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(SacBee)   How do you stop zombies? Set fire to hay bales then live stream your police chase   ( sacbee.com) divider line
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2018-07-15 05:21:46 PM  
Half Moon Bay? She should be more afraid of dinosaurs.

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2018-07-15 06:00:08 PM  

LordOfThePings: Half Moon Bay? She should be more afraid of dinosaurs.

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I'd be more afraid of tetanus.
 
2018-07-15 06:48:27 PM  
Did it work, though? I don't see any zombies around, do you?
 
2018-07-15 06:49:24 PM  
I haven't seen any zombie apocalypses or cult massacres in the last few weeks, so there's that.

It sounds like she had issues to begin with, and the custody battle pushed her over the edge. Maybe, just maybe, she'll get the help she needs.
 
2018-07-15 06:54:35 PM  
You don't burn zombies, damn it!  Because when you do that, instead of zombies coming at you, you have zombies on fire coming at you.
 
2018-07-15 06:56:13 PM  
Importantly, is she single? Sounds like my kinda gal.
 
2018-07-15 06:58:59 PM  
Sounds more like a custody battle over a meth pipe to me.
 
2018-07-15 06:59:37 PM  
20,000 in damage? those must be the bigger bales

bales in my part of the world are $1 - $1.50
 
2018-07-15 07:00:41 PM  
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2018-07-15 07:02:31 PM  

Tater1337: 20,000 in damage? those must be the bigger bales

bales in my part of the world are $1 - $1.50


Cop math
 
2018-07-15 07:11:25 PM  

Notabunny: Tater1337: 20,000 in damage? those must be the bigger bales

bales in my part of the world are $1 - $1.50

Cop math


Nope, hay goes for about  $10 to $20 per bale in the San Francisco Bay Area.  Actual price will depend upon the quantity and quality.
 
2018-07-15 07:27:49 PM  

Tater1337: 20,000 in damage? those must be the bigger bales

bales in my part of the world are $1 - $1.50


I figured they were those large round bales that you need a tractor to move.  Those things are over $100 apiece around here depending on the quality of hay it is..
 
2018-07-15 07:47:24 PM  
I think we found Trump's new head of the EPA!
 
2018-07-15 07:53:17 PM  
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2018-07-15 07:57:22 PM  

bob3d: Tater1337: 20,000 in damage? those must be the bigger bales

bales in my part of the world are $1 - $1.50

I figured they were those large round bales that you need a tractor to move.  Those things are over $100 apiece around here depending on the quality of hay it is..


Property (with nothing on it) is over $1M an acre in much of the bay area. Too valuable to grow hay on. Most here is likely trucked in from the Central Valley.

Ironically, there are a ton of oil refineries around the bay, but the farther you get away from them, the cheaper gas is. Gas in SF is probably the most expensive in the lower 48 states. Gas in Stockton is much cheaper.
 
2018-07-15 08:02:24 PM  

Aetre: Did it work, though? I don't see any zombies around, do you?


She could have saved us all and sadly, she'll never be able to prove it. Forever she shall be branded as a nutjob when in truth, we just might owe her everything. That Gemma Arterton hasn't responded to my calls/love notes branded on her dead cats/texts/emails/love letters written in my own blood left on her pillow/telegrams/love notes on bricks through her windows surely robs the world of true love, this is a sin just below that one. May we all conduct ourselves with proper repentance should the truth somehow become known that she was selfless in her acts.
 
2018-07-15 08:04:14 PM  

Mukster: Importantly, is she single? Sounds like my kinda gal.


The stuff (zits?) on her face just might be because she doesn't take care of herself due to having a few screws loose. Truthfully, I think she'd clean up more than adequately. I wouldn't say no.
 
2018-07-15 08:21:01 PM  
Meth. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
 
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2018-07-15 08:22:10 PM  
Behind them glasses is some crazy eyes, man.
 
2018-07-15 09:29:14 PM  
The meth is strong with this one.
 
2018-07-15 09:37:31 PM  

phishrace: Too valuable to grow hay on.


Not necessarily.  Due to the funky water laws in California, use it or lose it, farmers will sometimes grow feed grass because it's a high water requirement crop, to ensure they use up their entire water allotment.  During a drought, which happens with fairly predictable frequency, this is an absolute horrible system.
 
2018-07-15 10:53:28 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: I haven't seen any zombie apocalypses or cult massacres in the last few weeks, so there's that.

It sounds like she had issues to begin with, and the custody battle pushed her over the edge. Maybe, just maybe, she'll get the help she needs.


The acne says meth.
 
2018-07-15 11:36:38 PM  
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2018-07-16 12:10:24 AM  

BrerRobot: common sense is an oxymoron: I haven't seen any zombie apocalypses or cult massacres in the last few weeks, so there's that.

It sounds like she had issues to begin with, and the custody battle pushed her over the edge. Maybe, just maybe, she'll get the help she needs.

The acne says meth.


It does, but the rest of her face says it probably hasn't been four years' worth of meth.
 
2018-07-16 01:52:55 AM  

Mukster: Importantly, is she single? Sounds like my kinda gal.


When are you moving to Ca?

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2018-07-16 09:01:06 AM  

WoodyHayes: Mukster: Importantly, is she single? Sounds like my kinda gal.

The stuff (zits?) on her face just might be because she doesn't take care of herself due to having a few screws loose. Truthfully, I think she'd clean up more than adequately. I wouldn't say no.


Looks like the early stages of meth face, actually. Use would also explain her delusions.
 
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