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(Mirror.co.uk)   Headteacher refuses to move school play for England's World Cup semi-final so kids are dropping out of production of 'Shrek - the Musical'   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Pucklechurch Primary School, Week-day names, Primary school, Primary education, production, headteacher David Forrester, parents, School  
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418 clicks; posted to Sports » on 11 Jul 2018 at 10:43 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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4 days ago  
Why not combine the two and make it the story of Wayne Rooney?

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4 days ago  
50% of England watched their match a week ago.  I don't have the numbers for the last match.

WTF do these people think is going to happen with something this big?

It's more people than watch the Superbowl, for Christ's sake.
 
4 days ago  
DVRs exist.
 
4 days ago  

JolobinSmokin: DVRs exist.


For the play?

The joy of a sporting event like this is NOT in knowing the result.  Its in the collective experience, which requires live viewing.  People watch together.  They cheer together.  And if they win, they celebrate together.

Its about being a part of something bigger than yourself.
 
4 days ago  

weddingsinger: WTF do these people think is going to happen with something this big?


He just needs to get woke.  It's in the process of happening right now.
 
4 days ago  

weddingsinger: JolobinSmokin: DVRs exist.

For the play?

The joy of a sporting event like this is NOT in knowing the result.  Its in the collective experience, which requires live viewing.  People watch together.  They cheer together.  And if they win, they celebrate together.

Its about being a part of something bigger than yourself.


I've watched many football games on DVR after a kids event or wedding.

It's not like a soccer game is 4 hours like an American football game.
 
4 days ago  
"Year 5 and 6 children at Pucklechurch Primary School in Bristol will take to the stage bang on 7pm"

Ummm...phrasing?
 
4 days ago  

JolobinSmokin: DVRs exist.


Yes, you can simply ignore the fireworks and cheering about the time the match ends, no one will tell you what happened about 72 times before you switch on the telly.
 
4 days ago  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "Year 5 and 6 children at Pucklechurch Primary School in Bristol will take to the stage bang on 7pm"

Ummm...phrasing?


Not only that, but you know it won't start until 7:05ish at best.

/director is clearly a wanker
 
4 days ago  

JolobinSmokin: weddingsinger: JolobinSmokin: DVRs exist.

For the play?

The joy of a sporting event like this is NOT in knowing the result.  Its in the collective experience, which requires live viewing.  People watch together.  They cheer together.  And if they win, they celebrate together.

Its about being a part of something bigger than yourself.

I've watched many football games on DVR after a kids event or wedding.

It's not like a soccer game is 4 hours like an American football game.


Pick your favorite team.  Now imagine them playing in the National Championship, Superbowl, whatever for the first time in a long time.  Now imagine having to watch it after it was already over because you had to go see your kid in a god awful production of Shrek.
 
4 days ago  

JolobinSmokin: weddingsinger: JolobinSmokin: DVRs exist.

For the play?

The joy of a sporting event like this is NOT in knowing the result.  Its in the collective experience, which requires live viewing.  People watch together.  They cheer together.  And if they win, they celebrate together.

Its about being a part of something bigger than yourself.

I've watched many football games on DVR after a kids event or wedding.

It's not like a soccer game is 4 hours like an American football game.


You're referring to enjoying watch A game.  I'm referring to watching a game for the collective experience.

Like how non-football fans still gather at parties to watch the Superbowl.

Except this will literally be twice as many people within England as Americans who watch the Superbowl.  (on a percentage basis, obviously).  Literally 2 out of every 3 people might be watching this match, in England.
 
4 days ago  
Football? Meh.. Looking forward to seeing Yankees vs. Red Sox in London next year.
 
4 days ago  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: JolobinSmokin: weddingsinger: JolobinSmokin: DVRs exist.

For the play?

The joy of a sporting event like this is NOT in knowing the result.  Its in the collective experience, which requires live viewing.  People watch together.  They cheer together.  And if they win, they celebrate together.

Its about being a part of something bigger than yourself.

I've watched many football games on DVR after a kids event or wedding.

It's not like a soccer game is 4 hours like an American football game.

Pick your favorite team.  Now imagine them playing in the National Championship, Superbowl, whatever for the first time in a long time.  Now imagine having to watch it after it was already over because you had to go see your kid in a god awful production of Shrek.


Already been there and done that with VHS.

Then recorded DVD from my Desktop.

And more recently with a DVR.

Hell, you try watching a super bowl with your favorite team after getting a call your grandparent were just killed in a car wreck.  2006 Bears/Colts.

I've been through this.
 
4 days ago  

weddingsinger: JolobinSmokin: weddingsinger: JolobinSmokin: DVRs exist.

For the play?

The joy of a sporting event like this is NOT in knowing the result.  Its in the collective experience, which requires live viewing.  People watch together.  They cheer together.  And if they win, they celebrate together.

Its about being a part of something bigger than yourself.

I've watched many football games on DVR after a kids event or wedding.

It's not like a soccer game is 4 hours like an American football game.

You're referring to enjoying watch A game.  I'm referring to watching a game for the collective experience.

Like how non-football fans still gather at parties to watch the Superbowl.

Except this will literally be twice as many people within England as Americans who watch the Superbowl.  (on a percentage basis, obviously).  Literally 2 out of every 3 people might be watching this match, in England.


Nope, I was talking about National Championships and Super Bowls.
 
4 days ago  

JolobinSmokin: Hell, you try watching a super bowl with your favorite team after getting a call your grandparent were just killed in a car wreck.  2006 Bears/Colts.

I've been through this.


well that's a slightly different scenario isn't it?

/sorry about that
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Some of y'all take your soccer pretty serious I guess.

Or you just like being upset at little stuff
 
4 days ago  
This would be the equivalent of a Chicago area teacher doing the exact same thing the night the Cubs won the world series a few years back.

Except bigger
 
4 days ago  
mates mates mates... BOTH things are stupid.
 
4 days ago  

havocmike: mates mates mates... BOTH things are stupid.


OK. Just imagine you had your tickets to the Star Trek/Furry convention that you'd been planning to go to, like, forever. And, then, wham!!! It's the same day as your sister's dog's wedding. And you must attend. ... It's something like that. ... Is that clearer? ;)
 
4 days ago  

Grumpy Cat: Just imagine you had your tickets to the Star Trek/Furry convention


Great now I have visions of a bunch of dudes dressed up like tribbles farking.
 
4 days ago  

Grumpy Cat: havocmike: mates mates mates... BOTH things are stupid.

OK. Just imagine you had your tickets to the Star Trek/Furry convention that you'd been planning to go to, like, forever. And, then, wham!!! It's the same day as your sister's dog's wedding. And you must attend. ... It's something like that. ... Is that clearer? ;)



Tribbles bare-backing other Tribbles and creating more Tribbles.
 
4 days ago  
The fact that something better came along doesn't change the fact that these kids committed themselves to being in the play. Sadly it seems like a lot of the parents are more interested in soccer than parenting. If i were the guy heading up the play, any of the kids that drop out would not be in next year's play.
 
4 days ago  
Well flashlight I think you have it backwards.  The director sounds like a self important jerk and should be replaced.  Most likely one of the theatre people that days things like sports ball.  Some things are more important than elementary school kids standing on a stage.  Especially when the venue is the school and can be rescheduled as easily as sending an email.

Sounds like the play is going to suck this year.  When you give an ultimatum you should be prepared for people to take you up on your offer.

Who the hell would want their kid in the play with this type of guy leading again?
 
4 days ago  
Does Croatia have a voice in this issue?
 
4 days ago  
Headteacher?

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4 days ago  

pendy575: This would be the equivalent of a Chicago area teacher doing the exact same thing the night the Cubs won the world series a few years back.

Except bigger


Because half of Chicago hates the Cubs.
 
4 days ago  

Flashlight: If i were the guy heading up the play, any of the kids that drop out would not be in next year's play.


so it's a win-win?
 
4 days ago  

Flashlight: The fact that something better came along doesn't change the fact that these kids committed themselves to being in the play. Sadly it seems like a lot of the parents are more interested in soccer than parenting. If i were the guy heading up the play, any of the kids that drop out would not be in next year's play.


To me, the only thing more boring than soccer is watching a 1977 VCR tape of a bowling tournament... that's stuck on half-speed play. I would rather watch paint dry over watching soccer. But I completely understand their excitement about a rare occurrence & the thrill and camaraderie of watching the match with others.

But this guy is an outright douche bag. No one is saying the parents need to abandon their kids. They even offered reasonable alternatives but Mr. Prissy stamped his ballet shoe and made it about him. And your comment about banning kids next year? Are you seriously saying punish the 5 year olds in the future for the actions of some parents?

You are seriously a low level troll or a basement dwelling loner.
 
4 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: switch on the telly.


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4 days ago  
Since they lost, those tears are even more delicious.

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4 days ago  
Shrek was a happier show
 
4 days ago  
So how soon do you think that headmaster is going to be looking for another posting?
 
4 days ago  

DrWhy: So how soon do you think that headmaster is going to be looking for another posting?


As manager of the English football team?
 
4 days ago  
That teacher should be more worried about how his career is in such bad shape that he ended up at Pucklechurch Primary School.

/Was in a school play in junior high
//Hated the whole experience, especially the teacher and the acting nerds
///No, little Johnny and little Susie, you will NOT be a major Broadway star because you have 3 lines in a Jr. High play
 
4 days ago  

JolobinSmokin: weddingsinger: JolobinSmokin: DVRs exist.

For the play?

The joy of a sporting event like this is NOT in knowing the result.  Its in the collective experience, which requires live viewing.  People watch together.  They cheer together.  And if they win, they celebrate together.

Its about being a part of something bigger than yourself.

I've watched many football games on DVR after a kids event or wedding.

It's not like a soccer game is 4 hours like an American football game.


American football is three hours long. Today's England/Croatia match was how long?
 
4 days ago  

weddingsinger: JolobinSmokin: DVRs exist.

For the play?

The joy of a sporting event like this is NOT in knowing the result.  Its in the collective experience, which requires live viewing.  People watch together.  They cheer together.  And if they win, they celebrate together.

Its about being a part of something bigger than yourself.


ShrekWorld Cup is love, ShrekWorld Cup is life.
 
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