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(NBC New York)   Former reality star turned prostitute steals debit cards from a client after he ODs (or at least that's the government's version of events)   ( nbcnewyork.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Clermont, debit card information, Bad Girls Club, Reality television, fake email account, Fraud, wire fraud, Identity theft  
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9515 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2018 at 11:27 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-07-11 09:47:54 PM  
When life hands you lemons, don't turn them into Shannade.  Just let them go.
 
2018-07-11 11:30:44 PM  
Are we sure this is not a new season of Bad Girls Club?
 
2018-07-11 11:30:48 PM  
He?
 
2018-07-11 11:33:13 PM  
Reality star is pretty much synonymous with prostitute these days.
 
2018-07-11 11:33:37 PM  
isn't every reality person a whore
 
2018-07-11 11:34:07 PM  
I haven't clicked on the article.  I assuming Putin just died and Trump stole his credit cards?
 
2018-07-11 11:36:17 PM  
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2018-07-11 11:36:56 PM  
Eventually they're going to start identifying people as "Never been a reality TV 'star'. Not even on one of those fifth tier shows that you flip through without even realizing that they're reality TV,"
 
2018-07-11 11:47:14 PM  
But did she quit reality TV because she felt objectified by men?
 
2018-07-11 11:50:20 PM  
"Reality star" is an oxymoron.

/she's just a regular moron
 
2018-07-11 11:51:15 PM  

Catlenfell: Reality star is pretty much synonymous with prostitute these days.


And POTUS
Oh wait....
 
2018-07-12 12:10:05 AM  

morg: Eventually they're going to start identifying people as "Never been a reality TV 'star'. Not even on one of those fifth tier shows that you flip through without even realizing that they're reality TV,"


I got interviewed once for a nightly news show doing an 'on the street survey' and I was in the background on a couple other shots.  I'm FAMOUS!
 
2018-07-12 12:13:29 AM  
I dont know what any of this is
 
2018-07-12 12:18:59 AM  
So... If one were to theoretically want to drain a newly deceased body's accountants, should you surround them with garbage bags full of warm water for a few hours to throw off the forensics team?

Asking for a friend.

/s
 
2018-07-12 12:21:05 AM  
She stole from the stiff stiff who stiffed her?
 
2018-07-12 12:26:45 AM  
So affulenza defense?
 
2018-07-12 12:37:48 AM  
C'mon guys, who hasn't seen a dead body and thought, "Ya know, I bet no one will even notice that money is being removed from his account even though he's dead"?  Shoot, happens 3 - 4 times a week to me.
 
2018-07-12 12:39:39 AM  

Mister Buttons: So... If one were to theoretically want to drain a newly deceased body's accountants, should you surround them with garbage bags full of warm water for a few hours to throw off the forensics team?

Asking for a friend.

/s


Pretty sure that's not how Iceman got his nickname.

/my guess is you'll need a lot of hot water to raise the core temperature
 
2018-07-12 12:47:45 AM  
Can we stop calling these people 'stars'? It's like the people who did two porn scenes at twenty then went off the map
 
2018-07-12 12:51:39 AM  
TURNED?!? Ha hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Every single person to be on a 'reality TV show' is prostituting themselves if not their self-respect*.

Is it just me but do you hear Aretha Franklin singing every time you spell 'respect'?
 
2018-07-12 02:05:06 AM  
Who?
What?
Where?

At least the last many POTUS had a dick.
 
2018-07-12 02:28:20 AM  

berylman: Can we stop calling these people 'stars'? It's like the people who did two porn scenes at twenty then went off the map


well, star is a better word than celebrity which linguistically means the person is being celebrated. Theatrically "star" means a major role in a production as opposed to the background supporting cast, though reality shows and porn seem to have evolved to have no supporting casts.

Maybe a better term might be public figure which can also apply to crime bosses and mass murders.

I just checked and found that Honey Boo Boo is still a current public figure at 12 years old.
https://people.com/tv/honey-boo-boo-m​a​ma-june-reveals-weight-gain/
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_​f​igure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebri​t​y
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leading​_​actor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extra_(​a​cting)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_s​t​ar
 
2018-07-12 03:32:41 AM  

HairBolus: porn seem to have evolved to have no supporting casts


We fluffers - no respect.

/Look, it's simple - if I didn't do it someone else would
//Admittedly, they might want to be paid for it
 
2018-07-12 03:41:42 AM  
When I die, the hooker can keep the cards and cash.  I won't need them.
 
2018-07-12 04:18:12 AM  

A Fark Handle: When I die, the hooker can keep the cards and cash.  I won't need them.


What the hell Jimmy!  What the hell!  I don't want your credit cards Jimmy!  What the hell!
 
2018-07-12 05:05:15 AM  

IncessantHooting: Catlenfell: Reality star is pretty much synonymous with prostitute these days.

And POTUS
Oh wait....


She lost, remember?
 
2018-07-12 05:07:09 AM  
Wait, prostitutes steal from people?
 
2018-07-12 05:51:53 AM  
Article needs more use of the phrase "prostitution date."
 
2018-07-12 06:19:39 AM  

Smashed Hat: Wait, prostitutes steal from people?

Never trust someone who will screw you for money, because they just might screw you for money.
 
2018-07-12 08:01:04 AM  
Sigh Can we please stop referring to these no-marks as reality TV stars? - (they're not stars by any stretch of the imagination) and use their proper title 'Reality TV desperate fame hungry talentless gobshiates. Ok yeah yeah IK it's not as punchy, but it's a lot more accurate.
 
2018-07-12 09:26:19 AM  
Former reality star turned prostitute

Ladies and gentlemen, the most redundant statement ever made on FARK!
 
2018-07-12 05:17:35 PM  
why would anyone expect any different ??
 
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