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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   First responders save man's life, proceed to finish yard work   ( divider line
    More: Hero, Chemotherapy, heart attack, Bone, Hudson, Florida, Radiation poisoning, Bone marrow, Pasco County, Florida, Cosmo Kramer  
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3806 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2018 at 5:35 PM (36 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2018-07-11 03:58:32 PM  
18 votes:
I hope they watered it.  It's important to water sod after it's laid.  Did they have hoses handy?
2018-07-11 06:02:59 PM  
15 votes:
They didn't know that my husband pawned his favorite gun to pay for the sod that he thought was going to die.

And thus concludes another thrilling episode of Things You Only Hear In America.
2018-07-11 07:32:00 PM  
12 votes:
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2018-07-11 05:53:17 PM  
7 votes:
That gives me an idea...
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2018-07-11 06:46:06 PM  
5 votes:

uncleacid: Do they do windows?

Nah, they're all Linux zealots.
2018-07-11 06:49:55 PM  
3 votes:
Next week:
HOA fines couple for having unauthorized workers in yard as well as their vehicles parked in street.
2018-07-11 07:34:16 PM  
2 votes:
Are they the firefighters from the calendar? Are there higher definition pictures? Preferably with their shirts off.
2018-07-11 05:37:05 PM  
2 votes:
I usta listen to S.O.D.
2018-07-11 09:47:36 PM  
1 vote:
my husband pawned his favorite gun to pay for the sod
2018-07-11 06:10:50 PM  
1 vote:
They finished laying Sod! They should have asked if she has a sister or friend, maybe leave Sod alonealo he could finish her when he got out of the hospital.
Very impolite.
2018-07-11 06:05:23 PM  
1 vote:
Imma have a heart attack and get the first responders to cut my yard and weed eat and edge.  It's hot outside, yo.
2018-07-11 05:59:31 PM  
1 vote:
Before anyone comes in here sayin' those guys spent taxpayer money on some rando's lawn... we normally pay them to just sit around drinking coffee and washing their trucks while waiting for a call.
2018-07-11 05:44:00 PM  
1 vote:
Long ago, my then wife passed out, when she had the flu, and thumped her head on the floor.  Within minutes 30 or so volunteer town responders were there, parking on the lawn, clogging up the road so the ambulance had a hard time getting through.  They left my lawn a mess.

The cosmic scales are once again in balance.

/No, I don't believe in that stuff.
2018-07-11 04:36:04 PM  
1 vote:
But did they fix the cable?
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