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2018-07-12 07:51:23 AM  
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2018-07-12 08:16:34 AM  
Well, I for one am shocked that Donald J Trump would lie.

It's just so out of character for him.
 
2018-07-12 08:16:36 AM  
Tough to know who to believe
 
2018-07-12 08:17:14 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

Steel_Donkey: BREAKING on @Morning_Joe : Macron has just DENIED Trump's claim that NATO countries agreed to increase their payments. Essentially called Trump a liar.


Viva la France
 
2018-07-12 08:17:27 AM  

agent00pi: Well, I for one am shocked that Donald J Drumpf would lie.

It's just so out of character for him.


Same here.  My world is shattered.
 
2018-07-12 08:19:26 AM  
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2018-07-12 08:19:37 AM  
And it's coming from Macron. D2S thought they were bros.
 
2018-07-12 08:19:51 AM  
Lie to his base that NATO is some kind of association where members pay prorated dues. Make a big arse stink over that lie, over and over and over. Go to Europe NATO summit and ambush the lot straight out the gate at brunch (a crappy one I hear w/ only dry bread) with the same repeated lie. Actually negotiate jack freaking squat. Declare victory and keep telling the big lie. Wash, rinse repeat
/TrumpsAmerica
 
2018-07-12 08:20:41 AM  
Doesn't Macron realize he could be dealing with a woman in a pantsuit with a private email server?  Macron should consider himself lucky.
 
2018-07-12 08:21:12 AM  

dogdaze: Lie to his base that NATO is some kind of association where members pay prorated dues. Make a big arse stink over that lie, over and over and over. Go to Europe NATO summit and ambush the lot straight out the gate at brunch (a crappy one I hear w/ only dry bread) with the same repeated lie. Actually negotiate jack freaking squat. Declare victory and keep telling the big lie. Wash, rinse repeat
/TrumpsAmerica


I mean, it could be that Trump is really farking stupid and doesn't know how anything works.
 
2018-07-12 08:22:01 AM  

dogdaze: Lie to his base that NATO is some kind of association where members pay prorated dues. Make a big arse stink over that lie, over and over and over. Go to Europe NATO summit and ambush the lot straight out the gate at brunch (a crappy one I hear w/ only dry bread) with the same repeated lie. Actually negotiate jack freaking squat. Declare victory and keep telling the big lie. Wash, rinse repeat
/TrumpsAmerica


It's worked so far : (
 
2018-07-12 08:22:47 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: dogdaze: Lie to his base that NATO is some kind of association where members pay prorated dues. Make a big arse stink over that lie, over and over and over. Go to Europe NATO summit and ambush the lot straight out the gate at brunch (a crappy one I hear w/ only dry bread) with the same repeated lie. Actually negotiate jack freaking squat. Declare victory and keep telling the big lie. Wash, rinse repeat
/TrumpsAmerica

I mean, it could be that Trump is really farking stupid and doesn't know how anything works.



Nahh  can't be.   The Best Words.  The Best People.  etc..etc..etc..
 
2018-07-12 08:24:37 AM  
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2018-07-12 08:24:47 AM  
I listened to part of Trump's press conference on the radio this morning.  He said everybody in NATO thanked him for forcing them to pay more.  Totally believable.
 
2018-07-12 08:27:28 AM  
Doesn't matter, his base will believe him
 
2018-07-12 08:27:57 AM  
What's the line from Gandalf where he says something about how Sauron wants nothing more than to see friends fight?  I left my red book at home, and Google isn't helping.

Anyway, Gandalf would have a lot to say about Trump's NATO performance.
 
2018-07-12 08:28:09 AM  
Calling Trump a liar?
Sound the trumpets of war.  We must defend out leader's covefefe!
The gauntlet, good sir, has been thrown down.  We demand satisfaction.  We shall meet on the Field of Honor.  Or the Parking Lot of Honor.  Your choice, France but the PLoH has better P.
 
2018-07-12 08:28:23 AM  

KANE47: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: dogdaze: Lie to his base that NATO is some kind of association where members pay prorated dues. Make a big arse stink over that lie, over and over and over. Go to Europe NATO summit and ambush the lot straight out the gate at brunch (a crappy one I hear w/ only dry bread) with the same repeated lie. Actually negotiate jack freaking squat. Declare victory and keep telling the big lie. Wash, rinse repeat
/TrumpsAmerica

I mean, it could be that Trump is really farking stupid and doesn't know how anything works.


Nahh  can't be.   The Best Words.  The Best People.  etc..etc..etc..


Ah! I get it now!

Whatever orange baby says, he means the complete opposite!

It didn't click until just now.
 
2018-07-12 08:30:02 AM  
So we are at war with France now? Woooooo hooooooooo freedom fries again and we get to pour out wine in front of the French embassy.
 
2018-07-12 08:30:33 AM  

LL316: What's the line from Gandalf where he says something about how Sauron wants nothing more than to see friends fight?  I left my red book at home, and Google isn't helping.

Anyway, Gandalf would have a lot to say about Trump's NATO performance.


" ... for the laughter of Mordor will be our only reward, if we quarrel."
 
2018-07-12 08:30:45 AM  

LL316: Anyway, Gandalf would have a lot to say about Trump's NATO performance.


I have a feeling he would tell him to go back to the shadow, and then drop him into a mountain.
 
2018-07-12 08:32:10 AM  
Perhaps the European news agencies will be more willing and able to call out Donnie on his bullshiat the second it falls out of his anus mouth compared with the U.S. media.
 
2018-07-12 08:33:27 AM  
The President of France is putting up a bigger fight for our country than any republican in congress or in the white house.

I surrender.
 
2018-07-12 08:34:11 AM  
Fired, fired, fired.
You're so done, areshole.
Everything is the opposite of this moronic Putin puppet's version.
Sow the seeds of chaos and discord you treasonous mutt.
November.
 
2018-07-12 08:34:20 AM  

twistedsteel5252: Original: Original Tweet:
Steel_Donkey: BREAKING on @Morning_Joe : Macron has just DENIED Trump's claim that NATO countries agreed to increase their payments. Essentially called Trump a liar.

Viva la France


It's VIVE la France.

Not "Viva".
 
2018-07-12 08:37:08 AM  
In a slightly alternate universe, Trump repeatedly insists that NATO is covering up the Flat Earth.  In that timeline he goes to the NATO summit and shouts everyone down for not showing him "the files" about Flat Earth, and then holds a press conference announcing that he won and everyone agreed to reveal Flat Earth.

A few meters away in a slightly more distant timeline, Trump is convinced by a fortune teller that his bike is at NATO, in the basement.
 
2018-07-12 08:37:36 AM  

padraig: twistedsteel5252: Original: Original Tweet:
Steel_Donkey: BREAKING on @Morning_Joe : Macron has just DENIED Trump's claim that NATO countries agreed to increase their payments. Essentially called Trump a liar.

Viva la France

It's VIVE la France.

Not "Viva".


Yes viva is spanish, so to be correct, you would say viva EL france.
Which, in english, would be pronounced viva THE france.
Hope this helps.
 
2018-07-12 08:37:53 AM  
So while I get what he is saying this is kind of a self fulfilling deal at this point.  The US are the bad guys now. I know it would better for the world if we weren't but we are.  Sure it is easy to laugh at us having military spending equal to the next seven nations combined (is that right?) but it won't be funny when those guns are pointing their way.
 
2018-07-12 08:38:43 AM  
Since the issue is about NATO then the measurement should be defense spending on NATO.  Yes, the US spends more on defense but how much is not related to NATO?  Same for the other nations.  The comparison should be NATO-related defense spending and not total defense spending.  And you also have to agree on a definition of what is NATO-related.
 
2018-07-12 08:39:57 AM  
And every member of Congress who refuses to reign in his demented version of reality is complicit, and deserves to be drawn and quartered for their inaction.

Bullshiat tweets are one thing, but when the leader of our nation is blatantly lying to our allies, and nothing is done about it, it's sickening to watch.
 
2018-07-12 08:41:14 AM  
The best, most beautiful... I gotta tell ya, the most luxurious liar you've ever seen. Believe me.
 
2018-07-12 08:41:34 AM  

padraig: twistedsteel5252: Original: Original Tweet:
Steel_Donkey: BREAKING on @Morning_Joe : Macron has just DENIED Trump's claim that NATO countries agreed to increase their payments. Essentially called Trump a liar.

Viva la France

It's VIVE la France.

Not "Viva".


He was thinking of Las Vegas
 
2018-07-12 08:42:16 AM  

markie_farkie: And every member of Congress who refuses to reign in his demented version of reality is complicit, and deserves to be drawn and quartered for their inaction.

Bullshiat tweets are one thing, but when the leader of our nation is blatantly lying to our allies, and nothing is done about it, it's sickening to watch.


We could pay off the National Debt and fully fund every pension in 25 minutes if we had a PPV for that.
 
2018-07-12 08:42:52 AM  

Xcott: In a slightly alternate universe, Trump repeatedly insists that NATO is covering up the Flat Earth.  In that timeline he goes to the NATO summit and shouts everyone down for not showing him "the files" about Flat Earth, and then holds a press conference announcing that he won and everyone agreed to reveal Flat Earth.

A few meters away in a slightly more distant timeline, Trump is convinced by a fortune teller that his bike is at NATO, in the basement.


Is anyone collecting "alternative timeline" descriptions?

Band names?

/I'm working on D2S nicknames
 
2018-07-12 08:43:20 AM  

Mr.Uncle.Bill: Doesn't matter, his base will believe him


Yeah, but he's alienated so many former fence voters that his base won't be big enough for a 2020 victory. It's also likely that he's alarmed more people.into voting. So screw his "base."
 
2018-07-12 08:43:44 AM  
France refusing to increase their commitment to NATO is older than NATO.
 
2018-07-12 08:43:48 AM  

groppet: So we are at war with France now? Woooooo hooooooooo freedom fries again and we get to pour out wine in front of the French embassy.


America's military hasn't definitively won a war in decades. The last time, they had to incinerate a quarter of a million non-combatants to do it.

They've got the money and the resources, but they suck at anything beyond the initial farking up of shiat.

France alone would bring the US to its knees.  The EU together could enact a regime change if it really wanted to it.

Biggest military in the world and they get spanked around by people fighting out of caves with a box of scraps.
 
2018-07-12 08:45:59 AM  

Muzzleloader: padraig: twistedsteel5252: Original: Original Tweet:
Steel_Donkey: BREAKING on @Morning_Joe : Macron has just DENIED Trump's claim that NATO countries agreed to increase their payments. Essentially called Trump a liar.

Viva la France

It's VIVE la France.

Not "Viva".

Yes viva is spanish, so to be correct, you would say viva EL france.
Which, in english, would be pronounced viva THE france.
Hope this helps.


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2018-07-12 08:46:15 AM  
Wow, whatever Putin is paying him, he's earned it.
He's the presidential equivalent of a crisis actor.
 
2018-07-12 08:46:17 AM  
J'accuse!

 
2018-07-12 08:46:43 AM  

Muzzleloader: padraig: twistedsteel5252: Original: Original Tweet:
Steel_Donkey: BREAKING on @Morning_Joe : Macron has just DENIED Trump's claim that NATO countries agreed to increase their payments. Essentially called Trump a liar.

Viva la France

It's VIVE la France.

Not "Viva".

Yes viva is spanish, so to be correct, you would say viva EL france.
Which, in english, would be pronounced viva THE france.
Hope this helps.


Vive la dif-France
 
2018-07-12 08:46:58 AM  

runwiz: Since the issue is about NATO then the measurement should be defense spending on NATO.  Yes, the US spends more on defense but how much is not related to NATO?  Same for the other nations.  The comparison should be NATO-related defense spending and not total defense spending.  And you also have to agree on a definition of what is NATO-related.


That would be too logical of a comparison, and Donny shiat Gibbon ain't got time or room for logic in his rhetoric.
 
2018-07-12 08:47:14 AM  
I'm glad Steel Donkey is on the case.
 
2018-07-12 08:48:18 AM  

Muzzleloader: Which, in english, would be pronounced viva THE france.


YO SOY EL NIÑO!
 
2018-07-12 08:48:42 AM  
I'm starting to suspect that this Trump fellow might not be trustworthy.
 
2018-07-12 08:49:53 AM  

padraig: twistedsteel5252: Original: Original Tweet:
Steel_Donkey: BREAKING on @Morning_Joe : Macron has just DENIED Trump's claim that NATO countries agreed to increase their payments. Essentially called Trump a liar.

Viva la France

It's VIVE la France.

Not "Viva".


Silly, it's "viva": Viva la Francia.

/Spanish, yo
 
2018-07-12 08:50:14 AM  

runwiz: Since the issue is about NATO then the measurement should be defense spending on NATO.  Yes, the US spends more on defense but how much is not related to NATO?  Same for the other nations.  The comparison should be NATO-related defense spending and not total defense spending.  And you also have to agree on a definition of what is NATO-related.


sorta close:  its actually based upon each Nation's GNI (gross national income).  and weighted against an agreed by all parties  cost sharing arrangement    ultimately works out to a small portion of that country's  Defense spending.

https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/to​p​ics_67655.htm
 
2018-07-12 08:51:00 AM  
I'll just leave this here:

How German News Covered Trump's NATO Visit
Youtube _aZXPAHpGC8
 
2018-07-12 08:51:12 AM  
I was hoping that we might get a break this week or any day really. I just a day.
This shiat is exhausting.
 
2018-07-12 08:51:40 AM  
Essentially calling Trump a liar.

When the hell are the press and other world leaders gonna skip the niceties and just come out and Actually call Trump a liar.

At the next press conference, I'd love one of the AP dudes (or Macron, or Merkel) to reply, "What you just said is a gottdamn lie. Why you gotta lie so much?" or any variation thereof.  Repeat after every lie he spews.  Can't we just call a farking liar a farking liar?
 
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