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(I Heart Radio)   Sharon Osbourne is working on a movie about the early years of life with Ozzy. Let's give her some help with a title shall we?   ( wsrz.iheart.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
Into the Void?
 
4 days ago  
Crazy Train.
 
4 days ago  
Batshiat Crazzy
 
4 days ago  
Gnorft Plmmm Frthicak:  Ozzy in his own words.
 
4 days ago  
Very Close And Extremely Batshiat
 
4 days ago  

maddan: Gnorft Plmmm Frthicak:  Ozzy in his own words.


Came here to say this...
 
4 days ago  
Cha-CHING the Musical
 
4 days ago  
Sharin' Osbourne
 
4 days ago  
Mumble Mumble...Sharon!
 
4 days ago  
 Stockholm syndrome has nothing to do with penis pumps
 
4 days ago  
Shaaaaronnn! The musical
 
4 days ago  

maddan: Gnorft Plmmm Frthicak:  Ozzy in his own words.


texdent: Mumble Mumble...Sharon!


maddog2030: Shaaaaronnn! The musical


Combine these three.
 
4 days ago  
How I met your mother and left Black Sabbath.
 
4 days ago  
Thanks for the Residuals!
 
4 days ago  
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Pretty sure that Kelly and Jack were the inspiration for AJ and Meadow.

//yeah, yeah, maybe the timing isn't right, but still.
 
4 days ago  
Iron Man,...nah Marvel would sue.
War Pig,...Pigs might not like being compared to Ozzy.
Goodbye to Romance,...I think that'll work.
 
4 days ago  
Life Before Fat Offspring
 
4 days ago  
Before Dio
 
4 days ago  
Ozzie Osbourne, he says to me one time, he says:

"Hawwwgghhwwilld affffff brrruuuuuuu dkah els goooo dreeee!"

And I believed him ...
 
4 days ago  
All are Bored! HAHAHAHAHA
 
4 days ago  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Into the Void?


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4 days ago  
The Osbournes 2: The Search for More Money
 
4 days ago  
The Wazzat? of Oz
 
4 days ago  
Bat heads, Bat heads
Roly-poly Bat heads
Bat heads, Bat heads
Eat them up, yum

Bat heads, Bat heads
Roly-poly Bat heads
Bat heads, Bat heads
Eat them up, yum

In the morning, laughing, happy Bat heads
In the evening, floating in the soup

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they can't talk

I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums

Roly-poly Bat heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with Oriental women
Yeah

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they can't talk

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they can't talk
 
4 days ago  
Ozzy McOzzface.
 
4 days ago  
"I Should Have Never Given Birth to Kelly Because She Gave Us That God-Awful Cover of "Papa Don't Preach""
 
4 days ago  
God took Randy Instead
 
4 days ago  
How One Woman Both Saved and Ruined a Life.
 
4 days ago  

The_Sponge: "I Should Have Never Given Birth to Kelly Because She Gave Us That God-Awful Cover of "Papa Don't Preach""


But she also did the voice of the best character on Disney's 7D, so it's a wash

The 7D - Im Not Very Nice SONG
Youtube 2FTygC-EiVw
 
4 days ago  
Yoko Ono II: Satanic Boogaloo
 
4 days ago  
Killing yourself to live - the story of Ozzy Osbourne.
 
4 days ago  
Don't Mumble for Me, Argentina
 
4 days ago  
Dr. Stranglmbhmbm Or, How I Lumurmmhnd to Stuhmhm Wormmumnuh an Luh th SHARON!!!!
 
4 days ago  
"I'm the Luckiest Do Nothing 'I Want to Speak to Your Manager' Biatch Who Ever Fell Ass Backwards into Fame"

Might be a little long for the one sheet.
 
4 days ago  
It's Not 2002 Anymore: You're Not Nearly the Draw You Think You Are
 
4 days ago  
I'm Talent's Ugly Cousin; Celebutante
 
4 days ago  
How I Got Herpes and Other Secrets About Ozzy Nobody Wants to Know
 
4 days ago  
A Tale of Two Osbournes
 
4 days ago  
A Star Osbourne
 
4 days ago  
Instead of a biographical film, how about a documentary? Get someone to interview Ozzy, Benicio Del Toro, Sylvester Stallone, Keith Richards and Bob Dylan. It will be an English language film but will need subtitles because of the mumbling and incoherence.
 
4 days ago  
The Randy Rhoads of diction
 
4 days ago  
From Earth to Beyond.

/Earth was the name of the band before it was Black Sabbath
 
4 days ago  
F*cking Ozzy
 
4 days ago  
Buttload of farking bubbles.


Ozzy Osbourne The Prince Of Fuckin Darkness HAHA
Youtube WCxObybYNjY


(nsfw)
 
4 days ago  
Prince of Farkness
 
4 days ago  
No Bone Movies.
 
4 days ago  
I took someone with no singing skills and made him rich and famous by surrounding him with excellent musicians.
 
4 days ago  
"What did you think would happen?"
 
4 days ago  
"Welcome to Oz"

/hey that's pretty good!
 
4 days ago  
Breaking Bats

Forcasting the Blizzard

All Aboard The Crazy Train

Going off the rails.
 
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