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(The Sun)   Unforeseen consequences of the heat wave: Stores put up signs saying they won't accept "sweaty boob money" that was tucked inside shoppers' bras. In related news, Sweaty Boob Money is a terrific Motley Crue tribute band name (possible nsfw content on page)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2018-07-11 06:28:37 PM  
My ex husband was always so embarrassed to give cashiers his sweaty ass money. He should've used a ziplock bag. He's a big swampy guy.
 
2018-07-11 06:28:42 PM  

doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.


Compared to sweaty underwear money it's perfectly fine.

Ball sweat is worse than boob sweat any day.
 
2018-07-11 06:32:09 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: Accept it and just launder it


That's the great advantage with polymer notes...
 
2018-07-11 06:34:27 PM  

FirstDennis: Interesting how many stock photos there are of this. Very interesting.


Seems like a definitive meme of the current male/female social relationship in Western civilization to me.
 
2018-07-11 06:34:57 PM  

AbuHashish: Pretty girls get musty too.


Not according to them, they don't.
 
2018-07-11 06:36:26 PM  
So strippers can collect tons of cash every night, but can't spend it anywhere??
 
2018-07-11 06:38:40 PM  

sunderland56: So strippers can collect tons of cash every night, but can't spend it anywhere??


Obviously it needs to be laundered first.
 
2018-07-11 06:38:52 PM  

wax_on: Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?


Believe it or not: there are vending machines that take your paper cash, wash it, dry it, iron it, and return it to you.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archiv​e​/politics/1994/11/17/in-japan-atms-cle​an-up/d9c92d3f-e225-408a-8cac-b6a5d26f​7d64/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.eecdcf7c​a0c0
 
2018-07-11 06:40:14 PM  
Sweat Boob Money sounds more like an Iggy Pop cover band to me.
 
2018-07-11 06:46:31 PM  

bronyaur1: Using your bra as a pocket for money or your phone is one of the more reliable signs that you are a lowlife.


Eh, it depends on the circumstances. A lot of this bra storage stuff wouldn't be happening if women's pants had actual pockets. Seriously--if you want to be a multi-millionaire, start up a clothing line that does women's jeans and slacks with real goddamn pockets.

Habitually using your bra for cash everywhere you go? Yeah, that's pretty trashy. Using it to go grab takeout on a lazy Sunday night? Meh.

Phones, on the other hand, are seen as a necessity by many women, usually just for safety's sake. I guarantee you the majority of women you see walking/jogging in your neighborhood have their phone tucked in their sports bra. Again, lack of pockets is the culprit. Although in this case, I'm firmly against redesigning yoga pants--let's not ruin a good thing.
 
2018-07-11 06:53:32 PM  
I've seen yoga pants designed with a phone-sized mesh pocket.
 
2018-07-11 06:56:45 PM  
Always makes me giggle. Possible NSFW armed vertical video alert.
https://youtu.be/LYJskKwUqJk
 
2018-07-11 07:05:10 PM  

olrasputin: Phones, on the other hand, are seen as a necessity by many women, usually just for safety's sake. I guarantee you the majority of women you see walking/jogging in your neighborhood have their phone tucked in their sports bra.


I have a very well-endowed (and cleanly!) friend who tucks her phone in her bra all the time, and consults The Third Boob of Knowledge regularly.  You should see her face when she forgets she put it on vibrator mode and she gets a call!  Wee bit ticklish, that one is....
 
2018-07-11 07:16:32 PM  

Oakenraven: I have a very well-endowed (and cleanly!) friend who tucks her phone in her bra all the time, and consults The Third Boob of Knowledge regularly.  You should see her face when she forgets she put it on vibrator mode and she gets a call!  Wee bit ticklish, that one is....


"forgets"
 
2018-07-11 07:18:09 PM  

bewareofchickens: Always makes me giggle. Possible NSFW armed vertical video alert.
https://youtu.be/LYJskKwUqJk


She has a fantastic formal speaking voice.
 
2018-07-11 07:19:59 PM  
I love this site but damn...Y'all gross
 
2018-07-11 07:26:30 PM  
Pretty in stink...

Nice.
 
2018-07-11 07:28:49 PM  

FirstDennis: Interesting how many stock photos there are of this.
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Very interesting.

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Thanks for coming back from your exhaustive research to post one for us.
 
2018-07-11 07:29:04 PM  
At a past retail job, a man tried to pay with a handful of quarters covered in fresh blood from a large cut on his hand.

He was irritated and confused as to why I wouldn't take it and just wash it off.
 
2018-07-11 07:29:32 PM  

sunderland56: wax_on: Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?

Believe it or not: there are vending machines that take your paper cash, wash it, dry it, iron it, and return it to you.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive​/politics/1994/11/17/in-japan-atms-cle​an-up/d9c92d3f-e225-408a-8cac-b6a5d26f​7d64/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.eecdcf7c​a0c0


Ok, wow that's weird.
 
2018-07-11 07:38:52 PM  
Where do they keep the change?  Same place?  I wouldn't want to be routing around in my sweaty boobs for some change.
 
2018-07-11 07:42:00 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: I would argue that there are viable exceptions.

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I would certainly not accept SBM from her.   I would however entertain some sort of simple barter system in lieu of cash.

/IYKWIMAITYD
 
2018-07-11 07:44:34 PM  

acouvis: doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.

Compared to sweaty underwear money it's perfectly fine.

Ball sweat is worse than boob sweat any day.


There's a cafe in my town that's a favorite place for distance road cyclists to stop. They have a sign up that they don't accept spandex dollars.
 
2018-07-11 07:46:28 PM  
I'll only accept sweaty boob money if I get to reach for it myself.
 
2018-07-11 07:51:51 PM  
oh come on. i know cashiers who lick their fingers before handing me my paper money in change every farking time they make change. god i hate card game players who lick their fingers every time before drawing cards
 
2018-07-11 07:53:10 PM  
Sweaty Boob Money, the blues guitarist?
I saw him live on stage at The Lemon Tub with Shocker Taintstank and The Hershey Highwaymen. Great show.
 
2018-07-11 07:59:38 PM  

icam: At a past retail job, a man tried to pay with a handful of quarters covered in fresh blood from a large cut on his hand.

He was irritated and confused as to why I wouldn't take it and just wash it off.


Fark needs an "Ew" button. So sorry that happened to you.
 
2018-07-11 08:03:49 PM  

Promo Sapien: I roll each of my five dollar bills up tight enough to slide into my urethra.


Wouldn't Franklins be more appropriate?
 
2018-07-11 08:22:42 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: wax_on: Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?

When I was there in the 90's you could still get used panties from a vending machine.  I was pretty dumb and actually asked why.  (somehow the idea of an underwear vending machine wasn't a clue...)


Yup.....saw those too......

Also found it funny the Asahii beer vending machines turned off at 11pm instead of 12am to "curb underage drinking"......

/Lots of "interesting" things in Japan.....
 
2018-07-11 08:37:55 PM  

eyeq360: Devolving_Spud: So ass pennies are still acceptable?  I'm asking for a friend.

Depends on how brown they are.


As brown as abe lincoln
 
2018-07-11 08:38:32 PM  

hi13760: I put my twenties in my prison wallet.


How thick is the roll?
 
2018-07-11 08:45:39 PM  

Katwang: Oh the huge mammaries!
I would accept any form of payment.

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2018-07-11 08:46:30 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: I would argue that there are viable exceptions.

[img.fark.net image 479x631]


Meh, she thinks her sweat don't stink.
 
2018-07-11 08:46:38 PM  
You want something like this:
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OkieDookie: What you hope it is, vs reality.


...and you usually get something like that.

I Am Not A Real Person: Seems like a definitive meme of the current male/female social relationship in Western civilization to me.


I think it's more that people fetishize money, and people fetishize boobs, so there are a bunch of people who fetishize both. That and a lot of women's clothing not having any pockets for some reason.
 
2018-07-11 08:48:28 PM  

danceswithcrows: You want something like this:
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OkieDookie: What you hope it is, vs reality.

...and you usually get something like that.

I Am Not A Real Person: Seems like a definitive meme of the current male/female social relationship in Western civilization to me.

I think it's more that people fetishize money, and people fetishize boobs, so there are a bunch of people who fetishize both. That and a lot of women's clothing not having any pockets for some reason.


How else are they going to sell so many purses?
 
2018-07-11 08:52:40 PM  
My father used to starch and iron his money every morning. He liked crisp bills. (just a little OCD)
 
2018-07-11 08:54:45 PM  

Albert911emt: Is Schweddy Balls money still ok????


No, especially not from men wearing tight underwear. The smell of sweaty balls ... *vomit*

Seriously, guys, if you wish to have sexy time with a romantic partner, wear (clean!)  loose-fitting underwear when it's hot out.
 
2018-07-11 09:08:21 PM  
SNL NPR Delicious Goodies
Youtube xGMxoIL5RGM
 
2018-07-11 09:27:33 PM  

Katwang: Oh the huge mammaries!
I would accept any form of payment.

[img.fark.net image 425x624]


That doesn't even look human.
 
2018-07-11 09:37:11 PM  

SiriusClown: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 259x194]

"Can I get stamps too?"


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2018-07-11 09:54:15 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.

I only accept it if it has some congealed cottage cheese like build up up on it.


I've been there. Large sweaty female relatives burying my face in their sweaty bosums when your a helpless child. The nightmares! The horrors! The fantasies and kinks! :)
 
2018-07-11 10:05:39 PM  
OkieDookie:
What you hope it is, vs reality.

[img.fark.net image 334x340]


OK, who's been taking pictures of me at the gym?
 
2018-07-11 10:28:59 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.

I only accept it if it has some congealed cottage cheese like build up up on it.


Goes great with a ritz
 
2018-07-11 10:35:53 PM  
So, "gooch" money is okay?
 
2018-07-11 11:02:00 PM  
GIS 'Money in Bra' - Apparently also more of an issue in the UK? Note the notes...

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// Depiction of a big sweaty boob spenda'
 
2018-07-11 11:04:45 PM  
Also screw you GIS - you inglorious troll - three different searches
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2018-07-11 11:12:53 PM  
Jesus I was more concerned about the other stories on the page... Wtf

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2018-07-11 11:45:47 PM  

SkylineRecords: Promo Sapien: I roll each of my five dollar bills up tight enough to slide into my urethra.

Where do you keep your coins....you know what, forget I asked.


I always sought to pay the lap dancer with a lubricated roll of quarters but that's just me.
 
2018-07-11 11:51:53 PM  
Swoob duckets
 
2018-07-12 01:27:46 AM  

danceswithcrows: I think it's more that people fetishize money, and people fetishize boobs, so there are a bunch of people who fetishize both.


Lots of people fetishize anal. Doesn't make it a good storage place for cash.
 
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