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(People Magazine)   Trump gets lost while giving Melania a tour of the plane. "I don't know how he gets lost, but he does. Air Force One is...no different from any other commercial 747 in that there's one narrow hallway that takes you from the front to the back"   ( people.com) divider line
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2018-07-12 02:36:21 PM  
Well...when your head is up your ass....
 
2018-07-12 02:38:28 PM  
Dementia is no joke
 
2018-07-12 02:39:36 PM  
Trump got lost walking 10 feet from the plane to his limo.
 
2018-07-12 02:42:17 PM  
He sounds like a mentally incapacitated nine year old.
Pretty much what I expected.
 
2018-07-12 02:42:45 PM  
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2018-07-12 02:43:56 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Dementia is no joke


bloobeary: He sounds like a mentally incapacitated nine year old.
Pretty much what I expected.


If only there were some mechanism whereby the US government can protect itself from a dementia-addled, mentally incapacitated president.
 
2018-07-12 02:44:07 PM  
Each day he reminds me of my grandfather in the early days of dementia.
 
2018-07-12 02:45:37 PM  
Oh, and I have to say that I'm immensely proud of Beck Dorey-Stein.  We lived across the street from each other while I was growing up and her brother was one of my best friends.
 
2018-07-12 02:46:52 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: If only there were some mechanism whereby the US government can protect itself from a dementia-addled, mentally incapacitated president.


November can't get here fast enough.
 
2018-07-12 03:05:18 PM  
It is a bigly plane, after all.  It's got an escape capsule, a lower level where they stow luggage and the back of the plane opens allowing occupants to leave by parachute.  I know all this because I have studied the excellent Harrison Ford documentary where he told Gary Oldman to "get off my plane!"
 
2018-07-12 03:14:42 PM  
Damn, imagine what has to happen when he circumnavigates the White House looking for the Oval Office
 
2018-07-12 03:28:49 PM  
I think the downstairs is likely to be a little different, but he probably doesn't have any idea that it exists.
 
2018-07-12 03:36:12 PM  
BECAUSE HE HAS DEMENTIA

 
2018-07-12 03:37:33 PM  

LoneWolf343: BECAUSE HE HAS DEMENTIA


Everyone know this, but the only people who can do something about it don't care.
 
2018-07-12 03:38:09 PM  
"I watch Stephen Miller smirk like a demonic Pee-wee Herman as he cracks jokes about gender equality in a van full of women who are active-duty members of the military. I watch all of it. I force myself to look up so I can write it all down."

Real surprising behavior from that douchenozzle.
 
2018-07-12 03:39:26 PM  
I know why...
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2018-07-12 03:39:29 PM  
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2018-07-12 03:41:45 PM  
She sounds triggered.
 
2018-07-12 03:42:11 PM  
He's outwitted by a plane and we're supposed to believe he's a stable genius?
 
2018-07-12 03:42:50 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: cameroncrazy1984: Dementia is no joke

bloobeary: He sounds like a mentally incapacitated nine year old.
Pretty much what I expected.

If only there were some mechanism whereby the US government can protect itself from a dementia-addled, mentally incapacitated president.


But what about the party and the donors?
 
2018-07-12 03:43:44 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: cameroncrazy1984: Dementia is no joke

bloobeary: He sounds like a mentally incapacitated nine year old.
Pretty much what I expected.

If only there were some mechanism whereby the US government can protect itself from a dementia-addled, mentally incapacitated president.


I know of a couple that are impossible, and one that takes a bit of time but unfortunately is only slightly more likely: a higher turnout of reasonable voters.
 
2018-07-12 03:43:47 PM  
Are you not entertained? Trump's main purpose is to fascinate, frustrate and enrage you while the world goes to shiat because all the useless leech rich people think all the money would have a sad if regular people got some good use out of it.
 
2018-07-12 03:44:42 PM  
So nothing new, just more details. <SIGH> Got it.
 
2018-07-12 03:44:43 PM  
FTA: Trump ended up in front of her seat and they greeted each other. Dorey-Stein took a step back in deference, as she'd done previously for Obama. "But when I take a step back, Trump takes a step forward, into my personal space," the author writes. The lost president said "hello" again "with a smile he must consider charming pasted on his face," she writes. He remained in her "face" until one of his staffers directed him back toward the aisle. His wife, Melania, stood behind him "star[ing] at the ground," according to the book.

The author. She's tall:

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2018-07-12 03:46:26 PM  
FTFA:
These aren't the only differences that caught the author's notice:
"I watch the Napoleonic clowns swagger through the West Wing in bad suits. I watch the female contortionists, who believe bending over in a miniskirt and stilettos is a good idea but a woman's right to choose isn't," she writes. "I watch Stephen Miller smirk like a demonic Pee-wee Herman as he cracks jokes about gender equality in a van full of women who are active-duty members of the military. I watch all of it.


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2018-07-12 03:46:41 PM  

Badmoodman: FTA: Trump ended up in front of her seat and they greeted each other. Dorey-Stein took a step back in deference, as she'd done previously for Obama. "But when I take a step back, Trump takes a step forward, into my personal space," the author writes. The lost president said "hello" again "with a smile he must consider charming pasted on his face," she writes. He remained in her "face" until one of his staffers directed him back toward the aisle. His wife, Melania, stood behind him "star[ing] at the ground," according to the book.

The author. She's tall:

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If she had spoken to Trump in Russian he probably would have jumped her right then and there.
 
2018-07-12 03:46:45 PM  
That moron could get lost in a single stall restroom.
 
2018-07-12 03:46:58 PM  
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2018-07-12 03:47:01 PM  
Any commercial 747 I have been on has two aisles. It is after all in the widebody jet category. Still pretty hard to get lost.

AF-1 is probably different. I have never been on any of them.
 
2018-07-12 03:47:09 PM  
Fark libs are just butthurt that the president has lost his mental faculties and our government has become a runaway kleptocracy.
 
2018-07-12 03:47:57 PM  
HE HAS DEMENTIA. He is a feeble, babbling old man with dementia.

When the fark are more people going to have the balls/ovaries to say it out loud?
 
2018-07-12 03:48:04 PM  
I guess big shot Mr. Stenographer doesn't fly commercial very often.

There are two walkways.

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2018-07-12 03:48:06 PM  
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2018-07-12 03:48:17 PM  
Sentinel, we have lost MOGUL.  Repeat, we have lost MOGUL.
Roger Babysitter, help on the way.

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2018-07-12 03:48:27 PM  
How izzit that it's only now that Melania boarded Air Force One?
Most married couples travel together all of the time, you know?
They were probably afraid that she couldn't put up with being with him with no exit through the length of a long flight.
 
2018-07-12 03:48:35 PM  

Badmoodman: FTA: Trump ended up in front of her seat and they greeted each other. Dorey-Stein took a step back in deference, as she'd done previously for Obama. "But when I take a step back, Trump takes a step forward, into my personal space," the author writes. The lost president said "hello" again "with a smile he must consider charming pasted on his face," she writes. He remained in her "face" until one of his staffers directed him back toward the aisle. His wife, Melania, stood behind him "star[ing] at the ground," according to the book.

The author. She's tall:

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Oh, so he was hitting on her. Right in front of his wife. Tsk.
 
2018-07-12 03:49:32 PM  
It's actually kind of complicated. Haven't you lot ever seen that Harrison Ford movie?
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2018-07-12 03:50:31 PM  
Dementia isn't something I'd wish on anyone's family, but in this case, I might make an exception.

It doesn't change the fact that Trump has been a raging, corrupt, asshole for his entire life, though.
 
2018-07-12 03:51:13 PM  

The Bunyip: He's outwitted by a plane and we're supposed to believe he's a stable genius?


Hey now, we are talking about finding your way down a straight aisle. Did you even try asking him about horses?
 
2018-07-12 03:52:13 PM  

Danger Mouse: She sounds triggered.


Well it's not like she wakes up at 3 AM every day to whine on the internet.

What does "triggered" mean to you?
 
2018-07-12 03:52:30 PM  

Bowen: I guess big shot Mr. Stenographer doesn't fly commercial very often.

There are two walkways.

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I'm not sure this is the defense of Trump you're gonna want to make. You're arguing that two aisles would confuse the President.

Also AF1 has one aisle.

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2018-07-12 03:53:15 PM  
I suffer from bouts of insomnia that come and go. I go up to 2 or 3 weeks on an hour or two of sleep a night. My wife and I were staying in a hotel one night while I was suffering from one of these episodes. I had taken phenibut and benadryl to try to get a little sleep. I got up at 0 dark 30 to use the restroom with the lights off so I wouldn't disturb her. Somehow, I got lost in the bathroom with the lights off. I thought the door had disappeared. I couldn't for the lift of me find the door, light switch, nada, nothing. I thought I had died and this was my personal hell, I shart thee not. I yelled for Maggie to help me. Of course she opens the door and switches on the light. I was standing in the bathtub crying. Probably one of the scariest and most embarrassing episodes in my entire life.

/We had a good laugh about it on the way home.
//I'm sleeping fine at the moment.
///As is tradition.
 
2018-07-12 03:54:54 PM  

Danger Mouse: I can't defend Trump, and that upsets me, so I'll call my enemies names.


Translated from Derp to English. You're welcome.
 
2018-07-12 03:55:13 PM  
Wait... Donald Trump is the president now?
 
2018-07-12 03:55:26 PM  
In a handful of years, when Trump can't even feed himself and it's pretty obvious that nobody's home, I hope the people who voted for him realize that they liked someone for being actual batshiat crazy.

But I kid myself. These folks still think Reagan was a good president.
 
2018-07-12 03:56:27 PM  
He should have gotten that syphilis treated sooner.
 
2018-07-12 03:56:52 PM  

Shaggy_C: It's actually kind of complicated.


Wow. Two doors in each cabin.

One heading forward and one aft.

What a maze!
 
2018-07-12 03:57:41 PM  

LoneWolf343: BECAUSE HE HAS DEMENTIA


Because those people leverage his dementia for their own profit.
 
2018-07-12 03:57:45 PM  
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Reenactment.
 
2018-07-12 03:59:45 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: What a maze!


There are stairs, Petit_Merdeux. STAIRS!
 
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