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(Daily Mail)   If you want to know how a man will treat you, look at his relationship with his mother. Turns out, there are some warning signs   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-07-11 09:22:36 AM  
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2018-07-11 10:17:05 AM  
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2018-07-11 11:13:27 AM  
I'm sure this is as accurate as soothsaying.

To the extent that certain patterns are formed, sure, but you don't behave like his mother do you?
 
2018-07-11 12:22:58 PM  

UberDave: [img.fark.net image 320x240]


A boy's best friend is his mother.
 
2018-07-11 12:24:39 PM  

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Whoever is in that pic does a fairly decent Vince Vaughn impression BTW.
 
2018-07-11 12:34:52 PM  

Mugato: UberDave: [img.fark.net image 320x240]

Whoever is in that pic does a fairly decent Vince Vaughn impression BTW.


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2018-07-11 12:55:31 PM  
I haven't spoken to my mother in years. She's got my number if she feels like chatting.
 
2018-07-11 01:15:05 PM  
Yeah, I hate mother, but there is not another woman in my life that would say I was abusive, mean, cold, withholding, or disrespectful. Some men have terrible mothers that they SHOULDN'T like. And that's ok
 
2018-07-11 01:40:31 PM  
So, I will smile, bite my tongue, and scream internally?

Make me do that, and you don't have to worry about our relationship. I can't break up with my mom...

/mostly, we get along great
//mostly ...
 
2018-07-11 01:40:44 PM  
My husband doesn't treat me like he does his mother. But then, she's stupid, and I'm not.

I shouldn't complain. What she lacks in intelligence she makes up for with kindness and generosity. I've never heard her say a bad word about anyone, much less me (her only daughter-in-law), and as he summed it up, his parents never interfere in our lives.

As opposed to a 36-year-old co-worker of mine, a mother of two kids, who is afraid to cut her hair because she knows her mother will disapprove.
 
2018-07-11 01:48:55 PM  
Or how he treats his dog... yada, yada.

Does he have empathy for others? That is question you should be asking.
 
2018-07-11 01:52:07 PM  
I love my mother - and apparently so can you for just 20 bucks...
 
2018-07-11 01:52:17 PM  
According to some of the documentaries I have seen on redtube, you would be shocked at the relationship some men have with their step mother.
 
2018-07-11 02:02:33 PM  

EffervescingElephant: I love my mother - and apparently so can you for just 20 bucks...


Subby?
 
2018-07-11 02:20:10 PM  
My mother was a monster, plain and simple. And she messed me up pretty bad and I've never had the kind of fulfilling relationship with a woman most men take for granted. So ten years ago, I decided to become celibate.

Do I hate my mother? If there's a Hell, I'd go if I could watch her burn.
 
2018-07-11 02:30:54 PM  
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2018-07-11 02:31:19 PM  
My mother is dead, how does that bode for my datablity?
 
2018-07-11 02:31:39 PM  
As long as I can bribe her with wine, good food, and getting out of her hair for an evening, we should be OK.
 
2018-07-11 02:34:00 PM  
My parents always told me "marry an orphan."

It wasn't until I was older that I understood the wisdom of that advice.
 
2018-07-11 02:34:33 PM  

tjsands1118: My mother is dead, how does that bode for my datablity?


There a billions of dead chicks. You'll be fine.
 
2018-07-11 02:53:52 PM  

GRCooper: tjsands1118: My mother is dead, how does that bode for my datablity?

There a billions of dead chicks. You'll be fine.


Looks like I need to switch from Tindr to Embalmr.
 
2018-07-11 02:55:28 PM  
If this is real, why am I still single?

/oh yeah, I remember.
//I'm uglier than Joseph Merrick on a bad day.
 
2018-07-11 03:56:56 PM  
My husband had a delightful relationship with his mother while she was alive.  This tells me he doesn't have "mommy issues" and would not need to constantly run to her for advice, what with her being dead and all.  More importantly to me was that his family didn't have an issue of physical and / or mental, drug, or alcohol abuse.  That is a whole lot of baggage and modeling to try and work around.
 
2018-07-11 04:03:12 PM  

tjsands1118: GRCooper: tjsands1118: My mother is dead, how does that bode for my datablity?

There a billions of dead chicks. You'll be fine.

Looks like I need to switch from Tindr to Embalmr.


Crack open a cold one for me!
 
2018-07-11 04:44:15 PM  
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2018-07-11 05:32:56 PM  
Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother

Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother
 
2018-07-11 06:30:02 PM  
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother do you think they'll like this song?
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Mother should I build the wall?
Mother should I run for president?
Mother should I trust the government?
Mother will they put me in the firing line?
Mother am I really dying?

Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry.
Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Mother's gonna put all her fears into you.
Mother's gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Mama will keep baby cozy and warm.
Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
Of course mama'll help to build the wall.

Mother do you think she's good enough -- to me?
Mother do you think she's dangerous -- to me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Mother will she break my heart?

Hush now baby, baby dont you cry.
Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Mama wont let anyone dirty get through.
Mama's gonna wait up until you get in.
Mama will always find out where you've been.
Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
Ooooh baby oooh baby oooh baby,
You'll always be baby to me.

Mother, did it need to be so high?

/Do I really need to give credit?
 
2018-07-11 07:51:59 PM  
No. You should always marry an orphan.
 
2018-07-11 08:33:57 PM  

bratface: No. You should always marry an orphan.


I'm pretty sure that's illegal unless you're Batman.
 
2018-07-11 10:09:38 PM  
If you want to know about a man, look up his zodiac sign.
 
2018-07-11 10:52:57 PM  

Billy Liar: If you want to know about a man, look up his zodiac sign.


Scorpio. Gullible girls love that.
 
Ant
2018-07-12 01:00:18 AM  
What if he has avoided talking to her very much for the past couple years because she's become a Trumper, and he wants to pretend she hasn't.
 
2018-07-12 01:34:19 AM  
"We're dependent on people around us - most of all our mothers - and how much they love us and how they treat us, influences the rest of our lives."

What a crock of shiat.  TFA's terrible generalizations are going to turn or inevitabily validate bad opinions held by someone's lover.  It's almost as if they're trying to wreck some poor guy's romantic relationship...because we dudes all know how well some of our girlfriends/wives just readily and easily accept logic and reason (rather than opinions being slyly fed into their ear), right? Always?

"The relationship expert says that if he hates his mum then he hates all women
Says his relationship with his mother informs his approach to all women
We don't just hatch out of an egg and raise ourselves."
....

I swear to god...i don't even...

Really?  Is this the premise you're using?
 
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