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(Mirror.co.uk)   Man who stabbed his wife to death after she mocked him for having a small penis will now be mocked in jail for the rest of his life   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2018-07-12 01:27:08 PM  
Dayum.....that article was...confusing.
 
2018-07-12 02:18:32 PM  
she sounded nice
 
2018-07-12 02:37:13 PM  
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2018-07-12 02:37:47 PM  
Root of his rage? More like twig.
 
2018-07-12 02:39:29 PM  
Hope he at least had a snappy quip.

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2018-07-12 02:39:42 PM  
During his trial, he claimed he snapped after mum-of-four Melanie taunted him that she had sex with the lesbian daughter of his best friend.

Could have mention the hallway got wider.  It wasn't like he was going to get anymore anyways
 
2018-07-12 02:40:06 PM  
What he should have said...

Well, it satisfies your mom.
Even a 747 looks small going through the Grand Canyon.
I'd tell you to go fark yourself but I'm sure you'd be disappointed.
It's not small, it just looks like it compared to your giant vagina.
That's funny cause your mom think's it's huge.
 
2018-07-12 02:40:17 PM  
They both sound like assholes.
 
2018-07-12 02:40:27 PM  
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2018-07-12 02:41:01 PM  
You thought you had a hair, until it peed.
 
2018-07-12 02:41:21 PM  
How long of a knife did he use? 4 inches? Maybe 5?
 
2018-07-12 02:41:31 PM  
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2018-07-12 02:43:30 PM  
She had a lesbian affair with

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I think the more appropriate response by the husband, was as follows:

"Yes, dear, I know I have a small penis.  Now may I wank my small penis while watching you and your partner munch rug?  Please?"
 
2018-07-12 02:43:41 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: During his trial, he claimed he snapped after mum-of-four Melanie taunted him that she had sex with the lesbian daughter of his best friend.

Could have mention the hallway got wider.  It wasn't like he was going to get anymore anyways


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2018-07-12 02:43:45 PM  
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2018-07-12 02:45:58 PM  
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Even this pussy knows it.  (  ._.)
 
2018-07-12 02:46:18 PM  
You call that a penis?!?!  Who are you going to please with that?

MYSELF!!!
 
2018-07-12 02:46:32 PM  
I'm pretty sure he's earned enough rep not to be mocked in jail now....

I mean--he stabbed his own wife for it!  What chance do you think you'll have?
 
2018-07-12 02:49:13 PM  

stir22: Dayum.....that article was...con FAPfusing.


FTFY
 
2018-07-12 02:53:45 PM  
Glad I have a big penis.
 
2018-07-12 02:55:51 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Glad I have a big penis.


Meet him in a bar?
 
2018-07-12 02:55:59 PM  
She was subjected to a brutal attack which came without warning.

If the rest of the article is true I'm not super surprised he stabbed her. Not defending the guy at all but it kind of sounds like she enjoyed seeing how far she could push him. Dysfunctional relationship all around.
 
2018-07-12 02:57:32 PM  

cowgirl toffee: What he should have said...

Well, it satisfies your mom.
Even a 747 looks small going through the Grand Canyon.
I'd tell you to go fark yourself but I'm sure you'd be disappointed.
It's not small, it just looks like it compared to your giant vagina.
That's funny cause your mom think's it's huge.


But ya never think of the good shiat when you're stabby. Stay calm - the snappy comebacks will flow off your tongue.
 
2018-07-12 03:06:33 PM  

gameshowhost: cowgirl toffee: What he should have said...

Well, it satisfies your mom.
Even a 747 looks small going through the Grand Canyon.
I'd tell you to go fark yourself but I'm sure you'd be disappointed.
It's not small, it just looks like it compared to your giant vagina.
That's funny cause your mom think's it's huge.

But ya never think of the good shiat when you're stabby. Stay calm - the snappy comebacks will flow off your tongue.


So did her girlfriend
 
2018-07-12 03:10:08 PM  

gameshowhost: cowgirl toffee: What he should have said...

Well, it satisfies your mom.
Even a 747 looks small going through the Grand Canyon.
I'd tell you to go fark yourself but I'm sure you'd be disappointed.
It's not small, it just looks like it compared to your giant vagina.
That's funny cause your mom think's it's huge.

But ya never think of the good shiat when you're stabby. Stay calm - the snappy comebacks will flow off your tongue.


Or drip like blood off the end of a knife.
 
2018-07-12 03:11:07 PM  
"I went to bed about midnight in my little room."

"Katie and Melanie were in the main bedroom."

Melanie previously made her husband sign a contract giving her permission to sleep with other people.


This marriage was long dead.  Sounds like he wanted to make sure it stayed that way.
 
2018-07-12 03:12:14 PM  
It's the easy, go-to insult for any woman angry at a man. But why do women with a vagina bigger than a house seem to get a pass on this? You almost never hear that thrown out
 
2018-07-12 03:19:12 PM  

doubled99: It's the easy, go-to insult for any woman angry at a man. But why do women with a vagina bigger than a house seem to get a pass on this? You almost never hear that thrown out


Because they already have enough to deal with:
-Jumping in a pool is like deploying a drag chute.
-Every smartass giving oral wants to play with the echo
-Because even an NBA player using his fist is likely to spontaneously shout "Nothing but Net!"
 
2018-07-12 03:19:14 PM  

doubled99: It's the easy, go-to insult for any woman angry at a man. But why do women with a vagina bigger than a house seem to get a pass on this? You almost never hear that thrown out


It is because they think the small-penis dig works. (And I guess it does often).

If you want something similarly shallow yet cutting, call them tired, old, or ugly.
 
2018-07-12 03:22:16 PM  

doubled99: It's the easy, go-to insult for any woman angry at a man. But why do women with a vagina bigger than a house seem to get a pass on this? You almost never hear that thrown out


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Almost never...
 
2018-07-12 03:25:32 PM  
Small penis, balding - his life was already over.
 
2018-07-12 03:32:27 PM  
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2018-07-12 03:33:36 PM  

doubled99: It's the easy, go-to insult for any woman angry at a man. But why do women with a vagina bigger than a house seem to get a pass on this? You almost never hear that thrown out


because tits and vag rules the world!

And because women know for a fact they can be rude, vile, condescending coonts and it doesn't matter, *******************for the most part***************(not always), if they spread them legs, he will come (pardon the pun).
 
2018-07-12 03:36:34 PM  
He may have a small penis, but geez hes got a gaping asshole geez hes got a gaping asshole.
 
2018-07-12 03:36:51 PM  
"Thanks for the input, now get out of my house, you twit; and btw, thanks for blabbing the useful divorce evidence."
 
2018-07-12 03:43:22 PM  

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What...what is that...is that from a movie?
 
2018-07-12 03:47:10 PM  

cheesemaker2016: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 462x635]

What...what is that...is that from a movie?


Honestly no idea. It's something that's been living in my photobucket account forever.
 
2018-07-12 03:47:56 PM  

cheesemaker2016: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 462x635]

What...what is that...is that from a movie?


abhorrent1: cheesemaker2016: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 462x635]

What...what is that...is that from a movie?

Honestly no idea. It's something that's been living in my photobucket account forever.


Looks like The Dictator. Sasha Baron Cohen.
 
2018-07-12 03:52:09 PM  

BadReligion: cheesemaker2016: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 462x635]

What...what is that...is that from a movie?

abhorrent1: cheesemaker2016: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 462x635]

What...what is that...is that from a movie?

Honestly no idea. It's something that's been living in my photobucket account forever.

Looks like The Dictator. Sasha Baron Cohen.


Thanks :)
 
2018-07-12 03:53:19 PM  
Man: Damn you gotta a big pussy....Damn you gotta a big pussy....
Woman: You didn't have to say it twice
Man: I didn't....

/obligatory
 
2018-07-12 03:54:19 PM  

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 462x635]


"It looks like a penis, only smaller."
 
2018-07-12 03:57:29 PM  
Andro Akbar, beehawtch.
 
2018-07-12 03:59:51 PM  
the correct response would have been to point out that her apparatus is (well, was) the size of the chunnel.
no knives required.
 
2018-07-12 03:59:58 PM  
Something like that, they never think of the ramifications of what he might do to retaliate.
Like the first time my Mom, on one of her psyhcopathic rants, he has enough of it and just clocks her. She folds up and thus begins years of tranquiler abuse.
This leads to the marrige imploding, but truth be told, her was looking for a way out.
Had a GF that cheated on me, asked for forgiveness, then berated me about it. Pulled the plug on her, let her destroy someone elses life.
/she's been married and divorced twice.
//Moving back, should look her up.
 
2018-07-12 04:05:01 PM  
Only time I said the comeback I wanted ever was when someone said i can't feel you, you're too small.  I said well maybe you're too big.

Not proud, but not sorry. A bit guilty still.
 
2018-07-12 04:10:24 PM  

doubled99: It's the easy, go-to insult for any woman angry at a man  with a small penis.


Personally, if anyone ever tried to insinuate they thought my junk was small, I'd be seriously concerned about all the horses they must have farked before meeting me.
 
2018-07-12 04:17:16 PM  
Actually read the article. Jesus sometimes the entitlement some men feel makes me so scared for women.
 
2018-07-12 04:55:33 PM  

SirEattonHogg: She had a lesbian affair with

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I think the more appropriate response by the husband, was as follows:

"Yes, dear, I know I have a small penis.  Now may I wank my small penis while watching you and your partner munch rug?  Please?"


She has to munch rug on a regular basis to keep her incisors from growing too long.
 
2018-07-12 05:45:10 PM  

ph0rk: doubled99: It's the easy, go-to insult for any woman angry at a man. But why do women with a vagina bigger than a house seem to get a pass on this? You almost never hear that thrown out

It is because they think the small-penis dig works. (And I guess it does often).

If you want something similarly shallow yet cutting, call them tired, old, or ugly.


I have a friend who's wife is quite simply put... trash. I really do not like her. We are NOT friends.
I'm gay, he's not.
She once slagged his penis size behind his back to me in a rude, snide, oddly aggressive manner.
I responded with...
"It's not the biggest or smallest I've seen... but it's my favourite!"
She no longer talks to me.
 
2018-07-12 05:56:37 PM  

cowgirl toffee: What he should have said...


Even a 747 looks small going through the Grand Canyon.


747?
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Baby, I fly an AN-225

\you should see how much cargo I can fit in the rear!
 
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