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1009 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 11 Jul 2018 at 3:55 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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6 days ago  
She is Phi Beta Kappa and graduated magna cum laude ...

More like magna cum loud, you mean.
 
6 days ago  
I think I've "seen" this "movie."
 
6 days ago  
How could dude type the email one-handed?
 
6 days ago  
Or, you know, take the responsible option, and MIND YOUR OWN FARKING BUSINESS, you perv.
 
6 days ago  
People have sex. Some of us get paid to have it on film.

//and by "us" I mean "other people who are not me"
 
6 days ago  
There were 10 pages of her videos when I Googled her stage name.

and I studied each one of them very carefully.
 
6 days ago  
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ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
6 days ago  
This is literally unbelievable.
 
6 days ago  
Has a full time job but has time to crank out 10 pages worth of videos in a year?

I'm assuming amateur or cam model.
 
6 days ago  
Why would you care?  If I found out a family friend was an adult star I'd treat him / her like I always did, I might be more protective since they are part of the family.
 
6 days ago  
I just found out she has been acting in hardcore pornographic videos for the last year

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
6 days ago  

weddingsinger: Has a full time job but has time to crank out 10 pages worth of videos in a year?

I'm assuming amateur or cam model.


They're all gonzo vids.  And maybe some fozzy bear and Swedish chef...
 
6 days ago  
I went searching on google, I think I figured out who it is.

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6 days ago  
I don't judge when people have bills to pay.

If I had the looks, I'd be a stripper or porn "star" any day.
 
6 days ago  
He just came across her site*.
*well technically across his monitor, but you know what I means.
 
6 days ago  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I don't judge when people have bills to pay.

If I had the looks, I'd be a stripper or porn "star" any day.


If you don't have the looks, just make the door charge both directions. $5 to get in, $20 to get out.
 
6 days ago  

neritz: ecmoRandomNumbers: I don't judge when people have bills to pay.

If I had the looks, I'd be a stripper or porn "star" any day.

If you don't have the looks, just make the door charge both directions. $5 to get in, $20 to get out.


You are a thinker and problem-solver,
 
6 days ago  
By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out

Apparently, he calls masturbation 'twisting fate'.
 
6 days ago  
College doesn't  pay for itself...
 
6 days ago  
FTFA: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out...

For "by an absolutely bizarre twist of fate" read "during my lonely, nightly, hand-lotion smeared web surfing for porn", although "bizarre" and "twisted" probably still fit in there somewhere.
 
6 days ago  

Relatively Obscure: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out

Apparently, he calls masturbation 'twisting fate'.


If you're twisting it, you're doing it wrong.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Relatively Obscure: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out

Apparently, he calls masturbation 'twisting fate'.

If you're twisting it, you're doing it wrong.


You just go straight up & down?

How pedestrian!
 
6 days ago  

Petit_Merdeux: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Relatively Obscure: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out

Apparently, he calls masturbation 'twisting fate'.

If you're twisting it, you're doing it wrong.

You just go straight up & down?

How pedestrian!


The orbital sander doesn't do "up & down," sadly.
 
6 days ago  
It's pretty damn obvious that this scumbag---assuming he exists (one never knows with agony aunts)---has been jerking off to fantasies of this "family friend" (his children's friend, not actually his) for years, and wants to blackmail her into having an affair with him. Or else why mention all the stuff she might lose if she doesn't?

People with any decency and who meant their "family friends" well would know exactly what to do---keep their farking yaps shut.

(They might make a point of finding another way to entertain themselves during self-abuse.)
 
6 days ago  
I met Marilyn Chambers once. She was sweet and funny.
 
6 days ago  
By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out she has been acting in hardcore pornographic videos for the last year

That is my new default excuse when I'm caught watching porn.
 
6 days ago  
I am in shock. I am so afraid for her future if her employer, or someone else, makes the same discovery. She's an adult and is free to make her choices, but if someone makes the connection, in this internet-fueled world, it will follow her for the rest of her life. I'm afraid she'll lose her job and never be taken seriously as a professional again. I'm afraid for her health and safety.
Should you expose someone who is cheating? »
I have not talked to anyone about this. Whom (if anybody) should I tell? Should I just shut up and let the chips fall where they may? We all love this girl very much, and I'm heartsick. What is the right thing to do?
- Worried Friend

Dear Friend:You should raise your concerns directly to the woman at the heart of this - not with her parents, or other people. Let her know what you have become aware of, voice your opinion and worries and try to do so without judgment.
What is her stage name??????
 
6 days ago  

adamgreeney: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out she has been acting in hardcore pornographic videos for the last year

That is my new default excuse when I'm caught watching porn.


My fingers slipped. I did not try to search for hot teenage anal bondage sluts.
 
6 days ago  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Petit_Merdeux: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Relatively Obscure: By an absolutely bizarre twist of fate, I just found out

Apparently, he calls masturbation 'twisting fate'.

If you're twisting it, you're doing it wrong.

You just go straight up & down?

How pedestrian!

The orbital sander doesn't do "up & down," sadly.


You all should really try the Delaware Piñata.
Much more interesting.
 
6 days ago  
No one has posted yet about how all pr0n performers are emotional cripples from broken families who are dead inside?

What happened to the Fark I knew.
 
6 days ago  
31-year old porn star with post-grad degree who's been working for a major distributor for the last year.  Doesn't seem too difficult.  (Apart from the letter being fake.)
 
6 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: No one has posted yet about how all pr0n performers are emotional cripples from broken families who are dead inside?

What happened to the Fark I knew.


Mortgages, taxes, and the Trumpulican Way.
 
6 days ago  
I also do extensive research online to make sure no family friends are doing porn. My work goes on unappreciated.
 
6 days ago  

Myrdinn: Mortgages, taxes, Reality, and the Trumpulican Way. Growing up.


fixed
 
6 days ago  
There was a fark link to a former firefighter who found less harassment in stripping and porn. 
Much of the fark discussion dwelt on her obviously generic plastic surgery and/or makeup.  In practice, I have to wonder if same was not only more profitable, but also useful for when she "went legit" and didn't want to be immediately identified as who she had been.

Obviously she would have to stay way from fundy and incel types (and anybody else who constantly hate-fapped to porn), but I'd expect few people would recognise her original face after seeing "generic Barbie #23" on a computer screen.
 
6 days ago  
He found out by accident when he was shopping for a new black couch.
 
6 days ago  
She might have multiple personalities and not realize what she's doing. Telling her might be dangerous.
 
6 days ago  
I thought these letters usually started out with "Dear Penthouse..."
 
6 days ago  
The obvious thing to do is to keep your mouth shut and hang onto this information like grim death.  You never know when it will come in handy.  Perhaps she'll have political aspirations or become a billionaire CEO where she might be able to "do you a solid".  (No, not in that disgusting porn-related way.)  Always remember to not only CHOOSE your friends wisely, but to USE them wisely as well.
 
6 days ago  
Based on my browsing experience, I'd assume that at least 75% of the population has appeared in pornos.
 
6 days ago  

mr lawson: He found out by accident when he was shopping for a new black couch.


Well done.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

yet_another_wumpus: There was a fark link to a former firefighter who found less harassment in stripping and porn. 
Much of the fark discussion dwelt on her obviously generic plastic surgery and/or makeup.  In practice, I have to wonder if same was not only more profitable, but also useful for when she "went legit" and didn't want to be immediately identified as who she had been.

Obviously she would have to stay way from fundy and incel types (and anybody else who constantly hate-fapped to porn), but I'd expect few people would recognise her original face after seeing "generic Barbie #23" on a computer screen.


Um, those who knew her would notice that she went from her original face to "generic Barbie #23" in real life; that sort of thing is kind of noticeable.

By now it should be fairly affordable to digitally paste faces onto porn stars.  Besides providing anonymity, this would allow producers to hire uglier actresses and conceal aging.
 
5 days ago  
"I'm afraid for her future if anyone finds out, whom should I tell?"
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
5 days ago  

flondrix: yet_another_wumpus: There was a fark link to a former firefighter who found less harassment in stripping and porn. 
Much of the fark discussion dwelt on her obviously generic plastic surgery and/or makeup.  In practice, I have to wonder if same was not only more profitable, but also useful for when she "went legit" and didn't want to be immediately identified as who she had been.

Obviously she would have to stay way from fundy and incel types (and anybody else who constantly hate-fapped to porn), but I'd expect few people would recognise her original face after seeing "generic Barbie #23" on a computer screen.

Um, those who knew her would notice that she went from her original face to "generic Barbie #23" in real life; that sort of thing is kind of noticeable.

By now it should be fairly affordable to digitally paste faces onto porn stars.  Besides providing anonymity, this would allow producers to hire uglier actresses and conceal aging.


Just go fark yourself.
 
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