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    More: Weird, Police, Leander Police Department, Surveillance, Security, local police department, National security, Boxer briefs, boxer briefs  
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2018-07-12 09:48:33 AM  
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"My old nemesis has returned?  I'LL SAVE THE DAY!"
 
2018-07-12 10:22:52 AM  
What happened to the good ol' days when you just wore a black face mask to rob the flower shop down the street where that cute girl that wore paperclips as earrings worked...
 
2018-07-12 10:23:03 AM  
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photo of the suspect
 
2018-07-12 10:24:35 AM  
Our reporters have gotten a description of the suspect from an eyewitness on the scene:

Panty on Your Head
Youtube CxpyZtzvTJ0
 
2018-07-12 10:24:40 AM  
Probably in dutch with the missus
 
2018-07-12 10:24:50 AM  
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2018-07-12 10:25:02 AM  
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2018-07-12 10:25:35 AM  
No such thing as bad press.
 
2018-07-12 10:25:53 AM  
Is that still technically "hatless" or no?
 
2018-07-12 10:27:20 AM  
I am certain this criminal mastermind has a daring- nay cunning- plan all prepared in order to elude capture and enjoy the spoils of his crimes.

Or he's just plain pants on head stupid.
 
2018-07-12 10:28:53 AM  

Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 300x268]
"My old nemesis has returned?  I'LL SAVE THE DAY!"


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2018-07-12 10:31:26 AM  
It wasn't immediately clear if he searched through all the office drawers.

He was wearing them on his face.  I believe that constitutes a search.
 
2018-07-12 10:49:52 AM  
suspect is hatless, I repeat (technically) hatless
 
2018-07-12 10:54:26 AM  
Police say it's not a crime wave.  More like a bad streak.
 
2018-07-12 11:05:00 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 300x268]
"My old nemesis has returned?  I'LL SAVE THE DAY!"

[img.fark.net image 468x323]


Oh geez....  ;-)
 
2018-07-12 11:44:05 AM  

beezeltown: [tasteofcinema.com image 666x360]photo of the suspect


done in three
 
2018-07-12 11:49:32 AM  
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/i had no idea how much Aeris rule34 was out there...
// O_o
 
2018-07-12 12:52:10 PM  
Suspect is pantsless. Repeat, pantsless.
 
2018-07-12 01:05:02 PM  

jake_lex: Our reporters have gotten a description of the suspect from an eyewitness on the scene:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/CxpyZtzv​TJ0]


just stopped by to post this, knowing someone most likely beat me to it.
 
2018-07-12 01:36:13 PM  
I wonder, when the burglar fled did he leave a skid mark?
 
2018-07-12 04:19:23 PM  
Not to mention, he's in dutch with the wife
 
2018-07-12 05:04:38 PM  

GanjSmokr: Is that still technically "hatless" or no?


The closest thing to a literal "asshat" I've seen in some time.
 
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