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2018-07-11 12:53:31 PM  
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2018-07-11 01:03:55 PM  
Whelp, yet another Trump Administration photo for my archive. It all started with this one.. I knew there was going to be a problem when I saw it:

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Well, at least this was back when he had people staging photos for him.
 
2018-07-11 01:08:09 PM  
Was there an eclipse that I was unaware of?
 
2018-07-11 01:09:33 PM  
Hey look, a dead bird!

Trump: Where?
 
2018-07-11 01:13:04 PM  

CipollinaFan: Was there an eclipse that I was unaware of?


I love the pained expression on her face.

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2018-07-11 01:23:41 PM  
Blatant theft from another thread:

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2018-07-11 01:27:36 PM  

Praise Cheesus: Blatant theft from another thread:

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I was waiting for some sort of inspiration and that just sucked it all right out.  Props to whoever.
 
2018-07-11 01:35:42 PM  
Jeez, button your coat. For a guy who talks "class" all the time you'd think he could handle the basics.
 
2018-07-11 01:39:36 PM  

Praise Cheesus: Blatant theft from another thread:

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It looks like he's dressed like a cardinal.
 
2018-07-11 01:40:05 PM  

edmo: Jeez, button your coat. For a guy who talks "class" all the time you'd think he could handle the basics.


But then you wouldn't be able to fully see his scotch-taped tie hanging down to his knees.
 
2018-07-11 01:43:30 PM  
Most families don't have a crazy uncle whose idea of hijinx involve depositing a turd in the punchbowl.  Ours does.
 
2018-07-11 01:45:01 PM  

edmo: Jeez, button your coat. For a guy who talks "class" all the time you'd think he could handle the basics.


I mean, he is a fat f*ck.
 
2018-07-11 01:46:05 PM  
LOOK, Halley's Comet!
 
2018-07-11 01:47:36 PM  
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2018-07-11 01:48:05 PM  
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2018-07-11 01:52:33 PM  

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The hands are a real nice touch.
 
2018-07-11 01:52:40 PM  
"Everybody look to their left real quick"
 
2018-07-11 01:54:26 PM  
Looking for that damned eclipse again.
 
2018-07-11 01:54:43 PM  
*fart*

Hey, who farted, y'all?
 
2018-07-11 01:54:45 PM  
The new VW automobile was rolling up to the place and someone yelled "Look at the golf!"

/How can we shoot golf?  We aint got no guns
//Hey!  It rolled in to that hole
///(snaps finger, looks upset) Just my luck
 
2018-07-11 01:55:50 PM  
While he is no adorable corgi, he does represent maximum derp.
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2018-07-11 01:56:27 PM  
My family has 2.

3 if you count me. And you probably should.
 
2018-07-11 01:58:08 PM  
Hey Justin, Pull my finger!
 
2018-07-11 01:58:16 PM  

LL316: Praise Cheesus: Blatant theft from another thread:

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The hands are a real nice touch.


ha!  I missed that...thanks for the laugh.
 
2018-07-11 01:58:19 PM  
If that doesn't farking sum up the general direction of the cliff we're heading toward.

Tilting at the goddamn windmills, Don Cheetote.
 
2018-07-11 01:58:50 PM  
Wait a minute, that says OTAN.

There, I fixed it.

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2018-07-11 01:58:57 PM  
Just so we're clear: Dolt 45 will sit down with Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin but not Robert Meuller.
 
2018-07-11 02:00:07 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Whelp, yet another Trump Administration photo for my archive. It all started with this one.. I knew there was going to be a problem when I saw it:

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Well, at least this was back when he had people staging photos for him.


First time I noticed
Does that say
Thank you Jesus
For
Lord Donald Trump
 
2018-07-11 02:00:36 PM  

edmo: Jeez, button your coat. For a guy who talks "class" all the time you'd think he could handle the basics.


There's a greater than 0 chance that he physically can't because the coat is too small to close around his bloated, cesspit of a gut. Or his tiny hands just can't work the button.
Really, either one sounds plausible.
 
2018-07-11 02:01:36 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Just so we're clear: Dolt 45 will sit down with Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin but not Robert Meuller.


Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
2018-07-11 02:01:53 PM  

foo monkey: CipollinaFan: Was there an eclipse that I was unaware of?

I love the pained expression on her face.

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2018-07-11 02:02:19 PM  

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winner, winner- chicken dinner! The rare funny and smart double header!
 
2018-07-11 02:02:28 PM  
Yep. There he is. Being stupid with that damn red menace tied around his neck.
 
2018-07-11 02:02:56 PM  
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JCWTF???
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2018-07-11 02:03:09 PM  
What were they all looking at anyways, a float?
 
2018-07-11 02:03:13 PM  
Ok, I read some of the comments and came across this:

I served in NATO during the cold war.

Ummmmmmmmmmm..... wat?

NATO is not an organization that has it's own troops.  Same as the UN.  There are troops that are seconded to NATO for the duration of the event, but they are still under the command of their regular command structure.
 
2018-07-11 02:03:43 PM  
He is such a dumb fark.
 
2018-07-11 02:04:06 PM  

Praise Cheesus: Blatant theft from another thread:

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Ya know, I had to scroll back up to Original to see if that tie was real or 'shooped.  This is the universe we live in now.
 
2018-07-11 02:04:48 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Whelp, yet another Trump Administration photo for my archive. It all started with this one.. I knew there was going to be a problem when I saw it:

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Well, at least this was back when he had people staging photos for him.


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2018-07-11 02:05:11 PM  
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/ From a previous summit
 
2018-07-11 02:05:29 PM  

cousin-merle: Wait a minute, that says OTAN.

There, I fixed it.

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"Wrong! That sign is wrong! This is NATO, not OTAN. Complete disaster. A lot of people wouldn't notice that was spelled wrong, but I'm like a really smart guy and I noticed right away. Sad. And you want us to pay for you? Oh boy, bing bong ding ding doing boing."
 
2018-07-11 02:05:34 PM  

Gaddiel: edmo: Jeez, button your coat. For a guy who talks "class" all the time you'd think he could handle the basics.

There's a greater than 0 chance that he physically can't because the coat is too small to close around his bloated, cesspit of a gut. Or his tiny hands just can't work the button.
Really, either one sounds plausible.


Dementia symptoms vary depending on the cause, but common signs and symptoms include:

- Memory loss, which is usually noticed by a spouse or someone else
- Difficulty communicating or finding words
- Difficulty reasoning or problem-solving

- Difficulty handling complex tasks
- Difficulty with planning and organizing
- Difficulty with coordination and motor functions
- Confusion and disorientation
 
2018-07-11 02:06:40 PM  
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2018-07-11 02:07:55 PM  

mcsiegs: LL316: Praise Cheesus: Blatant theft from another thread:

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The hands are a real nice touch.

ha!  I missed that...thanks for the laugh.


ditto:)
 
2018-07-11 02:08:04 PM  

Prey4reign: Most families don't have a crazy uncle whose idea of hijinx involve depositing a turd in the punchbowl.  Ours does.


One of my great-uncles was infamous for dropping a Baby Ruth bar in the 30 gallon galvanized "punch bowl" at family reunions.  That practice came to a halt after one of the cousins grabbed what he thought was another Baby Ruth bar floating in the swimming pool...
 
2018-07-11 02:10:35 PM  

spongeboob: Tr0mBoNe: Whelp, yet another Trump Administration photo for my archive. It all started with this one.. I knew there was going to be a problem when I saw it:

[img.fark.net image 636x364]
Well, at least this was back when he had people staging photos for him.

First time I noticed
Does that say
Thank you Jesus
For
Lord Donald Trump


No. It says "Thank you, Jesus, for Lord President Trump".
 
2018-07-11 02:11:07 PM  
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2018-07-11 02:11:45 PM  
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'Member last year?
 
2018-07-11 02:12:41 PM  
Jesus H. Christ, this farking guy, I tell ya...
 
2018-07-11 02:16:22 PM  
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/ obligatory "crazy uncle" 'shop
 
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