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(The Sun)   Unforeseen consequences of the heat wave: Stores put up signs saying they won't accept "sweaty boob money" that was tucked inside shoppers' bras. In related news, Sweaty Boob Money is a terrific Motley Crue tribute band name (possible nsfw content on page)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2018-07-11 04:33:33 PM  
36 votes:
I worked in a convenience store for a while after high school, back in the early 80s when almost everything was paid with cash. I got sweaty boob/pocket/sock money all the time.

There was one guy who came in almost everyday; he worked with a roofing company. He kept his wallet in his back pocket, but in a sandwich bag. His money was generally very warm, but dry. I thanked him occasionally for his thoughtfulness.
2018-07-11 05:47:51 PM  
15 votes:

The Lurker at Your Threshold: [img.fark.net image 479x626]
Are we not reasonable men?

[img.fark.net image 750x937]
Do we not value a perfectly legal business transaction?

[img.fark.net image 720x894]
Let us not be so hasty.


What you hope it is, vs reality.

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2018-07-11 05:38:09 PM  
15 votes:
Using your bra as a pocket for money or your phone is one of the more reliable signs that you are a lowlife.
2018-07-11 05:42:40 PM  
14 votes:
I work at a Costco.

We get titsweat, socksweat money and cards all. the. farking. time.

Its farking nasty, and anyone who does that is a terrible farking person. If you do that, all I have to say is fark you.
2018-07-11 05:33:23 PM  
13 votes:
I would argue that there are viable exceptions.

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2018-07-11 06:46:31 PM  
12 votes:

bronyaur1: Using your bra as a pocket for money or your phone is one of the more reliable signs that you are a lowlife.


Eh, it depends on the circumstances. A lot of this bra storage stuff wouldn't be happening if women's pants had actual pockets. Seriously--if you want to be a multi-millionaire, start up a clothing line that does women's jeans and slacks with real goddamn pockets.

Habitually using your bra for cash everywhere you go? Yeah, that's pretty trashy. Using it to go grab takeout on a lazy Sunday night? Meh.

Phones, on the other hand, are seen as a necessity by many women, usually just for safety's sake. I guarantee you the majority of women you see walking/jogging in your neighborhood have their phone tucked in their sports bra. Again, lack of pockets is the culprit. Although in this case, I'm firmly against redesigning yoga pants--let's not ruin a good thing.
2018-07-11 05:45:11 PM  
9 votes:
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Are we not reasonable men?

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Do we not value a perfectly legal business transaction?

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Let us not be so hasty.
2018-07-11 05:37:06 PM  
9 votes:
Oh the huge mammaries!
I would accept any form of payment.

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2018-07-11 04:07:25 PM  
9 votes:
I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.
2018-07-11 05:08:37 PM  
8 votes:

doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.


Say provenance and you can double your money.
2018-07-11 05:06:40 PM  
8 votes:
So, like every other year?
2018-07-11 06:15:42 PM  
7 votes:

gunther_bumpass: dstanley: GrailOfThunder: inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me

Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.

There was a book written about this sort of thing, I believe.

A Sale from Two Titties?


It was the breast of times.
2018-07-11 05:37:21 PM  
7 votes:

itcamefromschenectady: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?

Every time I swipe my card it's like "no you gotta use the chip slot" and every time I use the slot, it's like "no, we haven't upgraded yet, you gotta swipe".


I love freaking out cashiers with my Galaxy S8+.  It doesn't just have the capability to transmit via NFC (Android Pay/Apple Pay), but it will also transmit the magnetic stripe information to any standard credit card reader (like those at Walmart that doesn't support NFC).

They tell me all the time, "Oh, that won't work, we don't support Android Pay".. *BEEP*.. Holy shiat, how'd you do that? "Magic".. <walks away>
2018-07-11 07:46:28 PM  
5 votes:
I'll only accept sweaty boob money if I get to reach for it myself.
2018-07-11 05:30:34 PM  
5 votes:

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?


Every time I swipe my card it's like "no you gotta use the chip slot" and every time I use the slot, it's like "no, we haven't upgraded yet, you gotta swipe".
2018-07-11 05:25:06 PM  
5 votes:
I will accept sweaty boob money, but you have to let me put the change back myself.
2018-07-11 06:53:32 PM  
4 votes:
I've seen yoga pants designed with a phone-sized mesh pocket.
2018-07-11 06:32:09 PM  
4 votes:

Feel_the_velvet: Accept it and just launder it


That's the great advantage with polymer notes...
2018-07-11 06:28:42 PM  
4 votes:

doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.


Compared to sweaty underwear money it's perfectly fine.

Ball sweat is worse than boob sweat any day.
2018-07-11 06:08:36 PM  
4 votes:

dstanley: GrailOfThunder: inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me

Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.

There was a book written about this sort of thing, I believe.


A Sale from Two Titties?
2018-07-11 05:36:50 PM  
4 votes:
I carry cash on a money clip in my pants pockets. When it gets hot those bills get damp even if they weren't up against my skin.
2018-07-11 07:19:59 PM  
3 votes:
I love this site but damn...Y'all gross
2018-07-11 06:38:52 PM  
3 votes:

wax_on: Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?


Believe it or not: there are vending machines that take your paper cash, wash it, dry it, iron it, and return it to you.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archiv​e​/politics/1994/11/17/in-japan-atms-cle​an-up/d9c92d3f-e225-408a-8cac-b6a5d26f​7d64/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.eecdcf7c​a0c0
2018-07-12 01:27:46 AM  
2 votes:

danceswithcrows: I think it's more that people fetishize money, and people fetishize boobs, so there are a bunch of people who fetishize both.


Lots of people fetishize anal. Doesn't make it a good storage place for cash.
2018-07-11 08:48:28 PM  
2 votes:

danceswithcrows: You want something like this:
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OkieDookie: What you hope it is, vs reality.

...and you usually get something like that.

I Am Not A Real Person: Seems like a definitive meme of the current male/female social relationship in Western civilization to me.

I think it's more that people fetishize money, and people fetishize boobs, so there are a bunch of people who fetishize both. That and a lot of women's clothing not having any pockets for some reason.


How else are they going to sell so many purses?
2018-07-11 08:46:38 PM  
2 votes:
You want something like this:
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OkieDookie: What you hope it is, vs reality.


...and you usually get something like that.

I Am Not A Real Person: Seems like a definitive meme of the current male/female social relationship in Western civilization to me.


I think it's more that people fetishize money, and people fetishize boobs, so there are a bunch of people who fetishize both. That and a lot of women's clothing not having any pockets for some reason.
2018-07-11 07:51:51 PM  
2 votes:
oh come on. i know cashiers who lick their fingers before handing me my paper money in change every farking time they make change. god i hate card game players who lick their fingers every time before drawing cards
2018-07-11 07:29:32 PM  
2 votes:

sunderland56: wax_on: Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?

Believe it or not: there are vending machines that take your paper cash, wash it, dry it, iron it, and return it to you.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive​/politics/1994/11/17/in-japan-atms-cle​an-up/d9c92d3f-e225-408a-8cac-b6a5d26f​7d64/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.eecdcf7c​a0c0


Ok, wow that's weird.
2018-07-11 07:18:09 PM  
2 votes:

bewareofchickens: Always makes me giggle. Possible NSFW armed vertical video alert.
https://youtu.be/LYJskKwUqJk


She has a fantastic formal speaking voice.
2018-07-11 06:56:45 PM  
2 votes:
Always makes me giggle. Possible NSFW armed vertical video alert.
https://youtu.be/LYJskKwUqJk
2018-07-11 06:03:16 PM  
2 votes:
Interesting how many stock photos there are of this.
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Very interesting.

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2018-07-11 05:49:19 PM  
2 votes:

OkieDookie: The Lurker at Your Threshold: [img.fark.net image 479x626]
Are we not reasonable men?

[img.fark.net image 750x937]
Do we not value a perfectly legal business transaction?

[img.fark.net image 720x894]
Let us not be so hasty.

What you hope it is, vs reality.

[img.fark.net image 334x340]


Every coin has its opposite side.
2018-07-11 05:30:15 PM  
2 votes:

inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me


Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.
2018-07-11 05:16:35 PM  
2 votes:
I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?
2018-07-11 05:07:21 PM  
2 votes:
I will accept sweaty boob money

/but what about sweaty pants money ???
2018-07-11 05:07:13 PM  
2 votes:
So ass pennies are still acceptable?  I'm asking for a friend.
2018-07-12 09:18:56 AM  
1 vote:

The Lurker at Your Threshold: [img.fark.net image 479x626]
Are we not reasonable men?

[img.fark.net image 750x937]
Do we not value a perfectly legal business transaction?

[img.fark.net image 720x894]
Let us not be so hasty.


Sorry, I really don't want any woman to have bodybuilder ripped abs.
2018-07-11 11:12:53 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus I was more concerned about the other stories on the page... Wtf

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2018-07-11 09:27:33 PM  
1 vote:

Katwang: Oh the huge mammaries!
I would accept any form of payment.

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That doesn't even look human.
2018-07-11 08:54:45 PM  
1 vote:

Albert911emt: Is Schweddy Balls money still ok????


No, especially not from men wearing tight underwear. The smell of sweaty balls ... *vomit*

Seriously, guys, if you wish to have sexy time with a romantic partner, wear (clean!)  loose-fitting underwear when it's hot out.
2018-07-11 08:52:40 PM  
1 vote:
My father used to starch and iron his money every morning. He liked crisp bills. (just a little OCD)
2018-07-11 07:44:34 PM  
1 vote:

acouvis: doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.

Compared to sweaty underwear money it's perfectly fine.

Ball sweat is worse than boob sweat any day.


There's a cafe in my town that's a favorite place for distance road cyclists to stop. They have a sign up that they don't accept spandex dollars.
2018-07-11 07:42:00 PM  
1 vote:

The Lurker at Your Threshold: I would argue that there are viable exceptions.

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I would certainly not accept SBM from her.   I would however entertain some sort of simple barter system in lieu of cash.

/IYKWIMAITYD
2018-07-11 07:16:32 PM  
1 vote:

Oakenraven: I have a very well-endowed (and cleanly!) friend who tucks her phone in her bra all the time, and consults The Third Boob of Knowledge regularly.  You should see her face when she forgets she put it on vibrator mode and she gets a call!  Wee bit ticklish, that one is....


"forgets"
2018-07-11 06:40:14 PM  
1 vote:
Sweat Boob Money sounds more like an Iggy Pop cover band to me.
2018-07-11 06:38:40 PM  
1 vote:

sunderland56: So strippers can collect tons of cash every night, but can't spend it anywhere??


Obviously it needs to be laundered first.
2018-07-11 06:28:37 PM  
1 vote:
My ex husband was always so embarrassed to give cashiers his sweaty ass money. He should've used a ziplock bag. He's a big swampy guy.
2018-07-11 05:54:22 PM  
1 vote:
Let's check the snatch bank.
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2018-07-11 05:37:59 PM  
1 vote:

itcamefromschenectady: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?

Every time I swipe my card it's like "no you gotta use the chip slot" and every time I use the slot, it's like "no, we haven't upgraded yet, you gotta swipe".


That's a feature, not a bug...
2018-07-11 05:33:41 PM  
1 vote:
I accept sweaty boob money. I also accept sweaty boobs if you don't have any money.
2018-07-11 05:33:27 PM  
1 vote:

Promo Sapien: I roll each of my five dollar bills up tight enough to slide into my urethra.


well, that's one way to piss away your money.
2018-07-11 05:13:09 PM  
1 vote:
Ok, uncool story bro. In the early to mid 80's I worked at a store where people would buy items on in-store credit, and come to the store to make their payments. One very hot, Texas summer day, a lady came in who had ridden the bus, and I guess the bus ac was out or something. Anyway, she came up to the counter, reached into her shirt, and pulled out this damp, limp wad of cash. She then proceeds to exclaim "Whooeee, this money sure does stink. I can't believe it came out of my own bosom" She then tossed it on the counter. I don't remember who took that payment, but it wasn't me.
2018-07-11 05:07:49 PM  
1 vote:
Monkey Boobie Man money
 
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