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6 days ago  
Original Tweet:

 
6 days ago  
DOES NOT FIT NARRATIVE! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!!
 
5 days ago  
But does he ever make any sort of sexual innuendo using his own name in any of these texts? Because if my name was Strzok, and I was having an affair, you bet I'd be talking about "strzoking it" at the minimum.
 
5 days ago  
honest question. 

is there a link somewhere for all of their texts? 

I have been looking and can not find anything.
 
5 days ago  
This who text message thing is a fake-ass Benghazi bullshiat distraction for convincing wingnuts and ignoramuses that the FBI is some kind of partisan organization.

Much ado about nothing.
 
5 days ago  
Now, I understand. Trump is very protective about his Russian handlers. He knows how sensitive they are.
 
5 days ago  

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: This who text message thing is a fake-ass Benghazi bullshiat distraction for convincing wingnuts and ignoramuses that the FBI is some kind of partisan organization.

Much ado about nothing.


It was something Republicans are saying so if you weren't already brainwashed you knew all this already.

Frankly I'm not going to read it because they lie and just generally act in absolute bad faith literally 100% of the time.
 
5 days ago  

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: This who text message thing is a fake-ass Benghazi bullshiat distraction for convincing wingnuts and ignoramuses that the FBI is some kind of partisan organization.

Much ado about nothing.


Well, the FBI is a partisan organization.  At least the NY Field Office was during the election.  Goldbricking the infamous Weiner laptop and leaking bullshiat through TruePundit and Giuliani because they were upset Comey wasn't ratfarking Clinton like they wanted.
 
5 days ago  
He's supposed to testify before two House committees Friday at 10 a.m. E.T. He seems like he has some things he wants to say publicly. Could get veeeery interesting.
 
5 days ago  

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: This who text message thing is a fake-ass Benghazi bullshiat distraction for convincing wingnuts and ignoramuses that the FBI is some kind of partisan organization.


Which makes sense, if you think about it.  I mean, the current Director was appointed by Trump with Republican-controlled Senate's advice and consent. And the guy heading the investigation is a lifelong Republican who was appointed to head the FBI by Republican George Bush. And he was appointed to head the investigation by the current Deputy Attorney General of the DOJ, also a lifelong Republican -- who was appointed to that position by Trump himself.  And I'm pretty sure the Director, above, reports to the Attorney General ... a Republican.
 
5 days ago  
LOL...you're talking about an FBI agent professional enough to hold the position that he held.
 
5 days ago  
Roll that beautiful bean footage!
 
5 days ago  
I like how no one mentions his history.

Anyone heard of that show "The Americans"?

He was the lead agent in the real life story it was based on, where they spied on those farkers for years and then rounded them up.

So yeah, he probably doesn't like Russians very much.
 
5 days ago  

WeedBong420: I like how no one mentions his history.

Anyone heard of that show "The Americans"?

He was the lead agent in the real life story it was based on, where they spied on those farkers for years and then rounded them up.

So yeah, he probably doesn't like Russians very much.


Wow, is that true? I heard that show was very well done.
 
5 days ago  

Do you even grift bro: WeedBong420: I like how no one mentions his history.

Anyone heard of that show "The Americans"?

He was the lead agent in the real life story it was based on, where they spied on those farkers for years and then rounded them up.

So yeah, he probably doesn't like Russians very much.

Wow, is that true? I heard that show was very well done.


http://archive.boston.com/news/local/​m​assachusetts/articles/2010/07/08/russi​an_us_spy_suspects_brace_for_possible_​swap/

Boston Conspirators. Guryev's was their last name
 
5 days ago  
STRZOK!
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5 days ago  
His friend Hillary will save him.
 
5 days ago  

WeedBong420: I like how no one mentions his history.

Anyone heard of that show "The Americans"?

He was the lead agent in the real life story it was based on, where they spied on those farkers for years and then rounded them up.

So yeah, he probably doesn't like Russians very much.


So Strzok is Beeman?
 
5 days ago  

WeedBong420: Do you even grift bro: WeedBong420: I like how no one mentions his history.

Anyone heard of that show "The Americans"?

He was the lead agent in the real life story it was based on, where they spied on those farkers for years and then rounded them up.

So yeah, he probably doesn't like Russians very much.

Wow, is that true? I heard that show was very well done.

http://archive.boston.com/news/local/m​assachusetts/articles/2010/07/08/russi​an_us_spy_suspects_brace_for_possible_​swap/

Boston Conspirators. Guryev's was their last name


One of the russian spies pardoned in exchange for the 10 working in the States was Skripal, the guy who barely survived the Novichok poisoning.
 
5 days ago  

PenguinCam: WeedBong420: Do you even grift bro: WeedBong420: I like how no one mentions his history.

Anyone heard of that show "The Americans"?

He was the lead agent in the real life story it was based on, where they spied on those farkers for years and then rounded them up.

So yeah, he probably doesn't like Russians very much.

Wow, is that true? I heard that show was very well done.

http://archive.boston.com/news/local/m​assachusetts/articles/2010/07/08/russi​an_us_spy_suspects_brace_for_possible_​swap/

Boston Conspirators. Guryev's was their last name

One of the russian spies pardoned in exchange for the 10 working in the States was Skripal, the guy who barely survived the Novichok poisoning.


Anna Chapman is also in there.

// off to my bunk
 
5 days ago  

Phins: He's supposed to testify before two House committees Friday at 10 a.m. E.T. He seems like he has some things he wants to say publicly. Could get veeeery interesting.


Not Friday. Today.
 
5 days ago  

blastoh: honest question. 

is there a link somewhere for all of their texts? 

I have been looking and can not find anything.


I just assume they are all fake.  Hell, I question if Peter Srzok is even real.

Because nobody should give a shiat.
 
5 days ago  

blastoh: honest question.

is there a link somewhere for all of their texts?

I have been looking and can not find anything.


Some are here: https://www.scribd.com/search?content​_​type=tops&page=1&query=strzok
 
5 days ago  
I liked him better when he was with The Monkeys.
 
5 days ago  

Solid Muldoon: STRZOK!
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A political cartoon showing Uncle Sam biatchslapping Donald Trump punctuated by a batmanesque STRZOK!is long overdue. Trump will be wearing red boyshorts and a skin tight Kremlin red red hammer and sickle tank top. Everything will be two sizes too small. Someone please do this now... my stick figures would look retarded.
 
5 days ago  

BalugaJoe: His friend Hillary will save him.


And BJ's in with a .5 shiat-n-quit attempt
 
5 days ago  

pueblonative: BalugaJoe: His friend Hillary will save him.

And BJ's in with a .5 shiat-n-quit attempt


0.02, really.
 
5 days ago  
His post make him seem self aware and concerned for his country.  We can't have those qualities in an FBI officer.  You need people with blinders on who simply follow orders like those nice ICE agents.
 
5 days ago  

ModernLuddite: But does he ever make any sort of sexual innuendo using his own name in any of these texts? Because if my name was Strzok, and I was having an affair, you bet I'd be talking about "strzoking it" at the minimum.


Seems like a missed opportunity for someone who likes to assign playground nicknames to people.
 
5 days ago  

shpritz: WeedBong420: I like how no one mentions his history.

Anyone heard of that show "The Americans"?

He was the lead agent in the real life story it was based on, where they spied on those farkers for years and then rounded them up.

So yeah, he probably doesn't like Russians very much.

So Strzok is Beeman?


If Beeman was on to them from day one and was secretly watching the Jennings' every move without their knowledge.
 
5 days ago  

Super_pope: Frankly I'm not going to read it because they lie and just generally act in absolute bad faith literally 100% of the time.


Who the Russians?  Or the GOP?

Oh, nevermind.  I see my mistake.
 
5 days ago  
Their creation of an alternative reality bubble is quite amazing. In actual reality, the FBI HELPED TRUMP GET ELECTED.
 
5 days ago  
hearing is starting.  i'm grateful that m$nbc is discussing NATO and not covering Gowdy's opening statement.
 
5 days ago  
So ... FBI agents can't criticize Russia now? Is that why there's an "investigation"?

Republicans are the stupidest motherfarkers on earth.
 
5 days ago  
So much more fun to cherry-pick the anti-Trump ones and scream about being a victim. MAGA
 
5 days ago  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: So ... FBI agents can't criticize Russia now? Is that why there's an "investigation"?

Republicans are the stupidest motherfarkers on earth.


Have you not heard, comrade? Russia is best #1 US ally now, much better than NATO. To hate Russia is to hate America. Good FBI man would understand this. One sending hateful text about Glorious Russia should be purged.
 
5 days ago  

thorpe: blastoh: honest question.

is there a link somewhere for all of their texts?

I have been looking and can not find anything.

Some are here: https://www.scribd.com/search?content_​type=tops&page=1&query=strzok


thanks. I have looked everywhere for this and haven't found it. 
Thanks for taking the time.
 
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