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2018-07-12 12:59:16 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2018-07-12 01:02:18 AM  
Free Stormy!
 
2018-07-12 01:04:05 AM  

whither_apophis: Free Stormy!


With a $30 cover charge.
 
2018-07-12 01:05:35 AM  

BizarreMan: whither_apophis: Free Stormy!

With a $30 cover charge.


it'll be cool when she makes bail only using ones
 
2018-07-12 01:09:43 AM  
Lays heavy upon my breast.

OW, gotdammit!
 
2018-07-12 01:13:54 AM  
I wonder what the charges are going to be.

And how funny it's going to be when she gets off on all of them.

teehee
 
2018-07-12 01:14:42 AM  
I hope the arresting jurisdiction enjoys the Constitutional anal probe it's about to receive.

/UCIA
//unsolicited Constitution in anus
 
2018-07-12 01:15:02 AM  
Follow up: 
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2018-07-12 01:15:09 AM  

HedlessChickn: And how funny it's going to be when she gets off on all of them.


Go on...
 
2018-07-12 01:20:28 AM  

HedlessChickn: Follow up: [img.fark.net image 617x320]


img.fark.netView Full Size


I respect you, but it isn't happening, man.

Just let that hashtag go, because it's gone.
 
2018-07-12 01:25:38 AM  
Presidential pardon in 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
 
2018-07-12 01:26:13 AM  
I consider Stormy like my sister and I don't want people messing with her.
 
2018-07-12 01:30:01 AM  
I fully expect Trump and his DoJ /LEO sycophants to go after their political enemies using their corrupt judges to punish them. After all it's what Putin would do. The GOP have been doing it in congress for a while now and getting away with it. Hell they dogged Hillary for 3 yrs over Benghazi. I'm amazed they didn't lock her up for some made up bullshiat. But watch closely this election and see if they don't target those Dems looking to take their seats.
 
2018-07-12 01:31:04 AM  
 
2018-07-12 01:32:57 AM  
Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea?

If I was a conspiracy nut I might think that Stormy and Avenatti were in on this instead of it being a couple of hick Trump humping pigs.
 
2018-07-12 01:36:49 AM  

HedlessChickn: More followup:

[img.fark.net image 608x248]

Also, a story from the daily telegraph:

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ente​rtainment/celebrity/stormy-daniels-arr​ested-after-strip-club-act-in-ohio/new​s-story/ee55a30469e8ddd282c6cc1dfc4a7a​9a?nk=a9b0df939a0170f00c0b7facdfdeed10​-1531373223

I do not know how reliable the site is, but there you go.


So a guy touches her, and she gets arrested for it.

Think about that.

I think I just heard Trump cream his pants.
 
2018-07-12 01:40:12 AM  

Sid_6.7: So a guy touches her, and she gets arrested for it.


No. See, she allowed a guy to touch her and got arrested for it.
 
2018-07-12 01:54:18 AM  

HedlessChickn: Sid_6.7: So a guy touches her, and she gets arrested for it.

No. See, she allowed a guy to touch her and got arrested for it.


I am a proud Virginian born and raised, but f*ck it, I'm moving to Ohio. Apparently that's where the action is.

Is there a residency term requirement before women allow themselves to be touches by me subsequent to their arrest?
 
2018-07-12 01:54:56 AM  

Sid_6.7: touchesd


/f*ck
 
2018-07-12 02:11:29 AM  

Sid_6.7: Sid_6.7: touchesd

/f*ck


Its alright. When in a state of heightened arousal typing one-handed looses accuracy and sometimes grammer
 
2018-07-12 02:12:56 AM  
THIS IS WHAT FASCISM LOOKS LIKE.
 
2018-07-12 02:15:03 AM  
Arrested whole performing?
 
2018-07-12 02:16:43 AM  
Trump can't handle it when anyone touches a squeeze... even if the relationship has been dead for ten years.

On the plus side, it looks like whoever was supposed to plant the coke lost their nerve.
 
2018-07-12 02:17:33 AM  

Riothamus: THIS IS WHAT FASCISM LOOKS LIKE.


not really.


It became fascism when we put kids in the jails when their families crossed the border. This is just a continuation.
 
2018-07-12 02:24:20 AM  
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Lenny Bruce being arrested on obscenity charges.

/Everything old is new again.  (Cause MFers are too stupid to learn history).
 
2018-07-12 02:24:31 AM  
God, please have Melania be the one to step in and pay the bail money!
 
2018-07-12 02:26:58 AM  
So she got grabbed by the pussy?
 
2018-07-12 02:28:22 AM  

Mister Buttons: [img.fark.net image 259x195]

Lenny Bruce being arrested on obscenity charges.

/Everything old is new again.  (Cause MFers are too stupid to learn history).


Lesser known: Nixon (via J Ed Hoover) would have FBI agents show up at clubs and heckle touring comedians that were known to make jokes about him.
 
2018-07-12 02:29:35 AM  

Riothamus: THIS IS WHAT FASCISM LOOKS LIKE.


No, this is what conservativism looks like. 

Florida had a constant battle with strip clubs. Something about "family values". I can only imagine those poor cops who were tasked with sitting in strip clubs to enforce the "6 foot" rule and the "no bottomless" rule were mortified by all the sex. 

/Note that they never *shut them down*.
//Because hypocrites.
 
2018-07-12 02:30:01 AM  

Tanqueray: So she got grabbed by the pussy?


Doesn't really seem like a "nonsexual manner" though does it, Inspector
 
2018-07-12 02:31:10 AM  

powhound: Sid_6.7: Sid_6.7: touchesd

/f*ck

Its alright. When in a state of heightened arousal typing one-handed looses accuracy and sometimes grammer


I'm not sure I'd call "drunk" "heightened", but you do you.

And for the record, not a fan of fake tits.
 
2018-07-12 02:31:16 AM  
 
2018-07-12 02:34:58 AM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: Tanqueray: So she got grabbed by the pussy?

Doesn't really seem like a "nonsexual manner" though does it, Inspector


Perhaps he was merely concerned whether she was hysterical.

biography.comView Full Size


/and if she is, give her some cocaine
 
2018-07-12 02:35:01 AM  

Kirablue42: Riothamus: THIS IS WHAT FASCISM LOOKS LIKE.

not really.


It became fascism when we put kids in the jails when their families crossed the border. This is just a continuation.


Well, yeah. We had the gratuitous indefensible cruelty, now we've got political prisoners!
 
2018-07-12 02:36:22 AM  

Riothamus: THIS IS WHAT FASCISM LOOKS LIKE.


I'm a libby lib lib, but no, it isn't, not really. Calm your tits.
 
2018-07-12 02:39:47 AM  

Sid_6.7: Riothamus: THIS IS WHAT FASCISM LOOKS LIKE.

I'm a libby lib lib, but no, it isn't, not really. Calm your tits.


Yeah, targeting specific enemies that are threatening your government officials (threats coming from the government iself), doesn't ring any alarms for most people.

Christ, just check Trump's Tweets if you need a stabilizer pointing out that everything is farked up at this point.
 
2018-07-12 02:40:57 AM  

Sid_6.7: powhound: Sid_6.7: Sid_6.7: touchesd

/f*ck

Its alright. When in a state of heightened arousal typing one-handed looses accuracy and sometimes grammer

I'm not sure I'd call "drunk" "heightened", but you do you.

And for the record, not a fan of fake tits.


just trying to help a brother (or sister?) out.

And I do myself enough already. But thanks anyways for the offer.
 
2018-07-12 02:41:55 AM  
I say screw it. Prosecute everyone who has touched Stormy.

By the way, are there any picture so Trump touching Stormy?
 
2018-07-12 02:42:13 AM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: Mister Buttons: [img.fark.net image 259x195]

Lenny Bruce being arrested on obscenity charges.

/Everything old is new again.  (Cause MFers are too stupid to learn history).

Lesser known: Nixon (via J Ed Hoover) would have FBI agents show up at clubs and heckle touring comedians that were known to make jokes about him.


any good comedian or performer has ten comebacks for every heckle

my favorite as a musician when someone bluntly asks something form the audience

Don't tell me what to do

with a straight dead eye look.  They never expect the musician to tell them off.

Or get to know the bartenders name first

Hey Jeff did you put those roofies in that drink like I asked?
 
2018-07-12 02:42:25 AM  
Sounds like...*puts on sunglasses*... Trumped up charges.
 
2018-07-12 02:42:27 AM  

Mister Buttons: Sid_6.7: Riothamus: THIS IS WHAT FASCISM LOOKS LIKE.

I'm a libby lib lib, but no, it isn't, not really. Calm your tits.

Yeah, targeting specific enemies that are threatening your government officials (threats coming from the government iself), doesn't ring any alarms for most people.

Christ, just check Trump's Tweets if you need a stabilizer pointing out that everything is farked up at this point.


Unless I missed some critical detail (which is possible), you're assuming some sort of conspiracy between local law enforcement and the federal government at the highest levels.
 
2018-07-12 02:42:57 AM  
OK, place your bets - will she be smiling in her mugshot?
 
2018-07-12 02:43:01 AM  

whither_apophis: BizarreMan: whither_apophis: Free Stormy!

With a $30 cover charge.

it'll be cool when she makes bail only using ones


No boob sweat money accepted!
 
2018-07-12 02:43:44 AM  
Damn they threw her in jail.  I'd worry but I know she'll get off.
 
2018-07-12 02:43:52 AM  
And this happened about 10 minutes away from me.

This is the SECOND time Sirens had an event i would actually go to that i had to miss out on because work. The first one was nude midget pudding wrestling back in 2000, which tbh i'm more upset over missing out on.
 
2018-07-12 02:44:34 AM  

Magnifico Giganticus: whither_apophis: BizarreMan: whither_apophis: Free Stormy!

With a $30 cover charge.

it'll be cool when she makes bail only using ones

No boob sweat money accepted!


With all the Axe how can they tell?
 
2018-07-12 02:45:27 AM  

HedlessChickn: I wonder what the charges are going to be.

And how funny it's going to be when she gets off on all of them.

teehee


It's ohio.

Her having a vagina with no babies in it is illegal enough for jesus
 
2018-07-12 02:46:42 AM  

Tanqueray: OK, place your bets - will she be smiling in her mugshot?


Here's one from almost a decade ago, if it helps:

thecount.comView Full Size
 
2018-07-12 02:47:24 AM  

drayno76: Damn they threw her in jail.  I'd worry but I know she'll get off.


for some reason they threw her in the male one with a camera crew
 
2018-07-12 02:48:25 AM  

Sid_6.7: Tanqueray: OK, place your bets - will she be smiling in her mugshot?

Here's one from almost a decade ago, if it helps:

[thecount.com image 352x425]


she's probably laughing her ass off at this shiat
 
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