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(The Sun)   Unforeseen consequences of the heat wave: Stores put up signs saying they won't accept "sweaty boob money" that was tucked inside shoppers' bras. In related news, Sweaty Boob Money is a terrific Motley Crue tribute band name (possible nsfw content on page)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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4 days ago  
48 votes:
So ass pennies are still acceptable?  I'm asking for a friend.
5 days ago  
36 votes:
I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.
4 days ago  
35 votes:

gunther_bumpass: dstanley: GrailOfThunder: inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me

Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.

There was a book written about this sort of thing, I believe.

A Sale from Two Titties?


It was the breast of times.
4 days ago  
32 votes:

dstanley: GrailOfThunder: inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me

Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.

There was a book written about this sort of thing, I believe.


A Sale from Two Titties?
4 days ago  
28 votes:
Ok, uncool story bro. In the early to mid 80's I worked at a store where people would buy items on in-store credit, and come to the store to make their payments. One very hot, Texas summer day, a lady came in who had ridden the bus, and I guess the bus ac was out or something. Anyway, she came up to the counter, reached into her shirt, and pulled out this damp, limp wad of cash. She then proceeds to exclaim "Whooeee, this money sure does stink. I can't believe it came out of my own bosom" She then tossed it on the counter. I don't remember who took that payment, but it wasn't me.
4 days ago  
26 votes:
I will accept sweaty boob money, but you have to let me put the change back myself.
4 days ago  
23 votes:

Promo Sapien: I roll each of my five dollar bills up tight enough to slide into my urethra.


well, that's one way to piss away your money.
4 days ago  
20 votes:

The Lurker at Your Threshold: [img.fark.net image 479x626]
Are we not reasonable men?

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Do we not value a perfectly legal business transaction?

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Let us not be so hasty.


What you hope it is, vs reality.

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4 days ago  
20 votes:
I put my twenties in my prison wallet.
4 days ago  
18 votes:
Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?
4 days ago  
13 votes:
I accept sweaty boob money. I also accept sweaty boobs if you don't have any money.
4 days ago  
13 votes:
I roll each of my five dollar bills up tight enough to slide into my urethra.
4 days ago  
12 votes:
I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?
4 days ago  
11 votes:
Interesting how many stock photos there are of this.
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Very interesting.

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4 days ago  
10 votes:

The Lurker at Your Threshold: I would argue that there are viable exceptions.

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Pretty girls get musty too..
Emmanuel & Phillip Hudson- Pretty Girls Get Musty (Dj Southanbred)
Youtube TLJq4vquHQY
4 days ago  
10 votes:

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?


Every time I swipe my card it's like "no you gotta use the chip slot" and every time I use the slot, it's like "no, we haven't upgraded yet, you gotta swipe".
4 days ago  
10 votes:

happydude45: Ok, uncool story bro. In the early to mid 80's I worked at a store where people would buy items on in-store credit, and come to the store to make their payments. One very hot, Texas summer day, a lady came in who had ridden the bus, and I guess the bus ac was out or something. Anyway, she came up to the counter, reached into her shirt, and pulled out this damp, limp wad of cash. She then proceeds to exclaim "Whooeee, this money sure does stink. I can't believe it came out of my own bosom" She then tossed it on the counter. I don't remember who took that payment, but it wasn't me.


Dude... working in the ghetto in the summer was always awful. Some of these women had chest hair for gods sake, and it would in fact get on the cash. I never forced a cashier to take that crap, and there would always be a fight. I would make my point by taking it with gloves on and immediately give the cashier a receipt so I could take it to a deli sink and bleach the (possibly literal) shiat out of it. Crap like that was first to get sent back to the bank in a deposit as I hated having it in the safe or tills. Even the "pet food people"'s money didn't reek as bad as the near-armpit, boobsweat soaked paper. And the food stamps? Don't even get me started. Didn't matter what the skin tone was, bra money was NEVER sexy or healthy. Ugh.
4 days ago  
9 votes:

Oakenraven: I have a very well-endowed (and cleanly!) friend who tucks her phone in her bra all the time, and consults The Third Boob of Knowledge regularly.  You should see her face when she forgets she put it on vibrator mode and she gets a call!  Wee bit ticklish, that one is....


"forgets"
4 days ago  
9 votes:
For any ladies out there in need, I will offer my services for the remainder of the summer. From 9 am - 9 pm, I will follow you around as you go about your busy day. Once every 15 minutes, or as needed, I will personally dry your sweaty boobs off for you. This will keep your cash dry, crisp, and ready to spend at your leisure.
4 days ago  
9 votes:

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?


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"Can I get stamps too?"
4 days ago  
8 votes:
Accept it and just launder it
4 days ago  
7 votes:

SiriusClown: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?

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"Can I get stamps too?"


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4 days ago  
7 votes:

acouvis: doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.

Compared to sweaty underwear money it's perfectly fine.

Ball sweat is worse than boob sweat any day.


There's a cafe in my town that's a favorite place for distance road cyclists to stop. They have a sign up that they don't accept spandex dollars.
4 days ago  
7 votes:
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4 days ago  
7 votes:
img.fark.netView Full Size

Are we not reasonable men?

img.fark.netView Full Size

Do we not value a perfectly legal business transaction?

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Let us not be so hasty.
4 days ago  
7 votes:

Promo Sapien: I roll each of my five dollar bills up tight enough to slide into my urethra.


Where do you keep your coins....you know what, forget I asked.
4 days ago  
6 votes:
I worked at a Hardee's right outside Hersheypark the first year I was married, and oh dear gawd the sock sweat money from people hopping the fence to get "cheaper" food!  And of course the cheapskate manager forced us to take it.  Many was the time we forced him to take over a till so he could peel the bills apart himself.

The money that was boobified (is that a word?  well, I'm going with it) was usually in the pool, and the chlorine added to the boob sweat was...pungent.  No, there wasn't enough chlorine to clean the cash.  I'm pretty sure there wasn't enough chlorine in the state to clean the cash.

Ugh, the awful memories....thank goodness that blasted place was shut, torn down, the ruins stomped on, burned and buried, and now there's a Rite Aid there to take the curse off (nope didn't work at all)
4 days ago  
6 votes:
Hööker Füll of Cöcaine is a Mötley Crüe cover band.
4 days ago  
6 votes:
Oh the huge mammaries!
I would accept any form of payment.

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4 days ago  
6 votes:

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?


Possibly.  I assume they could shove a phone up their ass with the card reader attachment sticking out.  That actually might be a pull for some to get more business...hmmm.  Now I have to create a stripper phone attachment for Square.
4 days ago  
6 votes:

doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.


Say provenance and you can double your money.
4 days ago  
5 votes:
Sweaty Boob Money, the blues guitarist?
I saw him live on stage at The Lemon Tub with Shocker Taintstank and The Hershey Highwaymen. Great show.
4 days ago  
5 votes:
Let's check the snatch bank.
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4 days ago  
5 votes:

itcamefromschenectady: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?

Every time I swipe my card it's like "no you gotta use the chip slot" and every time I use the slot, it's like "no, we haven't upgraded yet, you gotta swipe".


I love freaking out cashiers with my Galaxy S8+.  It doesn't just have the capability to transmit via NFC (Android Pay/Apple Pay), but it will also transmit the magnetic stripe information to any standard credit card reader (like those at Walmart that doesn't support NFC).

They tell me all the time, "Oh, that won't work, we don't support Android Pay".. *BEEP*.. Holy shiat, how'd you do that? "Magic".. <walks away>
4 days ago  
5 votes:

Devolving_Spud: So ass pennies are still acceptable?  I'm asking for a friend.


Depends on how brown they are.
4 days ago  
4 votes:

doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.


Compared to sweaty underwear money it's perfectly fine.

Ball sweat is worse than boob sweat any day.
4 days ago  
4 votes:
I would argue that there are viable exceptions.

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4 days ago  
3 votes:

Katwang: Oh the huge mammaries!
I would accept any form of payment.

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4 days ago  
3 votes:

The Lurker at Your Threshold: I would argue that there are viable exceptions.

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I would certainly not accept SBM from her.   I would however entertain some sort of simple barter system in lieu of cash.

/IYKWIMAITYD
4 days ago  
3 votes:
At a past retail job, a man tried to pay with a handful of quarters covered in fresh blood from a large cut on his hand.

He was irritated and confused as to why I wouldn't take it and just wash it off.
4 days ago  
3 votes:

FirstDennis: Interesting how many stock photos there are of this.
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Very interesting.

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Thanks for coming back from your exhaustive research to post one for us.
4 days ago  
3 votes:

olrasputin: Phones, on the other hand, are seen as a necessity by many women, usually just for safety's sake. I guarantee you the majority of women you see walking/jogging in your neighborhood have their phone tucked in their sports bra.


I have a very well-endowed (and cleanly!) friend who tucks her phone in her bra all the time, and consults The Third Boob of Knowledge regularly.  You should see her face when she forgets she put it on vibrator mode and she gets a call!  Wee bit ticklish, that one is....
4 days ago  
3 votes:
Always makes me giggle. Possible NSFW armed vertical video alert.
https://youtu.be/LYJskKwUqJk
4 days ago  
3 votes:
Sweat Boob Money sounds more like an Iggy Pop cover band to me.
4 days ago  
3 votes:
My ex husband was always so embarrassed to give cashiers his sweaty ass money. He should've used a ziplock bag. He's a big swampy guy.
4 days ago  
3 votes:
Is Schweddy Balls money still ok????
4 days ago  
3 votes:

wax_on: Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?


When I was there in the 90's you could still get used panties from a vending machine.  I was pretty dumb and actually asked why.  (somehow the idea of an underwear vending machine wasn't a clue...)
4 days ago  
2 votes:
OkieDookie:
What you hope it is, vs reality.

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OK, who's been taking pictures of me at the gym?
4 days ago  
2 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.

I only accept it if it has some congealed cottage cheese like build up up on it.


I've been there. Large sweaty female relatives burying my face in their sweaty bosums when your a helpless child. The nightmares! The horrors! The fantasies and kinks! :)
4 days ago  
2 votes:
Pretty in stink...

Nice.
4 days ago  
2 votes:

bronyaur1: Using your bra as a pocket for money or your phone is one of the more reliable signs that you are a lowlife.


Eh, it depends on the circumstances. A lot of this bra storage stuff wouldn't be happening if women's pants had actual pockets. Seriously--if you want to be a multi-millionaire, start up a clothing line that does women's jeans and slacks with real goddamn pockets.

Habitually using your bra for cash everywhere you go? Yeah, that's pretty trashy. Using it to go grab takeout on a lazy Sunday night? Meh.

Phones, on the other hand, are seen as a necessity by many women, usually just for safety's sake. I guarantee you the majority of women you see walking/jogging in your neighborhood have their phone tucked in their sports bra. Again, lack of pockets is the culprit. Although in this case, I'm firmly against redesigning yoga pants--let's not ruin a good thing.
4 days ago  
2 votes:

sunderland56: So strippers can collect tons of cash every night, but can't spend it anywhere??


Obviously it needs to be laundered first.
4 days ago  
2 votes:

AbuHashish: Pretty girls get musty too.


Not according to them, they don't.
4 days ago  
2 votes:

GrailOfThunder: inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me

Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.


There was a book written about this sort of thing, I believe.
4 days ago  
2 votes:

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?


You'd think that would be a thing by now. She could wear an NFC reader as a garter belt. Patrons could wave a prepaid card of credits at the stripper.
4 days ago  
2 votes:
Using your bra as a pocket for money or your phone is one of the more reliable signs that you are a lowlife.
4 days ago  
2 votes:

wax_on: Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?


Not anymore (legally) but there's a GIF for it from there anyway (maybe NSFW?)
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/91351​3​-anime-manga
5 days ago  
2 votes:
I worked in a convenience store for a while after high school, back in the early 80s when almost everything was paid with cash. I got sweaty boob/pocket/sock money all the time.

There was one guy who came in almost everyday; he worked with a roofing company. He kept his wallet in his back pocket, but in a sandwich bag. His money was generally very warm, but dry. I thanked him occasionally for his thoughtfulness.
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Also screw you GIS - you inglorious troll - three different searches
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4 days ago  
1 vote:
GIS 'Money in Bra' - Apparently also more of an issue in the UK? Note the notes...

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// Depiction of a big sweaty boob spenda'
4 days ago  
1 vote:
SNL NPR Delicious Goodies
Youtube xGMxoIL5RGM
4 days ago  
1 vote:

Promo Sapien: I roll each of my five dollar bills up tight enough to slide into my urethra.


Wouldn't Franklins be more appropriate?
4 days ago  
1 vote:

icam: At a past retail job, a man tried to pay with a handful of quarters covered in fresh blood from a large cut on his hand.

He was irritated and confused as to why I wouldn't take it and just wash it off.


Fark needs an "Ew" button. So sorry that happened to you.
4 days ago  
1 vote:
oh come on. i know cashiers who lick their fingers before handing me my paper money in change every farking time they make change. god i hate card game players who lick their fingers every time before drawing cards
4 days ago  
1 vote:
I'll only accept sweaty boob money if I get to reach for it myself.
4 days ago  
1 vote:
I love this site but damn...Y'all gross
4 days ago  
1 vote:

bewareofchickens: Always makes me giggle. Possible NSFW armed vertical video alert.
https://youtu.be/LYJskKwUqJk


She has a fantastic formal speaking voice.
4 days ago  
1 vote:

itcamefromschenectady: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?

Every time I swipe my card it's like "no you gotta use the chip slot" and every time I use the slot, it's like "no, we haven't upgraded yet, you gotta swipe".


That's a feature, not a bug...
4 days ago  
1 vote:

inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me


Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.
4 days ago  
1 vote:
I will still accept sweaty boob money and from ladies the ole prison purse but not the prison wallet from the guys. Sorry even I have a line.
4 days ago  
1 vote:

doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.


I only accept it if it has some congealed cottage cheese like build up up on it.
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Monkey Boobie Man money
 
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