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2018-07-11 05:58:48 PM  
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2018-07-11 06:22:23 PM  
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+1 headline, well done Subby
 
2018-07-11 06:31:37 PM  
...oh my my...
 
2018-07-11 06:53:06 PM  
Was it the Good Humor man?

GOOD HUMOR ICE CREAM FROM 1996
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2018-07-11 06:59:09 PM  
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We only want the ice cream, man.  We've got some crazy munchies.
 
2018-07-11 06:59:11 PM  
All flavors, and push-ups too..
 
TWX
2018-07-11 07:01:13 PM  
Let's see... whom does the vehicle-registration information match?

Does the accused person for whom it doesn't match have a vehicle in his personal control at the scene?

If so, is the person for whom it matches at the scene?

It really is amazing how quickly someone can go from being a free man to fundamentally changing one's life for the worse.
 
2018-07-11 07:04:00 PM  
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2018-07-11 07:05:46 PM  
Okay, I feel bad for the guy but Subby's headline made me LOL.
 
2018-07-11 07:13:18 PM  
"Here, I caught the driver of that car for you," the suspect told police, according to Bertagna.
Police rejected the suspect's claims and then Brighn allegedly began trying to fight officers, according to Bertagna. Officers ultimately used a stun gun to subdue the man and take him into custody.


Cops: That car is registered to you, sir

Dipshiat: I'll kill you all!
 
2018-07-11 07:19:02 PM  
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2018-07-11 07:19:51 PM  
I'm your ice cream man,
Hit me as you're passing by
 
2018-07-11 07:20:25 PM  
Van Halen - Ice Cream Man (Live in Brazil, Hide Your Sheep Tour, 1983)
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2018-07-11 07:37:47 PM  

TWX: Let's see... whom does the vehicle-registration information match?

Does the accused person for whom it doesn't match have a vehicle in his personal control at the scene?

If so, is the person for whom it matches at the scene?

It really is amazing how quickly someone can go from being a free man to fundamentally changing one's life for the worse.


Yeah, but, I wasn't driving. The (ethnic minority of your choice) who was hitchhiking was.
 
2018-07-11 07:38:13 PM  
Sloppy Seconds - Ice cream man
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2018-07-11 07:43:19 PM  
Life can be a rocky road... enlightenment is never a sure bet...

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2018-07-11 07:46:07 PM  
After putting up with several years of the same bastard ice cream truck sauntering up and down your domicile's street, and several times daily, your GIS history will inevitability house multiple searches of "where to buy m18 claymore"

This, i promise.
 
2018-07-11 07:49:34 PM  
Maybe one of his flavors didn't satisfy?
 
2018-07-11 07:51:05 PM  
I'm not sure what parts of the story to believe since it mentions a bicyclist who was waiting at a stop light at the intersection.
 
2018-07-11 08:38:51 PM  
Was it the Dentist?
 
2018-07-11 08:47:13 PM  

mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1062]


Dude looks like Captain Obvious.
 
2018-07-11 09:03:51 PM  

arcgear: After putting up with several years of the same bastard ice cream truck sauntering up and down your domicile's street, and several times daily, your GIS history will inevitability house multiple searches of "where to buy m18 claymore"

This, i promise.


I just realized our ice cream truck that blasts Turkey in the Straw hasn't been around the last couple of summers.  Guess the independent frozen dairy treat sales aren't what they used to be.

Our favorite ice cream truck delivers to our door.  Schwan's.
 
2018-07-11 09:19:16 PM  
Modern Lovers 'Live' (1977) 4. Ice Cream Man
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2018-07-11 09:27:43 PM  
Comfort and Joy - Meeting Mr. Bunny
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from my favorite Christmas movie
 
2018-07-11 10:26:38 PM  

SBinRR: arcgear: After putting up with several years of the same bastard ice cream truck sauntering up and down your domicile's street, and several times daily, your GIS history will inevitability house multiple searches of "where to buy m18 claymore"

This, i promise.

I just realized our ice cream truck that blasts Turkey in the Straw hasn't been around the last couple of summers.  Guess the independent frozen dairy treat sales aren't what they used to be.

Our favorite ice cream truck delivers to our door.  Schwan's.


I remember that vendor.  When i was younger, that refrigerated truck would show up and we used to get a few things off it.  Particularly those cookie ice cream sandwiches.

But just for adolescent giggles, Schwanz is German slang (click) for a certain part in unfortunate coincidence.  Keep it in mind next time you go gobbling down their offerings 😁

/sorry, i couldn't resist
 
2018-07-11 11:56:09 PM  
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2018-07-12 05:00:43 PM  
FTA:

...Brihn exited the Nissan and ran into a nearby ice cream distribution company, where he grabbed Ignacio Morales, an employee from the business...

Not to be pendantic, but working at the distributor does not make you an ice cream man!!

/ I should know
// Gotta have a truck, or a pushcart
/// or, a Motorcycle?
 
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