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(Christian Broadcasting Network)   A Blood Moon hits your eye just as Mars goes on by, that's apocalypse   ( www1.cbn.com) divider line
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2018-07-12 08:48:51 PM  
According to astronomers, there will be two bodies in the heavens at the end of July which will both appear as red -- the planet Mars and Earth's moon....The Blood Moon is foretold by the Bible in the book of Joel 2:31,

So like what's their hierarchy of science? Are astronomers and genetics researchers honest, upstanding, A-list scientists while general biologists, meteorologists, climatologists, and geologists are the evil liberal conspiracy? Do flat earthers even believe the astronomer forecast?  Will they have just gotten lucky when it happens?  Actually now that i'm thinking about it, I actually don't give a shiat what they think, so never mind.
 
2018-07-12 11:28:40 PM  
Well, I've lost count.
 
2018-07-12 11:31:40 PM  
A Sign of the End Times? Another Blood Moon Appears in July

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2018-07-12 11:33:01 PM  
But don't you dare tell these people that Trump is the antichrist...
 
2018-07-12 11:33:09 PM  
I I had a Dime every time some Asshat said the world was going to end.
 
2018-07-12 11:33:21 PM  
We're not that lucky.
 
2018-07-12 11:34:30 PM  
The eclipse will best be seen in Africa, the Middle East, southern Asia and the Indian Ocean.

Oh, well there you have it: we won't be able to see it from the States, so there's nothing for us to worry about, only the shiathole countries.
 
2018-07-12 11:35:26 PM  

radarlove: But don't you dare tell these people that Trump is the antichrist...


Well see all the believers have to be deceived by the Great Deceiver to bring about the end times.  So you see they aren't stupid they're just playing out their part and willingly accepting the deception in order to bring about the End Times.  Yeah that's the ticket.
 
2018-07-12 11:37:28 PM  

DubtodaIll: radarlove: But don't you dare tell these people that Trump is the antichrist...

Well see all the believers have to be deceived by the Great Deceiver to bring about the end times.  So you see they aren't stupid they're just playing out their part and willingly accepting the deception in order to bring about the End Times.  Yeah that's the ticket.


Makes about as much sense as anything else they do.
 
2018-07-12 11:38:15 PM  
I worry more about Uranus!
 
2018-07-12 11:38:41 PM  
Blood moon, you saw me standing alone. With a stake nailed in my heart, an undead love of my own.

/bom-ba-ba-bom, ba-bom-ba-ba-bom, ba-ba-bom-ba-ba-bom da-dang-da-da-dang, da- dingy-dong-ding
 
2018-07-12 11:41:29 PM  
Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2018-07-12 11:41:33 PM  
I thought we had evolved as a society past the point of seeing strange signs in the heavens and deciding that they mean we're all dooooooooomed.

Guess not.
 
2018-07-12 11:43:15 PM  
M-O-O-N. That spells batshiat crazy Christian heresy.
 
2018-07-12 11:43:42 PM  
Coming soon, from Samuel L. Bronkowitz Productions....

that's armageddon
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2018-07-12 11:45:37 PM  
No no no.... y'all heard it wrong.  The *bathroom* is on the right...
 
2018-07-12 11:52:02 PM  
I wish.  Fark this planet.
 
2018-07-12 11:54:18 PM  

limboslam: A Sign of the End Times? Another Blood Moon Appears in July

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Saddam got off easy. We have to live through the tribulation of Trump.
 
2018-07-13 12:00:40 AM  
Jesus Christ, not this shiat again.
 
2018-07-13 12:01:59 AM  
The world actually ended a long time ago.
 
2018-07-13 12:04:27 AM  
Even Diet Coke is getting in on it.
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/It's gotten too commercial, I tell ya.
 
2018-07-13 12:20:01 AM  
"Now concerning the times and the seasons, brothers, you have no need to have anything written to you. for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night."  -- 1 Thessalonians 5:1-2

Odd how I know their book better than they do and I'm merely agnostic.

/ farking charlatans...
 
2018-07-13 12:22:14 AM  

germ78: Jesus Christ, not this shiat again.


This could be a good thing if they pull a Heaven's Gate.

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2018-07-13 12:22:37 AM  
I mean to fill up the 2033 apocalypse space with my own works of Sci-Fi, just to head off the Christian publishing industry. But I don't like the material. Oh well, lets head this off before they can delve into that
 
2018-07-13 12:24:43 AM  

mrparks: I thought we had evolved as a society past the point of seeing strange signs in the heavens and deciding that they mean we're all dooooooooomed.

Guess not.


No, we have much fancier toys but we still have brains that were evolved for living off the land a couple hundred thousand years ago.
 
2018-07-13 12:25:39 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: The eclipse will best be seen in Africa, the Middle East, southern Asia and the Indian Ocean.

Oh, well there you have it: we won't be able to see it from the States, so there's nothing for us to worry about, only the shiathole countries.


$5 says they're going to have something batshiat crazy to say about Muslims now.

/ Then again, when don't they?
 
2018-07-13 12:29:30 AM  
Please be careful, Link.
 
2018-07-13 12:34:33 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: The eclipse will best be seen in Africa, the Middle East, southern Asia and the Indian Ocean.

Oh, well there you have it: we won't be able to see it from the States, so there's nothing for us to worry about, only the shiathole countries.


It's national security issue. We even ban dark moons now.
 
2018-07-13 12:44:41 AM  
Happy Friday the Thirteenth, Farkers!

Be like me and consider it a lucky day. Makes not an iota of difference either way.

I may be superstitious but I make my own superstitions and I break them whenever I feel like it. It is a question of who is to be master. That is all.
 
2018-07-13 12:48:08 AM  

Raoul Eaton: mrparks: I thought we had evolved as a society past the point of seeing strange signs in the heavens and deciding that they mean we're all dooooooooomed.

Guess not.

No, we have much fancier toys but we still have brains that were evolved for living off the land a couple hundred thousand years ago.


Want to buy my lucky coin?
 
2018-07-13 12:51:00 AM  
I swear, I could wallpaper an entire room with all my punched Apocalypse Survival cards!
 
2018-07-13 01:03:22 AM  

aseras: limboslam: A Sign of the End Times? Another Blood Moon Appears in July

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Saddam got off easy. We have to live through the tribulation of Trump.


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2018-07-13 01:12:11 AM  

mrparks: I thought we had evolved as a society past the point of seeing strange signs in the heavens and deciding that they mean we're all dooooooooomed.

Guess not.


We sort of have. These people are on the tail end of the bell curve, rather than the middle. But the tail is long and the media loves the drama and silliness going on there.
 
2018-07-13 01:38:08 AM  
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2018-07-13 01:42:21 AM  

camaroash: germ78: Jesus Christ, not this shiat again.

This could be a good thing if they pull a Heaven's Gate.

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I've got some bad news. He's gonna be late.
 
2018-07-13 01:51:00 AM  
Oh that's what I need to be praying for?
 
2018-07-13 02:05:58 AM  

koder: According to astronomers, there will be two bodies in the heavens at the end of July which will both appear as red -- the planet Mars and Earth's moon....The Blood Moon is foretold by the Bible in the book of Joel 2:31,

So like what's their hierarchy of science? Are astronomers and genetics researchers honest, upstanding, A-list scientists while general biologists, meteorologists, climatologists, and geologists are the evil liberal conspiracy? Do flat earthers even believe the astronomer forecast?  Will they have just gotten lucky when it happens?  Actually now that i'm thinking about it, I actually don't give a shiat what they think, so never mind.


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oblig XKCD

Also: So every other Blood Moon in the history of forever doesn't count somehow. But this one does? Is that it?
 
2018-07-13 02:06:02 AM  

camaroash: germ78: Jesus Christ, not this shiat again.

This could be a good thing if they pull a Heaven's Gate.

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I disagree.  If we ever witness a REAL apocalyptic, species-ending event ( nuclear winter, giant asteroid, rogue planet like Melancholia), they'll try to exterminate "outsiders"/unbelievers/heathens like you and me long before they decide to off themselves....
 
2018-07-13 02:06:15 AM  
I'm only waiting for the summer red comet to cross all t's and dot all i's.
 
2018-07-13 02:14:46 AM  
Huh, and here I thought Evangelicals considered astrology to be witchcraft.
 
2018-07-13 03:04:09 AM  

wxboy: Huh, and here I thought Evangelicals considered astrology to be witchcraft.


Only when it suits them.
 
2018-07-13 03:14:22 AM  
I would think the orange buffoon is a much clearer sign of the end times than a red moon, but YMMV.
 
2018-07-13 03:41:13 AM  
I'm working on my third or fourth card by this time.

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2018-07-13 04:03:24 AM  
 
2018-07-13 04:36:15 AM  
So the science of astronomy predicts a blood moon. Then the cult claims that this is a biblical prophecy of the apocalypse. Ignoring the following statement by Jesus:
Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many. And many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. At that time if anyone says to you, 'Look, here is the Christ!' or, 'There he is!' do not believe it. For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect--if that were possible. See, I have told you ahead of time. "So if anyone tells you, 'There he is, out in the desert,' do not go out; or, 'Here he is, in the inner rooms,' do not believe it. For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. (Matthew 24:4-5; 11; 23-27)
It is amazing how many Christians don't read or understand the bible.
 
2018-07-13 04:41:15 AM  

koder: So like what's their hierarchy of science?


To follow up on Archie Goodwin's nerd graph, astronomers fit somewhere between chemists and physicists.
 
2018-07-13 04:51:04 AM  

MBooda: Blood moon, you saw me standing alone. With a stake nailed in my heart, an undead love of my own.

/bom-ba-ba-bom, ba-bom-ba-ba-bom, ba-ba-bom-ba-ba-bom da-dang-da-da-dang, da- dingy-dong-ding


Dip-di-dip-di-dip
 
2018-07-13 05:26:01 AM  
July 27th is extremely significant.  I might poop twice that day.  One and a half is the norm.  God... how I hate that half mother farker lurking around all day.
 
2018-07-13 05:28:35 AM  

koder: According to astronomers, there will be two bodies in the heavens at the end of July which will both appear as red -- the planet Mars and Earth's moon....The Blood Moon is foretold by the Bible in the book of Joel 2:31,

So like what's their hierarchy of science? Are astronomers and genetics researchers honest, upstanding, A-list scientists while general biologists, meteorologists, climatologists, and geologists are the evil liberal conspiracy? Do flat earthers even believe the astronomer forecast?  Will they have just gotten lucky when it happens?  Actually now that i'm thinking about it, I actually don't give a shiat what they think, so never mind.


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2018-07-13 05:56:00 AM  
Yay for red decks.

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