going on a journey.


Steve Perry.
 
2018-07-19 07:47:16 PM  
What did we do to be cursed with him? I know, I know...just pouting. I can hardly believe he's for real.
 
2018-07-19 07:47:55 PM  

ArkPanda: gopher321: Hee hee, I bet if you ask him what a journeyman is, he'd probably tell you it's some guy going on a journey.

Steve Perry.


"Great guy.  Really liked him in Fleetwood Mac."
 
2018-07-19 08:33:44 PM  
You mean he's just realised he's Putin's apprentice?

/Minion might be a better word.
//Or b*tch.
 
2018-07-19 09:40:43 PM  
This is a man who mangled using 'big league' as an adjective into 'bigly' because he has no farking idea what word definitions are, only the vague impressions of them.
Dude is a walking version of someone misreading lyrics, but with every day conversational phrases and words.
 
2018-07-19 09:40:57 PM  
*Mishearing lyrics.
 
2018-07-19 09:49:11 PM  
I'd hate to play MadLibs with Trump.
 
2018-07-19 09:52:25 PM  
He....He didn't. He couldn't.

Oh, god. I want to buy a gun with lipstick on the barrel and just one bullet. Free me from this prolapsed fate, this disproportionately awkward fate, from this thing I never asked for. I know you have no need for me, so release me already!

If I'm still living then why am I here. As the punchline to one bad joke or two? I can't have any purpose.
 
2018-07-19 09:52:50 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: This is a man who mangled using 'big league' as an adjective into 'bigly' because he has no farking idea what word definitions are, only the vague impressions of them.
Dude is a walking version of someone misreading lyrics, but with every day conversational phrases and words.


I have noticed a lot less 'bigly' over the past year. I guess someone finally convinced him he sounded like an idiot when he used it?

Now to convince him about the rest of the words he says.
 
2018-07-19 09:56:00 PM  
Fred Trump raised an idiot.
 
2018-07-19 09:58:21 PM  

2chinz: What did we do to be cursed with him? I know, I know...just pouting. I can hardly believe he's for real.


I still have to stifle a gag every time I hear the phrase "President Trump"

*HRRRK*

I nearly blew chunks just typing that.
 
2018-07-19 10:12:30 PM  
At least he didn't presume we were all as dumb as he is, and preface it with, "You know, a lot of people don't know this, but..."
 
2018-07-19 10:18:02 PM  
Stable genius.
 
2018-07-19 10:18:35 PM  
An increasingly rare lucid moment?
 
2018-07-19 10:39:59 PM  
Americans would elect a block of moldy cheese as president so long as it had a few pandering ads and empty promises.
 
2018-07-19 11:08:35 PM  
I have worked with gerontological populations of a good while.  He is in a HARD decline. 

Go back and look at his interviews 20 years ago. He was an egotistical twat but he is coherent and can put together a multi-clause sentence.
 
2018-07-19 11:11:47 PM  
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2018-07-19 11:22:28 PM  
Are these paid apprenticeships?
Or are they like "interns" a way for companies to get free labor?
 
2018-07-19 11:24:37 PM  

alsih2o: I have worked with gerontological populations of a good while.  He is in a HARD decline. 

Go back and look at his interviews 20 years ago. He was an egotistical twat but he is coherent and can put together a multi-clause sentence.


How bad can this get? At what point will he just start saying random words all the time? We've already seen him ramble about whatever.
 
2018-07-19 11:27:00 PM  
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2018-07-19 11:29:08 PM  

JonBuck: alsih2o: I have worked with gerontological populations of a good while.  He is in a HARD decline. 

Go back and look at his interviews 20 years ago. He was an egotistical twat but he is coherent and can put together a multi-clause sentence.

How bad can this get? At what point will he just start saying random words all the time? We've already seen him ramble about whatever.


I wouldn't be at all surprised that under those HUGE pants he wears he's got on a pair of X-Large Depends.
 
2018-07-19 11:35:47 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: This is a man who mangled using 'big league' as an adjective into 'bigly' because he has no farking idea what word definitions are, only the vague impressions of them.
Dude is a walking version of someone misreading lyrics, but with every day conversational phrases and words.


I can go for "Mr. Mondegreen" as another nickname for Trump.

/not that he'd know what the fark a mondegreen is
 
2018-07-19 11:39:21 PM  
If they haven't learned how to make your combo meal yet, training won't help.
 
2018-07-20 12:06:22 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: You mean he's just realised he's Putin's apprentice?

/Minion might be a better word.
//Or b*tch.


The word you are looking for is stooge.
 
2018-07-20 12:14:16 AM  
Wow... I mean... wow. What else can you say? What the hell did he think his show was about?
 
2018-07-20 12:43:30 AM  
Really, it wasn't.
To get the "position", you already had to be good at the job.  Better than all the competitors, in fact. That is the very definition of "journeyman".  Someone who is already technically competent, but not ready to be a Master.

I'd like to say that this was Patient Zero for the modern plague of job descriptions that require inexplicable combinations of high ability and low title/pay, but I know that to be false.
 
2018-07-20 12:47:34 AM  

Zombies ate my neighbors: Wow... I mean... wow. What else can you say? What the hell did he think his show was about?


HIMSELF.  As the boss and getting to fire somebody every week.
 
2018-07-20 02:28:00 AM  
Apart from the orange one, the trades are ripe for increased apprenticeship programs. We need Americans capable of doing jobs Mexicans are conniving their way into, such as framing, brick laying, and plumbing.  Oh wait, those Mexicans are second generation, citizens who have learned skilled trades.

Doesn't matter in the long run. We're going to suffer a financial collapse in the next decade anyways.
 
2018-07-20 02:37:05 AM  

skinink: I'd hate to play MadLibs with Trump.


He is a MadLib.

Whereas Hillary is a Mad lib.
 
2018-07-20 05:21:12 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: You mean he's just realised he's Putin's apprentice?

/Minion might be a better word.
//Or b*tch.


or
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2018-07-20 06:48:17 AM  
He really said that. On TV.

Well, says a lot about the American voter.
 
2018-07-20 07:34:17 AM  

alsih2o: I have worked with gerontological populations of a good while.  He is in a HARD decline. 

Go back and look at his interviews 20 years ago. He was an egotistical twat but he is coherent and can put together a multi-clause sentence.


Is the "You have" thing an indicator of that, or just a stupid verbal habit he has?
 
2018-07-20 07:48:34 AM  

lucksi: He really said that. On TV.

Well, says a lot about the American voter.


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2018-07-20 07:58:03 AM  

Russ1642: Americans would elect a block of moldy cheese as president so long as it had a few pandering ads and empty promises.


#MakeAmericaGoudaAgain?
 
2018-07-20 08:00:08 AM  

invictus2: lucksi: He really said that. On TV.

Well, says a lot about the American voter.

[media.makeameme.org image 600x494]


He IS the poorly educated.
 
2018-07-20 08:19:06 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: *Mishearing lyrics.


'scuse me while I kiss this guy.
 
2018-07-20 08:21:50 AM  

gopher321: invictus2: lucksi: He really said that. On TV.

Well, says a lot about the American voter.

[media.makeameme.org image 600x494]

He IS the poorly educated.


He doesn't love anyone more.
 
2018-07-20 08:22:46 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: *Mishearing lyrics.


Putin on my Ritz.
 
2018-07-20 08:29:33 AM  

gopher321: invictus2: lucksi: He really said that. On TV.

Well, says a lot about the American voter.

[media.makeameme.org image 600x494]

He IS the poorly educated.


A buddy from my old unit is at UPenn for grad school.  We tease him mercilessly because Trump is an alumnus.
 
2018-07-20 08:37:37 AM  
yeah he could possibly just be trolling the media at this point...
 
2018-07-20 08:46:22 AM  

Zombies ate my neighbors: Wow... I mean... wow. What else can you say? What the hell did he think his show was about?


Trump, like everything else in his crass and tasteless world.
 
2018-07-20 09:02:54 AM  

Catlenfell: Are these paid apprenticeships?
Or are they like "interns" a way for companies to get free labor?


If it's for a job in the trades you don't apprentice for free. The trades aren't like office work you are treated with respect and are paid what you are worth and as your time on the job increases you get  regular pay raises reflecting that. It's a strange concept for cubicle monkeys but it's true.
 
2018-07-20 09:09:06 AM  

bobobolinskii: Fred Trump raised an idiot.


No, he paid other people to raise an idiot
 
2018-07-20 09:13:34 AM  
Trump doesn't know what words are or mean?
I'm shocked. Wait, that's just some faulty ground wiring.
 
2018-07-20 09:31:03 AM  

Russ1642: Americans would elect a block of moldy cheese as president so long as it had a few pandering ads and empty promises.


As long as that moldy cheese also has a penis. It doesn't have to be big. It doesn't have to work. It just has to be there.

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2018-07-20 09:51:25 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: misreading lyrics


Luciano Pavarotti Loves Elephants
Youtube E6AgZfEBWjc
 
2018-07-20 10:02:18 AM  

bobobolinskii: Fred Trump raised an idiot.


No he didn't. Money raised an idiot, and this is what happens when cash and power become your idols.
 
2018-07-20 10:08:24 AM  
Yayyy!!! Donnie learned what a word meant today! At age 72. As the President of the United States. A word that was the title of his television show that ran for 13 years.

Folks, moron doesn't even cover it without the word 'f*cking'.
 
2018-07-20 10:11:55 AM  
Every time I start to remotely think about moving him into the evil genius category, who knows what he's doing, he does something like this.  Which either makes him dumber than a bag of hammer, or the evilest genius who ever evil'ed.
 
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