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(I Heart Radio)   Former Secretary of State John Kerry's statement on Trump's comments at the start of the NATO summit roughly translates to, "Shut your damn mouth"   ( realtalk910.iheart.com) divider line
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2018-07-11 12:41:01 PM  
Trump is the best asset Russian money and blackmail could ever buy.
 
2018-07-11 12:49:53 PM  
Trump would not have acted even slightly differently if Putin himself had his hand up Trump's ass.

/which he does
 
2018-07-11 12:59:25 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump would not have acted even slightly differently if Putin himself had his hand up Trump's ass.

/which he does


How is it possible for Putin to find enough room up there what with Trump's head taking up all that space?
 
2018-07-11 01:04:14 PM  

Prey4reign: Marcus Aurelius: Trump would not have acted even slightly differently if Putin himself had his hand up Trump's ass.

/which he does

How is it possible for Putin to find enough room up there what with Trump's head taking up all that space?


It's a really, really big ass.
 
2018-07-11 01:16:00 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Prey4reign: Marcus Aurelius: Trump would not have acted even slightly differently if Putin himself had his hand up Trump's ass.

/which he does

How is it possible for Putin to find enough room up there what with Trump's head taking up all that space?

It's a really, really big ass.


The yugest and bigliest sphincter, believe me.
 
2018-07-11 01:29:20 PM  

Chariset: AdmirableSnackbar: Prey4reign: Marcus Aurelius: Trump would not have acted even slightly differently if Putin himself had his hand up Trump's ass.

/which he does

How is it possible for Putin to find enough room up there what with Trump's head taking up all that space?

It's a really, really big ass.

The yugest and bigliest sphincter, believe me.


It's tremendous, you're gonna love it.
 
2018-07-11 01:32:32 PM  
Further proof of how uncivil liberals are.  And Kerry has the nerve to call himself a diplomatic.
 
2018-07-11 02:49:41 PM  
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2018-07-11 06:07:46 PM  
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2018-07-11 07:08:41 PM  
I really like John Kerry. I voted for him in '04. I just wish I could read about him without thinking of Thurston Howell III:

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2018-07-11 07:53:01 PM  
Suggesting that Rump shut his mouth is tantamount to suggesting he sprout wings and fly.
It isn't within his capabilities.
He would suffocate, like a shark, or something.
 
2018-07-11 07:54:12 PM  
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2018-07-11 07:54:27 PM  
There's dumb.
There's clinical mental retardation.
Then there's Trump.
 
2018-07-11 07:54:39 PM  
Like Trump is going to listen to a "Liberal Democrat" as he likes to say
 
2018-07-11 07:54:58 PM  
What shy a guy with three purple hearts be listened to?

I mean Trump has one himself.  He took it off an old confused veteran...
 
2018-07-11 08:07:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: There's dumb.
There's clinical mental retardation.
Then there's Trump.


Then there's Trump's lawyers
Then there's Trump's loyal followers
Then there's I'm Eric
 
2018-07-11 08:07:54 PM  
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Yeah, these people are totally interested in what John Kerry has to say.

I take some small solace in the fact that the woman pictured is much more likely dead than not by now though.
 
2018-07-11 08:10:05 PM  
Gosh, remember when a war hero who realized war was stupid and awful and should be avoided -- and had the unmitigated audacity to _windsurf_!! egads!! -- was an unelectable, unAmerican, laughable candidate for president?  Good times.

/ though I largely blame Mr. Newsom for providing the (R)-asshole bloc with a free GOTV drive
 
2018-07-11 08:10:27 PM  
I'm not clicking an IhateRadio link.

/go bankrupt already
 
2018-07-11 08:10:32 PM  
i like the way kerry used 'harangue' right at the start.

trump would likely have to try to process the word at a deep thought level, and in doing so my money would be on a vision of a meringue popping into his head, so that the chance he took-in anything beyond that that kerry wrote is about zero
 
2018-07-11 08:14:05 PM  

21-7-b: i like the way kerry used 'harangue' right at the start.

trump would likely have to try to process the word at a deep thought level, and in doing so my money would be on a vision of a meringue popping into his head, so that the chance he took-in anything beyond that that kerry wrote is about zero


No he'd think about that gorilla that got shot. I think it was on the gorilla channel.

/Ducks out for Harangue
 
2018-07-11 08:15:15 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: [img.fark.net image 355x450]Yeah, these people are totally interested in what John Kerry has to say.

I take some small solace in the fact that the woman pictured is much more likely dead than not by now though.


She may not be dead. Your and my tax dollars may be working hard keeping her alive.
 
2018-07-11 08:19:17 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Occam's Disposable Razor: [img.fark.net image 355x450]Yeah, these people are totally interested in what John Kerry has to say.

I take some small solace in the fact that the woman pictured is much more likely dead than not by now though.

She may not be dead. Your and my tax dollars may be working hard keeping her alive.


Working hard to keep her alive you say? So she's in a good deal of pain?

Good, keep her alive as long as humanly possible. Sanctity of life and all.
 
2018-07-11 08:19:26 PM  
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2018-07-11 08:22:06 PM  

Tannhauser: 21-7-b: i like the way kerry used 'harangue' right at the start.

trump would likely have to try to process the word at a deep thought level, and in doing so my money would be on a vision of a meringue popping into his head, so that the chance he took-in anything beyond that that kerry wrote is about zero

No he'd think about that gorilla that got shot. I think it was on the gorilla channel.

/Ducks out for Harangue


yeah, come to think of it, i'm leaning that way now. you have to say that there's a pretty good chance don jr has a huge photoshop just inside his door of him with the carcass and has been telling everyone he was the one they had to call to take the shot
 
2018-07-11 08:23:25 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Chariset: AdmirableSnackbar: Prey4reign: Marcus Aurelius: Trump would not have acted even slightly differently if Putin himself had his hand up Trump's ass.

/which he does

How is it possible for Putin to find enough room up there what with Trump's head taking up all that space?

It's a really, really big ass.

The yugest and bigliest sphincter, believe me.

It's tremendous, you're gonna love it.


Many people are saying that. Many, many people.
 
2018-07-11 08:24:32 PM  
Hard hitting reporting by iHeartradio
 
2018-07-11 08:28:24 PM  
gee golly...the SOS from the admin with a strict policy of fellatiating all foreign governments so they would by golly like us doesnt like an approach that doesnt involve skinned knees and lock jaw.


Every ally spending less than 2% of their GDP needs to dig deeper and make a concrete commitment to do more. And all you have to do is look at a map in order to understand why - Ukraine, Iraq, Syria - all threats to peace and to security, and they surround the region," Secretary of State John Kerry said at NATO headquarters in Brussels in 2014.
 
2018-07-11 08:28:36 PM  
IHeartRadio?  owned by Clear Channel.  GOP tools.
 
2018-07-11 08:30:42 PM  

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2018-07-11 08:34:56 PM  
Didn't stop your ass from sitting there, or continuing to serve his bullshiat agenda, Kelly.

The same stink is associated with your complicit ass.
 
2018-07-11 08:36:23 PM  

derpes_simplex: I'm not clicking an IhateRadio link.

/go bankrupt already


What is the hate for I heart radio all about?
 
2018-07-11 08:36:40 PM  

SFSailor: Gosh, remember when a war hero who realized war was stupid and awful and should be avoided -- and had the unmitigated audacity to _windsurf_!! egads!! -- was an unelectable, unAmerican, laughable candidate for president?  Good times.

/ though I largely blame Mr. Newsom for providing the (R)-asshole bloc with a free GOTV drive


But but but his swift boat!
 
2018-07-11 08:37:41 PM  

face bacon: derpes_simplex: I'm not clicking an IhateRadio link.

/go bankrupt already

What is the hate for I heart radio all about?


It's rebranded ClearChannel
 
2018-07-11 08:38:00 PM  
Don't worry everyone. Other countries were taken advantage of the U.S. and now Trump has to be the 'bad guy' and get tough and strict which will anger them. The next President that comes along can be the "nice guy" and be a little less strict while still stronger than previous Presidents before Trump. He can be cheered by the other countries and America's favorability can rise again in the world.
 
2018-07-11 08:39:08 PM  
Going to be sad watching 76 year old Kerry's pathetic attempt to make run at the 2020 election.
 
2018-07-11 08:39:21 PM  

Chuck87: Don't worry everyone. Other countries were taken advantage of the U.S. and now Trump has to be the 'bad guy' and get tough and strict which will anger them. The next President that comes along can be the "nice guy" and be a little less strict while still stronger than previous Presidents before Trump. He can be cheered by the other countries and America's favorability can rise again in the world.


By Tough and Strict you mean kiss Putin's ass.
 
2018-07-11 08:39:32 PM  

wearsmyshoes: gee golly...the SOS from the admin with a strict policy of fellatiating all foreign governments so they would by golly like us doesnt like an approach that doesnt involve skinned knees and lock jaw.


Every ally spending less than 2% of their GDP needs to dig deeper and make a concrete commitment to do more. And all you have to do is look at a map in order to understand why - Ukraine, Iraq, Syria - all threats to peace and to security, and they surround the region," Secretary of State John Kerry said at NATO headquarters in Brussels in 2014.


[Kerry putting some pressure on NATO countries to increase military] =/= [Trump's antagonist babbling]

But hey, thanks for playing!
 
2018-07-11 08:39:54 PM  

Mad_Radhu: face bacon: derpes_simplex: I'm not clicking an IhateRadio link.

/go bankrupt already

What is the hate for I heart radio all about?

It's rebranded ClearChannel


Oh, didn't know that.

New question;  what's the deal with clear channel?

/Naïve canadian
 
2018-07-11 08:41:35 PM  

face bacon: Mad_Radhu: face bacon: derpes_simplex: I'm not clicking an IhateRadio link.

/go bankrupt already

What is the hate for I heart radio all about?

It's rebranded ClearChannel

Oh, didn't know that.

New question;  what's the deal with clear channel?

/Naïve canadian


They are the ass cancer that killed terrestrial radio in th US.
 
2018-07-11 08:41:50 PM  

functional13: wearsmyshoes: gee golly...the SOS from the admin with a strict policy of fellatiating all foreign governments so they would by golly like us doesnt like an approach that doesnt involve skinned knees and lock jaw.


Every ally spending less than 2% of their GDP needs to dig deeper and make a concrete commitment to do more. And all you have to do is look at a map in order to understand why - Ukraine, Iraq, Syria - all threats to peace and to security, and they surround the region," Secretary of State John Kerry said at NATO headquarters in Brussels in 2014.

[Kerry putting some pressure on NATO countries to increase military] =/= [Trump's antagonist babbling]

But hey, thanks for playing!


*military spending
 
2018-07-11 08:42:10 PM  

Chuck87: Don't worry everyone. Other countries were taken advantage of the U.S. and now Trump has to be the 'bad guy' and get tough and strict which will anger them. The next President that comes along can be the "nice guy" and be a little less strict while still stronger than previous Presidents before Trump. He can be cheered by the other countries and America's favorability can rise again in the world.


What do you mean "Bad Guy"?
Do you think he's doing a bad job of sucking Putin's cock?
Is that what "Bad guy" means now?
 
2018-07-11 08:42:22 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: SFSailor: Gosh, remember when a war hero who realized war was stupid and awful and should be avoided -- and had the unmitigated audacity to _windsurf_!! egads!! -- was an unelectable, unAmerican, laughable candidate for president?  Good times.

/ though I largely blame Mr. Newsom for providing the (R)-asshole bloc with a free GOTV drive

But but but his swift boat!


Seriously.  How the (R) party not only survived handing out Purple Heart bandaids to fat, old, white shiatheads but also RETAINED THE VOTES OF MILITARY MEMBERS AND VETS vexes and infuriates me.

Weaponized Assholery and Coordinated Willful Ignorance, and we've been paying the price for a looonnnngg time.

/ I still lay a lot of blame for 2004 on Mr. Newsom, though
 
2018-07-11 08:43:36 PM  

houstondragon: Didn't stop your ass from sitting there, or continuing to serve his bullshiat agenda, Kelly.

The same stink is associated with your complicit ass.


one of these things is NOT like the other

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Hint- one was the Secretary of State, and in the Navy ; the other is a POS whose day job is .... fark if I know, and he was a Marine, but he is a disagrace to the uniform that he used to wear . I like to call him Semper Suckass .
 
2018-07-11 08:44:29 PM  

Mad_Radhu: They are the ass cancer that killed terrestrial radio in th US.


Well, they wouldn't have been able to -- or, at least, it wouldn't have been as easy -- if rules regarding ownership of multiple media outlets in one market weren't blown up.

And it's gonna get worse, if the current FCC head has his wealthy-assholes-empowering way.
 
2018-07-11 08:48:28 PM  

SFSailor: Mad_Radhu: They are the ass cancer that killed terrestrial radio in th US.

Well, they wouldn't have been able to -- or, at least, it wouldn't have been as easy -- if rules regarding ownership of multiple media outlets in one market weren't blown up.

And it's gonna get worse, if the current FCC head has his wealthy-assholes-empowering way.


But you'll be able to pay $225 for a premium complaint!
 
2018-07-11 08:49:20 PM  
If there were some sort of cryonics process that would make it possible for John Kerry to be SoS forever, it would be far from the worst thing that ever happened to this country.
 
2018-07-11 08:50:35 PM  

Chuck87: Don't worry everyone. Other countries were taken advantage of the U.S. and now Trump has to be the 'bad guy' and get tough and strict which will anger them. The next President that comes along can be the "nice guy" and be a little less strict while still stronger than previous Presidents before Trump. He can be cheered by the other countries and America's favorability can rise again in the world.


How exactly were other countries taking advantage? You people are so simplistic it hurts my brain, as if NATO has an accounting department and every dollar that another country puts in, the US saves a dollar.
If the US wants to reduce military spending, then they can go right ahead.
/ Now run along
 
2018-07-11 08:53:27 PM  

functional13: wearsmyshoes: gee golly...the SOS from the admin with a strict policy of fellatiating all foreign governments so they would by golly like us doesnt like an approach that doesnt involve skinned knees and lock jaw.


Every ally spending less than 2% of their GDP needs to dig deeper and make a concrete commitment to do more. And all you have to do is look at a map in order to understand why - Ukraine, Iraq, Syria - all threats to peace and to security, and they surround the region," Secretary of State John Kerry said at NATO headquarters in Brussels in 2014.

[Kerry putting some pressure on NATO countries to increase military] =/= [Trump's antagonist babbling]

But hey, thanks for playing!


Yea because Kerry's pressure was oh so effective.
https://www.economist.com/graphic-det​a​il/2017/02/16/military-spending-by-nat​o-members
 
2018-07-11 08:55:22 PM  

Coho: functional13: wearsmyshoes: gee golly...the SOS from the admin with a strict policy of fellatiating all foreign governments so they would by golly like us doesnt like an approach that doesnt involve skinned knees and lock jaw.


Every ally spending less than 2% of their GDP needs to dig deeper and make a concrete commitment to do more. And all you have to do is look at a map in order to understand why - Ukraine, Iraq, Syria - all threats to peace and to security, and they surround the region," Secretary of State John Kerry said at NATO headquarters in Brussels in 2014.

[Kerry putting some pressure on NATO countries to increase military] =/= [Trump's antagonist babbling]

But hey, thanks for playing!

Yea because Kerry's pressure was oh so effective.
https://www.economist.com/graphic-deta​il/2017/02/16/military-spending-by-nat​o-members


I can't fathom what your point is.
Theres a guideline to increase military spending to 2% of GDP by 2022.
Tell me, is it 2022?
/ Now run along
 
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