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(People Magazine)   Estonia preparing for war with Russia, England preparing to riot when Trump arrives while...OMG CARDI B HAD HER BABY   ( people.com) divider line
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s_mcdonald [TotalFark]
2018-07-11 11:00:21 AM  
Well, I do like CardiB
 
holdmybones [TotalFark]
2018-07-11 11:02:06 AM  

s_mcdonald: Well, I do like CardiB


I prefer pullovers, myself.

/ I know it's a bad joke but I'm leaving it anyway
 
The Goddamn Batman [TotalFark]
2018-07-11 11:10:23 AM  
Did she name it Cardi C?

/I'll see myself out
 
ManateeGag
2018-07-11 11:12:25 AM  
it's People Magazine, what are you expecting?
 
Inaditch
2018-07-11 12:09:14 PM  
I guess this makes her a Cardi-mom.
 
EmmaLou
2018-07-11 12:09:23 PM  
She was on SNL that one time and I couldn't understand a word of what she said in any of the promos. Was she speaking English? Nevermind understanding her songs.
 
LucklessWonder
2018-07-11 12:10:30 PM  
Who?
 
LewDux [TotalFark]
2018-07-11 12:15:32 PM  
Estonia preparing for war with Russia, England preparing to riot when Trump arrives while...OMG TOM PETTY POSTHUMOUS BOX SET ANNOUNCED FOR SEPTEMBER WITH 60 UNRELEASED STUDIO AND LIVE RECORDINGS
 
DecemberNitro [recently expired TotalFark]
2018-07-11 12:18:00 PM  
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"In tonight's top story, different media outlets report on different topics. Some focus on breaking global news, while others concentrate on lighter fare like celebrities and TV. Full story about this shocking discovery tonight at 10."
 
Sidepipes
2018-07-11 12:20:02 PM  
Ummm...who?
 
DesertCoyote
2018-07-11 12:20:27 PM  

ManateeGag: it's People Magazine, what are you expecting?


Back in the day, a little show called Entertainment Tonight would get behind-the-scenes access on how movies were made. Now that access costs a lot of money, so they gossip over Meghan Markle's bowel movements on a daily basis.
 
redoctober65 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-07-11 12:21:17 PM  
She was so close, couldn't she have gone with Kulture Klub?
 
ManateeGag
2018-07-11 12:26:51 PM  

DesertCoyote: Meghan Markle's bowel movements


that's someone's fetish.
 
Bovine Diarrhea Virus
2018-07-11 12:29:06 PM  

DesertCoyote: ManateeGag: it's People Magazine, what are you expecting?

Back in the day, a little show called Entertainment Tonight would get behind-the-scenes access on how movies were made. Now that access costs a lot of money, so they gossip over Meghan Markle's bowel movements on a daily basis.


Ummm.....do you have any links to said gossip?  You know, for a friend.
 
WordsnCollision [BareFark]
2018-07-11 12:40:46 PM  
 
JolobinSmokin
2018-07-11 12:40:53 PM  
Has anyone checked on her pregnancy mate Christina P?
 
This text is now purple
2018-07-11 12:41:17 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: Did she name it Cardi C?

/I'll see myself out


Cardi O
 
invictus2
2018-07-11 12:50:03 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: DesertCoyote: ManateeGag: it's People Magazine, what are you expecting?

Back in the day, a little show called Entertainment Tonight would get behind-the-scenes access on how movies were made. Now that access costs a lot of money, so they gossip over Meghan Markle's bowel movements on a daily basis.

Ummm.....do you have any links to said gossip?  You know, for a friend.


Austin Powers - It's a bit nutty
Youtube NxD2VmZiLJ0
 
Oysterman
2018-07-11 01:00:59 PM  
Hey, when I want to read about a geopolitical dumpster fire, Politics tab is right next door.
 
Ow! That was my feelings!
2018-07-11 01:03:31 PM  
Subby seems to think wallowing in the shiat that is the Pol Tab, every second of every day, is normal and healthy. Everyone needs a distraction, except those Farkers, apparently.
 
kab
2018-07-11 01:14:49 PM  

Sidepipes: Ummm...who?


this
 
dittybopper [TotalFark]
2018-07-11 01:42:15 PM  

s_mcdonald: Well, I do like CardiB


I like B-cardi:

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dittybopper [TotalFark]
2018-07-11 01:43:15 PM  

Oysterman: Hey, when I want to read about a geopolitical dumpster fire, Politics tab is right next door.


This is Fark.com.  All the tabs are political now.
 
mrsleep [BareFark]
2018-07-11 01:56:31 PM  
What's a Cardi B?
Was Cardi A in the shop?
 
Rev. Skarekroe
2018-07-11 02:20:52 PM  
I only know who that is because she appeared briefly on the new season of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee.
 
bekovich
2018-07-11 02:26:45 PM  
Wait, Trump is coming here? what the fark does he want.
ulp.  sorry.  New fark policy, whenever someone utters the "T" word outside the politics forum they must have a shot.  Preferable spirit.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost [TotalFark]
2018-07-11 02:27:30 PM  
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Ooba Tooba
2018-07-11 03:35:57 PM  
Aww I bet the proud parents will mumble joyfully when baby mumbles her first mumble.
 
gideon
2018-07-11 04:25:18 PM  
"On July 10, 2018, Cardi B gave birth to her first child, Kulture Kiari Cephus."

Well ... that's ... um ... a name.
 
This text is now purple
2018-07-11 04:55:20 PM  

gideon: "On July 10, 2018, Cardi B gave birth to her first child, Kulture Kiari Cephus."

Well ... that's ... um ... a name.


I'm not sure that's true.
 
dittybopper [TotalFark]
2018-07-11 04:57:56 PM  

gideon: "On July 10, 2018, Cardi B gave birth to her first child, Kulture Kiari Cephus."

Well ... that's ... um ... a name.


Honestly, I'd shy away from spelling "Culture" with a "K", because aside from the asininity of naming your kid "Culture", there is the Nazi association:

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LewDux [TotalFark]
2018-07-11 06:56:24 PM  

dittybopper: gideon: "On July 10, 2018, Cardi B gave birth to her first child, Kulture Kiari Cephus."

Well ... that's ... um ... a name.

Honestly, I'd shy away from spelling "Culture" with a "K", because aside from the asininity of naming your kid "Culture", there is the Nazi association:

[cinema.ucla.edu image 700x340]


FTW FTW FTW Spelling culture with K makes you nazi
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost [TotalFark]
2018-07-11 07:25:44 PM  

gideon: "On July 10, 2018, Cardi B gave birth to her first child, Kulture Kiari Cephus."

Well ... that's ... um ... a name.


Sounds like even Monistat won't clear that up.
 
BubbaBoBobBrain
2018-07-11 07:56:28 PM  

gideon: "On July 10, 2018, Cardi B gave birth to her first child, Kulture Kiari Cephus."

Well ... that's ... um ... a name.


Just be thankful she didn't procreate with Machine-Gun Kelly.
 
Moosedick Gladys Greengroin
2018-07-11 09:19:21 PM  
I am supposed to give a f÷%k why?
 
CigaretteSmokingMan
2018-07-11 09:40:46 PM  
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