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2018-07-11 01:54:22 PM  
She is Phi Beta Kappa and graduated magna cum laude ...

More like magna cum loud, you mean.
 
2018-07-11 01:56:11 PM  
I think I've "seen" this "movie."
 
2018-07-11 01:57:12 PM  
How could dude type the email one-handed?
 
2018-07-11 02:01:32 PM  
Or, you know, take the responsible option, and MIND YOUR OWN FARKING BUSINESS, you perv.
 
2018-07-11 02:02:15 PM  
People have sex. Some of us get paid to have it on film.

//and by "us" I mean "other people who are not me"
 
2018-07-11 02:02:37 PM  
There were 10 pages of her videos when I Googled her stage name.

and I studied each one of them very carefully.
 
2018-07-11 02:05:00 PM  
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ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-07-11 02:16:16 PM  
This is literally unbelievable.
 
2018-07-11 02:17:25 PM  
Has a full time job but has time to crank out 10 pages worth of videos in a year?

I'm assuming amateur or cam model.
 
2018-07-11 02:23:05 PM  
Why would you care?  If I found out a family friend was an adult star I'd treat him / her like I always did, I might be more protective since they are part of the family.
 
2018-07-11 02:31:20 PM  
I just found out she has been acting in hardcore pornographic videos for the last year

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2018-07-11 02:34:57 PM  

weddingsinger: Has a full time job but has time to crank out 10 pages worth of videos in a year?

I'm assuming amateur or cam model.


They're all gonzo vids.  And maybe some fozzy bear and Swedish chef...
 
2018-07-11 02:40:41 PM  
I went searching on google, I think I figured out who it is.

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2018-07-11 02:54:36 PM  
I don't judge when people have bills to pay.

If I had the looks, I'd be a stripper or porn "star" any day.
 
2018-07-11 03:02:30 PM  
He just came across her site*.
*well technically across his monitor, but you know what I means.
 
2018-07-11 03:02:59 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I don't judge when people have bills to pay.

If I had the looks, I'd be a stripper or porn "star" any day.


If you don't have the looks, just make the door charge both directions. $5 to get in, $20 to get out.
 
2018-07-11 03:07:23 PM  

neritz: ecmoRandomNumbers: I don't judge when people have bills to pay.

If I had the looks, I'd be a stripper or porn "star" any day.

If you don't have the looks, just make the door charge both directions. $5 to get in, $20 to get out.


You are a thinker and problem-solver,
 
2018-07-11 03:11:25 PM  
By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out

Apparently, he calls masturbation 'twisting fate'.
 
2018-07-11 03:27:36 PM  
College doesn't  pay for itself...
 
2018-07-11 03:35:50 PM  
FTFA: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out...

For "by an absolutely bizarre twist of fate" read "during my lonely, nightly, hand-lotion smeared web surfing for porn", although "bizarre" and "twisted" probably still fit in there somewhere.
 
2018-07-11 03:38:15 PM  

Relatively Obscure: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out

Apparently, he calls masturbation 'twisting fate'.


If you're twisting it, you're doing it wrong.
 
2018-07-11 03:42:41 PM  
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2018-07-11 03:43:49 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Relatively Obscure: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out

Apparently, he calls masturbation 'twisting fate'.

If you're twisting it, you're doing it wrong.


You just go straight up & down?

How pedestrian!
 
2018-07-11 03:45:19 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Relatively Obscure: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out

Apparently, he calls masturbation 'twisting fate'.

If you're twisting it, you're doing it wrong.

You just go straight up & down?

How pedestrian!


The orbital sander doesn't do "up & down," sadly.
 
2018-07-11 03:53:22 PM  
It's pretty damn obvious that this scumbag---assuming he exists (one never knows with agony aunts)---has been jerking off to fantasies of this "family friend" (his children's friend, not actually his) for years, and wants to blackmail her into having an affair with him. Or else why mention all the stuff she might lose if she doesn't?

People with any decency and who meant their "family friends" well would know exactly what to do---keep their farking yaps shut.

(They might make a point of finding another way to entertain themselves during self-abuse.)
 
2018-07-11 03:55:43 PM  
I met Marilyn Chambers once. She was sweet and funny.
 
2018-07-11 04:21:55 PM  
By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out she has been acting in hardcore pornographic videos for the last year

That is my new default excuse when I'm caught watching porn.
 
2018-07-11 04:22:27 PM  
I am in shock. I am so afraid for her future if her employer, or someone else, makes the same discovery. She's an adult and is free to make her choices, but if someone makes the connection, in this internet-fueled world, it will follow her for the rest of her life. I'm afraid she'll lose her job and never be taken seriously as a professional again. I'm afraid for her health and safety.
Should you expose someone who is cheating? »
I have not talked to anyone about this. Whom (if anybody) should I tell? Should I just shut up and let the chips fall where they may? We all love this girl very much, and I'm heartsick. What is the right thing to do?
- Worried Friend

Dear Friend:You should raise your concerns directly to the woman at the heart of this - not with her parents, or other people. Let her know what you have become aware of, voice your opinion and worries and try to do so without judgment.
What is her stage name??????
 
2018-07-11 04:26:41 PM  

adamgreeney: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out she has been acting in hardcore pornographic videos for the last year

That is my new default excuse when I'm caught watching porn.


My fingers slipped. I did not try to search for hot teenage anal bondage sluts.
 
2018-07-11 04:27:19 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Petit_Merdeux: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Relatively Obscure: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out

Apparently, he calls masturbation 'twisting fate'.

If you're twisting it, you're doing it wrong.

You just go straight up & down?

How pedestrian!

The orbital sander doesn't do "up & down," sadly.


You all should really try the Delaware Piñata.
Much more interesting.
 
2018-07-11 04:41:20 PM  
No one has posted yet about how all pr0n performers are emotional cripples from broken families who are dead inside?

What happened to the Fark I knew.
 
2018-07-11 04:46:07 PM  
31-year old porn star with post-grad degree who's been working for a major distributor for the last year.  Doesn't seem too difficult.  (Apart from the letter being fake.)
 
2018-07-11 04:49:31 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: No one has posted yet about how all pr0n performers are emotional cripples from broken families who are dead inside?

What happened to the Fark I knew.


Mortgages, taxes, and the Trumpulican Way.
 
2018-07-11 04:58:02 PM  
I also do extensive research online to make sure no family friends are doing porn. My work goes on unappreciated.
 
2018-07-11 04:59:47 PM  

Myrdinn: Mortgages, taxes, Reality, and the Trumpulican Way. Growing up.


fixed
 
2018-07-11 05:03:50 PM  
There was a fark link to a former firefighter who found less harassment in stripping and porn. 
Much of the fark discussion dwelt on her obviously generic plastic surgery and/or makeup.  In practice, I have to wonder if same was not only more profitable, but also useful for when she "went legit" and didn't want to be immediately identified as who she had been.

Obviously she would have to stay way from fundy and incel types (and anybody else who constantly hate-fapped to porn), but I'd expect few people would recognise her original face after seeing "generic Barbie #23" on a computer screen.
 
2018-07-11 05:07:53 PM  
He found out by accident when he was shopping for a new black couch.
 
2018-07-11 05:11:34 PM  
She might have multiple personalities and not realize what she's doing. Telling her might be dangerous.
 
2018-07-11 06:45:48 PM  
I thought these letters usually started out with "Dear Penthouse..."
 
2018-07-11 06:47:30 PM  
The obvious thing to do is to keep your mouth shut and hang onto this information like grim death.  You never know when it will come in handy.  Perhaps she'll have political aspirations or become a billionaire CEO where she might be able to "do you a solid".  (No, not in that disgusting porn-related way.)  Always remember to not only CHOOSE your friends wisely, but to USE them wisely as well.
 
2018-07-11 07:22:16 PM  
Based on my browsing experience, I'd assume that at least 75% of the population has appeared in pornos.
 
2018-07-11 08:43:09 PM  

mr lawson: He found out by accident when he was shopping for a new black couch.


Well done.
 
2018-07-11 09:32:45 PM  
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2018-07-11 10:00:30 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: There was a fark link to a former firefighter who found less harassment in stripping and porn. 
Much of the fark discussion dwelt on her obviously generic plastic surgery and/or makeup.  In practice, I have to wonder if same was not only more profitable, but also useful for when she "went legit" and didn't want to be immediately identified as who she had been.

Obviously she would have to stay way from fundy and incel types (and anybody else who constantly hate-fapped to porn), but I'd expect few people would recognise her original face after seeing "generic Barbie #23" on a computer screen.


Um, those who knew her would notice that she went from her original face to "generic Barbie #23" in real life; that sort of thing is kind of noticeable.

By now it should be fairly affordable to digitally paste faces onto porn stars.  Besides providing anonymity, this would allow producers to hire uglier actresses and conceal aging.
 
2018-07-12 05:27:48 AM  
"I'm afraid for her future if anyone finds out, whom should I tell?"
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-07-12 11:28:03 PM  

flondrix: yet_another_wumpus: There was a fark link to a former firefighter who found less harassment in stripping and porn. 
Much of the fark discussion dwelt on her obviously generic plastic surgery and/or makeup.  In practice, I have to wonder if same was not only more profitable, but also useful for when she "went legit" and didn't want to be immediately identified as who she had been.

Obviously she would have to stay way from fundy and incel types (and anybody else who constantly hate-fapped to porn), but I'd expect few people would recognise her original face after seeing "generic Barbie #23" on a computer screen.

Um, those who knew her would notice that she went from her original face to "generic Barbie #23" in real life; that sort of thing is kind of noticeable.

By now it should be fairly affordable to digitally paste faces onto porn stars.  Besides providing anonymity, this would allow producers to hire uglier actresses and conceal aging.


Just go fark yourself.
 
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