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2018-07-12 10:10:30 AM  
They were following the lead of the Justice Department.
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2018-07-12 10:28:47 AM  
El Pito (I'll Never Go Back To Georgia) - Joe Cuba
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2018-07-12 10:29:17 AM  
The trend is to remove more and more of your legal protections.
 
2018-07-12 10:54:38 AM  
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2018-07-12 10:54:44 AM  
When bad haircuts are outlawed, only outlaws will have bad haircuts.
 
2018-07-12 10:55:14 AM  

edmo: The trend is to remove more and more of your legal protections.


Generally I would agree, but this particular case describes the opposite happening.
 
2018-07-12 10:56:07 AM  

edmo: The trend is to remove more and more of your legal protections.


This is an odd statement in this particular instance, since if one RTFA one discovers that the final decision REJECTED the Mullet Doctrine, meaning the officers were still required to start their business at the front and weren't allowed to just crash the party at the back with no probable cause.
 
2018-07-12 10:56:43 AM  

kasmel: edmo: The trend is to remove more and more of your legal protections.

Generally I would agree, but this particular case describes the opposite happening.


*shakes tiny mullet*
 
2018-07-12 10:56:45 AM  
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That is one heck of a doctrine.
 
TWX
2018-07-12 10:59:05 AM  
The fish, or the hair style?

/dnrtfa
 
2018-07-12 10:59:29 AM  
"I see no Constitutional or logical reason to require officers to conduct futile business in the front, when the party is clearly in the back."

LOL
 
2018-07-12 11:01:16 AM  

chewd: "I see no Constitutional or logical reason to require officers to conduct futile business in the front, when the party is clearly in the back."

LOL


Ditto. This is an amusing quote.
 
2018-07-12 11:03:00 AM  
As a graduate of Mullet Medical School, and a General Practitioner of Mullet Doctor'n, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/not a doctor.
//I just play one on tv.
///tip your servers.
 
2018-07-12 11:04:24 AM  

Dick Gozinya: [img.fark.net image 300x366]

That is one heck of a doctrine.


Is that Evan Rachel Wood?
 
2018-07-12 11:04:30 AM  

edmo: The trend is to remove more and more of your legal protections.

Having read the article linked, it would appear that the exact opposite occurred. The (successful) appeal sought to have evidence disqualified because the police officers entered the backyard and ordered all occupants to remain there, without having first established probable cause that a crime had occurred.
 
2018-07-12 11:09:28 AM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: chewd: "I see no Constitutional or logical reason to require officers to conduct futile business in the front, when the party is clearly in the back."

LOL

Ditto. This is an amusing quote.


Referring to the majority opinion who coined the "Mullet doctrine", there is intelligent life in Georgia after all!
 
2018-07-12 11:11:32 AM  

chewd: "I see no Constitutional or logical reason to require officers to conduct futile business in the front, when the party is clearly in the back."

LOL


Yeah, Guess they skipped the class on curtilage?

That actually should have been the entire basis for the defense.
 
2018-07-12 11:14:25 AM  

sirrerun: Dick Gozinya: [img.fark.net image 300x366]

That is one heck of a doctrine.

Is that Evan Rachel Wood?


Its some rando I got from East Coast Metal Church's Mullet of the Month page
 
2018-07-12 11:17:04 AM  
Be a sloppy two-color press operator

problem solved
 
2018-07-12 11:18:52 AM  
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Hungry now. Thanks, mullet article.
 
2018-07-12 11:19:16 AM  

TWX: The fish, or the hair style?

/dnrtfa


I dunno. Didn't read your comment.
 
2018-07-12 11:20:06 AM  

Dick Gozinya: sirrerun: Dick Gozinya: [img.fark.net image 300x366]

That is one heck of a doctrine.

Is that Evan Rachel Wood?

Its some rando I got from East Coast Metal Church's Mullet of the Month page


I know. That was a joke.
 
2018-07-12 11:23:13 AM  

sirrerun: Dick Gozinya: sirrerun: Dick Gozinya: [img.fark.net image 300x366]

That is one heck of a doctrine.

Is that Evan Rachel Wood?

Its some rando I got from East Coast Metal Church's Mullet of the Month page

I know. That was a joke.


I know. But I felt compelled to share my source so others could enjoy it as well.
 
2018-07-12 11:39:31 AM  

TWX: The fish, or the hair style?

/dnrtfa


Why not both?

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2018-07-12 11:39:38 AM  
On a rainy, windy morning that's the day that I was born on
In the old sharecroppers one room country shack
They say my mammy left me, same day that she had me
Said she hit the road and never once looked backAnd I just thought I'd mention, my Grandma's old age pension
Is the reason why I'm standing here today
I got all my country learning, a' milkin' and a churning
Pickin' cotton, rasin' hell, and bailin' hayI've been to Georgia on a fast train honey
I wudn't born no yestday
Got a good Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education
Ain't no need in y'all a treatin' me this way
 
2018-07-12 11:51:30 AM  

edmo: The trend is to remove more and more of your legal protections.


I had to go back and read the article three times, making mental notes, just to figure out that the "Mullet Doctrine"  is the opposite of that.  Crap writing.
 
TWX
2018-07-12 11:51:52 AM  

Keeve: TWX: The fish, or the hair style?

/dnrtfa

Why not both?

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there's something fishy about that.
 
2018-07-12 12:20:33 PM  
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2018-07-12 12:30:15 PM  
I live in Georgia. I was having a pool party when a cop walked through my carport overlooking the pool to ask about who was lighting fireworks and to  please keep it down. A bag of weed was clearly visible on my pool bar, but he acted like he didn't see it. Good guy.

A friend of mine called Atlanta PD 15 years ago to report a break in. Before the cops came, he did a paraphernalia sweep of the house. Unfortunately, his roommate left a glass baking dish on the stove with a few lines already cut. The burglary detective looked at it and said "looks like you guys like to party" and just moved on.

Good times.
 
2018-07-12 12:56:35 PM  

70Ford: [img.fark.net image 635x458]

Hungry now. Thanks, mullet article.


I see your fried mullet and raise you smoked mullet

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2018-07-12 02:10:56 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I live in Georgia. I was having a pool party when a cop walked through my carport overlooking the pool to ask about who was lighting fireworks and to  please keep it down. A bag of weed was clearly visible on my pool bar, but he acted like he didn't see it. Good guy.

A friend of mine called Atlanta PD 15 years ago to report a break in. Before the cops came, he did a paraphernalia sweep of the house. Unfortunately, his roommate left a glass baking dish on the stove with a few lines already cut. The burglary detective looked at it and said "looks like you guys like to party" and just moved on.

Good times.


I've found most cops in Georgia are pretty mellow as long as you're not being a dick to them.  Then again most cops I've ever interacted with in any state have been like that but it just seems better in Georgis.
 
2018-07-12 02:20:55 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Rapmaster2000: I live in Georgia. I was having a pool party when a cop walked through my carport overlooking the pool to ask about who was lighting fireworks and to  please keep it down. A bag of weed was clearly visible on my pool bar, but he acted like he didn't see it. Good guy.

A friend of mine called Atlanta PD 15 years ago to report a break in. Before the cops came, he did a paraphernalia sweep of the house. Unfortunately, his roommate left a glass baking dish on the stove with a few lines already cut. The burglary detective looked at it and said "looks like you guys like to party" and just moved on.

Good times.

I've found most cops in Georgia are pretty mellow as long as you're not being a dick to them.  Then again most cops I've ever interacted with in any state have been like that but it just seems better in Georgis.


Pretty much. It also helps if they're secretly banging your roommate while on duty and still married to someone else. They tend to overlook a few things.
 
2018-07-12 11:56:07 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Rapmaster2000: I live in Georgia. I was having a pool party when a cop walked through my carport overlooking the pool to ask about who was lighting fireworks and to  please keep it down. A bag of weed was clearly visible on my pool bar, but he acted like he didn't see it. Good guy.

A friend of mine called Atlanta PD 15 years ago to report a break in. Before the cops came, he did a paraphernalia sweep of the house. Unfortunately, his roommate left a glass baking dish on the stove with a few lines already cut. The burglary detective looked at it and said "looks like you guys like to party" and just moved on.

Good times.

I've found most cops in Georgia are pretty mellow as long as you're not being a dick to them.  Then again most cops I've ever interacted with in any state have been like that but it just seems better in Georgis.


Texas cops are dicks. It's part of Texas cop culture -- if you don't think you're God's gift to law enforcement, you're shunned.
 
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