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(Twitter)   "My presumption, based on that horrible, disgusting behavior -- that the American population would not elect someone demonstrating that behavior to be president of the U.S." Yeah, you and me both, buddy   ( twitter.com) divider line
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2018-07-12 01:25:12 PM  
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2018-07-12 01:45:36 PM  
No shiat! I LOVE this FBI agent!

/In a totally plutonic way, of course.
 
2018-07-12 01:46:10 PM  
Geezus is Gowdy on Thorazine or what?
 
2018-07-12 01:49:17 PM  

markie_farkie: Geezus is Gowdy on Thorazine or what?


It the ultimate example of chicken farking.

He knows what he's doing is wrong.  But the boy just can't help him self.
 
2018-07-12 01:52:59 PM  

markie_farkie: Geezus is Gowdy on Thorazine or what?


No, he's just really farking stupid and got caught being a partisan shiatbag supporting an overt attack on our electoral systems.
 
2018-07-12 01:53:56 PM  
But Strzok took a giant shiat on Gowdy's pointy little head.

Fantastic!
 
2018-07-12 02:04:43 PM  

dr_blasto: But Strzok took a giant shiat on Gowdy's pointy little head.

Fantastic!


Trumpsters and most GOPers will dismiss his giant shiat as the rantings of a jilted lover, and ignore his entire testimony, and continue to focus on a 12 word text exchange.

None of this will matter, sadly.
 
2018-07-12 02:09:09 PM  
House GOP: "We will hold you in contempt for not revealing sources in an ongoing counter intelligence investigation."

Also house GOP: "we can't release the closed transcript because this is an on going investigation."


Meanwhile congressman Cummings brought some beautiful art to the hearing.
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2018-07-12 02:12:37 PM  

markie_farkie: Geezus is Gowdy on Thorazine or what?


That's the look of a man who realizes he's just stepped in it, right up to his knees.
Deer in the headlights, meet truck.
 
2018-07-12 02:14:36 PM  
Mr. Strzok?

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2018-07-12 02:18:31 PM  
I liked the applause at the end. Most there knew Gowdy just got his shiat handed to him.

Motherfarker looked like Papa Doc at the end of 8 Mile where Eminem completely destroys him and just leaves him in stunned silence.

/Gowdy's parents have a real good marriage
 
2018-07-12 02:19:04 PM  
Anyone who isn't a complete f*cking moron understood that's what that text meant.
 
2018-07-12 02:19:49 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I liked the applause at the end. Most there knew Gowdy just got his shiat handed to him.

Motherfarker looked like Papa Doc at the end of 8 Mile where Eminem completely destroys him and just leaves him in stunned silence.

/Gowdy's parents have a real good marriage


He's shook.
 
2018-07-12 02:22:25 PM  
Let me sum up Mr. Strzok's testimony to Mr. Gowdy, in gif form:

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2018-07-12 02:25:36 PM  
Ugh. I hate how wrong I was then. I was right there with him--I really did assume that most of the Republicans who hated Trump in the primaries (i.e. middle-of-the-road) would maintain that opinion in the General Election. Instead, they held their nose and voted for a guy who stood against everything they believed in. Fast forward to today and a lot of them now think "this is fine."
 
2018-07-12 02:28:35 PM  
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2018-07-12 02:30:02 PM  
Actually  the American people didn't elect Cheetolini. He was appointed by the EC.
I'm getting the notion that Gowdy and a whole bunch of republicans are up to their collective asses in Russian collaboration.
 
2018-07-12 02:31:06 PM  

AirForceVet: No shiat! I LOVE this FBI agent!

/In a totally plutonic way, of course.


So not like a planet's worth of love but like at planetoid levels?
 
2018-07-12 02:31:10 PM  

blastoh: House GOP: "We will hold you in contempt for not revealing sources in an ongoing counter intelligence investigation."

Also house GOP: "we can't release the closed transcript because this is an on going investigation."


Meanwhile congressman Cummings brought some beautiful art to the hearing.
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Love it.
 
2018-07-12 02:31:40 PM  

markie_farkie: Geezus is Gowdy on Thorazine or what?


Gowdy is just dumb.  he continues to self own to stick it to the libs.
 
2018-07-12 02:33:02 PM  
What was this guy on that gave him such wild optimism of the American populace?

These are not bright people, and things continue to get out of hand.
 
2018-07-12 02:33:09 PM  

markie_farkie: Geezus is Gowdy on Thorazine or what?


Wow you weren't kidding.  He seriously looks like he washed up on the shore of the Potomac and shambled up Capitol Hill.

And Strzok just rode that boy rough.
 
2018-07-12 02:33:19 PM  
So help out a UK Farker here. Isn't this embarrassing to Republicans?
 
2018-07-12 02:33:19 PM  
The only thing missing from this, for me at least, is Strzok saying to Gowdy, "Sit up straight when I'm lecturing you, son!"
 
2018-07-12 02:33:34 PM  

kevlar51: Ugh. I hate how wrong I was then. I was right there with him--I really did assume that most of the Republicans who hated Trump in the primaries (i.e. middle-of-the-road) would maintain that opinion in the General Election. Instead, they held their nose and voted for a guy who stood against everything they believed in. Fast forward to today and a lot of them now think "this is fine."


"Democrats fall in love; Republicans fall in line."
 
2018-07-12 02:34:07 PM  

factoryconnection: markie_farkie: Geezus is Gowdy on Thorazine or what?

Wow you weren't kidding.  He seriously looks like he washed up on the shore of the Potomac and shambled up Capitol Hill.

And Strzok just rode that boy rough.


he needs a hobo stick and a harmonica.
 
2018-07-12 02:34:19 PM  

lookheremyman: So help out a UK Farker here. Isn't this embarrassing to Republicans?


No. They are shameless.
 
2018-07-12 02:34:54 PM  

ifarkthereforiam: Actually  the American people didn't elect Cheetolini. He was appointed by the EC.
I'm getting the notion that Gowdy and a whole bunch of republicans are up to their collective asses in Russian collaboration.


The American people elected the EC.
 
2018-07-12 02:35:09 PM  

lookheremyman: So help out a UK Farker here. Isn't this embarrassing to Republicans?


It should be, but most lack shame.
 
2018-07-12 02:35:27 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: Anyone who isn't a complete f*cking moron isn't trying to distract from the President being a Russian intelligence asset understood that's what that text meant.


Fixed that for you.
 
2018-07-12 02:35:39 PM  

lookheremyman: So help out a UK Farker here. Isn't this embarrassing to Republicans?


i'm not sure embarrassing is a big enough word.
 
2018-07-12 02:36:16 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: Anyone who isn't a complete f*cking moron understood that's what that text meant.


It's amazing that he had to go and publicly say this before Congress. How farking embarrassing for this stupid country.

And the fact that he had to follow up by assuring that it is possible to put aside personal bias when doing your job. Apparently a concept completely foreign to these partisan shiatheads. Holy farking shiat. Fark all of this.
 
2018-07-12 02:36:24 PM  
Strozk, to Gowdy:

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2018-07-12 02:36:55 PM  

lookheremyman: So help out a UK Farker here. Isn't this embarrassing to Republicans?


Republicans are incapable of feeling shame.  So, no.
 
2018-07-12 02:36:57 PM  

lookheremyman: So help out a UK Farker here. Isn't this embarrassing to Republicans?


If they had any shame, yes.

So, no.
 
2018-07-12 02:37:01 PM  
See? And you wonder why Trey Gowdy is LEAVING Congress. You nearly made him cry, in public, you MONSTERS! He just wanted a SINGLE hearing where nothing went wrong, and the FBI just couldn't give him that, could they? No. They had to be all high and mighty and patriotic and stuff.

Jerks. It's not enough he has to live that with that hair? I mean, he lost his dignity a long time ago, but now you have to steal his self respect*?

*I'm unsure WHERE that is coming from in Gowdy, but dammit, he's trying...
 
2018-07-12 02:37:04 PM  
We have that mental image of ourselves as the blonde, blue eyed GI handing out care packages after WWII. The truth is we have a rather large racist, ignorant a-hole streak. When I hear Trumpers I know talk I can't help thinking, "maybe this IS who we are."
 
2018-07-12 02:37:21 PM  

kevlar51: Ugh. I hate how wrong I was then. I was right there with him--I really did assume that most of the Republicans who hated Trump in the primaries (i.e. middle-of-the-road) would maintain that opinion in the General Election. Instead, they held their nose and voted for a guy who stood against everything they believed in. Fast forward to today and a lot of them now think "this is fine."


I viscerally hate every one of the GOP chucklef*cks that ran against him in the primary that just fell in line behind him despite the vitriol he spewed at every single one of them and the way he ran his campaign in general. He burned literally every bridge he had in the party and then those sycophantic pricks all scrambled to deferentially rebuild them and conspired to win an election for that goddamn lunatic. Hang his name around every single one of their necks in November.
 
2018-07-12 02:37:22 PM  
Why the fark did Trey Gowdy even have this guy respond to the question out loud? Good Lord, Gowdy must wish he hadn't left Innsmouth today.
 
2018-07-12 02:37:33 PM  
Great speech and all, but I'm wary of him saying that nobody in the FBI would ever do such a thing when it sure looks like pro-trump forces in the FBI did precisely such a thing.
 
2018-07-12 02:38:30 PM  
 
2018-07-12 02:38:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: lookheremyman: So help out a UK Farker here. Isn't this embarrassing to Republicans?

It should be, but most lack shame.


I thought it was because they were secretly racist, homophobes, bigots, etc, and Trump lets them feel like that's ok. Not so much that they lack shame, but that it's not shameful anymore. Like those truly creepy farks that think the problem at the border is that cages are more expensive than bullets.
 
2018-07-12 02:39:08 PM  
Technically the American population did not elect Trump, the Electoral College did.
 
2018-07-12 02:39:17 PM  

kevlar51: Ugh. I hate how wrong I was then. I was right there with him--I really did assume that most of the Republicans who hated Trump in the primaries (i.e. middle-of-the-road) would maintain that opinion in the General Election. Instead, they held their nose and voted for a guy who stood against everything they believed in. Fast forward to today and a lot of them now think "this is fine."


after 8 years of President Obama, they just wanted a win spare no expense.
that, Trump, cost them everything, everything they ever claimed to have stood for politically, gone, false, proven to have been a lie. in my book. and yet, here we are, they still hold fast to their claims while supporting the antithesis of fiscal/social conservatism, free market capitalism & family values.

Trump is toxic and people who still find the need to support him, are worse than Trump at his worst.

this country needs an enema.
 
2018-07-12 02:39:41 PM  

markie_farkie: Geezus is Gowdy on Thorazine or what?


Madame Tussauds brought the wrong congressman today
 
2018-07-12 02:39:49 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Goodlatte: "What does Trump support smell like?"

Have at it, Fark.


A bad latte?
 
2018-07-12 02:40:03 PM  
AirForceVet:  /In a totally plutonic way, of course.

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2018-07-12 02:40:10 PM  

lookheremyman: So help out a UK Farker here. Isn't this embarrassing to Republicans?


No, they'll just consume conservative media that will affirm Gowdy eviscerated the sleazeball Strzok.
 
2018-07-12 02:40:50 PM  
This gives me hope that Americans and this nation can live though and recover from the last gasp of the GOP and horrible stain on America that is Trump.

Years from now, people will use his name like Hitler, Mussolini and Trump.  The Trumpers should know that we will not forget who they are and what they did. I hope they get their heads shaved and marched through the steets of DC for what they have done. Kellyanne and Sarah need to be in front of the parade.
 
2018-07-12 02:41:23 PM  
Hey Gowdy and Goodlatte, you seem to be having trouble understanding that a person can hold strong political beliefs but still perform their professional duties in a non partisan manner when it's required. Maybe that says more about you, likely more than you realise. Maybe the wrong people are being investigated . But not really a maybe.
 
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