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(TC Palm)   Explaining your drugs to police as a matter of divine providence may not work. Especially if you've been mooning people   ( tcpalm.com) divider line
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2018-07-20 01:24:34 AM  
DRUGS FOR THE DRUG GOD!
 
2018-07-20 06:41:25 AM  
I may be genuflecting wrong.
 
2018-07-20 07:06:27 AM  
Mooning is a type of revelation.
 
2018-07-20 07:27:23 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Mooning is a type of revelation.


Revelation and reveal share a root, right?
 
2018-07-20 07:29:03 AM  
So when some nutjob says god told him to run for POTUS that's just peachy, but god can't tell me to do drugs?
 
2018-07-20 07:33:30 AM  

Lady J: So when some nutjob says god told him to run for POTUS that's just peachy, but god can't tell me to do drugs?


Deities are hard to pin down

/well, except that one
 
2018-07-20 07:54:26 AM  

AquaTatanka: JasonOfOrillia: Mooning is a type of revelation.

Revelation and reveal share a root, right?


It was a revelation that his ass was hairy.
 
2018-07-20 09:43:01 AM  
Could be criminal genius.  Consider: if he knew he's been had and earned a one-way ticket to the clank, he just then begins to act nuttier than squirrel shiat.

That way he'll get off easier in the proceedings
 
2018-07-20 10:09:54 AM  
Were there shooting stars?
 
2018-07-20 10:10:52 AM  
You need cooler police.

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2018-07-20 11:12:47 AM  
And the lord sayeth unto him: presenteth thine ass to my people, that they may know of the goodness of my drugs. And it was so
 
2018-07-20 11:19:36 AM  
"Is it his sincerely-held religious belief? If so, he needs to be let off. NO WAIT prosecute him because drugs! No... wait... it's a sincerely-held religious belief... aaaaaaaaa"

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