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(Reuters)   Merkel gives Farkian response to Trump charge that Germany is "captive" to Russia: "Actually, I know a lot about that, having grown up in a part of Germany that actually was captive to Russia, and seeing quite a few Russian captives in my time"   ( reuters.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Germany, President Donald Trump, Chancellor Angela Merkel, United States, Soviet-dominated East Germany, Cold War, West Germany, Russia  
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2018-07-11 09:29:58 AM  
Could of swore I heard her say, "Halt die Klappe, Donny, du bist aus deiner Liga."
 
2018-07-11 09:31:05 AM  
One could tell by the pixels. Why, in the 1980's the GDR produced the largest pixels in the world.
 
2018-07-11 09:39:07 AM  
Donald Trump: a legend in his own mind.
 
2018-07-11 09:41:11 AM  
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2018-07-11 09:41:41 AM  

vudukungfu: Could of swore I heard her say, "Halt die Klappe, Donny, du bist aus deiner Liga."


Followed up by Deina ganze familie ist Dreck
 
2018-07-11 09:41:44 AM  
Yeah, but she's only like a German 2 at most.  What could she possibly know?
 
2018-07-11 09:43:17 AM  
Criticizes others for doing business with Russia.

Travels to Russia to do business with them.
 
2018-07-11 09:48:35 AM  
I mean, in his defense, Dotard knows a lot about being captive to Russia...
 
2018-07-11 09:51:42 AM  

Diogenes: Criticizes others for doing business with Russia and not giving him a cut.


FTFY.
 
2018-07-11 09:53:19 AM  
Just in case you have not learned how to navigate by McBonespur's lies, what he is saying is that he is Russia's captive.
 
2018-07-11 10:14:31 AM  

snocone: Just in case you have not learned how to navigate by McBonespur's lies, what he is saying is that he is Russia's captive.


Hmmm... maybe he's really in danger and needs to be under 24 hr protection and isolated so that the Russians can't hurt him. Maybe there's a place in Leavenworth KS which could provide round-the-clock protection for the next, oh, 20-30 years?
 
2018-07-11 10:21:52 AM  
Donnie...remember when your son disclosed HOW much of your business investments come from...duh-guh-DUH...RUSSIA?

Good times, you treasonous fat snot.
 
2018-07-11 10:24:38 AM  
She added, "...so I'm getting a kick out of these replies."
 
2018-07-11 10:39:44 AM  
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/Nicht diese Scheiße wieder!
 
2018-07-11 10:48:42 AM  
Eventually even Russia is going to be like "Donnie, chill you're making us look bad".
 
2018-07-11 10:51:06 AM  
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2018-07-11 10:53:31 AM  
You know, they really ought to just arrest him on the spot and put him up in the ICC.
 
2018-07-11 10:53:41 AM  

Mantour: [img.fark.net image 850x597]

/Nicht diese Scheiße wieder!


It still blows my mind that that was the picture that the White House chose to release, convinced it made Trump look tough instead of petulant.
 
2018-07-11 10:56:11 AM  

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2018-07-11 10:56:18 AM  
I desperately want someone at the summit to go all Walter Sobchak on Two Scoops.
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2018-07-11 10:56:27 AM  
Trump bad mouths Putin this week and will have Putin in his mouth next week...
 
2018-07-11 10:56:43 AM  
I wish she would pull out of DVD with "P Tape" written on it in sharpie and say "Oh, I know a lot about Russian captives."
 
2018-07-11 10:57:42 AM  
Trump is such a no-class dipsheit fool, it is appalling.
 
2018-07-11 10:58:16 AM  
Pointing out that Trump doesn't know what he's talking about just makes him hate Europe and love Russia more. Russia never has a bad word to say to him and it must be because they love him with no ulterior motive.
 
2018-07-11 10:58:17 AM  
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A Russian puppet in my vagina?
It's more likely than you think.
 
2018-07-11 10:58:46 AM  

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2018-07-11 10:59:27 AM  

August11: vudukungfu: Could of swore I heard her say, "Halt die Klappe, Donny, du bist aus deiner Liga."

Followed up by Deina ganze familie ist Dreck


You know, I can almost understand all of that.
 
2018-07-11 11:01:01 AM  
This is the same Merkel who was a Stasi informant, yes?
 
2018-07-11 11:01:24 AM  
over to you, don

i'm not sure how many people apart from yourself could pull it off, but why don't you claim to be a master of disguise and tell us how you actually were the person known to the world as lech walesa?

/I've heard jeff bezos thinks he could do it
 
2018-07-11 11:01:50 AM  
Germany should send trump packing, just like they did to his weaselly grand Opa....
 
2018-07-11 11:01:55 AM  
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2018-07-11 11:02:57 AM  
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2018-07-11 11:03:22 AM  

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2018-07-11 11:04:47 AM  

This text is now purple: This is the same Merkel who was a Stasi informant, yes?


You mean the same Merkel who turned down an offer from the Stasi.

GTFO out of here with that bullshiat.
 
2018-07-11 11:05:31 AM  

This text is now purple: This is the same Merkel who was a Stasi informant, yes?


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2018-07-11 11:06:03 AM  

vudukungfu: Could of...

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2018-07-11 11:08:38 AM  
I'd love to sit down for a beer with her.  She has more brains in her big toe than all the Trump family put together.
I bet the first thing she says after these meetings is "Where is the beer!"
 
2018-07-11 11:09:39 AM  
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2018-07-11 11:10:57 AM  
I'm sure that back in the day Chancellor Merkle was quite the handsome woman, but she couldn't hold a
candle to the hottest East German ever:  Katarina Witt:

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But of course Angela Merkle has been a way better chancellor than Ms Witt ever could have been.
 
2018-07-11 11:11:37 AM  
I have some old friends who are now living as ex-pats in Germany and France, and have no doubt what they must think about this turd in the American punch bowl. I keep wanting to reach out and say, "Listen - i had nothing to do with this!" But then again, they know I'm a yellow-dog Democrat.

/woof
 
2018-07-11 11:14:24 AM  
Merkel should just KHITBASH that fickin' prick and have done with it.
 
2018-07-11 11:14:45 AM  
I actually did not know that about Merkel. Makes me respect her even more.
 
2018-07-11 11:16:05 AM  

Stands With A Tiny Fist: August11: vudukungfu: Could of swore I heard her say, "Halt die Klappe, Donny, du bist aus deiner Liga."

Followed up by Deina ganze familie ist Dreck

You know, I can almost understand all of that.


"Donny has the Klappe"?
 
2018-07-11 11:17:14 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: I'm sure that back in the day Chancellor Merkle was quite the handsome woman, but she couldn't hold a
candle to the hottest East German ever:  Katarina Witt:

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But of course Angela Merkle has been a way better chancellor than Ms Witt ever could have been.


Still hot as the sun.

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2018-07-11 11:17:19 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: snocone: Just in case you have not learned how to navigate by McBonespur's lies, what he is saying is that he is Russia's captive.

Hmmm... maybe he's really in danger and needs to be under 24 hr protection and isolated so that the Russians can't hurt him. Maybe there's a place in Leavenworth KS which could provide round-the-clock protection for the next, oh, 20-30 years?


Why allow such a corrupting influence inside Leavenworth? The prisoners there might want to become politicians.
 
2018-07-11 11:17:20 AM  

Gaddiel: This text is now purple: This is the same Merkel who was a Stasi informant, yes?

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The corner of the internet he would get a citation for that would be be very dark and smelly.
 
2018-07-11 11:17:41 AM  

This text is now purple: This is the same Merkel who was a Stasi informant, yes?


Nein
 
2018-07-11 11:18:24 AM  
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2018-07-11 11:18:25 AM  
Wait, is she threatening to no longer offer support for Afghanistan? I feel like I missed something here.
 
2018-07-11 11:19:16 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: snocone: Just in case you have not learned how to navigate by McBonespur's lies, what he is saying is that he is Russia's captive.

Hmmm... maybe he's really in danger and needs to be under 24 hr protection and isolated so that the Russians can't hurt him. Maybe there's a place in Leavenworth KS which could provide round-the-clock protection for the next, oh, 20-30 years?


That's adorable you think he's gonna last that long.

Unless you plan to keep his corpse in the cell for the rest of the sentence .
 
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