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(WFTV Orlando)   When awakened by demons, reach for your bible, and when that proves to be insufficient as an improvised bludgeon there's always pipes and frying pans as options   ( wftv.com) divider line
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2018-07-17 05:02:08 PM  
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2018-07-17 10:08:26 PM  
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You cant kill a demon with a frying pan, but it will buy you some time.
 
2018-07-17 10:51:29 PM  
Headline sounds like a DOOM mod.

I'd play it.
 
2018-07-17 10:52:58 PM  
And I get annoyed when I'm woken up because the covers are missing.
 
2018-07-17 10:59:39 PM  
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Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch the devil.
 
2018-07-17 11:03:48 PM  
Are the demons okay tho?
 
2018-07-17 11:05:25 PM  

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You cant kill a demon with a frying pan, but it will buy you some time.


Maybe you can't.
 
2018-07-17 11:12:39 PM  
Cross makes a good weapon against demons.
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2018-07-17 11:24:58 PM  

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Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch the devil.


Or just share a drink with him

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2018-07-17 11:30:08 PM  
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2018-07-17 11:59:35 PM  
I keep a 9-Iron in my bedroom.  If my wife ever got out of hand - I would pull out "The Enforcer".  If I heard something downstairs, I would grab the 9-Iron.
 
2018-07-18 12:00:42 AM  
Trump will give those kind of dreams what a useless president.
 
2018-07-18 12:02:49 AM  
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"Sometimes you've just gotta use what you've got, and honey, I know how to use what I got!"
 
2018-07-18 12:03:51 AM  

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DRINK!
 
2018-07-18 12:06:16 AM  
When you're dealing with a daemon problem, kill -9 works wonders if you need them to die quickly.
 
2018-07-18 12:16:53 AM  

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Thank you. I came here to warn everyone about the dreaded demon, Cousin Paddy.
 
2018-07-18 12:17:07 AM  
Or you could just tell the kid to go get its OWN GLASS OF WATER FOR F*CKS SAKE.
 
2018-07-18 12:26:53 AM  
As much as I want to make light of this, it's sad that someone lost their life because another person had mental health issues that wasn't addressed. The guy should absolutely be held accountable for his actions. It's too bad it ended this way.
 
2018-07-18 12:28:04 AM  
Frying pans! Who knew!
 
2018-07-18 12:36:51 AM  

MBooda: Cross makes a good weapon against demons.
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Oh those aren't demons. They're just Evangelicals.

Easy mistake, though.
 
2018-07-18 01:01:27 AM  
Can you really claim to believe in supply side jesus without also accepting that occassionally the devil is going to make you murder a random person/cheat on your wife with a rent boy?

Seems pretty open and closed case to me, now all we have to do is determine the colour of his ski- oh dear.
 
2018-07-18 01:17:57 AM  
Not all bibles are of the same caliber.

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2018-07-18 01:27:34 AM  
I drink so my demons are so inebriated that they are harmless. You are welcome, world. I keep your doom at bay, one beer at a time.
 
2018-07-18 04:41:48 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Not all bibles are of the same caliber.

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2018-07-18 02:37:42 PM  
*sigh* Subby, why would you think that all daemons are repelled by a Bible? Suppose it's, say, a rakshasa? Or a wendigo?
 
2018-07-18 10:21:55 PM  

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Thank you. I came here to warn everyone about the dreaded demon, Cousin Paddy.


YOU DON'T HAVE A COUSIN PADDY!

*BONK*
 
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