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2018-07-12 03:56:53 AM  
9 votes:
Police said witnesses cheered 25-year-old Ryan Nihart on during the alleged attack.

I'll take, "Who are people that need their own asses stomped, for $500, Alex".
2018-07-11 07:54:46 PM  
7 votes:
What an asshole
2018-07-12 05:03:27 AM  
5 votes:
I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.
2018-07-12 07:07:28 AM  
4 votes:
How the hell does someone survive being in a minion suit outside in FL?  You'd probably get heat stroke in 5 minutes.  Isn't that punishment enough without getting your ass beat?
2018-07-12 04:13:31 AM  
4 votes:

C18H27NO3: Police said witnesses cheered 25-year-old Ryan Nihart on during the alleged attack.

I'll take, "Who are people that need their own asses stomped, for $500, Alex".


Before you rush to judgement, put yourself in their shoes. Have you ever had an old relative flooding your Facebook feed & inbox with minion memes?

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2018-07-12 10:52:43 AM  
3 votes:
Pierre insisted on pressing charges against Nihart.
"Today's youth are idiots," he said.

Truer words have never been spoken.
2018-07-12 10:16:45 AM  
3 votes:

RJReves: A different article with more details, and in store surveillance camera footage.


From that article:

"He identified himself as an "Instagram star" to the crowd that had surrounded him."

/That's the real crime
2018-07-12 03:52:23 AM  
3 votes:
So alcohol probably was a factor.
2018-07-12 08:36:42 AM  
2 votes:

jso2897: Thanks, Trump.


Florida was Florida long before Trump became president.
2018-07-12 08:14:24 AM  
2 votes:
A different article with more details, and in store surveillance camera footage.
2018-07-12 12:28:13 PM  
1 vote:

A Fark Handle: So alcohol probably was a factor.


And being a punk ass hipster probably added to it
2018-07-12 11:30:45 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: A different article with more details, and in store surveillance camera footage.


He wanted to make a viral video?  Yeah, I'd like to see him in a viral video.  Tossed into a jail cell with a bunch of angry drunk minions.  Pleading for help from the laughing guards.  Yeah, I'd watch that.
2018-07-12 11:13:32 AM  
1 vote:
Unrelated, I actually like the song

Full Despicable Me Theme Song - Pharrell Williams
Youtube axbUCR1nKRA
2018-07-12 09:08:28 AM  
1 vote:

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.


God has a lot to answer for in his design of that hormone. He did much better with the estrogen design.
2018-07-12 03:57:50 AM  
1 vote:
Thanks, Trump.
 
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