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6 days ago  
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"My old nemesis has returned?  I'LL SAVE THE DAY!"
 
6 days ago  
What happened to the good ol' days when you just wore a black face mask to rob the flower shop down the street where that cute girl that wore paperclips as earrings worked...
 
6 days ago  
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photo of the suspect
 
6 days ago  
Our reporters have gotten a description of the suspect from an eyewitness on the scene:

Panty on Your Head
Youtube CxpyZtzvTJ0
 
6 days ago  
Probably in dutch with the missus
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
No such thing as bad press.
 
6 days ago  
Is that still technically "hatless" or no?
 
6 days ago  
I am certain this criminal mastermind has a daring- nay cunning- plan all prepared in order to elude capture and enjoy the spoils of his crimes.

Or he's just plain pants on head stupid.
 
6 days ago  

Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 300x268]
"My old nemesis has returned?  I'LL SAVE THE DAY!"


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6 days ago  
It wasn't immediately clear if he searched through all the office drawers.

He was wearing them on his face.  I believe that constitutes a search.
 
6 days ago  
suspect is hatless, I repeat (technically) hatless
 
6 days ago  
Police say it's not a crime wave.  More like a bad streak.
 
6 days ago  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Diogenes: [img.fark.net image 300x268]
"My old nemesis has returned?  I'LL SAVE THE DAY!"

[img.fark.net image 468x323]


Oh geez....  ;-)
 
6 days ago  

beezeltown: [tasteofcinema.com image 666x360]photo of the suspect


done in three
 
6 days ago  
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/i had no idea how much Aeris rule34 was out there...
// O_o
 
6 days ago  
Suspect is pantsless. Repeat, pantsless.
 
6 days ago  

jake_lex: Our reporters have gotten a description of the suspect from an eyewitness on the scene:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/CxpyZtzv​TJ0]


just stopped by to post this, knowing someone most likely beat me to it.
 
6 days ago  
I wonder, when the burglar fled did he leave a skid mark?
 
6 days ago  
Not to mention, he's in dutch with the wife
 
6 days ago  

GanjSmokr: Is that still technically "hatless" or no?


The closest thing to a literal "asshat" I've seen in some time.
 
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