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(Guardian)   Trump declares victory over NATO   ( theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Fake, NATO, Nato, defence spending, United Kingdom, Trump, Nato summit, European Nato members, purely Nato matter  
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1993 clicks; posted to Politics » on 12 Jul 2018 at 8:14 AM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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5 days ago  
Just like a pigeon playing chess.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Benedict Donald is a farking traitor.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Art of the Deal seems to be have a public temper tantrum and then brag that you miraculously achieved the status quo. "The dealer wanted $23,995 for the car but I yelled, I kick the trash can, I through papers around and you know what? He saw he was dealing with a stable genus and lowered his price to $23,995. Very few people could do that, trust me."
 
5 days ago  
I wouldn't be surprised if Europe started increasing defense spending drastically anyways for the next time the US pulls bullshiat like this.

They should put Trump in a bind, increase their defense spending drastically immediately, be more prepared for the next set of bullshiat and give Russia a giant fark you to their plans.

Then maybe the US can elect someone who isn't King Nero and we can go back to appreciating our allies and shiat. But with Donnie Dotard chomping at the bit to do everything Putin wants it'd be neat if NATO got stronger and more prepared.

Imagine if the whole EU just spent a bunch of money arming the Balkans and Eastern EU states.

And they should do it with the stipulations that the US imposes those sanctions on Russia congress ordered them too and withdraws all these bullshiat tariffs.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
The shame is that Trump has successfully disrupted NATO's ability to do strategic planning.
That said, if I were one of the non-US partners in NATO, I'd probably be surreptitiously increasing my defense budget beyond Trump's requests.
 
5 days ago  
There's a scene in the Chris Rock "Comedian in Cars Getting Coffee" where he talks about how some kids need to be bullied.  I think Trump needed to be bullied as a kid.
 
5 days ago  

Psychohazard: The shame is that Trump has successfully disrupted NATO's ability to do strategic planning.
That said, if I were one of the non-US partners in NATO, I'd probably be surreptitiously increasing my defense budget beyond Trump's requests.


I'd be very vocally dropping or maintaining mine and demanding more US troops within my borders just to fark with dotards reelection chances.
 
5 days ago  
I hear we're still paying more in to the coffers that the other League of Nations members are paying.  Wanna go after that one?
 
5 days ago  

Harry Freakstorm: I hear we're still paying more in to the coffers that the other League of Nations members are paying.  Wanna go after that one?


What you pay is based on the size of your economy. This isn't breakfast at Denny's with friends.
 
5 days ago  
Yet again, in the face of overwhelming defeat, Agent Orange declares total victory. He's either a complete idiot, thinks the rest of the world is nothing but idiots, or both.
 
5 days ago  

Bugerz: Harry Freakstorm: I hear we're still paying more in to the coffers that the other League of Nations members are paying.  Wanna go after that one?

What you pay is based on the size of your economy. This isn't breakfast at Denny's with friends.


And I misread league of nations as NATO. Everyone point and laugh now.
 
5 days ago  

Cheron: Art of the Deal seems to be have a public temper tantrum and then brag that you miraculously achieved the status quo. "The dealer wanted $23,995 for the car but I yelled, I kick the trash can, I through papers around and you know what? He saw he was dealing with a stable genus and lowered his price to $23,995. Very few people could do that, trust me."


I think it was more "I made sure the dealer charged everyone else the same amount I paid. WHAT A YOOGE VICTORY I'VE SCORED FOR US!"
 
5 days ago  
The US president's outburst led to the scrapping of a series of press conferences and bilateral meetings as European leaders struggled to respond. The British prime minister, Theresa May, and the German chancellor, Angela Merkel, cancelled press conferences.

So. Much. Winning.
 
5 days ago  
Thanks for electing the guy who breaks the world farkwads. When even your allies start thinking you are the biggest threat to the world perhaps it is time to rethink.

No seriously us here in Canada worry about you more then China, Russia, terrorists. This is how you are viewed now.. congratulations.
 
5 days ago  
So, we're going to do maneuvers with Germany next week, and keep up normal operations while the Mouthbreathers believe that we've severed all ties?
 
5 days ago  

FatherChaos: Yet again, in the face of overwhelming defeat, Agent Orange declares total victory. He's either a complete idiot, thinks the rest of the world is nothing but idiots, or both.


I think the majority of the world knows the answer already

"I never wanna see or hear from that scum sucking, lying, weasel minded smeghead in my entire life."
If only...
 
5 days ago  

Gerald Tarrant: Thanks for electing the guy who breaks the world farkwads. When even your allies start thinking you are the biggest threat to the world perhaps it is time to rethink.

No seriously us here in Canada worry about you more then China, Russia, terrorists. This is how you are viewed now.. congratulations.


The US has always been the biggest threat to the world, we just restrained ourselves. Now the tiger is out of the cage. One time I was in Italy and overheard some British tourists joking with some Canadian tourists that "at least they're not American." Oh yeah? You thought we were bad before? How about now?

MAGA!(?)
 
5 days ago  
Well, looks like I'll have to dig up my Maple Leaf patch to stitch on my traveling  backpack again.
 
5 days ago  
We've got the Tasmanian Devil for president and no Bugs Bunny to put him in his place.
 
5 days ago  
He completely acquiesced on the international stage after all his bluster yesterday.  The rest of the world leaders finally figured out what we all know: Dotard is all talk, no action and Putin's personal cock puppet.
 
5 days ago  
Weakening NATO plays right into Putin's plans. BRILLIANT

/D2S's cult of personality... destabilizing the USA since January 2017
 
5 days ago  

Do you even grift bro: I wouldn't be surprised if Europe started increasing defense spending drastically anyways for the next time the US pulls bullshiat like this.

They should put Trump in a bind, increase their defense spending drastically immediately, be more prepared for the next set of bullshiat and give Russia a giant fark you to their plans.

Then maybe the US can elect someone who isn't King Nero and we can go back to appreciating our allies and shiat. But with Donnie Dotard chomping at the bit to do everything Putin wants it'd be neat if NATO got stronger and more prepared.

Imagine if the whole EU just spent a bunch of money arming the Balkans and Eastern EU states.

And they should do it with the stipulations that the US imposes those sanctions on Russia congress ordered them too and withdraws all these bullshiat tariffs.


And make sure all that money goes to European companies. Nothing for Raytheon.
 
5 days ago  

wkndfrk: Just like a pigeon playing chess.


Seagull shenanigans?
Partridge politics?
Cockatiel cockups?
 
5 days ago  

El_Dan: The US president's outburst led to the scrapping of a series of press conferences and bilateral meetings as European leaders struggled to respond. The British prime minister, Theresa May, and the German chancellor, Angela Merkel, cancelled press conferences.


Stigginit to the libs wins again.
 
5 days ago  

IamTomJoad: Well, looks like I'll have to dig up my Maple Leaf patch to stitch on my traveling  backpack again.


I would still like to think that Americans travelling abroad that aren't acting out the "Ugly American" stereotype will just blend in and be recognized as one of the good ones. I haven't been overseas for a while so this is all from old memories.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Well, if we've beaten NATO, can we move on to fighting the Warsaw Pact?
 
5 days ago  
"So now we're very happy and have a very powerful, very, very strong NATO. More powerful than it was two days ago," Trump told reporters in Brussels Thursday.

Yeah.  I'm sure throwing a temper tantrum in front of world leaders, making bizarre false allegations about how they are Russian puppets and owe you money, and then holding a press conference afterwards claiming that none of that happened and everything is great now made NATO stronger.
 
5 days ago  

SomeAmerican: "So now we're very happy and have a very powerful, very, very strong NATO. More powerful than it was two days ago," Trump told reporters in Brussels Thursday.

Yeah.  I'm sure throwing a temper tantrum in front of world leaders, making bizarre false allegations about how they are Russian puppets and owe you money, and then holding a press conference afterwards claiming that none of that happened and everything is great now made NATO stronger.


Well, on the other hand, NATO members don't vote for president, so their opinions don't really count.
 
5 days ago  
NATO still intact, Russia hasn't invaded, and Europe paying more for defence. Not bad for an orange guy.
 
5 days ago  
Living in a dementia world must be fun...
 
5 days ago  

Psychohazard: The shame is that Trump has successfully disrupted NATO's ability to do strategic planning.
That said, if I were one of the non-US partners in NATO, I'd probably be surreptitiously increasing my defense budget beyond Trump's requests.


Well, a lot of nations like the Germans and Japanese have to start thinking about getting their own nukes. Their non-nuclear status was always based under a commitment to keep them under the U.S. nuclear umbrella.
Now that we have a rogue/clown "President" who cannot be counted on to honor any agreement or meet any prior commitments, they should probably act as independent agents in these regards in future.
The U.S, is no longer a likely promise keeper.
 
5 days ago  

Deep Contact: NATO still intact, Russia hasn't invaded, and Europe paying more for defence. Not bad for an orange guy.


What comic book did those things happen in?
 
5 days ago  
Each day I start to believe that Trump is living proof this phrase is actually true:
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5 days ago  

Gyrfalcon: Living in a dementia world must be fun...


Melania seems to be doing OK when she lives apart from him...
 
5 days ago  

wkndfrk: Just like a pigeon playing chess.


Came here to say that. Done in one.
 
5 days ago  

Bugerz: Psychohazard: The shame is that Trump has successfully disrupted NATO's ability to do strategic planning.
That said, if I were one of the non-US partners in NATO, I'd probably be surreptitiously increasing my defense budget beyond Trump's requests.

I'd be very vocally dropping or maintaining mine and demanding more US troops within my borders just to fark with dotards reelection chances.


Don't forget raising the rent on US military bases.
 
5 days ago  
At his meeting in Finland Putin is going to mention in passing how much money Russia saved by leaving the Warsaw pact and remind Trump that the Europeans are laughing and saying mean things about him. We'll be out of NATO in a week.
 
5 days ago  
How can you tell when he is "extremely unhappy" and when he isn't? He always wears what he thinks is his Strong Man face, that makes him look like Jabba the Hut with extreme constipation. He always sits leaning forward as if he's in discomfort. He nearly always stands with his arms folded, indicating unease.

He is always extremely unhappy, as far as I can tell. The only other expressions I've seen since this mess started (and this was back during the campaign) was one of his smirking attempts at what he thought was a smile, but comes across as the face a schoolyard bully makes when he knocks down somebody half his size and makes them cry. His posed "smiles" look about as realistic as a wax dummy.
 
5 days ago  

snowshovel: SomeAmerican: "So now we're very happy and have a very powerful, very, very strong NATO. More powerful than it was two days ago," Trump told reporters in Brussels Thursday.

Yeah.  I'm sure throwing a temper tantrum in front of world leaders, making bizarre false allegations about how they are Russian puppets and owe you money, and then holding a press conference afterwards claiming that none of that happened and everything is great now made NATO stronger.

Well, on the other hand, NATO members don't vote for president, so their opinions don't really count.


I read that they actually do vote, illegally, like, thirty-five million times apiece, and Dear Leader still won a historic election that Hillary totally should have won but lost because she's a loser and such like as.
 
5 days ago  
Donald Trump has claimed victory at the NATO Summit today, announcing that all of the allies have agreed to capitalize all four letters in "NATO" from now on, and not spell it backwards like some of those shiathole countries keep doing.
 
5 days ago  

dogdaze: [img.fark.net image 850x468]


It's now a branch of the Russian Orthodox Church?
 
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Mission accomplished; everybody collect your challenge coins.
 
5 days ago  

rummonkey: IamTomJoad: Well, looks like I'll have to dig up my Maple Leaf patch to stitch on my traveling  backpack again.

I would still like to think that Americans travelling abroad that aren't acting out the "Ugly American" stereotype will just blend in and be recognized as one of the good ones. I haven't been overseas for a while so this is all from old memories.


Meh,it's eaiser than taking the time to explain that you think the Cadet is an idiot too
 
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