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(HillReporter.com)   Some of the must-see moments from Peter Strzok's hearing today. Including Louie Gohmert going full Louie Gohmert, or as most people call it "being an unwavering douchecanoe"   ( hillreporter.com) divider line
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2018-07-12 10:15:11 PM  
GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Attacks Strzok as a "Liar"

And then refuses to provide any evidence.
 
2018-07-12 10:41:16 PM  

fusillade762: GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Attacks Strzok as a "Liar"

And then refuses to provide any evidence.


Strzok made all the Republicans look like fools.  They all looked as stupid and foolish as Gohmert and that is a lie because no one is that stupid so Stzrok is a liar somehow and such as and furthermore.
 
2018-07-12 11:46:43 PM  
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2018-07-13 12:34:17 AM  
Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage
 
2018-07-13 12:37:16 AM  
My favorite part was his temper tantrum at the end when they let Stzroks respond to Gohmert's AM radio rantings even though Gohmert didn't ask him a question. Even his own party let him look like an asshole.
 
2018-07-13 12:39:33 AM  

meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage


Writing up a proposal for such a consulting session might be a good exercise for my "Violence with Tech Writing" class this fall.
 
2018-07-13 12:41:22 AM  

meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage


Sh*t, it might even improve his IQ.
 
2018-07-13 12:42:22 AM  

bdub77: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

Sh*t, it might even improve his IQ.


As a famous comedian once opined, "you can't fix stupid."
 
2018-07-13 12:42:37 AM  

meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage


His stock is rising in face punchability futures.
 
2018-07-13 12:46:30 AM  
Gohmert is saying that Strzok should be guilty of whatever they accuse him of being guilty of simply because he had an affair with his wife.  Meanwhile he unwaveringly supports a man that panders to porn star prostitutes while his wife is recovering from the birth of their first child.

Allowing hipocrisy like this to go unpunished is why all Republicans are trash.
 
2018-07-13 12:46:56 AM  

maram500: bdub77: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

Sh*t, it might even improve his IQ.

As a famous comedian once opined, "you can't fix stupid."


My own spin was "You can't knock some sense into someone, but you can knock some of the stupid out."
 
2018-07-13 12:52:09 AM  

LeftisRightisWrong: maram500: bdub77: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

Sh*t, it might even improve his IQ.

As a famous comedian once opined, "you can't fix stupid."

My own spin was "You can't knock some sense into someone, but you can knock some of the stupid out."


By the time you knocked ANY stupid out of Gohmert you'd be at his funeral partaking in what looks like a rather macabre wine-making festival.
 
2018-07-13 12:56:19 AM  

giantmeteor: My favorite part was his temper tantrum at the end when they let Stzroks respond to Gohmert's AM radio rantings even though Gohmert didn't ask him a question. Even his own party let him look like an asshole.


The best part was the comment - "you need your medication".
 
2018-07-13 12:56:26 AM  
Wherever it says "Strzok", my mind only sees "char *strtok(char *str, const char *delim)". 'Tis a disability.
 
2018-07-13 12:56:51 AM  

bdub77: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

Sh*t, it might even improve his IQ.


And make the bat dumber.
 
2018-07-13 01:01:08 AM  
All that screeching and screaming from Republicans about bias in the legal system, and yet not a single complaint about this judge:
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/04/judge​-​in-paul-manafort-case-criticizes-rober​t-mueller-probe.html
 
2018-07-13 01:10:02 AM  
Draco was exceptionally prickish.
 
2018-07-13 01:11:16 AM  

maram500: bdub77: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

Sh*t, it might even improve his IQ.

As a famous comedian once opined, "you can't fix stupid."


But the aforementioned trying would be therapeutic.
 
2018-07-13 01:13:06 AM  
From Gomer's wiki:

"Gohmert spent a summer as an exchange student in Ukraine."

Huh, imagine that.
 
2018-07-13 01:37:03 AM  

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2018-07-13 01:40:12 AM  

fredmcmurray: From Gomer's wiki:

"Gohmert spent a summer as an exchange student in Ukraine."

Huh, imagine that.


He's so stupid he got lost and ended up his own ass.
 
2018-07-13 01:42:21 AM  

meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage


Go with wood. It's safer.

Aluminum bats could lead to broken wrists should Strzok hit a very solid object like a wall, a floor, or Gohmert's thick skull.
 
2018-07-13 01:43:42 AM  

Sapient Entity 584372: Wherever it says "Strzok", my mind only sees "char *strtok(char *str, const char *delim)". 'Tis a disability.


I think strzok works like strtok except the tokens are delimited with zero bytes, thus the delim parameter isn't needed.
 
2018-07-13 01:51:51 AM  
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Your GOP, folks.
Please remember to vote in the Midterms.
And remember: the Dems vote on Nov. 6. The GOP votes on Nov. 7. Very important!
 
2018-07-13 01:54:33 AM  

Iggie: Mantour: [img.fark.net image 850x400]

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The French version of this movie, "le diner con" is hilarious. Way better than the American version. Although their humor doesn't necessarily translate for Americans. I'd guess i'd describe it as more subtle or understated. But basically enough happens between the main bully and his schmuck that you never even get to the diner. American audiences would lose their mind if a movie dangled the prospect of the funny dinner and then didn't deliver it. It's like the fireworks factory on itchy and scratchy.
 
2018-07-13 02:00:27 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: fredmcmurray: From Gomer's wiki:

"Gohmert spent a summer as an exchange student in Ukraine."

Huh, imagine that.

He's so stupid he got lost and ended up his own ass.


Would you say that he was therefore Pounded in the Butt by his own Butt? If so, we'll need to let Mr. Tingle know that a sitting congresscreature is infringing.
 
2018-07-13 02:43:30 AM  
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2018-07-13 03:02:08 AM  

maram500: bdub77: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

Sh*t, it might even improve his IQ.

As a famous comedian once opined, "you can't fix stupid."


yeah, but you hear stories from time to time of someone getting head injuries and suddenly they speak fluent Italian when their only prior knowledge was pizza. We can all hope a few whacks to the head would render Gohmer forever mute but a jawdropping virtuoso at the piano.
 
2018-07-13 03:12:05 AM  

Imaginativescreenname: maram500: bdub77: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

Sh*t, it might even improve his IQ.

As a famous comedian once opined, "you can't fix stupid."

yeah, but you hear stories from time to time of someone getting head injuries and suddenly they speak fluent Italian when their only prior knowledge was pizza. We can all hope a few whacks to the head would render Gohmer forever mute but a jawdropping virtuoso at the piano.


... Pizza eh? And then was Hillary there in the dungeon with all those kids?!

/sorry
 
2018-07-13 03:42:54 AM  
Republicans: Democrats are being uncivil! What happened to respect!??!!

Also Republicans: When you cheated on your wife, you lying liar, did that influence you in your decision to undermine our Golden President?
 
2018-07-13 04:41:34 AM  

farkyorefeelings: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

His stock is rising in face punchability futures.


Challenge accepted...

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2018-07-13 05:02:48 AM  

Lochsteppe: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

Writing up a proposal for such a consulting session might be a good exercise for my "Violence with Tech Writing" class this fall.


Are you providing the course? I am interested in improving my skills in that field.
 
2018-07-13 06:53:43 AM  

maram500: bdub77: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

Sh*t, it might even improve his IQ.

As a famous comedian once opined, "you can't fix stupid."


Stupid you can fix.  We're born stupid.  Most of us get better.

What you can't fix is evil.
 
2018-07-13 07:17:12 AM  

Texas Gabe: All that screeching and screaming from Republicans about bias in the legal system, and yet not a single complaint about this judge:
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/04/judge-​in-paul-manafort-case-criticizes-rober​t-mueller-probe.html


WTF? Even *suggesting* something like that would be enough to keep you off the JURY, but it's hunky dory coming from the JUDGE??
 
2018-07-13 07:37:56 AM  
I've already seen the stupid videos that are out there saying "Watch Issa absolutely destroy Strzok!!" followed by all of the comments about "hurrr durrr, bias!! bias!!!"

Why is it so hard to distinguish between a personal opinion and bias?  I just wish that during the hearing Strzok had asked Gowdy if he would be willing to share his text messages and emails that were sent during the Benghazi hearings.
 
2018-07-13 07:48:27 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: I've already seen the stupid videos that are out there saying "Watch Issa absolutely destroy Strzok!!" followed by all of the comments about "hurrr durrr, bias!! bias!!!"

Why is it so hard to distinguish between a personal opinion and bias? I just wish that during the hearing Strzok had asked Gowdy if he would be willing to share his text messages and emails that were sent during the Benghazi hearings.


To right wingers, anything that doesn't fit in their narrow worldview will always be considered bias.
 
2018-07-13 07:55:26 AM  
Gohmert is my congressman, so, getting a kick, etc.

meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage


He may be a lot of things, but he isn't a "hillbilly".  And as an East Texan, I think I resent the statement that he is.  Call him a "slack-jawed yokel" if you like, but not a hillbilly.
 
2018-07-13 08:23:36 AM  
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2018-07-13 09:30:52 AM  

bdub77: meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

Sh*t, it might even improve his IQ.


Couldn't hurt.
 
2018-07-13 09:50:19 AM  

Sapient Entity 584372: Wherever it says "Strzok", my mind only sees "char *strtok(char *str, const char *delim)". 'Tis a disability.


Ah yes the ol String Zokenizer function.
 
2018-07-13 10:05:18 AM  

SomeTexan: Gohmert is my congressman, so, getting a kick, etc.

meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

He may be a lot of things, but he isn't a "hillbilly".  And as an East Texan, I think I resent the statement that he is.  Call him a "slack-jawed yokel" if you like, but not a hillbilly.


How about a "backwater inbred half-witted nincompoop?"  I don't want to offend anyone.
 
2018-07-13 10:34:34 AM  
This is a bookmark so I can watch these videos once I'm in a place I can play them.

From the comments, it seem's they're quite entertaining.

Looking forward to it.
 
2018-07-13 10:43:31 AM  

SomeTexan: Gohmert is my congressman, so, getting a kick, etc.

meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

He may be a lot of things, but he isn't a "hillbilly".  And as an East Texan, I think I resent the statement that he is.  Call him a "slack-jawed yokel" if you like, but not a hillbilly.


It amazes me how many people don't understand that being a hillbilly involves at least a hill
 
2018-07-13 11:03:38 AM  

slognard: SomeTexan: Gohmert is my congressman, so, getting a kick, etc.

meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

He may be a lot of things, but he isn't a "hillbilly".  And as an East Texan, I think I resent the statement that he is.  Call him a "slack-jawed yokel" if you like, but not a hillbilly.

It amazes me how many people don't understand that being a hillbilly involves at least a hill


Well, there's Capitol Hill...
 
2018-07-13 01:15:36 PM  

FDR Jones: slognard: SomeTexan: Gohmert is my congressman, so, getting a kick, etc.

meatofmystery: Gohmert deserves a 5 min consultation with Strzok and an aluminum bat.    F*cking hillbilly garbage

He may be a lot of things, but he isn't a "hillbilly".  And as an East Texan, I think I resent the statement that he is.  Call him a "slack-jawed yokel" if you like, but not a hillbilly.

It amazes me how many people don't understand that being a hillbilly involves at least a hill

Well, there's Capitol Hill...


I have an idea for a new show - The Capitol Hillbillies! Anyone want to take a shot at the theme song?
 
2018-07-13 03:08:38 PM  

giantmeteor: My favorite part was his temper tantrum at the end when they let Stzroks respond to Gohmert's AM radio rantings even though Gohmert didn't ask him a question. Even his own party let him look like an asshole.


Asshole Thunderdome: Two Assholes Go In, Only One Comes Out

Gohmert v. Cruz

You can only pick one, who do you choose?

Show your work
 
2018-07-14 12:34:48 AM  
Not one of those assholes could wrap their head around the fact that just because you have certain beliefs, you do not have to let it affect your job.

Also, are there are a bunch of detectives/investigators out there that like the criminals they are investigating?  I didn't know that  was a prerequisite before participating in an investigation.
 
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