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(I Heart Radio)   Florida man with no arms arrested for stabbing a tourist. Mother of God, they're evolving   ( wsrz.iheart.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Miami, 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw, Crime, 22-year-old Cesar Coronado, Miami Beach police, The Miami Herald, lengthy arrest record, El Nuevo Herald  
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4022 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2018 at 9:15 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-07-11 07:39:34 PM  
When arms are banned, they'll just use a knife.
 
2018-07-11 09:19:04 PM  
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2018-07-11 09:19:39 PM  
Did they 'cuff him after the arrest?
 
2018-07-11 09:22:02 PM  
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2018-07-11 09:22:44 PM  
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2018-07-11 09:23:52 PM  
At least he wasn't rolling in the mud with a knife in his teeth a la Freaks.
 
2018-07-11 09:29:40 PM  
You know, if people would just just farking with him...  He showed that cop back in '14 and now this punk.

He's the artist but if you fark with him, *you'll* be the Van Gogh!
 
2018-07-11 09:30:19 PM  
*stop farking with him
 
2018-07-11 09:31:28 PM  
Everybody thought he was 'armless.
 
2018-07-11 09:32:48 PM  
Unarmed and dangerous.
 
2018-07-11 09:33:36 PM  
Ok if that other dude actually punched him in the head, I say a retaliatory feet-scissors attack is more than fair game.
 
2018-07-11 09:35:01 PM  

Egalitarian: At least he wasn't rolling in the mud with a knife in his teeth a la Freaks.


Why?  What's wrong with that?
 
2018-07-11 09:36:14 PM  
Was it this guy?

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2018-07-11 09:41:35 PM  
How do you stab someone if you're un-armed?
 
2018-07-11 09:45:03 PM  
Wow, Sylvester Stallone has sure gone down hill.
 
2018-07-11 09:45:20 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: How do you stab someone if you're un-armed?


With scissors, duh.
 
2018-07-11 09:45:58 PM  
Just looking at this guy, there is one hell of a long back story on him...


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That will never not make me laugh.
 
2018-07-11 09:47:38 PM  

cepson: Was it this guy?

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Or this guy?

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2018-07-11 09:49:34 PM  
One of his drawings in progress. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

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2018-07-11 09:50:59 PM  
You got to hand it to the guy. That's hard to do.
 
2018-07-11 09:51:45 PM  

seelorq: One of his drawings in progress. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

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fark that, it will ONLY smell of homeless feet if your lucky.
 
2018-07-11 09:51:48 PM  

seelorq: One of his drawings in progress. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

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Does he charge by the foot?
 
2018-07-11 09:54:28 PM  
If you can't be handsome, be handy. If you can't be handy, stab a motherfarker with scissors.
 
2018-07-11 09:54:50 PM  
Crenshaw grabbed a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed him twice before running away.

Armless man running with scissors?
Is that more, or less safe than regular running with scissors?
 
2018-07-11 09:57:28 PM  

farkingismybusiness: seelorq: One of his drawings in progress. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

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Does he charge by the foot?


Only if he thinks you're a heel.
 
2018-07-11 09:58:02 PM  
Send transmission through the No Armed Scissor. Get away. Get away.
 
2018-07-11 10:04:13 PM  
(Say the following in a British accent)
"Don' worry, Mate. 'E's armless!!"
 
2018-07-11 10:04:31 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: How do you stab someone if you're un-armed?


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2018-07-11 10:04:57 PM  

big pig peaches: [img.fark.net image 207x207]


The "jazz hands" at the end really sells it.
 
2018-07-11 10:19:38 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: How do you stab someone if you're un-armed?


Some people simply do not know defeat
 
2018-07-11 10:20:02 PM  
Amateur.  Lon Chaney could shoot the clothes off women with his feet.

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(The Unknown is tied with UHF as my favorite movie.  The scene where he lights and smokes a cigarette is gold and the plot makes Game of Thrones look cheerful and bright.)
 
2018-07-11 10:26:22 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Send transmission through the No Armed Scissor. Get away. Get away.


Great song on an amazing farking album.

I was in Saudi Arabia when I got it and listening to it even 18 years later makes me feel the desert.
 
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2018-07-11 10:35:46 PM  
Clearly he was not successful in armed robbery.
 
2018-07-11 10:55:01 PM  

Jclark666: Amateur.  Lon Chaney could shoot the clothes off women with his feet.

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(The Unknown is tied with UHF as my favorite movie.  The scene where he lights and smokes a cigarette is gold and the plot makes Game of Thrones look cheerful and bright.)


That's not a woman, that's Klinger.
 
2018-07-11 10:59:19 PM  
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2018-07-11 11:00:54 PM  
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2018-07-11 11:02:15 PM  

farkingismybusiness: You got to hand it to the guy. That's hard to do.


He can achieve great feats without hands...
 
2018-07-11 11:04:30 PM  

bearded clamorer: Crenshaw grabbed a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed him twice before running away.

Armless man running with scissors?
Is that more, or less safe than regular running with scissors?


He could cut a rug in his days..
 
2018-07-11 11:06:51 PM  

omg bbq: farkingismybusiness: seelorq: One of his drawings in progress. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

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Does he charge by the foot?

Only if he thinks you're a heel.


Almost died one time... toemain poisoning..  good footnote ?
 
2018-07-11 11:16:30 PM  
There was a guy a few years ago (Yes, here in Florida) that kept getting busted for driving without a license. The guy didn't have any arms (lost both arms in a high voltage accident). He had a Corvette and he'd steer with one foot. He was in the news a lot. The judge finally had enough and I believe the guy agreed to sell the car to avoid a long sentence.
 
2018-07-11 11:38:25 PM  
Can he do martial arts? He can do scissors kicks

Tkd Scissor kick
Youtube KJQaHvahIdg
 
2018-07-11 11:50:03 PM  

seelorq: One of his drawings in progress. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

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shiat, I have some PeeChee folders from 8th grade that you'd love.
 
2018-07-12 12:18:05 AM  

WordsnCollision: Sin_City_Superhero: How do you stab someone if you're un-armed?
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2018-07-12 12:38:49 AM  
I've seen people develop some amazing dexterity with their toes/feet/legs after having lost or been born without arms. He's learned to compensate, we all do it to some extent with some having a bigger challenge.
 
2018-07-12 12:39:51 AM  

Ivo Shandor: WordsnCollision: Sin_City_Superhero: How do you stab someone if you're un-armed?
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I think a birds "arms" are its "wings", so that bird may be un-armed, but not un-winged, making your whole theory redundant and nonsensical.
 
2018-07-12 12:45:38 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [Crow with knife]

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FIGHT!!

 
2018-07-12 12:47:07 AM  

almejita: I think a birds "arms" are its "wings", so that bird may be un-armed, but not un-winged, making your whole theory redundant and nonsensical.


Arms and wings are quite different.
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2018-07-12 12:59:22 AM  

Ivo Shandor: almejita: I think a birds "arms" are its "wings", so that bird may be un-armed, but not un-winged, making your whole theory redundant and nonsensical.

Arms and wings are quite different.
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Damn that bird need to do a little leg work huh?
 
2018-07-12 01:20:35 AM  
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2018-07-12 02:36:23 AM  
Cop: OK buddy... Hands in thre air and spread 'em.
 
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