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(Metro)   Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Violent seagulls are right out, though   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Strange, Royal Mail, Gull, Attack, Attack!, seriously violent seagull, Herring Gull, Devon, identity Royal Mail  
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2496 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2018 at 6:50 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-07-12 06:42:39 PM  
"Problem????"
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2018-07-12 06:51:42 PM  
Obligatory: "Do not ask us about Mrs. Cake."
 
2018-07-12 06:51:52 PM  
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2018-07-12 06:54:11 PM  
Doing a GIS for "Violent Seagull" returns a couple of nasty seagull attack wounds.

It also gives us this:

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2018-07-12 06:55:44 PM  
How about the African sparrows "accidentally" dropping the coconuts?
 
2018-07-12 06:57:10 PM  
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2018-07-12 07:05:35 PM  
Does the Alka Seltser thing actually work? If it does, fark you segal. Enjoy!
 
2018-07-12 07:07:50 PM  
Don't ask us about dogs with orange eyebrows.
 
2018-07-12 07:18:04 PM  
Deliver mail, they call him Bob the Postman.
But ya fark one seagull...........
 
2018-07-12 07:26:12 PM  
Stop it now!
 
2018-07-12 07:29:18 PM  
What about Mrs. Cake?
 
2018-07-12 07:30:28 PM  
He saw a flock of seagulls and he ran, ran so far away.
 
2018-07-12 07:34:44 PM  
The Saturdays - Please Mr.Postman (Music Video)
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2018-07-12 07:35:18 PM  
Glom of nit, subby. Glom of nit.
 
2018-07-12 07:42:22 PM  
Dog(s) loose in a yard will also get your mail returned to the post office for you to pick up in person. Mail carriers carry mace for a reason.
 
2018-07-12 07:42:37 PM  
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That seagull looks very focused on it's next victim.
 
2018-07-12 07:42:42 PM  
I saw a seagull eviscerating a pigeon in Italy awhile back. The locals love the gulls exactly because of that. Pigeons and historic objects are not a good mix.
Also, regarding postal people, this is one of Ebert's best, IMO, especially the ending:

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/th​e​-postman-1997
 
2018-07-12 07:46:30 PM  
'SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)' -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
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2018-07-12 07:50:01 PM  
DONT ARSK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Mrs Cake
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
Rains of spaniel's
fog
Mrs Cake
 
2018-07-12 08:02:43 PM  
Pfft, creeds?

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2018-07-12 08:11:24 PM  

SBinRR: Doing a GIS for "Violent Seagull" returns a couple of nasty seagull attack wounds.

It also gives us this:

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Lemme smash... please.
 
2018-07-12 08:13:10 PM  
Random postal fact:

U.S. Mail hasn't been a thing since July 1, 1971. Since then, it is the entertainment industry stand-in for the USPS, who never let their name be used.
 
2018-07-12 08:14:54 PM  
Seagulls are the reigning assholes of the animal kingdom. Normally, I'm fine with all critters and believe in the interconnectiveness and necessity of all life, but I'd be perfectly fine with seagulls being hunted to extinction.
 
2018-07-12 08:19:57 PM  

SirSigsegV: Obligatory: "Do not ask us about Mrs. Cake."


Done in two. Thank you.
 
2018-07-12 09:00:49 PM  
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Game on
 
2018-07-12 09:17:07 PM  
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2018-07-12 10:21:06 PM  
Don't go to sleep. DON'T. GO. TO SLEEP.
 
2018-07-12 10:25:42 PM  

froheadedyeti: What about Mrs. Cake?


Anghammarad: " DO NOT ASK "
 
2018-07-12 10:37:57 PM  
Thank you a!l. Mrs. Cake, Glom of Nit, there we are. If I were on my desktop another dozen of you would be highlighted in bright green and Farkified as a Prachettist.
/need to work in my favorite line
//If you're going to behave like that, he said to his imagination, I shan't bring you along the next time.
///GNU Terry Pratchett.
 
2018-07-12 10:45:17 PM  

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Game on


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2018-07-12 11:32:53 PM  
unimpressed
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2018-07-13 07:27:59 AM  
So the Violent Femmes and A Flock of Seagulls are merging into a single band?
 
2018-07-13 07:38:56 AM  

CptnSpldng: Thank you a!l. Mrs. Cake, Glom of Nit, there we are. If I were on my desktop another dozen of you would be highlighted in bright green and Farkified as a Prachettist.
/need to work in my favorite line
//If you're going to behave like that, he said to his imagination, I shan't bring you along the next time.
///GNU Terry Pratchett.


We shall stand together against all evil, even unto death. But not Death, because he's cool.
 
2018-07-13 10:05:50 AM  
I would think a handful of thrown popcorn would distract him long enough to deliver mail.
 
2018-07-13 10:52:38 AM  

ChubbyTiger: CptnSpldng: Thank you a!l. Mrs. Cake, Glom of Nit, there we are. If I were on my desktop another dozen of you would be highlighted in bright green and Farkified as a Prachettist.
/need to work in my favorite line
//If you're going to behave like that, he said to his imagination, I shan't bring you along the next time.
///GNU Terry Pratchett.

We shall stand together against all evil, even unto death. But not Death, because he's cool.


--The Discworld version of Death, anyhow.  And better not to mention Mr. Soak...
 
2018-07-13 12:30:30 PM  

CzarChasm: ChubbyTiger: CptnSpldng: Thank you a!l. Mrs. Cake, Glom of Nit, there we are. If I were on my desktop another dozen of you would be highlighted in bright green and Farkified as a Prachettist.
/need to work in my favorite line
//If you're going to behave like that, he said to his imagination, I shan't bring you along the next time.
///GNU Terry Pratchett.

We shall stand together against all evil, even unto death. But not Death, because he's cool.

--The Discworld version of Death, anyhow.  And better not to mention Mr. Soak...


Gaiman's is quite peachy as well.
 
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