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(Some Guy)   Huckabeast: "John Kelly wasn't facepalming Trump's Germany insults, it's because he was all like..... umm... WHAR FULL BREAKFAST, WHAR??"   ( theguardiansofdemocracy.com) divider line
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2018-07-12 02:22:15 AM  
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2018-07-12 02:23:45 AM  
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Kelly is disappointed with breakfast a lot, it seems.
 
2018-07-12 03:11:37 AM  

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Kelly is disappointed with breakfast a lot, it seems.


In that second pic, it looks like a fart is making Kelly sick to his stomach, while Melanie is intrigued and is trying to sniff out the culprit.
 
2018-07-12 03:12:18 AM  
To be fair, Sarah Huckabee has been known to rip off her shirt and start windmilling her large, ham-like fists if there isn't at least three boxes of chicken fried donuts on the morning spread.
 
2018-07-12 03:43:49 AM  

Cagey B: To be fair, Sarah Huckabee has been known to rip off her shirt and start windmilling her large, ham-like fists if there isn't at least three boxes of chicken fried donuts on the morning spread.


I really thought you were going somewhere else with that before I got to the word 'fists'.
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2018-07-12 05:18:22 AM  
They had a whole day to address that - or just ignore it - and that's the best they could come up with? He wants bacon and eggs or something? Was expecting and IHOP menu?

How stupid do they think people are?
 
2018-07-12 05:49:20 AM  
Sanders later went on to remark that black is white, and alpacas discovered time travel.
 
2018-07-12 05:56:23 AM  
I bet that came right from Trump himself. He probably thought he was solving two problems: Kelly's reaction and those smug, sophisticated Europeans. Pastry and cheese? Trump was probably expecting pancakes in the shape of member nations.
 
2018-07-12 06:06:12 AM  

serpent_sky: They had a whole day to address that - or just ignore it - and that's the best they could come up with? He wants bacon and eggs or something? Was expecting and IHOP menu?

How stupid do they think people are?


They don't care. Trump is "telling it like it is," putting "America first" and showing those Europeans how tough and smart he is. I was also surprised, because I thought Kelly was on the outs with the Fanta Menace.
 
2018-07-12 06:17:20 AM  

August11: I bet that came right from Trump himself. He probably thought he was solving two problems: Kelly's reaction and those smug, sophisticated Europeans. Pastry and cheese? Trump was probably expecting pancakes in the shape of member nations.


He wanted three Egg McMuffins, not some fancy pastry.

I bet those were actually amazing pastries and cheese, that's the funny (and sad) part. It's not like they threw Dunkin' Donuts and Kraft singles on the table and said "good enough for the world leaders." Though Trump probably would have liked that, too.
 
2018-07-12 06:19:35 AM  
BTW - breaking news. Trump is giving a news conference that was unscheduled. It should be happening soon. I have MSNBC on, I'll transcribe it (for the most part - I get as much as I can) for anyone without access to a TV if you want.
 
2018-07-12 06:23:38 AM  
Kelly looked so uncomfortable.  Well sucked in for joining the derp brigade.
 
2018-07-12 06:26:18 AM  

serpent_sky: BTW - breaking news. Trump is giving a news conference that was unscheduled. It should be happening soon. I have MSNBC on, I'll transcribe it (for the most part - I get as much as I can) for anyone without access to a TV if you want.


WaPo is reporting that he told NATO to get to 2% of GDP by January or "we'll go our own way." NPR is running this presser, "yes, I know, you're very famous on television." He keeps repeating this "70-90%" bullshiat.
 
2018-07-12 06:27:21 AM  

serpent_sky: BTW - breaking news. Trump is giving a news conference that was unscheduled. It should be happening soon. I have MSNBC on, I'll transcribe it (for the most part - I get as much as I can) for anyone without access to a TV if you want.


"The US has decided to join Russia in annexing the EU.  As we speak US forces based in EU nations are taking control of military bases, parliament buildings and media outlets.  We hope that the EU will quietly lie down and take it."
 
2018-07-12 06:30:29 AM  
"Stable genius" - DRINK!

/yes, he just stood there in NATO HQ and said it.
 
2018-07-12 06:32:51 AM  
Germany News,

How German News Covered Trump's NATO Visit
Youtube _aZXPAHpGC8
 
2018-07-12 06:32:54 AM  
Accomplished a lot with NATO - for years, presidents have been talking about money - everyone is going to substantially up the money they are spending - commitments were made, because in the past, all the contributions were going down, and they'll be raising $33 billion (not including the US) - the US remains very strong in commitment to NATO because the amount of money is very strong. I hope we can get along with Russia - the people in the room think we can - there will be numbers on how much NATO members are doing and they are amazing. North Korea, Kim Jong Un gets along very well - and he does a great job.

He told people he'd be very upset if countries didn't up their commitments to pay more money because he'd be extremely unhappy, but now he is very happy and NATO is now stronger than it was two days ago because the US doesn't have to pay 90% of the NATO expenses anymore....

The US was not being treated fairly, so now "they" are - i let the people know in a firm manner to go to 33 billion dollars or 40 billion dollars because he believes in NATO (and now the United States was paying 70-90%) He's been treated unfairly by the EU - because farmers are cut out, they are unfair on trade. NATO is a fine-tuned machine because people are paying more.

Consider putting up tremendously higher funds is not helping Russia - the US was carrying too much - now we call it "burden sharing" and he used that word a lot  burden sharing. Maybe everybody will have a good relationship. Germany is going to do a lot better than they were doing.

He thinks he can pull the US out of NATO but doesn't happen because they are paying $33 billion. Everybody in the room thanked him for making NATO so unified and strong.

They are spending at a much faster clip and going up to 2% and well they can't say it but they are going back to get approval - which they will get - and after 2%, we'll start talking about going higher - I think 4% is fair, actually. And it will happen in a "short number of years"

He congratulated Croatia on winning soccer.

He will not change his tweeting.Other people do that. He is a very stable genius. HE SAID IT. HE SAID IT.
(People uncomfortably laughed)

He didn't deal the way people said, both of his parents are from the EU despite the fact they don't treat us fairly on trade and if they don't do something, he'll do something about their cars - he just wants fairness - we pay too much for NATO, which helps Europe more than us, but it is good for us - and he has a big impact - he took in 33 billion more and he gets total credit from the Secretary General.  He crap talked Regan and Obama because the US was paying for 90% of NATO because of them.

Everybody in that room got along and agreed to pay more and pay it quickly. All becuse of him.

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2018-07-12 06:34:35 AM  
"I can't believe this country doesn't have any farking IHOPs!"

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2018-07-12 06:34:58 AM  

phrawgh: "Stable genius" - DRINK!

/yes, he just stood there in NATO HQ and said it.


Yeah, I heard that and turned off the radio. Fark.
 
2018-07-12 06:35:06 AM  
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2018-07-12 06:38:17 AM  
i'm thankful there was an honest person to clear that up. myself, i struggle getting the grammar when mind-reading, so i could have made a terrible mistake and picked up a meaning something like

WHAR FULL BREAK. FAST: WHAR?
 
2018-07-12 06:38:35 AM  
They had already agreed to meet the 2% target by 2022-2023 or some such.

They agreed to this in 2014...


In the meantime, the foxbillies think the US is flying boxes of unmarked bills to Brussels - and that money would have made America Great - Again.

UPDATE: Trump would have ran into Crimea with no shirt on to prevent Russia's annexation, unlike President Mom-Jeans.
 
2018-07-12 06:38:42 AM  

serpent_sky: They had a whole day to address that - or just ignore it - and that's the best they could come up with? He wants bacon and eggs or something? Was expecting and IHOP menu?

How stupid do they think people are?


Trump is president.
 
2018-07-12 06:40:07 AM  
The numbers have gone up a lot and NATO is going to be very very effective and we were the ones who gave the Secretary General an extension of his contract. He doesn't like the pipeline. But maybe we;ll get along with Russia - he's not looking about much in that meeting - he will be talking about Syria, meddling, Ukraine (who were there today by the way) - he may deny meddling, but what can I do? All I can say is "don't do it again."

He has no doubt that the countries will come up to 2% so he doesn't need to do anything.

Georgia was there today, representing. They made a favorable impression. We listened to their plight and they made a fair impression on the room.

Long before he got here, President Obama let Russia annex Crimea - they built bridges and a submarine port - he would not have allowed to happen. He can't tell you what will happen and it was all Obama's fault.

He may talk about ceasing exercises in the Balkan states with Putin.

He assures people money will be spent properly and he is going to help out less rich countries but won't give them things and the US makes the best everything including missiles and tanks and whatever else.

They thanked him for meeting with Putin and everyone in NATO is happy he is doing it. It is not going to take a long time but could lead to something very productive. He had a great meeting with "German Kim" (whoever the fark that is)

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2018-07-12 06:46:03 AM  
I am watching this news conference....it's a good thing I am getting ready for work and unable to play the 'Trump Catch Phrase Drinking Game' -- because I'd be in full liver failure in the 10 minutes this has been going on.

Summary -- No one has done with NATO what I've done, 70 - 90%, Tremendously everything, Imma tell Putin 'No more meddling, Oh, you didn't -- works for me! Kthnkxbye'.  Oh...and our alliances are bangin because ME!'

And, while this isn't in the press conference...he also now wants to 'repaint' airforce one to 'update it'.  Dear sweet god...he's going to paint it Gold and throw his name on it.

They are asking him about Brexit.  Oh for farks sake...he can't spell Brexit...let alone explain it!
 
2018-07-12 06:47:34 AM  
North Korea took down all propaganda and hasn't tested missiles and there is no more music - plus we got back three hostages, but there have been no rocket launches or explosions or nuclear tests.

He's fine with the UK protests, he thinks they like them in the UK, they agree with him on immigration, he told them they're ruining their... well, you need strong immigration like Italy - but immigration is why Brexit happened.

Again, Putin may be the easiest of all. He's going to a "hot spot (the UK) with a lot of resignations" (what?) but they love him there.  Even though this has been successful summit and NATO is better than ever before and it is richer than ever and 2%! 2%! It is a commitment! 2%! A real commitment. There is great unity and spirit - which is what he is going to have a great meeting with Putin because NATO all came together at the end - but everyone in the room is happy with this.

Putin is a competitor and they are nice to each other. He's not his enemy, but they are not friends because he doesn't know him well enough and they are just competitors - "HE'S NOT MY ENEMY!" but hopefully he will be a friend.

He's been reading a lot about Brexit (uh huh) he owns a lot of property in the UK and is going to his magical place in Scotland - but it is not for him to say what they should do in the UK - his mother was born in Scotland, so they have great friendships.  He didn't hear "Hard Brexit" correctly and went on a rant about things being heartbreaking.  He just wants the people to be happy. There will always be protests --- and now he is talking about his election win and telling his lies about WIsconsin again and I have no idea what the hell this has to do with the UK.

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2018-07-12 06:47:38 AM  
I wish I was kidding -- he's talking about the farking election win AGAIN!  In front of International press!
 
2018-07-12 06:47:44 AM  
The election. Wisconsin...

You won. Get over it.
 
2018-07-12 06:52:14 AM  

skinink: "I can't believe this country doesn't have any farking IHOPs!"

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"I mean come on, it's got 'international' right in the name!"
 
2018-07-12 06:53:08 AM  

BeatrixK: I wish I was kidding -- he's talking about the farking election win AGAIN!  In front of International press!


Was the phrase "they said it couldn't be done" used?
 
2018-07-12 06:55:38 AM  
Is he going to meet with the Afghani president, and when is the war going to end? We have made a lot of progress on ending the war and is going to meet the president.

He may eventually let Georgia into NATO.

The Kurds are great people. Great fighters. Warm and intelligent and great people.

He doesn't want Putin to be a threat to the US which is why he got $700 billion in military budget - he is working on Russia and China - that's been years of abuse because he was dealt bad hands and is ultimately going to take care of it - and his time with president Xi was two of the most magical days he ever spent on this earth, we're almost twoce the size of China and a lot of people don't know that. And we will get along with Russia.

Iran is treating us with more respect and he knows they have a lot of problems and are going to call him to make a deal.

He just YELLED at a reporter to go ahead. He's getting testy.

We never talk about future plans.

He yelled at another reporter again to "GO AHEAD"

He wants to get along with Iraq and we have spent a fortune there and thousands of lives have been lost - he was not in favor of the war - another deck of cards he inherited and will do the best with it.

We're looking for peace all over - Africa has problems like people wouldn't understand and nobody could believe in this room (TO AN AFRICAN REPORTER) we want peace... peace... peace over the world. We are building a massive military to get peace and will have the best jets and ships but hopefully not have to use it...

And now he's done.

That was batshiat insane. Is it too early to start drinking?
 
2018-07-12 06:56:49 AM  

Boo_Guy: Cagey B: To be fair, Sarah Huckabee has been known to rip off her shirt and start windmilling her large, ham-like fists if there isn't at least three boxes of chicken fried donuts on the morning spread.

I really thought you were going somewhere else with that before I got to the word 'fists'.
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You too?
 
2018-07-12 06:57:32 AM  

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Kelly is disappointed with breakfast a lot, it seems.

In that second pic, it looks like a fart is making Kelly sick to his stomach, while Melanie is intrigued and is trying to sniff out the culprit.


It reminds me of that "WTF...  I know" meme, except there's Euro-pop playing in Melania's head. Probably "Moskau".

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2018-07-12 07:02:56 AM  

serpent_sky: (derp omitted for space reasons)


I'm getting my daily Trump updates from you from now on.
 
2018-07-12 07:04:46 AM  

serpent_sky: They had a whole day to address that - or just ignore it - and that's the best they could come up with? He wants bacon and eggs or something? Was expecting and IHOP menu?

How stupid do they think people are?


Look at the polls gauging Republican support of that assclown. Now you have your answer.
 
2018-07-12 07:07:05 AM  

Smashed Hat: serpent_sky: (derp omitted for space reasons)

I'm getting my daily Trump updates from you from now on.


I consider it my service to Fark to listen to the madman and type it up, as payback for putting up with me for all these years.  It's my penance. :P
 
2018-07-12 07:08:26 AM  

serpent_sky: They had a whole day to address that - or just ignore it - and that's the best they could come up with? He wants bacon and eggs or something? Was expecting and IHOP menu?

How stupid do they think people are?


Where have you been for the last two years?
 
2018-07-12 07:08:32 AM  
Tomorrow, after fifteen awesome years in the Maritimes, I'm moving back to Upper Canada (closer to kids and grandkids). Today, as a backdrop to all the final packing and cleaning, I'm going to be tuned to CBCNN, to hear the blowback from the NATO summit. I'm actually hoping for a late-afternoon WH Press Briefing, so I can take a break with an adult beverage and watch Sarah Huckabeast do her thang. Thank you to all you Farkers who will add your own brand of serio-comic relief to a bittersweet day.
 
2018-07-12 07:08:39 AM  
That's the first time I've seen "hangry" as an excuse in politics.
 
2018-07-12 07:13:27 AM  
I mean, I know the answer to this, but did they consider that the video itself showed John Kelly's visible discomfort start right when Trump started claiming that Russia was Germany's master because they buy their natural gas from them and that judging by the fact they all have their plates with full sets of utensels that breakfast hadn't even been brought out to them for John Kelly to disapprove of? Are we supposed to assume it just struck Kelly what a Continental Breakfast meant just as Trump confronted one of our allies with a strawman?
 
2018-07-12 07:13:43 AM  

serpent_sky: That was batshiat insane. Is it too early to start drinking?


No.
 
2018-07-12 07:18:08 AM  

serpent_sky: That was batshiat insane. Is it too early to start drinking?


If you never stop drinking, you never have to ask that question.
 
2018-07-12 07:21:45 AM  

Langdon_777: serpent_sky: That was batshiat insane. Is it too early to start drinking?

No.


lol

I used to frequent a dance music and clubbing forum, many years ago. Someone once posted these 'problem drinking' questions. You ask yourself these questions and if you answer yes to them you might have a problem.

Anyway, one of them is have you ever had a drink first thing in the morning. 50% of my fellow clubkids said ' what... ever? Of course I have', and the other half said 'surely it doesnt count if you havent been to bed'.

good times.
 
2018-07-12 07:23:28 AM  
The farking pancakes didn't meet specs of the US Army Field Manual, baked goods section - right behind enhanced interrogation.
 
2018-07-12 07:34:29 AM  
That farkin' wall-eyed sack of garbage Sanders lies like it's a bodily function.
 
2018-07-12 07:45:42 AM  
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2018-07-12 07:46:50 AM  
I'd rant, but, what'd be the point? Trump's a fool, backed by malevolent interests, and the rest of the world is struggling to cope with our failure as American voters.
 
2018-07-12 07:46:53 AM  

serpent_sky: They had a whole day to address that - or just ignore it - and that's the best they could come up with? He wants bacon and eggs or something? Was expecting and IHOP menu?

How stupid do they think people are?


About 40% of the US appears to be really farking stupid...
 
2018-07-12 07:47:37 AM  

serpent_sky: I bet those were actually amazing pastries and cheese, that's the funny (and sad) part. It's not like they threw Dunkin' Donuts and Kraft singles on the table and said "good enough for the world leaders." Though Trump probably would have liked that, too.


When the other Ms. Carkiller and I honeymooned around central Europe 10 years ago, even the barely-1-step-fancier-than-student-hos​tel hotels offered absolutely incredible pastry and cheese breakfasts that were each unique just because they were so hyperlocal.  In most cases, there were literally pastry and cheese guys who showed up on bicycles or in ancient Renault trucks at dawn with the mornings' spreads.  The only thing missing was wistful accordion music in the background.   Trump and his associates dunderheads don't know what they're missing.
 
2018-07-12 07:48:38 AM  
If I wanted to inject the salt llamas into the hotbox part of the washing machine, I probably wouldn't do it in front of the other NATO leaders and on camera.

But then again, I'm flying a submarine to Mongolia this afternoon, so who knows. Who knows what could happen?
 
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