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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Home health nurse leaves car windows open on hot day, returns to find bear cub inside   ( ajc.com) divider line
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2018-07-11 10:15:21 PM  
Free Bear!
 
2018-07-11 10:34:46 PM  
Could have been worse. Could have been both baby bear and momma bear.
 
2018-07-12 06:17:48 AM  
No photos?
 
2018-07-12 07:17:05 AM  
Well, yeah. The previous vehicles the bear climbed into were either too big or too small. Her van was juuuust right
 
2018-07-12 07:19:12 AM  
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2018-07-12 07:19:20 AM  
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2018-07-12 07:21:02 AM  

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Who is dri...dangit.
 
2018-07-12 07:30:24 AM  
Was her occupation somehow relevant to the story?
 
2018-07-12 07:32:00 AM  
Oh, I'll have to try that today!
 
2018-07-12 07:32:26 AM  
If she'd just go on a diet and not leave food in her open car, she'd have avoided several problems.  As it is, she's just taught a bear cub that cars = food source and created a whole world of future problems for the bear.  Nice work Miss Piggy.
 
2018-07-12 07:33:02 AM  

bighairyguy: Oh, I'll have to try that today!


Be careful when you climb through the car window, don't want to break the glass.
 
2018-07-12 07:36:37 AM  
Such a cute happy story.
 
2018-07-12 07:51:25 AM  

ElPresidente: If she'd just go on a diet and not leave food in her open car, she'd have avoided several problems.  As it is, she's just taught a bear cub that cars = food source and created a whole world of future problems for the bear.  Nice work Miss Piggy.


Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
 
2018-07-12 07:52:58 AM  

iToad: Could have been worse. Could have been both baby bear and momma bear.


Yeah, I've always thought that the scariest thing to find in the wild would be a bear cub alone.
Or seemingly alone.

/I'd imagine if you found an adult bear the adrenaline would cover up a lot of the terror.
 
2018-07-12 07:55:02 AM  

debug: Was her occupation somehow relevant to the story?


You try setting up a porno with a bear and no nurse
 
2018-07-12 08:05:33 AM  
Article was worthless without pictures.
 
2018-07-12 08:09:49 AM  

debug: Was her occupation somehow relevant to the story?


Asks the whiny Fark janitor.
 
2018-07-12 08:10:59 AM  
Nice car. Mine now.
 
2018-07-12 08:30:50 AM  
Please tell me she was blond.
 
2018-07-12 08:41:27 AM  
I feel like all of this was an excuse so she didn't have to do the paperwork that the "bear" destroyed.

/My bear ate my homework
 
2018-07-12 08:42:09 AM  
When finding a bear cub in your vicinity, the most important thing you can think of is: Where the hell is it's mother?!
 
2018-07-12 08:45:43 AM  
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2018-07-12 08:47:27 AM  
Rabun county is a gorgeous place.  Just don't go on a canoe trip there.
 
2018-07-12 09:23:59 AM  
Is this how you make a cuddle bear?
 
2018-07-12 11:18:23 AM  
I wonder if her insurance company will step in or if she will just have to grin and bear it. If she's lucky there will bearly be a scratch.... That' why I don't leave anything in my car except for the bear necessities.
Bears....
 
2018-07-12 11:23:12 AM  

joeparker5433: I wonder if her insurance company will step in or if she will just have to grin and bear it. If she's lucky there will bearly be a scratch.... That' why I don't leave anything in my car except for the bear necessities.
Bears....


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2018-07-12 12:38:33 PM  
agent00pi: Article was worthless without pictures.

if you like pictures:
Photos of a diff baby bear, in a Greek car... proving why you don't want *any* size bear in your car.
 
2018-07-12 01:04:51 PM  

skinink: debug: Was her occupation somehow relevant to the story?

Asks the whiny Fark janitor.


I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
 
2018-07-12 01:22:24 PM  

shiny dagmar: ElPresidente: If she'd just go on a diet and not leave food in her open car, she'd have avoided several problems.  As it is, she's just taught a bear cub that cars = food source and created a whole world of future problems for the bear.  Nice work Miss Piggy.

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?


No one.  The point is the bear may now get bolder and bolder about interacting with humans, so much so they can't be returned to the wild.  Try leaving food in your car in Yosemite.  After the bear destroys your car, you get fined $10,000 and they keep what's left of your car to show others how dumb you are.  In tne end, they sometimes have to kill the bear.

So yeah, I'm not sympathetic with her doing that when she must know she's in bear country.
 
2018-07-12 02:33:38 PM  

ElPresidente: shiny dagmar: ElPresidente: If she'd just go on a diet and not leave food in her open car, she'd have avoided several problems.  As it is, she's just taught a bear cub that cars = food source and created a whole world of future problems for the bear.  Nice work Miss Piggy.

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

No one.  The point is the bear may now get bolder and bolder about interacting with humans, so much so they can't be returned to the wild.  Try leaving food in your car in Yosemite.  After the bear destroys your car, you get fined $10,000 and they keep what's left of your car to show others how dumb you are.  In tne end, they sometimes have to kill the bear.

So yeah, I'm not sympathetic with her doing that when she must know she's in bear country.


I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the gratuitous fat shaming.
 
2018-07-12 02:45:37 PM  

shiny dagmar: ElPresidente: If she'd just go on a diet and not leave food in her open car, she'd have avoided several problems.  As it is, she's just taught a bear cub that cars = food source and created a whole world of future problems for the bear.  Nice work Miss Piggy.

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?


People who live in bear country and negligently put themselves and bears in danger usually does it for me.  Stupid human sow is stupid.
 
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