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2018-07-11 07:54:46 PM  
What an asshole
 
2018-07-12 03:52:23 AM  
So alcohol probably was a factor.
 
2018-07-12 03:52:24 AM  
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2018-07-12 03:56:53 AM  
Police said witnesses cheered 25-year-old Ryan Nihart on during the alleged attack.

I'll take, "Who are people that need their own asses stomped, for $500, Alex".
 
2018-07-12 03:57:50 AM  
Thanks, Trump.
 
2018-07-12 04:13:31 AM  

C18H27NO3: Police said witnesses cheered 25-year-old Ryan Nihart on during the alleged attack.

I'll take, "Who are people that need their own asses stomped, for $500, Alex".


Before you rush to judgement, put yourself in their shoes. Have you ever had an old relative flooding your Facebook feed & inbox with minion memes?

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2018-07-12 04:23:57 AM  

jso2897: Thanks, Trump.


Thanks, Eisenhower.
 
2018-07-12 04:23:58 AM  
That'll teach those anthropomorphic twinkies.
 
2018-07-12 04:39:55 AM  

khatores: That'll teach those anthropomorphic twinkies.


You heartless bastard.  They prefer twinkii.
 
2018-07-12 04:55:15 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: jso2897: Thanks, Trump.

Thanks, Eisenhower.


Thanks Adolf.
 
2018-07-12 05:00:08 AM  
My right to carry a freeze ray SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
 
2018-07-12 05:03:27 AM  
I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.
 
2018-07-12 05:07:51 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.


I like boobs. Wait, what were you saying?
 
2018-07-12 05:15:03 AM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.

I like boobs. Wait, what were you saying?


Buncha word shiat.  Anyways, we going to the strip club or not?
 
2018-07-12 05:22:14 AM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.

I like boobs. Wait, what were you saying?


Now what starts with the letter B?
Boobies starts with B
Let's think of other things
That starts with B
Oh, who cares about the other things?]
B is for bookie, that's good enough for me
B is for nookie, that's good enough for me
B is for dookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, bookie, nookie, nookie starts with B
 
2018-07-12 05:44:11 AM  
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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2018-07-12 07:07:28 AM  
How the hell does someone survive being in a minion suit outside in FL?  You'd probably get heat stroke in 5 minutes.  Isn't that punishment enough without getting your ass beat?
 
2018-07-12 07:15:37 AM  
Me reading article:

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Please let it be Martin Shkreli on work release...
Please let it be Martin Shkreli on work release...
Please let it be Martin Shkreli on work release...
Please let it be Martin Shkreli on work release...

Me reaching end of article:

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/why yes I did change my shirt, how observant!
 
2018-07-12 07:32:33 AM  
The cost of a minion Suit is 300 . wow
 
2018-07-12 07:34:55 AM  

Wontoncookie: The cost of a minion Suit is 300 . wow


300 what? Bananananananas?
 
2018-07-12 07:52:57 AM  

A Fark Handle: So alcohol probably was a factor.


Looking at his mugshot, I'd say that's a big ol' yup.
 
2018-07-12 08:01:08 AM  
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2018-07-12 08:14:24 AM  
A different article with more details, and in store surveillance camera footage.
 
2018-07-12 08:36:42 AM  

jso2897: Thanks, Trump.


Florida was Florida long before Trump became president.
 
2018-07-12 09:00:42 AM  
They attack each other all the time.
 
2018-07-12 09:08:28 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.


God has a lot to answer for in his design of that hormone. He did much better with the estrogen design.
 
2018-07-12 09:09:03 AM  

Wontoncookie: The cost of a minion Suit is 300 . wow


I read it as "$300 million suit" instead of "$300 minion suit" at first
 
2018-07-12 09:15:39 AM  

Nocrash: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I think the main problem with (some) men is that when the testosterone hits their brains at age 12, it arrests their brain development at exactly that moment.

God has a lot to answer for in his design of that hormone. He did much better with the estrogen design.


According to TheGoodBook™ the testosterone was the rough draft.
 
2018-07-12 09:17:16 AM  

jso2897: Thanks, Trump.


Well, it is obvious that the Minions are all illegal immigrants. They are taking jobs from real humans Americans. Also, they work for a known criminal, who is also a foreigner.
 
2018-07-12 09:36:21 AM  

RJReves: What an asshole


Yeah, I hate those people that dress up in dirty costumes and shake down tourists for money, too.
 
2018-07-12 10:05:59 AM  
"Police said witnesses cheered on Ryan Nihart, 25, during the alleged attack"

But don't call them deplorable.
 
2018-07-12 10:16:45 AM  

RJReves: A different article with more details, and in store surveillance camera footage.


From that article:

"He identified himself as an "Instagram star" to the crowd that had surrounded him."

/That's the real crime
 
2018-07-12 10:27:42 AM  

edmo: "Police said witnesses cheered on Ryan Nihart, 25, during the alleged attack"

But don't call them deplorable.


Despicable?
 
2018-07-12 10:52:43 AM  
Pierre insisted on pressing charges against Nihart.
"Today's youth are idiots," he said.

Truer words have never been spoken.
 
2018-07-12 11:13:32 AM  
Unrelated, I actually like the song

Full Despicable Me Theme Song - Pharrell Williams
Youtube axbUCR1nKRA
 
2018-07-12 11:30:45 AM  

RJReves: A different article with more details, and in store surveillance camera footage.


He wanted to make a viral video?  Yeah, I'd like to see him in a viral video.  Tossed into a jail cell with a bunch of angry drunk minions.  Pleading for help from the laughing guards.  Yeah, I'd watch that.
 
2018-07-12 11:35:48 AM  
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2018-07-12 11:47:55 AM  
I thought the story of the minions was about how cute and adorable complete submission and overt obsequious behavior is.  Clearly this guy did not get the message and is not welcoming to his overlords.
 
2018-07-12 12:28:13 PM  

A Fark Handle: So alcohol probably was a factor.


And being a punk ass hipster probably added to it
 
2018-07-12 04:41:18 PM  
News today
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His response.
 
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