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(CW33 Dallas)   Fort Worth naked bike rider caught in Georgia. That's a long way to ride a bike naked   ( cw33.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Fort Worth, Texas, Fort Worth cops, naked bike rider, Sgt. Chris Britt, pretty significant injuries, Crime, Justin Lacey Ray, Fort Worth Police  
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2018-07-12 01:29:10 PM  
You'd think the sunburn would slow him down.
 
2018-07-12 03:39:15 PM  
especially without a seat
 
2018-07-12 03:39:34 PM  
Oh lawdy the chaffing.
 
2018-07-12 03:39:49 PM  
Thong scooter man approves
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2018-07-12 03:40:23 PM  
Well, they're naked in Atlanta, and you're still in Texarkana, push those pedals hard and give 'em Hell.....
 
2018-07-12 03:40:50 PM  
That sketch is actually pretty accurate.

+1 for the sketch.

-10 for embarrassment of Texas yet again.
 
2018-07-12 03:51:53 PM  

Sgrmac: Thong scooter man approves
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OK, somebody needs some clarification over there.   When they say that you ride a scooter if you don't wear pants, they meant that a skirt or dress was the alternative.

ATGATT!
 
2018-07-12 04:03:23 PM  

NoahFenze: That sketch is actually pretty accurate.

+1 for the sketch.

-10 for embarrassment of Texas yet again.


Texas Needs it's Own Tag!
 
2018-07-12 04:05:57 PM  

Vidwiz: NoahFenze: That sketch is actually pretty accurate.

+1 for the sketch.

-10 for embarrassment of Texas yet again.

Texas Needs it's Own Tag!


Sadly, we do need our own tag. I suggest adding with caution as it may only fuel Texas pride.
 
2018-07-12 04:06:41 PM  

Vidwiz: NoahFenze: That sketch is actually pretty accurate.

+1 for the sketch.

-10 for embarrassment of Texas yet again.

Texas Needs it's Own Tag!


Give us until November.. if we get BETO, maybe things will move in a proper direction!
 
2018-07-12 04:11:45 PM  
I clicked the link because article said a naked person was from near where I lived. Subby forgot to mention he's a rapist. I'm not into that.
 
2018-07-12 04:25:21 PM  
Insert pic of news anchor with sketch that looks exactly like him.
 
2018-07-12 04:38:43 PM  
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/Shifts position in seat uncomfortably
 
2018-07-12 04:44:40 PM  
Queen - Bicycle Race - Uncensored(3).wmv
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NSFW
 
2018-07-12 05:58:05 PM  
I heard they just let him go... couldn't pin anything on him.
 
2018-07-12 07:27:22 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: [img.fark.net image 406x197]

/Shifts position in seat uncomfortably


Just hope it isn't too hot during the ride. Some naked old man's balls are going to get caught in the gears.
 
2018-07-12 07:59:07 PM  

RJReves: You'd think the sunburn would slow him down.


...If not the crimson chafed taint.
 
2018-07-12 08:09:51 PM  
*"He seriously assaulted a female that was out on the trails causing pretty significant injuries to her. She was able to fight him off which is kind of a testament to he,." said Sgt. Chris Britt of Fort Worth*

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How in fark is that related. I did not need to know that.
 
2018-07-12 08:28:46 PM  

crispy pizza: *"He seriously assaulted a female that was out on the trails causing pretty significant injuries to her. She was able to fight him off which is kind of a testament to he,." said Sgt. Chris Britt of Fort Worth*

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How in fark is that related. I did not need to know that.


Auughhh.  Now I know it too.  Stop sharing!
 
2018-07-12 08:30:44 PM  
I guess I should stop assuming anyone here read the article...lol
 
2018-07-12 09:49:10 PM  
Ever catch a horsefly to the throat while you're doing 75 on a Softail with apehangers?
 
2018-07-12 10:34:50 PM  

NoahFenze: Vidwiz: NoahFenze: That sketch is actually pretty accurate.

+1 for the sketch.

-10 for embarrassment of Texas yet again.

Texas Needs it's Own Tag!

Give us until November.. if we get BETO, maybe things will move in a proper direction!


Oh you've got to be kidding. Boy version of Wendy Davis
 
6 days ago  
"He seriously assaulted a female that was out on the trails causing pretty significant injuries to her."


Well at least the injuries were pretty.
 
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