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(The Sun)   Unforeseen consequences of the heat wave: Stores put up signs saying they won't accept "sweaty boob money" that was tucked inside shoppers' bras. In related news, Sweaty Boob Money is a terrific Motley Crue tribute band name (possible nsfw content on page)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2018-07-11 04:07:25 PM  
I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.
 
2018-07-11 04:33:33 PM  
I worked in a convenience store for a while after high school, back in the early 80s when almost everything was paid with cash. I got sweaty boob/pocket/sock money all the time.

There was one guy who came in almost everyday; he worked with a roofing company. He kept his wallet in his back pocket, but in a sandwich bag. His money was generally very warm, but dry. I thanked him occasionally for his thoughtfulness.
 
2018-07-11 05:06:40 PM  
So, like every other year?
 
2018-07-11 05:07:13 PM  
So ass pennies are still acceptable?  I'm asking for a friend.
 
2018-07-11 05:07:21 PM  
I will accept sweaty boob money

/but what about sweaty pants money ???
 
2018-07-11 05:07:49 PM  
Monkey Boobie Man money
 
2018-07-11 05:08:37 PM  

doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.


Say provenance and you can double your money.
 
2018-07-11 05:08:39 PM  

Devolving_Spud: So ass pennies are still acceptable?  I'm asking for a friend.


Depends on how brown they are.
 
2018-07-11 05:09:45 PM  
I put my twenties in my prison wallet.
 
2018-07-11 05:13:09 PM  
Ok, uncool story bro. In the early to mid 80's I worked at a store where people would buy items on in-store credit, and come to the store to make their payments. One very hot, Texas summer day, a lady came in who had ridden the bus, and I guess the bus ac was out or something. Anyway, she came up to the counter, reached into her shirt, and pulled out this damp, limp wad of cash. She then proceeds to exclaim "Whooeee, this money sure does stink. I can't believe it came out of my own bosom" She then tossed it on the counter. I don't remember who took that payment, but it wasn't me.
 
2018-07-11 05:16:35 PM  
I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?
 
2018-07-11 05:17:37 PM  
Accept it and just launder it
 
2018-07-11 05:17:50 PM  
Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?
 
2018-07-11 05:21:44 PM  

wax_on: Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?


When I was there in the 90's you could still get used panties from a vending machine.  I was pretty dumb and actually asked why.  (somehow the idea of an underwear vending machine wasn't a clue...)
 
2018-07-11 05:22:32 PM  

doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.


I only accept it if it has some congealed cottage cheese like build up up on it.
 
2018-07-11 05:22:39 PM  

anuran: So, like every other year?


pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me
 
2018-07-11 05:22:45 PM  

wax_on: Isn't there a vending machine for this in Japan?


Not anymore (legally) but there's a GIF for it from there anyway (maybe NSFW?)
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/91351​3​-anime-manga
 
2018-07-11 05:24:12 PM  
I roll each of my five dollar bills up tight enough to slide into my urethra.
 
2018-07-11 05:25:06 PM  
I will accept sweaty boob money, but you have to let me put the change back myself.
 
2018-07-11 05:27:04 PM  
I will still accept sweaty boob money and from ladies the ole prison purse but not the prison wallet from the guys. Sorry even I have a line.
 
2018-07-11 05:28:00 PM  

happydude45: Ok, uncool story bro. In the early to mid 80's I worked at a store where people would buy items on in-store credit, and come to the store to make their payments. One very hot, Texas summer day, a lady came in who had ridden the bus, and I guess the bus ac was out or something. Anyway, she came up to the counter, reached into her shirt, and pulled out this damp, limp wad of cash. She then proceeds to exclaim "Whooeee, this money sure does stink. I can't believe it came out of my own bosom" She then tossed it on the counter. I don't remember who took that payment, but it wasn't me.


Dude... working in the ghetto in the summer was always awful. Some of these women had chest hair for gods sake, and it would in fact get on the cash. I never forced a cashier to take that crap, and there would always be a fight. I would make my point by taking it with gloves on and immediately give the cashier a receipt so I could take it to a deli sink and bleach the (possibly literal) shiat out of it. Crap like that was first to get sent back to the bank in a deposit as I hated having it in the safe or tills. Even the "pet food people"'s money didn't reek as bad as the near-armpit, boobsweat soaked paper. And the food stamps? Don't even get me started. Didn't matter what the skin tone was, bra money was NEVER sexy or healthy. Ugh.
 
2018-07-11 05:30:15 PM  

inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me


Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.
 
2018-07-11 05:30:34 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?


Every time I swipe my card it's like "no you gotta use the chip slot" and every time I use the slot, it's like "no, we haven't upgraded yet, you gotta swipe".
 
2018-07-11 05:30:35 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?


Possibly.  I assume they could shove a phone up their ass with the card reader attachment sticking out.  That actually might be a pull for some to get more business...hmmm.  Now I have to create a stripper phone attachment for Square.
 
2018-07-11 05:33:23 PM  
I would argue that there are viable exceptions.

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2018-07-11 05:33:27 PM  

Promo Sapien: I roll each of my five dollar bills up tight enough to slide into my urethra.


well, that's one way to piss away your money.
 
2018-07-11 05:36:20 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: I would argue that there are viable exceptions.

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Pretty girls get musty too..
Emmanuel & Phillip Hudson- Pretty Girls Get Musty (Dj Southanbred)
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2018-07-11 05:36:50 PM  
I carry cash on a money clip in my pants pockets. When it gets hot those bills get damp even if they weren't up against my skin.
 
2018-07-11 05:37:06 PM  
Oh the huge mammaries!
I would accept any form of payment.

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2018-07-11 05:37:16 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?


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"Can I get stamps too?"
 
2018-07-11 05:37:21 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?

Every time I swipe my card it's like "no you gotta use the chip slot" and every time I use the slot, it's like "no, we haven't upgraded yet, you gotta swipe".


I love freaking out cashiers with my Galaxy S8+.  It doesn't just have the capability to transmit via NFC (Android Pay/Apple Pay), but it will also transmit the magnetic stripe information to any standard credit card reader (like those at Walmart that doesn't support NFC).

They tell me all the time, "Oh, that won't work, we don't support Android Pay".. *BEEP*.. Holy shiat, how'd you do that? "Magic".. <walks away>
 
2018-07-11 05:37:59 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?

Every time I swipe my card it's like "no you gotta use the chip slot" and every time I use the slot, it's like "no, we haven't upgraded yet, you gotta swipe".


That's a feature, not a bug...
 
2018-07-11 05:38:09 PM  
Using your bra as a pocket for money or your phone is one of the more reliable signs that you are a lowlife.
 
2018-07-11 05:41:04 PM  
Hööker Füll of Cöcaine is a Mötley Crüe cover band.
 
2018-07-11 05:42:40 PM  
I work at a Costco.

We get titsweat, socksweat money and cards all. the. farking. time.

Its farking nasty, and anyone who does that is a terrible farking person. If you do that, all I have to say is fark you.
 
2018-07-11 05:45:11 PM  
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Are we not reasonable men?

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Do we not value a perfectly legal business transaction?

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Let us not be so hasty.
 
2018-07-11 05:47:51 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: [img.fark.net image 479x626]
Are we not reasonable men?

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Do we not value a perfectly legal business transaction?

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Let us not be so hasty.


What you hope it is, vs reality.

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2018-07-11 05:48:55 PM  
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2018-07-11 05:49:19 PM  

OkieDookie: The Lurker at Your Threshold: [img.fark.net image 479x626]
Are we not reasonable men?

[img.fark.net image 750x937]
Do we not value a perfectly legal business transaction?

[img.fark.net image 720x894]
Let us not be so hasty.

What you hope it is, vs reality.

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Every coin has its opposite side.
 
2018-07-11 05:50:15 PM  
Is Schweddy Balls money still ok????
 
2018-07-11 05:53:25 PM  
For any ladies out there in need, I will offer my services for the remainder of the summer. From 9 am - 9 pm, I will follow you around as you go about your busy day. Once every 15 minutes, or as needed, I will personally dry your sweaty boobs off for you. This will keep your cash dry, crisp, and ready to spend at your leisure.
 
2018-07-11 05:54:22 PM  
Let's check the snatch bank.
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2018-07-11 06:01:31 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I can pay strippers by swiping my card thru her crack tho right?


You'd think that would be a thing by now. She could wear an NFC reader as a garter belt. Patrons could wave a prepaid card of credits at the stripper.
 
2018-07-11 06:03:16 PM  
Interesting how many stock photos there are of this.
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Very interesting.

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2018-07-11 06:05:59 PM  

GrailOfThunder: inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me

Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.


There was a book written about this sort of thing, I believe.
 
2018-07-11 06:08:36 PM  

dstanley: GrailOfThunder: inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me

Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.

There was a book written about this sort of thing, I believe.


A Sale from Two Titties?
 
2018-07-11 06:15:42 PM  

gunther_bumpass: dstanley: GrailOfThunder: inner ted: anuran: So, like every other year?

pretty sure this is a repeat ...  "sweaty boobs"  stands out to me

Fark runs a story like this one at least once or twice every summer.  I guess it's news for all the new people that weren't here a year ago.

There was a book written about this sort of thing, I believe.

A Sale from Two Titties?


It was the breast of times.
 
2018-07-11 06:27:43 PM  
I worked at a Hardee's right outside Hersheypark the first year I was married, and oh dear gawd the sock sweat money from people hopping the fence to get "cheaper" food!  And of course the cheapskate manager forced us to take it.  Many was the time we forced him to take over a till so he could peel the bills apart himself.

The money that was boobified (is that a word?  well, I'm going with it) was usually in the pool, and the chlorine added to the boob sweat was...pungent.  No, there wasn't enough chlorine to clean the cash.  I'm pretty sure there wasn't enough chlorine in the state to clean the cash.

Ugh, the awful memories....thank goodness that blasted place was shut, torn down, the ruins stomped on, burned and buried, and now there's a Rite Aid there to take the curse off (nope didn't work at all)
 
2018-07-11 06:28:37 PM  
My ex husband was always so embarrassed to give cashiers his sweaty ass money. He should've used a ziplock bag. He's a big swampy guy.
 
2018-07-11 06:28:42 PM  

doglover: I will accept sweaty boob money.  I got a guy. I can move it for three times face value plus a bump if it comes with poloroids proving its origin.


Compared to sweaty underwear money it's perfectly fine.

Ball sweat is worse than boob sweat any day.
 
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