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2018-07-12 03:39:58 PM  
yeah, no.

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that's kardashian-level faux humanism.

/whom I've seen naked
 
2018-07-12 03:48:05 PM  
More makeup caked on that face than the whole cast of Ru Paul's Drag Race
 
2018-07-12 04:00:30 PM  
When 68 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
 
2018-07-12 04:02:14 PM  
She looks like Melody Thomas Scott from Young and the Restless.
 
2018-07-12 04:08:40 PM  

elvisaintdead: yeah, no.

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that's kardashian-level faux humanism.

/whom I've seen naked


Her shirt is f'ing fantastic.
 
2018-07-12 04:11:00 PM  
Judging by number of albums I thought he was younger
 
2018-07-12 04:12:01 PM  
I'm just gonna say it...
I never found her particularly attractive back in the day. Just ... meh.

/Maryanne > Ginger
//Bailey > Jennifer
///Kate Jackson > Jaclyn Smith > Farrah Fawcett
 
2018-07-12 04:13:41 PM  
I attended a pro-choice rally on the capitol steps in Austin back in 1989. the big name speakers were Morgan Fairchild, Cybil Sheppard and a pre-Governor Ann Richards.  I was maybe 10-15 feet from the podium. it was August and at least 105 in the shade.
everyone present was sweating buckets... except Morgan Fairchild.
she just sat there in a pink silk suit, occasionaly taking tiny tiny sips from a water bottle...but no evidence of sweat at all.

My only conclusion is that she can't be human.  an android maybe...or an alien...but that woman has no sebaceous  glands at all.
 
2018-07-12 04:15:25 PM  
 
2018-07-12 04:18:17 PM  
For 68 she looks pretty good, especially in the face. At least she doesn't have the facelift drawn back scary look like so many do
 
2018-07-12 04:22:15 PM  
I would
 
2018-07-12 04:23:43 PM  
I'd still hit it.
 
2018-07-12 04:30:55 PM  

Stratohead: I attended a pro-choice rally on the capitol steps in Austin back in 1989. the big name speakers were Morgan Fairchild, Cybil Sheppard and a pre-Governor Ann Richards.  I was maybe 10-15 feet from the podium. it was August and at least 105 in the shade.
everyone present was sweating buckets... except Morgan Fairchild.
she just sat there in a pink silk suit, occasionaly taking tiny tiny sips from a water bottle...but no evidence of sweat at all.

My only conclusion is that she can't be human.  an android maybe...or an alien...but that woman has no sebaceous  glands at all.


Thats how I feel when I see the mormons out riding their bikes down here when its a thousand degrees and they don't sweat at all!
 
2018-07-12 04:33:19 PM  
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Nothing will ever come between us subby.

/yeah. That's the ticket.
 
2018-07-12 04:33:23 PM  
I still would.

/fun fact: Ms. Fairchild was Faye Dunaway's stand in on Bonnie & Clyde
 
2018-07-12 04:34:13 PM  
You know who looks great at 58? Nina Hartley

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2018-07-12 04:34:47 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [img.fark.net image 850x478]
Nothing will ever come between us subby.

/yeah. That's the ticket.


I know you are...but what am I?
 
2018-07-12 04:35:49 PM  
Now Cassandra Peterson, Elvira, who was also in Pee Wee's Big Adventure, is 66, and still looks absolutely fantastic.
 
2018-07-12 04:40:28 PM  

AeAe: You know who looks great at 58? Nina Hartley

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This farker has a major crush on Virginia Madsen who's turning 57 in September... and posted a nude photo to facebook last week...
 
2018-07-12 04:42:34 PM  
How you doooOH MY GOD! Eh, it's still Morgan Fairchild so of course I would.
 
2018-07-12 04:46:41 PM  

Petite Mel: I'm just gonna say it...
I never found her particularly attractive back in the day. Just ... meh.

/Maryanne > Ginger
//Bailey > Jennifer
///Kate Jackson > Jaclyn Smith > Farrah Fawcett


I'm with you on this. She was a typical Hollywood blonde with a fake nose, obvious facelift, and ridiculous hair. I've never understood the fascination with her. She's a mediocre actress, to boot.
 
2018-07-12 04:50:39 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: farkingismybusiness: [img.fark.net image 850x478]
Nothing will ever come between us subby.

/yeah. That's the ticket.

I know you are...but what am I?


A loner Dottie... A rebel.
 
2018-07-12 05:01:57 PM  
The poster child for a woman my age that is smoking hot has always been Alyssa Milano. But I will be damned if Cynthia Watros and Natalie Zea are not holding the torch for mid-40s women.
 
2018-07-12 05:21:33 PM  

calufrax: AeAe: You know who looks great at 58? Nina Hartley

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This farker has a major crush on Virginia Madsen who's turning 57 in September... and posted a nude photo to facebook last week...


Let me guess- You've had the Virginia Madsen crush ever since you caught sight of her boob in Class?
 
2018-07-12 05:21:51 PM  

happydude45: For 68 she looks pretty good, especially in the face. At least she doesn't have the facelift drawn back scary look like so many do


She has so much filler in her face I'm surprised she can even open her mouth (or maybe her mouth is frozen like that because of the filler?).
 
2018-07-12 05:31:39 PM  
calufrax: Virginia Madsen...posted a nude photo to Facebook last week


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Fine. If no one else will, I'll do it.

Link?

/nearly-always find it sexy when older women display that much confidence. And I've always liked Virginia as a bonus.
 
2018-07-12 05:42:52 PM  
At a quick glance, I thought the picture was mama June.
 
2018-07-12 05:56:36 PM  
thick
 
2018-07-12 05:58:17 PM  

AeAe: You know who looks great at 58? Nina Hartley

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Born: March 11, 1959 (age 59 years)
 
2018-07-12 06:03:27 PM  
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2018-07-12 06:21:37 PM  

Trik: AeAe: You know who looks great at 58? Nina Hartley

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Born: March 11, 1959 (age 59 years)


Thanks pedant.
 
2018-07-12 06:25:15 PM  

elvisaintdead: yeah, no.

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that's kardashian-level faux humanism.

/whom I've seen naked


Like the t shirt though
 
2018-07-12 06:25:47 PM  

Petite Mel: I'm just gonna say it...
I never found her particularly attractive back in the day. Just ... meh.

/Maryanne > Ginger
//Bailey > Jennifer
///Kate Jackson > Jaclyn Smith > Farrah Fawcett


All of this
 
2018-07-12 06:32:58 PM  
Yeah sure, and Beyonce's my fiancé

I've gone back to Ginger lately but Bailey was hawt (Jan Smithers)
 
2018-07-12 06:38:10 PM  
 
2018-07-12 06:43:30 PM  
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2018-07-12 06:46:52 PM  

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How did YOU get a picture of my girlfriend?!?!

/She's from Oklahoma.
 
2018-07-12 06:52:38 PM  
bratface: Here you go, although it's in 'heavy shadows'.

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Gratitude. I did try to find but my skills (again) failed me.

Nice composition. Beautiful subject.
Respect.
 
2018-07-12 07:13:10 PM  

Stratohead: My only conclusion is that she can't be human.  an android maybe...or an alien...but that woman has no sebaceous  glands at all.


I got a sebaceous gland for her, IYKWIM.

/not really
//I mean, back in the day I would have, but now...?
///someone needs to call the police and tell them someone cut off her face and is wearing it like a mask, pretending to be her.
 
2018-07-12 07:27:22 PM  

AeAe: You know who looks great at 58? Nina Hartley

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Yep.
 
2018-07-12 07:43:09 PM  
Eh. She's OK for 68, I guess.

I never thought she was that stunning. But then, lots of chicks in the '80s thought that heavy makeup, obviously bleached, feathered hair was a good look. They were wrong. It has aged badly. It didn't look great then and it doesn't look great now.
 
2018-07-12 07:45:22 PM  
Smelly Pirate Hooker: Eh. She's OK for 68, I guess.

I never thought she was that stunning. But then, lots of chicks in the '80s thought that heavy makeup, obviously bleached, feathered hair was a good look. They were wrong. It has aged badly. It didn't look great then and it doesn't look great now.

______________________________________​___________________

Yeah. The Eighties didn't look good for anybody. They were even worse than the Fifties.
 
2018-07-12 07:56:29 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Eh. She's OK for 68, I guess.

I never thought she was that stunning. But then, lots of chicks in the '80s thought that heavy makeup, obviously bleached, feathered hair was a good look. They were wrong. It has aged badly. It didn't look great then and it doesn't look great now.


It's the plastic surgery.  I never really paid attention to any of the shows she was on, but right around the time she got really popular I caught her on one of the talk shows.  She wasn't spray-painted up to look like a mannequin and I was thunderstruck by the amount of "natural" beauty she had (I was twenty-one at the time...cut me some slack, LOL).  You get a glimpse of it in her Old Navy commercials before age made the plastic noticeable--it was definitely a faint echo of the look she had back when she was still "natural".

She could have aged gracefully, but she chose to fight it and it doomed her in the end.
 
2018-07-12 08:02:50 PM  

Petite Mel: I'm just gonna say it...
I never found her particularly attractive back in the day. Just ... meh.

/Maryanne > Ginger
//Bailey > Jennifer
///Kate Jackson > Jaclyn Smith > Farrah Fawcett

I agree, she never made me feel tight in my pant's groin region, not saying she would get my chubby to go down once up but she never was the reason it was up in the first place. I agree with you about Bailey and Jennifer but Jennifer still made me react. As for the Angels, I put KJ and JS on equal footing slightly above FF but an FF poster was more than enough to kill some kittens to decades ahead of science discovering that masturbation was keeping the feline population down.

 
2018-07-12 08:09:40 PM  

foo monkey: elvisaintdead: yeah, no.

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that's kardashian-level faux humanism.

/whom I've seen naked

Her shirt is f'ing fantastic.


Lol, agreed.

What The Hell, she's 68. She still an attractive lady, either with or without a bunch of farker's ogling her.
 
2018-07-12 08:10:12 PM  

Petite Mel: I'm just gonna say it...
I never found her particularly attractive back in the day. Just ... meh.

/Maryanne > Ginger
//Bailey > Jennifer
///Kate Jackson > Jaclyn Smith > Farrah Fawcett


Absolutely agreed. On every count.
 
2018-07-12 08:11:12 PM  

Stratohead: I attended a pro-choice rally on the capitol steps in Austin back in 1989. the big name speakers were Morgan Fairchild, Cybil Sheppard and a pre-Governor Ann Richards.  I was maybe 10-15 feet from the podium. it was August and at least 105 in the shade.
everyone present was sweating buckets... except Morgan Fairchild.
she just sat there in a pink silk suit, occasionaly taking tiny tiny sips from a water bottle...but no evidence of sweat at all.

My only conclusion is that she can't be human.  an android maybe...or an alien...but that woman has no sebaceous  glands at all.


Probably knew she was going to be sweating like a pig, so she did either a beta blocker or strategic Botox injections, or possibly both. Or maybe she just doesn't sweat.
 
2018-07-12 08:11:50 PM  

brizzle365: Stratohead: I attended a pro-choice rally on the capitol steps in Austin back in 1989. the big name speakers were Morgan Fairchild, Cybil Sheppard and a pre-Governor Ann Richards.  I was maybe 10-15 feet from the podium. it was August and at least 105 in the shade.
everyone present was sweating buckets... except Morgan Fairchild.
she just sat there in a pink silk suit, occasionaly taking tiny tiny sips from a water bottle...but no evidence of sweat at all.

My only conclusion is that she can't be human.  an android maybe...or an alien...but that woman has no sebaceous  glands at all.

Thats how I feel when I see the mormons out riding their bikes down here when its a thousand degrees and they don't sweat at all!


They have the Cool Breeze of the Lord's will at their back.
 
2018-07-12 08:12:36 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I still would.

/fun fact: Ms. Fairchild was Faye Dunaway's stand in on Bonnie & Clyde


Christ Almighty, I cannot believe I had never heard that. You're absolutely right after I looked it up. I absolutely love Morgan Fairchild, and love that movie Bonnie and Clyde, I don't know how I did not know that. In any event thank you very much, I appreciate it.
 
2018-07-12 08:15:37 PM  

AeAe: You know who looks great at 58? Nina Hartley

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Really bad boob job though.
 
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