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2018-07-11 01:28:04 PM  
Florida? Mosquitos? Sounds dangerous.
 
2018-07-11 01:38:01 PM  
you look like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum
 
2018-07-11 01:38:11 PM  
Nudists are generally not exhibitionists. And besides, people who are nude are not people who you want to see naked.
 
2018-07-11 01:39:26 PM  
Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?
 
2018-07-11 01:43:59 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?


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2018-07-11 01:44:10 PM  
CSB.
I lived in Okinawa for a year and a half (stationed). We used to go the the south of the island to a place called Tiger beach.

We rarely saw too many other folks there at all, except once when a bunch of Japanese folks came and set up a camp with music and tents and canopies and generators and partied for 3 days straight. We were a couple hundred yards away so we didn't care.
My friend Marty, (who I've told the story about him eating the banana at a banana show to gross out Marines and get free drinks) decided he was going to run around naked most of the weekend.
Great. not my thing but I tolerated it. 
Anyway, we were leaving Sunday afternoon to go back to the Base and it was painfully obvious that Marty was in significant discomfort. By Sunday evening he was walking around like an old ranch hand from Montana or Wyoming. Bowlegged. And slow, wincing.
Just because you want to run around naked outdoors, that's all good but remember, some areas of you really don't ever really see the SUN, *EVER* and if they do, they're going to get good and pink and stingy.
The rest of the week, it was aloe and whatever he could do to show up for work and get through the day.
He almost got an Article 15 for "damaging government property, but our supervisor said 1. He showed up for work and did his job, although, slowly and 2. He thought Marty was already suffering enough, he didn't feel as if he needed to pile on.
end CSB
 
2018-07-11 01:44:20 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?


Still, could be worse....

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2018-07-11 01:44:31 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?


That's why nudists & Ford Prefect live by the same credo: always bring a towel.
 
2018-07-11 01:45:34 PM  
let us just hope the outdoor grilling will discourage things---nothing like a popping hot grease burn to change your mind
 
2018-07-11 01:45:39 PM  
21 seconds.


/great minds think alike, eh?
 
2018-07-11 01:46:18 PM  

FrancoFile: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?

That's why nudists & Ford Prefect live by the same credo: always bring a towel.


No, Towelie, we don't wanna get high.
 
2018-07-11 01:46:59 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?


This is why they sell towels. You sit on your towel, I sit on my towel - everybody sits on their own towel. that is how it is done.  I am not sure but I believe this is also international skinny dip weekend.
 
2018-07-11 01:51:41 PM  
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2018-07-11 01:55:29 PM  
Kissimmee, but not down there.
 
2018-07-11 01:58:33 PM  
On site dining. Our waiter already has a tip.
 
2018-07-11 02:00:54 PM  
I've run their naked 5k. Aside from the climate being "warm soup air", it was a pleasant enough run at a pleasant enough resort. Some of it resembles a campground, some of it is like a nicer trailer park, and everyone was very kind and respectful. Would run again ... in like November or December. Forget summertime running in central Florida.
 
2018-07-11 02:01:49 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?


Any good nudist will tell you that you always carry a towel with you. You sit on that.

Nudist etiquette. These things are learned.
 
2018-07-11 02:03:13 PM  

dj_spanmaster: I've run their naked 5k. Aside from the climate being "warm soup air", it was a pleasant enough run at a pleasant enough resort. Some of it resembles a campground, some of it is like a nicer trailer park, and everyone was very kind and respectful. Would run again ... in like November or December. Forget summertime running in central Florida.


Naked 5k? That sounds uncomfortable for the dudes and the more endowed dudettes?


/The slapping....the slapping...
 
2018-07-11 02:05:18 PM  
5k-chafing?-- shaq recommends gold bond
 
2018-07-11 02:05:22 PM  

FrancoFile: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?

That's why nudists & Ford Prefect live by the same credo: always bring a towel.


The other naked 5k I run every year, they always give away a towel instead of a shirt. I prefer that.
 
2018-07-11 02:06:38 PM  

Gleeman: dj_spanmaster: I've run their naked 5k. Aside from the climate being "warm soup air", it was a pleasant enough run at a pleasant enough resort. Some of it resembles a campground, some of it is like a nicer trailer park, and everyone was very kind and respectful. Would run again ... in like November or December. Forget summertime running in central Florida.

Naked 5k? That sounds uncomfortable for the dudes and the more endowed dudettes?


/The slapping....the slapping...


I have trouble from jumping jacks (slapping) and none from running (swaying). The better endowed women tend to wear sports bras for exercise.
 
2018-07-11 02:12:11 PM  

eas81: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?

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Still a top ten thread in my book.
 
2018-07-11 02:45:56 PM  
I had the opportunity to visit a Florida naturist RV and mobile home park here in Tampa Bay...a friend had settled her RV there cause it was the cheapest place in her area and she didn't mind nudity. The wife and I spent a day there with her (fully nude all day) and used the pool and toured the facilities. I did not see a person under 60-ish, and I felt like jailbait at 48. I can confirm that everyone carried a towel.

It was fine, just...odd. Also a barrelchested, obese man who came and sat silently by the pool with mirrored sunglasses a huge gold dick ring just felt uncomfortable.
 
2018-07-11 02:51:35 PM  
Game on Cigar Guy - game on indeed!  Love you!
 
2018-07-11 02:57:12 PM  

no_tan_lines: Game on Cigar Guy - game on indeed!  Love you!


I always bring my towel on Sunrail.
 
2018-07-11 03:01:22 PM  
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The Open House 3 years ago. The water was chilly and I'm sticking with that.
 
2018-07-11 03:03:44 PM  

A_fuente: no_tan_lines: Game on Cigar Guy - game on indeed!  Love you!

I always bring my towel on Sunrail.


A_fuente: [img.fark.net image 425x303]The Open House 3 years ago. The water was chilly and I'm sticking with that.


I sees you in there :)
 
2018-07-11 03:14:19 PM  
I was there to an open house once, about a dozen years ago, with my late ex, the naturist. Nice place. The paddleboat was fun.

And of course you bring a towel - think about putting your bare arm on the open window of your vehicle, after it's been sitting in the sun in the summer....
 
2018-07-11 03:26:01 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Gleeman: dj_spanmaster: I've run their naked 5k. Aside from the climate being "warm soup air", it was a pleasant enough run at a pleasant enough resort. Some of it resembles a campground, some of it is like a nicer trailer park, and everyone was very kind and respectful. Would run again ... in like November or December. Forget summertime running in central Florida.

Naked 5k? That sounds uncomfortable for the dudes and the more endowed dudettes?


/The slapping....the slapping...

I have trouble from jumping jacks (slapping) and none from running (swaying). The better endowed women tend to wear sports bras for exercise.


Thanks, I've never run nude so wasn't sure how that works out for the junk.

Wouldn't wearing sports bras make it a semi-nude 5k? ;)
 
2018-07-11 03:56:25 PM  

Gleeman: dj_spanmaster: Gleeman: dj_spanmaster: I've run their naked 5k. Aside from the climate being "warm soup air", it was a pleasant enough run at a pleasant enough resort. Some of it resembles a campground, some of it is like a nicer trailer park, and everyone was very kind and respectful. Would run again ... in like November or December. Forget summertime running in central Florida.

Naked 5k? That sounds uncomfortable for the dudes and the more endowed dudettes?


/The slapping....the slapping...

I have trouble from jumping jacks (slapping) and none from running (swaying). The better endowed women tend to wear sports bras for exercise.

Thanks, I've never run nude so wasn't sure how that works out for the junk.

Wouldn't wearing sports bras make it a semi-nude 5k? ;)


Guys with longer sacks often either tape up their balls or wear certain supports when doing nude runs.  It's more of a problem than many people might think, because they tend to descend more as your body heats up and, thus, your sack gets a little more pendulum-like as you run.

/Cross country and track in high school, the nude run was kind of an ice breaker
//Also goes to c/o resorts all the time, but was hanging out naked at home whenever the parents were out long before high school
 
2018-07-11 04:28:45 PM  

edmo: Florida? Mosquitos? Sounds dangerous.


The event is from Noon to 4.   Mosquitoes pretty much hide from the sun and heat.   Central Florida is like an inferno at those hours during the summer.
 
2018-07-11 05:04:08 PM  
It's not that I would have a problem with the nudity.

It's that I have absolutely no desire to be outdoors in Florida.
 
2018-07-11 05:06:27 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: edmo: Florida? Mosquitos? Sounds dangerous.

The event is from Noon to 4.   Mosquitoes pretty much hide from the sun and heat.   Central Florida is like an inferno at those hours during the summer.


Right, so the mosquitoes drain you when you've already passed out from the heatstroke.

It used to be that mosquitoes around here were active in the evenings.  They're at it 24 hours a day now, the evening species are still here, but the Asian tigers are out in the full sun and heat.
 
2018-07-11 05:14:08 PM  

Langdon Alger: you look like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum


Most people spending a lot of nude time out in the sun will look like chewed gum by their 30s.
 
2018-07-11 05:19:05 PM  

lack of warmth: Langdon Alger: you look like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum

Most people spending a lot of nude time out in the sun will look like chewed gum by their 30s.


I tried to stay in the shade. A long time ago, I had an instructor who was in her mid-50's, who used to go down the shore in NJ every summer and roast. Her skin looked like well-wrinkled leather.
 
2018-07-11 05:20:36 PM  

lack of warmth: Langdon Alger: you look like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum

Most people spending a lot of nude time out in the sun will look like chewed gum by their 30s.


Not where I hang out.  That's what sunscreen is for.

Yes, everywhere.

/Here's a tip: don't use the spray sunscreen stuff on your junk.
//Or, well, do it, if that's the kind of thing you like.
///"Curiously warming" is the mild way to put it.
 
2018-07-11 05:28:37 PM  

whitroth: lack of warmth: Langdon Alger: you look like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum

Most people spending a lot of nude time out in the sun will look like chewed gum by their 30s.

I tried to stay in the shade. A long time ago, I had an instructor who was in her mid-50's, who used to go down the shore in NJ every summer and roast. Her skin looked like well-wrinkled leather.


I would think being indoors nude would be more comfortable.  Don't have to worry about nice weather or nosey looky loos.  Oh wait, that's how I go about it.  Seriously, if the kids aren't home, I have no reason to wear clothes.
 
2018-07-11 05:38:04 PM  

DarkVader: EyeHaveRisen: edmo: Florida? Mosquitos? Sounds dangerous.

The event is from Noon to 4.   Mosquitoes pretty much hide from the sun and heat.   Central Florida is like an inferno at those hours during the summer.

Right, so the mosquitoes drain you when you've already passed out from the heatstroke.

It used to be that mosquitoes around here were active in the evenings.  They're at it 24 hours a day now, the evening species are still here, but the Asian tigers are out in the full sun and heat.


Yes, this is precisely what they are seeing now with that mosquito, the one that spreads zika. It is active all day, rather than just in the evenings like most mosquitos.
 
2018-07-11 06:32:04 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?


Correct. On the few occasions that I find myself alone in my own house, I'll sometimes walk around naked after a shower. It just feels nice. That being said, I would never sit down naked, even on my own furniture, without a towel or some sort of protective barrier. Don't care how clean my junk is, that's just nasty.
 
2018-07-11 06:54:01 PM  
Eh, so then you have to carry a towel everywhere. Wouldn't it be easier to just wear some underwear, then don't don't have to remember to carry a towel everywhere. Not to mention, you are constantly handling with your bare hands a towel your bare ass has been sitting on.

I admit I don't get the appeal. I like clothes, they offer loads of benefits. Clothing, like having access to toilets and toilet paper, falls in the category of the often under appreciated things about civilisation that make it nicer.
 
2018-07-11 07:00:04 PM  
"The open house is a great way to satisfy your curiosity and see just how much fun visiting our family friendly nudist resort can really be," the resort said.

Am I the only one that noticed this? Granted, in some parts of the world this not unusual. Here in the states? Not so much.
 
2018-07-11 07:04:04 PM  

Nidiot: Eh, so then you have to carry a towel everywhere. Wouldn't it be easier to just wear some underwear, then don't don't have to remember to carry a towel everywhere. Not to mention, you are constantly handling with your bare hands a towel your bare ass has been sitting on.

I admit I don't get the appeal. I like clothes, they offer loads of benefits. Clothing, like having access to toilets and toilet paper, falls in the category of the often under appreciated things about civilisation that make it nicer.


What, and not have your genitals in full view, despite everybody is supposedly not looking at them, and it's not really sexual?

I'll do the nudist thing in my home, where only the wife can see me.  Why, because when we see each other naked, it's sexual.
 
2018-07-11 07:10:58 PM  
I wouldn't mind going to a resort like that. But only after I lose about 30 pounds. Otherwise my equator won't let the southern hemisphere enjoy the sunshine.
 
2018-07-11 07:26:57 PM  

lack of warmth: What, and not have your genitals in full view, despite everybody is supposedly not looking at them, and it's not really sexual?


It really isn't in most cases.  Honestly, after the initial shock that most people go through, they stop noticing that others are nude.  I mean, I go to clothing-optional gay resorts.  There's literal sex happening in the hot tubs on some nights.  But during the day, it's really just people relaxing, using the pool, and getting tans; the sex aspect just fades out after a bit.

As to *why* I enjoy it, there are a few reasons.  A big one is that I'm really sensitive to tactile sensation (well, all sensation, really, but that one matters here); there are only a few items of clothing that I've ever worn that didn't constantly annoy me to some extent, and that's going back as far as I can remember.  I'm just more relaxed naked (as a few people here have also said).

I also think it's absolutely absurd to have clothing specifically for the purpose of getting wet.  Bathing suits are about as ridiculous and puritan a concept as one can come up with.  And most of the time when I'm naked in a social setting, it's explicitly centered on water activities (pools, hot tubs, the beach).
 
2018-07-11 09:16:22 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, it's not the nudity per se, it's the hygiene. I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair with no idea who sat their bare ass down on it before me.

As I think on it, I don't want to sit bare-ass on a chair at all because even it it was just cleaned, who wants industrial cleaning products around their wedding tackle or lady bits?


I think that is why the article said to visit clothed if you want or bring a towel and take yours off
 
2018-07-11 11:42:31 PM  
missed the full metal jacket ref I take it....I'm old
 
2018-07-12 02:38:09 AM  
What they don't tell is that the qualifying exam is an oral.
 
2018-07-12 02:02:05 PM  

Optimus Primate: I had the opportunity to visit a Florida naturist RV and mobile home park here in Tampa Bay...a friend had settled her RV there cause it was the cheapest place in her area and she didn't mind nudity. The wife and I spent a day there with her (fully nude all day) and used the pool and toured the facilities. I did not see a person under 60-ish, and I felt like jailbait at 48. I can confirm that everyone carried a towel.

It was fine, just...odd. Also a barrelchested, obese man who came and sat silently by the pool with mirrored sunglasses a huge gold dick ring just felt uncomfortable.


Barrel-chested, obese men are relevant to my interests but I'm wondering why the dick ring at a nudist resort?  Guys who wear those and show them off are certainly advertising, and I thought that was mostly against the rules at nudist camps.  I mean, I'm sure people hook up but it's in private as to not make the rest of the guests feel uncomfortable.
...or are you referring to a piercing, which I suppose is less advertise-y...
 
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