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2018-07-11 02:11:31 PM  
Glad I read TFA..about to call bullshiat on the tagline.
 
2018-07-11 02:18:36 PM  
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2018-07-11 02:21:20 PM  
Sure, jump in right after a shock treatment and tell me you don't get red eyes.
 
2018-07-11 02:32:18 PM  
Didn't read the link but it's the muriatic acid added to balance the pH. Worked at a public pool for 4 years and any time the chlorine system failed( or supply ran dry) the pumps continued to add acid at the set rate and everyone's eye were on fire.
 
2018-07-11 02:41:32 PM  
If you consider the fact that air is just a less-dense fluid than water, every trip into a public restroom should freak you right the fark out.
 
2018-07-11 02:45:53 PM  
...and in presidents.
 
2018-07-11 04:12:36 PM  

DarkLancelot: Sure, jump in right after a shock treatment and tell me you don't get red eyes.


Yeah, bullshiat.

Piss in my eyes and I'm okay.
Pour Chlorine into my eyes, not so much.
 
2018-07-11 04:14:21 PM  
I always thought a more useful version of that HIGH-LARIOUS sign posted at every backyard pool would read:


WELCOME TO OUR L


NOTICE THERE IS NO POO IN IT


PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY

 
2018-07-11 04:15:54 PM  
My pool guy said its the PH balance, so I through in some vagisil every now and then, its pH balanced just for me.
 
2018-07-11 04:16:16 PM  
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2018-07-11 04:17:50 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: My pool guy said its the PH balance, so I through in some vagisil every now and then, its pH balanced just for me.


Goop.com has a rock that will do that. And tighten up those old leaky filters, too.
 
2018-07-11 04:18:04 PM  
Poop thread 💩?
 
2018-07-11 04:23:37 PM  

fastfxr: Piss in my eyes and I'm okay.


How do you know this?
 
2018-07-11 04:24:37 PM  

BKITU: I always thought a more useful version of that HIGH-LARIOUS sign posted at every backyard pool would read:


WELCOME TO OUR L

NOTICE THERE IS NO POO IN IT

PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY

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2018-07-11 04:25:46 PM  

OkieDookie: Hooker with a Penis: My pool guy said its the PH balance, so I through in some vagisil every now and then, its pH balanced just for me.

Goop.com has a rock that will do that. And tighten up those old leaky filters, too.


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2018-07-11 04:25:49 PM  

Barfmaker: fastfxr: Piss in my eyes and I'm okay.

How do you know this, Mister President?


FTFY
 
2018-07-11 04:26:38 PM  

fastfxr: DarkLancelot: Sure, jump in right after a shock treatment and tell me you don't get red eyes.

Yeah, bullshiat.

Piss in my eyes and I'm okay.
Pour Chlorine into my eyes, not so much.


Kinky. Or is that the Jackson Brown song?
 
2018-07-11 04:28:25 PM  

lostcat: If you consider the fact that air is just a less-dense fluid than water, every trip into a public restroom should freak you right the fark out.


If that scares you, I've got some bad news - your home bathroom also probably has a fine layer of pooparticles covering everything that doesn't live in a cabinet.

// if you leave the seat up when you flush, you're basically spraying a fine mist of [water+whatever was in the bowl] all over the room
// cf Mythbusters
 
2018-07-11 04:35:00 PM  

Dr Dreidel: lostcat: If you consider the fact that air is just a less-dense fluid than water, every trip into a public restroom should freak you right the fark out.

If that scares you, I've got some bad news - your home bathroom also probably has a fine layer of pooparticles covering everything that doesn't live in a cabinet.

// if you leave the seat up when you flush, you're basically spraying a fine mist of [water+whatever was in the bowl] all over the room
// cf Mythbusters


The mythbusters showed that the toothbrush in the other room, not the bathroom, had more.

/ that show sucked.
// it did way more damage to people's intelligence than anything else could.
 
2018-07-11 04:35:01 PM  
FTFA: Luckily, there are several easy ways to prevent things from tainting your poolside experience forevermore.

Tell me that wasn't an intentional choice of words.
 
Juc
2018-07-11 04:35:27 PM  

Im_Gumby: [img.fark.net image 640x343]


they put dye in pools so people can point and laugh at the people pissing in them now?
 
2018-07-11 04:36:40 PM  

fastfxr: DarkLancelot: Sure, jump in right after a shock treatment and tell me you don't get red eyes.

Yeah, bullshiat.

Piss in my eyes and I'm okay.
Pour Chlorine into my eyes, not so much.


All this time I have been lied to, Fark IS my personal fetish site!
 
2018-07-11 04:42:59 PM  
Fun fact: the odor most people associate with excessive pool chlorination is actually caused by insufficient chlorine.

/I should buy a Clearwater spa
 
2018-07-11 04:44:20 PM  

Juc: Im_Gumby: [img.fark.net image 640x343]

they put dye in pools so people can point and laugh at the people pissing in them now?


No, but it was a gag in a movie I thought was appropriate to reference.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pis​c​ine-of-the-crime/
 
2018-07-11 04:49:29 PM  
But pee isn't the worst thing that's probably lurking in your pool. Actually, according to CDC healthy swimming spokesperson and epidemiologist Michele Hlavsa, it's poop. She tells LiveScience's Rachael Rettner that people with diarrhea can spread a filter and chorine-resistant Cryptosporidium, a parasite that is the leading cause of waterborne disease in the United States.

What spreading Cryptosporidium may look like:

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2018-07-11 04:58:08 PM  

hissatsu: But pee isn't the worst thing that's probably lurking in your pool. Actually, according to CDC healthy swimming spokesperson and epidemiologist Michele Hlavsa, it's poop. She tells LiveScience's Rachael Rettner that people with diarrhea can spread a filter and chorine-resistant Cryptosporidium, a parasite that is the leading cause of waterborne disease in the United States.

What spreading Cryptosporidium may look like:

[img.fark.net image 399x271]


...o.o

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2018-07-11 05:02:08 PM  

fastfxr: DarkLancelot: Sure, jump in right after a shock treatment and tell me you don't get red eyes.

Yeah, bullshiat.

Piss in my eyes and I'm okay.
Pour Chlorine into my eyes, not so much.


Or RTFA and learn that it is the combination of ammonia from the urine with chlorine that causes it.
 
2018-07-11 05:03:50 PM  

hissatsu: But pee isn't the worst thing that's probably lurking in your pool. Actually, according to CDC healthy swimming spokesperson and epidemiologist Michele Hlavsa, it's poop. She tells LiveScience's Rachael Rettner that people with diarrhea can spread a filter and chorine-resistant Cryptosporidium, a parasite that is the leading cause of waterborne disease in the United States.

What spreading Cryptosporidium may look like:

[img.fark.net image 399x271]


Shiat 'N Slide?
 
2018-07-11 05:22:19 PM  
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2018-07-11 05:31:33 PM  
And this is why I don't go to public swimming pools.
 
2018-07-11 05:43:07 PM  

Mirrorz: Didn't read the link but it's the muriatic acid added to balance the pH. Worked at a public pool for 4 years and any time the chlorine system failed( or supply ran dry) the pumps continued to add acid at the set rate and everyone's eye were on fire.


I stay away from pools, and know nothing about maintaining one, but why, why wouldn't you monitor the pH?
 
2018-07-11 05:49:39 PM  
Instead of waiting, I just put chlurine in the pool.
 
2018-07-11 05:59:15 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: Mirrorz: Didn't read the link but it's the muriatic acid added to balance the pH. Worked at a public pool for 4 years and any time the chlorine system failed( or supply ran dry) the pumps continued to add acid at the set rate and everyone's eye were on fire.

I stay away from pools, and know nothing about maintaining one, but why, why wouldn't you monitor the pH?


We monitored it daily but this was 25 years ago and a municipal pool isn't top priority on the city's funding allocation. Also I think the oldest person working there at the time was 22. Basically everything was considered good as long as the water didn't turn too cloudy or dark green.
 
2018-07-11 06:03:34 PM  
Not in TFA, but you also don't get that familiar clean chlorine pool smell until someone pees in it. And the stronger the smell = more pee. How to measure HOW MUCH PEE IS IN YOUR POOL
 
2018-07-11 06:13:00 PM  
City pool long ago and far away in Maine used to drain the public pool every night and refill it with fresh water.

Water was pure and plentiful in them woods in Maine. If you didn't mind moose pee and bear scat.
 
2018-07-11 07:29:54 PM  
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2018-07-11 07:31:14 PM  
I call bullsh*t. I used to take my daughter to a community pool for swim lessons. It was an indoor pool with so much chlorine I got red eyes without ever getting into the pool.
 
2018-07-11 07:33:46 PM  

eyeq360: OkieDookie: Hooker with a Penis: My pool guy said its the PH balance, so I through in some vagisil every now and then, its pH balanced just for me.

Goop.com has a rock that will do that. And tighten up those old leaky filters, too.

[pics.onsizzle.com image 500x441]


At first I was thinking oh jeeze... Then I read the descriptions and lol'd.
 
2018-07-11 07:47:50 PM  

Resin33: fastfxr: DarkLancelot: Sure, jump in right after a shock treatment and tell me you don't get red eyes.

Yeah, bullshiat.

Piss in my eyes and I'm okay.
Pour Chlorine into my eyes, not so much.

Or RTFA and learn that it is the combination of ammonia from the urine with chlorine that causes it.


...or, say the reaction of urine and chlorine causes it? Because it's clear that urine in a pool doesn't cause red eyes, but chlorine in a pool does?
 
2018-07-11 07:56:16 PM  
I'll stick to the detroit river.
 
2018-07-11 07:58:01 PM  

lostcat: If you consider the fact that air is just a less-dense fluid than water, every trip into a public restroom should freak you right the fark out.


I particularly love the ones with banks of hot air driers and violent-flush toilets and urinals. (And no way to get out without touching the door handle or getting some TP or ass-gasket tissue from a stall.)
 
2018-07-11 07:59:25 PM  

fastfxr: DarkLancelot: Sure, jump in right after a shock treatment and tell me you don't get red eyes.

Yeah, bullshiat.

Piss in my eyes and I'm okay.
Pour Chlorine into my eyes, not so much.


Some Presidents people pay good money for that.
 
2018-07-11 08:14:12 PM  
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2018-07-11 08:31:21 PM  

Kiler: eyeq360: OkieDookie: Hooker with a Penis: My pool guy said its the PH balance, so I through in some vagisil every now and then, its pH balanced just for me.

Goop.com has a rock that will do that. And tighten up those old leaky filters, too.

[pics.onsizzle.com image 500x441]

At first I was thinking oh jeeze... Then I read the descriptions and lol'd.


I had the same reaction as well.
 
2018-07-11 09:05:29 PM  

lostcat: If you consider the fact that air is just a less-dense fluid than water, every trip into a public restroom should freak you right the fark out.


Just think, if you can smell shiat, piss, or cum, that means particles of it are ENTERING you.
 
2018-07-11 09:07:07 PM  

ds615: Dr Dreidel: lostcat: If you consider the fact that air is just a less-dense fluid than water, every trip into a public restroom should freak you right the fark out.

If that scares you, I've got some bad news - your home bathroom also probably has a fine layer of pooparticles covering everything that doesn't live in a cabinet.

// if you leave the seat up when you flush, you're basically spraying a fine mist of [water+whatever was in the bowl] all over the room
// cf Mythbusters

The mythbusters showed that the toothbrush in the other room, not the bathroom, had more.

/ that show sucked.
// it did way more damage to people's intelligence than anything else could.


It appears to have damaged your brain
 
2018-07-11 09:43:48 PM  
This article is just describing the creation of Chloramine disinfection byproducts when organic matter binds with free Chlorine ions in water.  This is literally how Chlorine disinfection works. Whether its urine, dirt, skin or any other organic material that comes in contact with free Chlorine in a pool hopefully all of those molecules bind with the Chlorine to ensure bacteria and other organic material are inactivated and the other by product of that process is the volatile Chloramine gas that off-gases into the air and subsequently into our nostrils.  Urine would not cause the "Pool Smell" with out the presence of Chlorine in solution....

https://chlorine.americanchemistry.co​m​/Science-Center/Chlorine-Compound-of-t​he-Month-Library/Chloramines-Understan​ding-Pool-Smell/

/Certified Pool Operator
 
2018-07-11 10:06:47 PM  

Smackledorfer: I'll stick to the detroit river.


And it will stick to you.
 
2018-07-11 11:49:24 PM  
people with diarrhea can spread a filter and chorine-resistant Cryptosporidium, a parasite that is the leading cause of waterborne disease in the United States.If you get into a pool when you know you have diarrhea, you should be hanged with piano wire.
 
2018-07-12 12:15:18 AM  

bingethinker: people with diarrhea can spread a filter and chorine-resistant Cryptosporidium, a parasite that is the leading cause of waterborne disease in the United States.If you get into a pool when you know you have diarrhea, you should be hanged with piano wire.


What if I wipe my ass well and don't shiat in the pool?
 
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