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(Boston.com)   Not satisifed with your potato chips, seagulls near Boston are coming for your wallets   ( boston.com) divider line
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2018-07-15 02:51:01 PM  
Perhaps they want to buy their own?
 
2018-07-15 03:24:12 PM  
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2018-07-15 03:41:01 PM  
Ah say Mac, um, can you like spare some like change for a bite to eat?

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Uhhhh... Here! Now scram!

 
2018-07-15 03:54:30 PM  
That's a call to customer service I'd like to hear.

"I'd like to report a stolen credit card."

"Did you report it to police?"

"No, to Animal Control."
 
2018-07-15 04:06:30 PM  

redoctober65: Ah say Mac, um, can you like spare some like change for a bite to eat?

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Uhhhh... Here! Now scram!


Classic
 
2018-07-15 04:20:37 PM  
Some places in Florida the tourists will feed the gulls and at outdoor restaurants they (the sea gulls) become very aggressive and jump on your table steal fries off your plate if don't pay attention.
 
2018-07-15 04:34:10 PM  

LordOfThePings: That's a call to customer service I'd like to hear.

"I'd like to report a stolen credit card."

"Did you report it to police?"

"No, to Animal Control."


"What credit card would that be, sir?"

"American Peckspress"
 
2018-07-15 05:32:50 PM  

luckyeddie: LordOfThePings: That's a call to customer service I'd like to hear.

"I'd like to report a stolen credit card."

"Did you report it to police?"

"No, to Animal Control."

"What credit card would that be, sir?"

"American Peckspress"


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2018-07-15 05:34:19 PM  
Where the fark was the wallet that the seagull was able to grab it?  Dragging on a string behind the guy?
 
2018-07-15 05:37:56 PM  
They're dressed completely in white, and they're stealing the common man's cash. Republicans?
 
2018-07-15 05:38:29 PM  
Just as aggressive as the rest of Boston's urban wildlife. A sparrow pecked at a bahn mi I was holding at mouth level earlier.
 
2018-07-15 05:38:49 PM  
be on the lookout for a seagull driving a new cadillac
 
2018-07-15 05:41:08 PM  

luckyeddie: Perhaps they want to buy their own?


Usually they just put it on their bill!

Get it? Because they're...

Is this thing on?
 
2018-07-15 06:56:51 PM  

crinz83: be on the lookout for a seagull driving a new cadillac


no it's ok he put it in his mom's name
 
2018-07-15 07:01:59 PM  

optikeye: Some places in Florida the tourists will feed the gulls and at outdoor restaurants they (the sea gulls) become very aggressive and jump on your table steal fries off your plate if don't pay attention.


Do they steal words too?
 
2018-07-15 07:02:03 PM  
Killer Gulls Rip Into Whales and Murder Seal Pups
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2018-07-15 07:26:06 PM  
Some day, when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
As you're lying there screaming "come help me, please"
Seagulls, hm, steal your wallet

/stop it now
 
2018-07-15 07:54:13 PM  
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2018-07-15 08:47:49 PM  

redoctober65: Ah say Mac, um, can you like spare some like change for a bite to eat?
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Uhhhh... Here! Now scram!


Like, bless you sir!
/deadbeat
 
2018-07-15 09:46:43 PM  
 
2018-07-15 10:37:32 PM  
Seagulls are charging?
 
2018-07-15 10:55:11 PM  
Seagulls. Hnnnn! Stop! It! NOW!
 
2018-07-15 10:55:30 PM  
Seagulls once tried to abduct my four-year-old during an early-morning trip to the beach. I surprised him with a warm Krispy Kreme and he thrust in, Rocky-esque, into the air, triggering an immediate frenzy. I remember tearing the second doughnut into pieces, throwing them downwind, while scooping him up and fleeing as he laughed and pointed at the ones following on our heels.

It really wasn't a surprise when, some time later, he fell into film-fascination with Hitchcock's "The Birds" - I know why, even if he doesn't.
 
2018-07-16 06:21:11 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Some day, when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
As you're lying there screaming "come help me, please"
Seagulls, hm, steal your wallet

/stop it now


"I  moved a log and underneath it was a stick. And I said "My god, that log had a child.""
 
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