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2018-07-12 04:39:46 AM  
Since this is the Daily Mail, I now question the existence of the female orgasm. And pee.

/Oblig
 
2018-07-12 05:49:21 AM  
Responding to the thread on Reddit

A Reddit thread via the Daily Mail? Alrighty then.

Also chuckling at the "World Cup" meta tag. Two Girls, One World Cup?
 
2018-07-12 06:46:48 AM  
Poogasms are still on the table, though. Right?
 
2018-07-12 07:30:12 AM  
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2018-07-12 07:34:19 AM  
If what the dail fail is calling a female orgasm only consists of shivers from spine to head, then I have a female orgasm every morning when I wake up and go pee too...
 
2018-07-12 07:34:44 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Since this is the Daily Mail, I now question the existence of the female orgasm. And pee.

/Oblig


Ha! You still believe women exist! What a chump.
 
2018-07-12 07:40:46 AM  
Who doesn't like those 5 minute pees that require you to find a hand hold or risk falling down? Endorphins are endorphins.
 
2018-07-12 07:41:31 AM  
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2018-07-12 07:44:43 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Nice
 
2018-07-12 07:57:46 AM  
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2018-07-12 08:31:24 AM  

Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: If what the dail fail is calling a female orgasm only consists of shivers from spine to head, then I have a female orgasm every morning when I wake up and go pee too...


Been on more than a few road trips, and finally getting to a rest stop after holding my bladder for an hour or more, peeing was pure ecstasy
 
2018-07-12 08:48:59 AM  
So, they are talking about piss shivers?
 
2018-07-12 08:53:13 AM  

McGrits: Who doesn't like those 5 minute pees that require you to find a hand hold or risk falling down? Endorphins are endorphins.


That's less endorphins and more orthostatic challenge from holding a Valsalva maneuver so long you're no longer perfusing your blood with oxygen.
 
2018-07-12 09:07:44 AM  
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2018-07-12 09:21:03 AM  

This text is now purple: McGrits: Who doesn't like those 5 minute pees that require you to find a hand hold or risk falling down? Endorphins are endorphins.

That's less endorphins and more orthostatic challenge from holding a Valsalva maneuver so long you're no longer perfusing your blood with oxygen.


I once described that as a wrestling move at a party and one guy did a spit-take. I presume he was a urologist. Good times.
 
2018-07-12 09:21:05 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: So, they are talking about piss shivers?


As if they had just discovered them, yes.
 
2018-07-12 09:32:29 AM  
I'm fairly certain that's a dude in tfa's stock photo, look at the forearms and hips.

What kinda odds would you put this at?
 
2018-07-12 09:45:05 AM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: [img.fark.net image 200x358]


What is it with you and urine in the butt?
 
2018-07-12 09:54:35 AM  

KingBiefWhistle: Yankees Team Gynecologist: [img.fark.net image 200x358]

What is it with you and urine in the butt?


He's considering a run for president.
 
2018-07-12 10:13:57 AM  

KingBiefWhistle: Yankees Team Gynecologist: [img.fark.net image 200x358]

What is it with you and urine in the butt?


User name does not checkout.
 
2018-07-12 10:19:56 AM  
What a pisser.
 
2018-07-12 10:51:21 AM  
If you haven't been on a long journey after unthinkingly drinking a pint of water and  a few shots of vodka. .. well you've never been desperate enough to pee on the side of a busy motorway and not care.
 
2018-07-12 11:18:02 AM  
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2018-07-12 11:57:15 AM  
So... the Daily Mail has never been to Pr0nHerp?

I swear, if aliens ever decide to rely on porn to study human sexuality, they're going to conclude that explosive female urination is necessary for ovulation or something.
 
2018-07-12 12:17:43 PM  

bughunter: So... the Daily Mail has never been to Pr0nHerp?

I swear, if aliens ever decide to rely on porn to study human sexuality, they're going to conclude that explosive female urination is necessary for ovulation or something.


and it has to be with  your step mom based on whats trending.
 
2018-07-12 12:33:08 PM  
Explosive Female Urination is the name of my power metal Ashlee Simpson tribute band
 
2018-07-12 12:34:02 PM  

deanis: bughunter: So... the Daily Mail has never been to Pr0nHerp?

I swear, if aliens ever decide to rely on porn to study human sexuality, they're going to conclude that explosive female urination is necessary for ovulation or something.

and it has to be with  your step mom based on whats trending.


Sorry, but according to PH, my stepmom is a lesbian milf.
 
2018-07-12 12:48:19 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: So, they are talking about piss shivers?


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Shiver me members!
 
2018-07-12 02:21:37 PM  
its the daily fail. Now I do not believe urination exists.
I pretty certain sex is a myth though.
 
2018-07-12 04:20:22 PM  

This text is now purple: McGrits: Who doesn't like those 5 minute pees that require you to find a hand hold or risk falling down? Endorphins are endorphins.

That's less endorphins and more orthostatic challenge from holding a Valsalva maneuver so long you're no longer perfusing your blood with oxygen.


I've always thought of them as "the pee spins". Happens in the morning, don't ever get them on the road because the female lead singer has a tiny bladder and is only good for about two hours before needing to stop again.
 
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