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RJReves

4 days ago

What an asshole

A Fark Handle

4 days ago

So alcohol probably was a factor.

Madman drummers bummers

4 days ago

C18H27NO3

4 days ago

Police said witnesses cheered 25-year-old Ryan Nihart on during the alleged attack.

I'll take, "Who are people that need their own asses stomped, for $500, Alex".

jso2897

4 days ago

Thanks, Trump.

Claude Ballse

4 days ago

C18H27NO3: Police said witnesses cheered 25-year-old Ryan Nihart on during the alleged attack.

I'll take, "Who are people that need their own asses stomped, for $500, Alex".

Before you rush to judgement, put yourself in their shoes. Have you ever had an old relative flooding your Facebook feed & inbox with minion memes?

Mitch Mitchell

4 days ago

jso2897: Thanks, Trump.

Thanks, Eisenhower.

khatores

4 days ago

That'll teach those anthropomorphic twinkies.

Mitch Mitchell

4 days ago

khatores: That'll teach those anthropomorphic twinkies.

You heartless bastard. They prefer twinkii.

668NeighborOfTheBeast

4 days ago

Mitch Mitchell: jso2897: Thanks, Trump.

Thanks, Eisenhower.

Thanks Adolf.

LowbrowDeluxe

4 days ago

My right to carry a freeze ray SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl

4 days ago

I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.

668NeighborOfTheBeast

4 days ago

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.

I like boobs. Wait, what were you saying?

born_yesterday

4 days ago

668NeighborOfTheBeast: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.

I like boobs. Wait, what were you saying?

Buncha word shiat. Anyways, we going to the strip club or not?

Mitch Mitchell

4 days ago

Now what starts with the letter B?
Boobies starts with B
Let's think of other things
That starts with B
Oh, who cares about the other things?]
B is for bookie, that's good enough for me
B is for nookie, that's good enough for me
B is for dookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, bookie, nookie, nookie starts with B

stuartp9

4 days ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

idrow

3 days ago

How the hell does someone survive being in a minion suit outside in FL? You'd probably get heat stroke in 5 minutes. Isn't that punishment enough without getting your ass beat?

moofburger

3 days ago

Me reading article:

Please let it be Martin Shkreli on work release...
Please let it be Martin Shkreli on work release...
Please let it be Martin Shkreli on work release...
Please let it be Martin Shkreli on work release...

Me reaching end of article:

/why yes I did change my shirt, how observant!

Wontoncookie

3 days ago

The cost of a minion Suit is 300 . wow

Boojum2k

3 days ago

Wontoncookie: The cost of a minion Suit is 300 . wow

300 what? Bananananananas?

Great_Milenko

3 days ago

A Fark Handle: So alcohol probably was a factor.

Looking at his mugshot, I'd say that's a big ol' yup.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

3 days ago

RJReves

3 days ago

A different article with more details, and in store surveillance camera footage.

Prince George

3 days ago

jso2897: Thanks, Trump.

Florida was Florida long before Trump became president.

Revek

3 days ago

They attack each other all the time.

Nocrash

3 days ago

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.

God has a lot to answer for in his design of that hormone. He did much better with the estrogen design.

AngieBowers

3 days ago

Wontoncookie: The cost of a minion Suit is 300 . wow

I read it as "$300 million suit" instead of "$300 minion suit" at first

RJReves

3 days ago

Nocrash: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.

God has a lot to answer for in his design of that hormone. He did much better with the estrogen design.

According to TheGoodBook™ the testosterone was the rough draft.

Harlee

3 days ago

jso2897: Thanks, Trump.

Well, it is obvious that the Minions are all illegal immigrants. They are taking jobs from real ~~humans~~ Americans. Also, they work for a known criminal, who is also a foreigner.

Sin_City_Superhero

3 days ago

RJReves: What an asshole

Yeah, I hate those people that dress up in dirty costumes and shake down tourists for money, too.

edmo

3 days ago

"Police said witnesses cheered on Ryan Nihart, 25, during the alleged attack"

But don't call them deplorable.

Fern Crest

3 days ago

RJReves: A different article with more details, and in store surveillance camera footage.

From that article:

"He identified himself as an "Instagram star" to the crowd that had surrounded him."

/That's the real crime

RJReves

3 days ago

edmo: "Police said witnesses cheered on Ryan Nihart, 25, during the alleged attack"

But don't call them deplorable.

Despicable?

rattchett

3 days ago

Pierre insisted on pressing charges against Nihart.
"Today's youth are idiots," he said.

Truer words have never been spoken.

LowbrowDeluxe

3 days ago

Unrelated, I actually like the song

Full Despicable Me Theme Song - Pharrell Williams

AugieDoggyDaddy

3 days ago

RJReves: A different article with more details, and in store surveillance camera footage.

He wanted to make a viral video? Yeah, I'd like to see him in a viral video. Tossed into a jail cell with a bunch of angry drunk minions. Pleading for help from the laughing guards. Yeah, I'd watch that.

suid

3 days ago

trappedspirit

3 days ago

I thought the story of the minions was about how cute and adorable complete submission and overt obsequious behavior is. Clearly this guy did not get the message and is not welcoming to his overlords.

EyeHaveRisen

3 days ago

A Fark Handle: So alcohol probably was a factor.

And being a punk ass hipster probably added to it

Ill Mitch

3 days ago

News today

His response.

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