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(I Heart Radio)   Sharon Osbourne is working on a movie about the early years of life with Ozzy. Let's give her some help with a title shall we?   ( wsrz.iheart.com) divider line
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2018-07-11 11:19:01 AM  
Into the Void?
 
2018-07-11 11:21:50 AM  
Crazy Train.
 
2018-07-11 11:23:32 AM  
Batshiat Crazzy
 
2018-07-11 11:29:15 AM  
Gnorft Plmmm Frthicak:  Ozzy in his own words.
 
2018-07-11 11:30:16 AM  
Very Close And Extremely Batshiat
 
2018-07-11 11:35:15 AM  

maddan: Gnorft Plmmm Frthicak:  Ozzy in his own words.


Came here to say this...
 
2018-07-11 11:36:22 AM  
Cha-CHING the Musical
 
2018-07-11 11:43:29 AM  
Sharin' Osbourne
 
2018-07-11 11:47:03 AM  
Mumble Mumble...Sharon!
 
2018-07-11 11:49:56 AM  
 Stockholm syndrome has nothing to do with penis pumps
 
2018-07-11 11:50:25 AM  
Shaaaaronnn! The musical
 
2018-07-11 11:51:38 AM  

maddan: Gnorft Plmmm Frthicak:  Ozzy in his own words.


texdent: Mumble Mumble...Sharon!


maddog2030: Shaaaaronnn! The musical


Combine these three.
 
2018-07-11 11:53:49 AM  
How I met your mother and left Black Sabbath.
 
2018-07-11 11:54:23 AM  
Thanks for the Residuals!
 
2018-07-11 11:59:25 AM  
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Pretty sure that Kelly and Jack were the inspiration for AJ and Meadow.

//yeah, yeah, maybe the timing isn't right, but still.
 
2018-07-11 11:59:51 AM  
Iron Man,...nah Marvel would sue.
War Pig,...Pigs might not like being compared to Ozzy.
Goodbye to Romance,...I think that'll work.
 
2018-07-11 12:02:26 PM  
Life Before Fat Offspring
 
2018-07-11 12:02:29 PM  
Before Dio
 
2018-07-11 12:03:32 PM  
Ozzie Osbourne, he says to me one time, he says:

"Hawwwgghhwwilld affffff brrruuuuuuu dkah els goooo dreeee!"

And I believed him ...
 
2018-07-11 12:13:23 PM  
All are Bored! HAHAHAHAHA
 
2018-07-11 12:13:41 PM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Into the Void?


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2018-07-11 12:14:23 PM  
The Osbournes 2: The Search for More Money
 
2018-07-11 12:16:38 PM  
The Wazzat? of Oz
 
2018-07-11 12:19:27 PM  
Bat heads, Bat heads
Roly-poly Bat heads
Bat heads, Bat heads
Eat them up, yum

Bat heads, Bat heads
Roly-poly Bat heads
Bat heads, Bat heads
Eat them up, yum

In the morning, laughing, happy Bat heads
In the evening, floating in the soup

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they can't talk

I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums

Roly-poly Bat heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with Oriental women
Yeah

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they can't talk

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they can't talk
 
2018-07-11 12:24:04 PM  
Ozzy McOzzface.
 
2018-07-11 12:27:55 PM  
"I Should Have Never Given Birth to Kelly Because She Gave Us That God-Awful Cover of "Papa Don't Preach""
 
2018-07-11 12:32:08 PM  
God took Randy Instead
 
2018-07-11 12:32:29 PM  
How One Woman Both Saved and Ruined a Life.
 
2018-07-11 12:33:01 PM  

The_Sponge: "I Should Have Never Given Birth to Kelly Because She Gave Us That God-Awful Cover of "Papa Don't Preach""


But she also did the voice of the best character on Disney's 7D, so it's a wash

The 7D - Im Not Very Nice SONG
Youtube 2FTygC-EiVw
 
2018-07-11 12:35:47 PM  
Yoko Ono II: Satanic Boogaloo
 
2018-07-11 12:35:51 PM  
Killing yourself to live - the story of Ozzy Osbourne.
 
2018-07-11 12:48:27 PM  
Don't Mumble for Me, Argentina
 
2018-07-11 12:53:29 PM  
Dr. Stranglmbhmbm Or, How I Lumurmmhnd to Stuhmhm Wormmumnuh an Luh th SHARON!!!!
 
2018-07-11 12:55:41 PM  
"I'm the Luckiest Do Nothing 'I Want to Speak to Your Manager' Biatch Who Ever Fell Ass Backwards into Fame"

Might be a little long for the one sheet.
 
2018-07-11 12:56:25 PM  
It's Not 2002 Anymore: You're Not Nearly the Draw You Think You Are
 
2018-07-11 01:01:27 PM  
I'm Talent's Ugly Cousin; Celebutante
 
2018-07-11 01:03:12 PM  
How I Got Herpes and Other Secrets About Ozzy Nobody Wants to Know
 
2018-07-11 01:04:44 PM  
A Tale of Two Osbournes
 
2018-07-11 01:05:24 PM  
A Star Osbourne
 
2018-07-11 01:10:54 PM  
Instead of a biographical film, how about a documentary? Get someone to interview Ozzy, Benicio Del Toro, Sylvester Stallone, Keith Richards and Bob Dylan. It will be an English language film but will need subtitles because of the mumbling and incoherence.
 
2018-07-11 01:10:55 PM  
The Randy Rhoads of diction
 
2018-07-11 01:21:52 PM  
From Earth to Beyond.

/Earth was the name of the band before it was Black Sabbath
 
2018-07-11 01:24:07 PM  
F*cking Ozzy
 
2018-07-11 01:37:32 PM  
Buttload of farking bubbles.


Ozzy Osbourne The Prince Of Fuckin Darkness HAHA
Youtube WCxObybYNjY


(nsfw)
 
2018-07-11 01:43:37 PM  
Prince of Farkness
 
2018-07-11 01:44:37 PM  
No Bone Movies.
 
2018-07-11 01:51:14 PM  
I took someone with no singing skills and made him rich and famous by surrounding him with excellent musicians.
 
2018-07-11 01:55:07 PM  
"What did you think would happen?"
 
2018-07-11 02:00:09 PM  
"Welcome to Oz"

/hey that's pretty good!
 
2018-07-11 02:05:00 PM  
Breaking Bats

Forcasting the Blizzard

All Aboard The Crazy Train

Going off the rails.
 
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