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(Metro)   Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Violent seagulls are right out, though   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Strange, Royal Mail, Gull, Attack, Attack!, seriously violent seagull, Herring Gull, Devon, identity Royal Mail  
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5 days ago  
"Problem????"
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5 days ago  
Obligatory: "Do not ask us about Mrs. Cake."
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Doing a GIS for "Violent Seagull" returns a couple of nasty seagull attack wounds.

It also gives us this:

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5 days ago  
How about the African sparrows "accidentally" dropping the coconuts?
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Does the Alka Seltser thing actually work? If it does, fark you segal. Enjoy!
 
5 days ago  
Don't ask us about dogs with orange eyebrows.
 
5 days ago  
Deliver mail, they call him Bob the Postman.
But ya fark one seagull...........
 
5 days ago  
Stop it now!
 
5 days ago  
What about Mrs. Cake?
 
5 days ago  
He saw a flock of seagulls and he ran, ran so far away.
 
5 days ago  
The Saturdays - Please Mr.Postman (Music Video)
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5 days ago  
Glom of nit, subby. Glom of nit.
 
5 days ago  
Dog(s) loose in a yard will also get your mail returned to the post office for you to pick up in person. Mail carriers carry mace for a reason.
 
5 days ago  
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That seagull looks very focused on it's next victim.
 
5 days ago  
I saw a seagull eviscerating a pigeon in Italy awhile back. The locals love the gulls exactly because of that. Pigeons and historic objects are not a good mix.
Also, regarding postal people, this is one of Ebert's best, IMO, especially the ending:

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/th​e​-postman-1997
 
5 days ago  
'SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)' -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
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5 days ago  
DONT ARSK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Mrs Cake
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
Rains of spaniel's
fog
Mrs Cake
 
5 days ago  
Pfft, creeds?

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5 days ago  

SBinRR: Doing a GIS for "Violent Seagull" returns a couple of nasty seagull attack wounds.

It also gives us this:

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Lemme smash... please.
 
5 days ago  
Random postal fact:

U.S. Mail hasn't been a thing since July 1, 1971. Since then, it is the entertainment industry stand-in for the USPS, who never let their name be used.
 
5 days ago  
Seagulls are the reigning assholes of the animal kingdom. Normally, I'm fine with all critters and believe in the interconnectiveness and necessity of all life, but I'd be perfectly fine with seagulls being hunted to extinction.
 
5 days ago  

SirSigsegV: Obligatory: "Do not ask us about Mrs. Cake."


Done in two. Thank you.
 
5 days ago  
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Game on
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Don't go to sleep. DON'T. GO. TO SLEEP.
 
5 days ago  

froheadedyeti: What about Mrs. Cake?


Anghammarad: " DO NOT ASK "
 
5 days ago  
Thank you a!l. Mrs. Cake, Glom of Nit, there we are. If I were on my desktop another dozen of you would be highlighted in bright green and Farkified as a Prachettist.
/need to work in my favorite line
//If you're going to behave like that, he said to his imagination, I shan't bring you along the next time.
///GNU Terry Pratchett.
 
5 days ago  

stuffy: [bing.com image 378x378]
Game on


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
5 days ago  
unimpressed
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5 days ago  
So the Violent Femmes and A Flock of Seagulls are merging into a single band?
 
5 days ago  

CptnSpldng: Thank you a!l. Mrs. Cake, Glom of Nit, there we are. If I were on my desktop another dozen of you would be highlighted in bright green and Farkified as a Prachettist.
/need to work in my favorite line
//If you're going to behave like that, he said to his imagination, I shan't bring you along the next time.
///GNU Terry Pratchett.


We shall stand together against all evil, even unto death. But not Death, because he's cool.
 
5 days ago  
I would think a handful of thrown popcorn would distract him long enough to deliver mail.
 
5 days ago  

ChubbyTiger: CptnSpldng: Thank you a!l. Mrs. Cake, Glom of Nit, there we are. If I were on my desktop another dozen of you would be highlighted in bright green and Farkified as a Prachettist.
/need to work in my favorite line
//If you're going to behave like that, he said to his imagination, I shan't bring you along the next time.
///GNU Terry Pratchett.

We shall stand together against all evil, even unto death. But not Death, because he's cool.


--The Discworld version of Death, anyhow.  And better not to mention Mr. Soak...
 
5 days ago  

CzarChasm: ChubbyTiger: CptnSpldng: Thank you a!l. Mrs. Cake, Glom of Nit, there we are. If I were on my desktop another dozen of you would be highlighted in bright green and Farkified as a Prachettist.
/need to work in my favorite line
//If you're going to behave like that, he said to his imagination, I shan't bring you along the next time.
///GNU Terry Pratchett.

We shall stand together against all evil, even unto death. But not Death, because he's cool.

--The Discworld version of Death, anyhow.  And better not to mention Mr. Soak...


Gaiman's is quite peachy as well.
 
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