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(Mirror.co.uk)   PSA: Helium balloons float away, even it you do tie a £120 ruby ring to it   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2018-07-11 02:47:06 PM  
Wha... what is that ring being modeled on??
 
2018-07-11 03:51:35 PM  
I'd have thought that 120 pounds would be enough weight to keep it down. Guess not.
 
2018-07-11 03:52:08 PM  
Go ahead, make it easy for the Nazgul why don't you?
 
2018-07-11 03:52:26 PM  
That must have been a huge balloon to carry off a 120 pound ring.
 
2018-07-11 03:54:00 PM  
Thats what you get for being a cheap bastard.
 
2018-07-11 03:57:14 PM  

lindalouwho: Wha... what is that ring being modeled on??


Not sure if
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2018-07-11 03:57:44 PM  
A 120£ ruby ring is not a ruby ring.
 
2018-07-11 04:01:44 PM  

Schmerd1948: A 120£ ruby ring is not a ruby ring.


It's a rubby ring, made in China.
 
2018-07-11 04:02:14 PM  

lindalouwho: Wha... what is that ring being modeled on??


That freaked me out, too.

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Yikes.  There's some naked mole rat DNA in there.
 
2018-07-11 04:04:24 PM  

sunderland56: I'd have thought that 120 pounds would be enough weight to keep it down. Guess not.


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2018-07-11 04:04:40 PM  

Snarfangel: That must have been a huge balloon to carry off a 120 pound ring.


Oooooohhhhh

/I'm a moran
 
2018-07-11 04:08:40 PM  

idrow: lindalouwho: Wha... what is that ring being modeled on??

That freaked me out, too.

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Yikes.  There's some naked mole rat DNA in there.


Have you ever seen your fingers?
 
2018-07-11 04:11:13 PM  

blatz514: Snarfangel: That must have been a huge balloon to carry off a 120 pound ring.

Oooooohhhhh

/I'm a moran


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2018-07-11 04:22:31 PM  

Snarfangel: Schmerd1948: A 120£ ruby ring is not a ruby ring.

It's a rubby ring, made in China.


So, a luby ling?

/how do i report myself?
 
2018-07-11 04:24:33 PM  

Richard Saunders: Snarfangel: Schmerd1948: A 120£ ruby ring is not a ruby ring.

It's a rubby ring, made in China.

So, a luby ling?

/how do i report myself?


Uncle Benny, is that you?

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2018-07-11 04:27:35 PM  
She plumped for a helium balloon. Is that really necessary.
 
2018-07-11 04:38:02 PM  

blatz514: Snarfangel: That must have been a huge balloon to carry off a 120 pound ring.

Oooooohhhhh

/I'm a moran


Nah. I read it out loud as "a 120 quid ring" the first time myself.
 
2018-07-11 04:41:23 PM  

sunderland56: blatz514: Snarfangel: That must have been a huge balloon to carry off a 120 pound ring.

Oooooohhhhh

/I'm a moran

Nah. I read it out loud as "a 120 quid ring" the first time myself.


You actually use that word in your internal monologue?

I would never read "$120" as "one hundred twenty bucks".
 
2018-07-11 04:46:08 PM  
It's from the mirror, so now I'm skeptical that aluminum even exists.
 
2018-07-11 04:47:18 PM  

sunderland56: blatz514: Snarfangel: That must have been a huge balloon to carry off a 120 pound ring.

Oooooohhhhh

/I'm a moran

Nah. I read it out loud as "a 120 quid ring" the first time myself.


read that as "a 120 squid ring" and that that would have been a huge farking balloon
 
2018-07-11 04:52:54 PM  
Well, at least there wasn't an ER visit to clear out the Kinder Surprise this time.
 
2018-07-11 04:55:07 PM  
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2018-07-11 05:03:33 PM  
"Plumped for a helium balloon"?

Did she take a waspy at the same time?

/how's your father.
 
2018-07-11 05:06:09 PM  

blatz514: Snarfangel: That must have been a huge balloon to carry off a 120 pound ring.

Oooooohhhhh

/I'm a moran


Don't feel bad, it took me a few seconds to get the joke as well.
 
2018-07-11 05:08:46 PM  
Don't worry mum, just grab a few boxes of cracker jax and you will find a much better ring.
 
2018-07-11 05:08:49 PM  

FrancoFile: sunderland56: blatz514: Snarfangel: That must have been a huge balloon to carry off a 120 pound ring.

Oooooohhhhh

/I'm a moran

Nah. I read it out loud as "a 120 quid ring" the first time myself.

You actually use that word in your internal monologue?

I would never read "$120" as "one hundred twenty bucks".


You mean, CXX greenbacks. Obviously.
 
2018-07-11 05:15:45 PM  
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2018-07-11 05:17:46 PM  

blatz514: Snarfangel: That must have been a huge balloon to carry off a 120 pound ring.

Oooooohhhhh

/I'm a moran


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2018-07-11 05:30:45 PM  
Even it?

The shame of a typo in a Fark headline.
 
2018-07-11 05:38:52 PM  
That's an ugly ugly ring.
£120 is alot of money. But not for a "ruby" ring. I think the person who was receiving it would much rather receive amazon gift cards.
 
2018-07-11 06:14:37 PM  
That ruby looks like a wad of chewed Dentyne.
 
2018-07-11 07:45:01 PM  
Good thing she didn't give it to a child.  If that thing can carry off a hundred and twenty pound object, a child is not going to stand a chance.
 
2018-07-11 08:38:02 PM  

gnosis301: idrow: lindalouwho: Wha... what is that ring being modeled on??

That freaked me out, too.

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Yikes.  There's some naked mole rat DNA in there.

Have you ever seen your fingers?


I'll look at them. Wait a sec, I left them somewhere around here.
 
2018-07-11 09:19:25 PM  
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Seen better looking rings come out of these.
 
2018-07-11 11:48:48 PM  
"oh ruuuuby....for gods sake turn around"
 
6 days ago  
Looked for something to weigh it down with? Should have used the necklace...
 
6 days ago  
The weirdest part of all of this.  Well, beyond putting a ring in a helium filled balloon.  I mean, she had to have the helium tank there and fill the balloon after putting the ring in, right?  

She was inside the house, she put the ring in the balloon, turned around to find a weight, the balloon floated out of the room, through the next room, and out an open door in 30 seconds or less with no breeze.
 
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