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(Amazon)   Yes, the wait is over. Now your cat can finally get that sugar-filled wall nipple it's been craving. With expected humorous Chinese-English description   ( amazon.com) divider line
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2018-07-11 09:27:11 AM  
Last time I checked, cat tongues don't have sweet receptors in their taste buds.
 
2018-07-11 09:32:26 AM  
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2018-07-11 09:39:34 AM  
And here I've been sucking non wall nipples like a chump.
 
2018-07-11 09:46:30 AM  
Those are some great Photoshops.
 
2018-07-11 10:28:40 AM  
Stick it to their paws, cats love things stuck to their paws.
 
2018-07-11 10:31:11 AM  

grokca: Stick it to their paws, cats love things stuck to their paws.


Almost as much as they like lipstick on their catholes.
 
2018-07-11 10:39:21 AM  
Each of us has a digital footprint. I'm willing to bet that subbies comes up in job interviews and when he wants to be around children. "we noticed that you googled 'wall nipple' six hundred seventy two times."
 
2018-07-11 10:51:39 AM  

Psychopusher: Last time I checked, cat tongues don't have sweet receptors in their taste buds.


I've heard that before, but my cat certainly seems to enjoy sweets. Mangos in particular.
 
2018-07-11 11:06:05 AM  

phenn: Psychopusher: Last time I checked, cat tongues don't have sweet receptors in their taste buds.

I've heard that before, but my cat certainly seems to enjoy sweets. Mangos in particular.


They can enjoy things that are sweet, but it won't be for the sweetness; there is another flavour in that mango that your cat's digging that maybe you or I don't really get that much because it's masked by the glucose and citric acid.
 
2018-07-11 11:22:19 AM  
Is this even SAFE for cats? Like, what?
 
2018-07-11 11:22:22 AM  

Psychopusher: phenn: Psychopusher: Last time I checked, cat tongues don't have sweet receptors in their taste buds.

I've heard that before, but my cat certainly seems to enjoy sweets. Mangos in particular.

They can enjoy things that are sweet, but it won't be for the sweetness; there is another flavour in that mango that your cat's digging that maybe you or I don't really get that much because it's masked by the glucose and citric acid.


Interesting. I figured she just wanted some of what mama was having. She's a bit of a spoiled princess.

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2018-07-11 12:00:51 PM  

phenn: Interesting. I figured she just wanted some of what mama was having. She's a bit of a spoiled princess.


It can be that, too.  Cats can be influenced on what to eat by what others they share a bond with are eating.  Dogs even moreso, as they're much more social animals, though they can taste sweet, if not as well as we can.  (They rely more on smell than on taste.)  Cats love ice cream, but it's the cream part they dig.
 
2018-07-11 12:06:24 PM  

phenn: She's a bit of a spoiled princess.


You described every domestic cat, ever, at least as far back as the Pharaohs.
 
2018-07-11 01:08:10 PM  

Psychopusher: phenn: Interesting. I figured she just wanted some of what mama was having. She's a bit of a spoiled princess.

It can be that, too.  Cats can be influenced on what to eat by what others they share a bond with are eating.  Dogs even moreso, as they're much more social animals, though they can taste sweet, if not as well as we can.  (They rely more on smell than on taste.)  Cats love ice cream, but it's the cream part they dig.


I had a cat named Ricochet.  She LOVED avocados, and would beg for bites of it while I was enjoying it.  Then she'd relentlessly play cat-soccer with the pit, on the hard wood floors, at 2am.  I don't know if she liked the food because she knew she was getting a new toy at the end, or actually enjoyed the food.  Miss that darned cat!
 
2018-07-11 01:27:23 PM  

phenn: Psychopusher: Last time I checked, cat tongues don't have sweet receptors in their taste buds.

I've heard that before, but my cat certainly seems to enjoy sweets. Mangos in particular.


My cat loves real maple syrup/maple-flavored things. That and baked whole chicken are the only non-cat food items he'll eat.

That was amusing, subby.
 
2018-07-11 01:35:17 PM  

Ce'Nedra Queen of Riva: I had a cat named Ricochet. She LOVED avocados, and would beg for bites of it while I was enjoying it. Then she'd relentlessly play cat-soccer with the pit, on the hard wood floors, at 2am. I don't know if she liked the food because she knew she was getting a new toy at the end, or actually enjoyed the food. Miss that darned cat!


One of my cats will usually climb up next to me when I'm eating.  He doesn't necessarily want what I'm eating, or even necessarily like it, he just wants me to know that he'll be having some if he changes his mind.
 
2018-07-11 02:12:42 PM  

Psychopusher: Ce'Nedra Queen of Riva: I had a cat named Ricochet. She LOVED avocados, and would beg for bites of it while I was enjoying it. Then she'd relentlessly play cat-soccer with the pit, on the hard wood floors, at 2am. I don't know if she liked the food because she knew she was getting a new toy at the end, or actually enjoyed the food. Miss that darned cat!

One of my cats will usually climb up next to me when I'm eating.  He doesn't necessarily want what I'm eating, or even necessarily like it, he just wants me to know that he'll be having some if he changes his mind.


As someone that has been owned by cats their whole life I recognize the signs of a cat-owned person, and you do qualify!  :D
 
2018-07-11 02:22:42 PM  
" can urge spitting cat fur and various trace elements including fish glue."

I don't want my cat to spit fish glue :^/

" it can increase the amount of drinking water "

Good, we're in a drought.

" put the ball at anyplace for fun, such as floor,wall or cat nest "

TIL, cats have "nests"
 
2018-07-11 02:33:28 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: As someone that has been owned by cats their whole life I recognize the signs of a cat-owned person, and you do qualify! :D


Guilty.  Not my whole life, mind, though I've always loved cats; just since I met my wife.  As a result, I have not owned a fur-less article of clothing in 20 years.
 
2018-07-11 03:08:11 PM  

Psychopusher: OK So Amuse Me: As someone that has been owned by cats their whole life I recognize the signs of a cat-owned person, and you do qualify! :D

Guilty.  Not my whole life, mind, though I've always loved cats; just since I met my wife.  As a result, I have not owned a fur-less article of clothing in 20 years.


LOL As a female I have better chances of hiding cat hair than men. Women can wear multi colored/patterned clothing that hides fur better than solid colors that males (usually) wear.
 
2018-07-11 05:34:38 PM  
 
2018-07-11 08:31:10 PM  
I  don't think matatabi would do anything for me, but if they had a salt & vinegar version, I'd benipple the walls around my desk.

Terrible 2 pm salt cravings.
 
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