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2018-07-11 06:23:46 PM  
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2018-07-11 06:56:34 PM  
He totally meant to say that, he was calling her chicken. You libs aren't smart enough to keep up with his genius.
 
2018-07-11 06:58:15 PM  
I thought Strzok was the layer and Page was the layee.
 
2018-07-11 07:03:14 PM  
Layer?  I don't even know 'er.
 
2018-07-11 07:03:15 PM  
I love how he capitalized it to bring even more attention to it.

What a dumbfark. He's farking up his spelling at amazing rates nowadays. No one even needs to "pour [sic] over" them to see it now.
 
2018-07-11 07:06:35 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I thought Strzok was the layer and Page was the layee.


I don't care which is which as long as some taint is involved.
 
2018-07-11 07:09:18 PM  
At some point someone is going to sue him for libel, and that would be interesting.
 
2018-07-11 07:09:31 PM  
I like fresh eggs!

Wait wut?
 
2018-07-11 07:18:40 PM  
DOTARD
 
2018-07-11 07:22:30 PM  
You'll be hearing from my attache.  See you in tort!
 
2018-07-11 07:35:33 PM  
Maybe "LIAR" was his intended word?  Hard to tell wtf his word salad means.

//best words
//great brain
//*sigh*
 
2018-07-11 07:58:03 PM  
Eventually these tweets will be collected and compiled into a book. It will be one of the important histories of our time. I suggest getting the hardcover version which will be much more satisfying when you hit a Republican voter in the head with it.
 
2018-07-11 08:02:35 PM  

ArkPanda: Eventually these tweets will be collected and compiled into a book. It will be one of the important histories of our time. I suggest getting the hardcover version which will be much more satisfying when you hit a Republican voter in the head with it.


They better print the original tweets and not the corrected versions. I still can't believe he gets away with deleting official statements like he does.
 
2018-07-11 08:03:05 PM  

Devolving_Spud: Maybe "LIAR" was his intended word?  Hard to tell wtf his word salad means.

//best words
//great brain
//*sigh*


In the Twitter thread, someone suggested he meant LAWYER.

Either way, liar or lawyer, you'd think it would be a word he's familiar with.
 
2018-07-11 08:04:32 PM  

RJReves: Devolving_Spud: Maybe "LIAR" was his intended word?  Hard to tell wtf his word salad means.

//best words
//great brain
//*sigh*

In the Twitter thread, someone suggested he meant LAWYER.

Either way, liar or lawyer, you'd think it would be a word he's familiar with.


And you'd think autocorrect would change it to lawyer for him, if it's changing anything.
 
2018-07-11 08:07:49 PM  
On the bright side, I found this in the Twitter thread

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2018-07-11 08:13:03 PM  
"Doctor, doctor, my FBI lover thinks she's a chicken!"

"Good God, man; why haven't you gotten her professional help?"

"I would have, but we need the eggs!"

Ba-DUMP-shh.
 
2018-07-11 09:04:37 PM  
Round and round the rigged witch hunt the wagged wascal wan...
 
2018-07-11 09:38:41 PM  
His tweets are like a pretzel of a word salad.

They are literally painful to read.
 
2018-07-11 09:39:52 PM  
Layer? I hardly know her!
 
2018-07-11 10:28:30 PM  

ArkPanda: Eventually these tweets will be collected and compiled into a book. It will be one of the important histories of our time. I suggest getting the hardcover version which will be much more satisfying when you hit a Republican voter in the head with it.


I'm really hoping Pete Souza uses trump's tweets for his new book.

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Not sure if there's been a Fark thread for it or not but the cover was released today.

Free plug. He taught at my alma mater.
 
2018-07-12 02:06:37 AM  
Wonder what the POS will say when he gets his subpoena ..
 
2018-07-12 02:06:45 AM  
It's a wutch hint! A teetle wutch hint! There was nu collision!
 
2018-07-12 02:09:48 AM  
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2018-07-12 02:11:29 AM  
Layer must be the NATO way of spelling?
 
2018-07-12 02:12:25 AM  
Yet he can spell Strzok.
 
2018-07-12 02:13:46 AM  
That boy's not right in the head.
 
2018-07-12 02:14:02 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Maybe "LIAR" was his intended word?  Hard to tell wtf his word salad means.

//best words
//great brain
//*sigh*


No, he meant layer. He has written many best selling books. Probably the best selling books ever. He is an accomplished writer.
 
2018-07-12 02:14:17 AM  
Oh Jacob Wohl, he's not gonna do anything for you other than wipe it on your forehead.

/Maybe your chin,  if you're lucky.
 
2018-07-12 02:16:52 AM  
Coast to Coast AM is taking calls about Russia right now.

West US 1 800 618 8255
East US 1 800 825 5033
1st Time Caller 1 818 501 4721
Wild Card Line 1 818 501 4109
Text 1 818 298 6521

Coast to Coast AM helped launch Alex Jones around 2012. They're crazy.
 
2018-07-12 02:17:08 AM  
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Maybe he's saying she's part ogre?
 
2018-07-12 02:17:44 AM  
He sure does have a thing for taint.
 
2018-07-12 02:20:18 AM  
Stupid Watergate II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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Reminder that they haven't been a part of the investigation for a year.  And as bad as an affair may be, it is a hilarious double standard when Stormy is the next Fark tweet  down.
 
2018-07-12 02:24:46 AM  
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2018-07-12 02:26:44 AM  
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2018-07-12 02:26:58 AM  
send layers, gubs, and monny.
 
2018-07-12 02:27:28 AM  

Pinnacle Point: DOTARD


Dude!  You may not respect the man, but you should still show some minimum of respect for the position.
So, that's "DOTARD IN CHIEF!"
 
2018-07-12 02:28:40 AM  

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Maybe he's saying she's part ogre?


Dang it. I was just about to post the gif.
/shakes tiny fist.
 
2018-07-12 02:30:55 AM  
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2018-07-12 02:31:03 AM  

fifthofzen: [img.fark.net image 586x400]
Maybe he's saying she's part ogre?


Asking "Do you have some ogre in you? / Do you want some?" is Trump's pick-up line.
 
2018-07-12 02:32:23 AM  
Holy crap, he's on to something. Really shocking stuff.

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2018-07-12 02:33:10 AM  
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2018-07-12 02:33:44 AM  
Does Trump like pretzels?
 
2018-07-12 02:34:11 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Coast to Coast AM is taking calls about Russia right now.

West US 1 800 618 8255
East US 1 800 825 5033
1st Time Caller 1 818 501 4721
Wild Card Line 1 818 501 4109
Text 1 818 298 6521

Coast to Coast AM helped launch Alex Jones around 2012. They're crazy.


They used to be entertaining back when Art Bell ran the show.  My mental image of him is with his hand in front of his mouth trying to hide a smirk, with an eyebrow raised and a jolly twinkle in his eye, saying "Go on..."

But then he retired and that George Noory nut took over.  He's a True Believer™.  The difference between the two was that Bell always seemed to run the show with a nod and a wink while Noory is dead serious.

And Alex Jones has been around since the mid-90s at least.  I had the displeasure to have a high school friend who became an Alex Jones nut.  He would literally not shut up about alien conspiracies and the skull and crossbones club.
 
2018-07-12 02:35:00 AM  
Atrocious spelling aside, is he saying this is a good thing or a bad thing?
 
2018-07-12 02:36:55 AM  
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2018-07-12 02:37:20 AM  

NeoCortex42: ArkPanda: Eventually these tweets will be collected and compiled into a book. It will be one of the important histories of our time. I suggest getting the hardcover version which will be much more satisfying when you hit a Republican voter in the head with it.

They better print the original tweets and not the corrected versions. I still can't believe he gets away with deleting official statements like he does.


Nah, he's not off free.  Congress told him to fix his shiat, like, more than a year ago. So, supposedly, this is already covered.  Tweets are supposedly are automatically copied straight to archives to comply with record-keeping laws.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/​d​onald-trump-tweets-archived_us_58c1a8d​3e4b0d1078ca51126
Oh, wait, per article that was Barry that had automatic archiving set up.  Nope, no idea if they're even pretending to comply with the law on this one at the moment.
 
2018-07-12 02:40:47 AM  
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2018-07-12 02:42:47 AM  
One of my local stations made this exact same error. Unfortunately, I don't recall which one. I think it was the Scripps one. No joke.
 
2018-07-12 02:43:11 AM  
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