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(People Magazine)   So there's a video of Clooney's crash. Terry Benedict finally got his revenge   ( people.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
He can't afford a driver?
 
4 days ago  

BalugaJoe: He can't afford a driver?


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4 days ago  
"Pronto Soccorso" is the name of my Ennio Morricone cover band.
 
4 days ago  
Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.
 
4 days ago  
The lame People page in the link doesn't contain the crash video but you can find it here.
 
4 days ago  

Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.


Broderick did it.

I didn't see it but apparently Clooney's character is dead in Ocean's 8. Clooney took the easy way out.

/actually it did fairly well
//just can't stand most of the cast
 
4 days ago  
He does his own stunts.
 
4 days ago  

Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.


The car veered into oncoming traffic. It's obvious from the video that it was not a one way road.
 
4 days ago  
"Oh man, I'm sorry. Are you OK?"
"I'm Batman."
"Yeah well, not a very good one."
 
4 days ago  

BalugaJoe: He can't afford a driver?


Yeah, but they won't both fit on that scooter.
 
4 days ago  
But he brought George a Nespresso!
 
4 days ago  
Why was a dude just standing there filming? It was like they were waiting to film this.
 
4 days ago  
Fantastic link, subby. "A video exists...not here, but it does exist." You might as well have linked to google.com.
 
4 days ago  
shiat, never mind. I didn't scroll all the way to the bottom.
 
4 days ago  
He gets a lot of cleever.
 
4 days ago  

xitnode: Why was a dude just standing there filming? It was like they were waiting to film this.


Car driver:  "Hey, there's a bunch of paparazzi.   I wonder what they're filming.  Let me just take my eyes off the road for a second..."
 
4 days ago  

ToxicAvenger: The lame People page in the link doesn't contain the crash video but you can find it here.


Somebody didn't scroll down.
 
4 days ago  

Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.


Car was making a left turn and didn't see the scooters.  It stopped mid-turn, in the middle of the intersection.  One scooter scooted through on the right and Clooney went straight into the grill of the car.  Ow.
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.

Car was making a left turn and didn't see the scooters.  It stopped mid-turn, in the middle of the intersection.  One scooter scooted through on the right and Clooney went straight into the grill of the car.  Ow.


One of those SMIDSY accidents.
 
4 days ago  

xitnode: Why was a dude just standing there filming? It was like they were waiting to film this.


I thought it looked like a traffic cam.  Also the car did veer into his lane, stop and he hit it.
 
4 days ago  

xitnode: Why was a dude just standing there filming? It was like they were waiting to film this.


A dude?  You mean the store security feed across the road?  That guy?
 
4 days ago  

ToxicAvenger: The lame People page in the link doesn't contain the crash video but you can find it here.


Seriously. WTAF subby.
 
4 days ago  

pavaroso: ToxicAvenger: The lame People page in the link doesn't contain the crash video but you can find it here.

Somebody didn't scroll down.


It's a design problem, not a user problem, if the percentage of people complaining about this is this high.
 
4 days ago  

foo monkey: Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.

Car was making a left turn and didn't see the scooters.  It stopped mid-turn, in the middle of the intersection.  One scooter scooted through on the right and Clooney went straight into the grill of the car.  Ow.


Apparently, the driver was stupid enough to talk to a local newspaper and said that the sun was in his eyes and he didn't see the scooters at all, just heard a loud bang and then poof! A man bounced off his windscreen.

Now, this was GMA quoting a newspaper whose name the other Lara Spencer was having trouble pronouncing despite obvious coaching, so YMMV.
 
4 days ago  

Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.


Well, that narrows it down.
 
4 days ago  

xitnode: Why was a dude just standing there filming? It was like they were waiting to film this.


It looks like that because people are idiots and have no idea how to get the video off their security systems, so it's a guy using his cell phone to record the monitor during playback.
 
4 days ago  
I like how the one truck that wasn't involved was like fark this shiat I'm out of here.
 
4 days ago  

browntimmy: Fantastic link, subby. "A video exists...not here, but it does exist." You might as well have linked to google.com.


No shiat...figured I was just sucking at the page.
DIAF, subby.
 
4 days ago  

mrsleep: xitnode: Why was a dude just standing there filming? It was like they were waiting to film this.

It looks like that because people are idiots and have no idea how to get the video off their security systems, so it's a guy using his cell phone to record the monitor during playback.


More likely, someone slipped a security guard a few bucks to let them record it this way because the video isn't supposed to be released.
 
4 days ago  
Subbyfail'd
 
4 days ago  

browntimmy: Fantastic link, subby. "A video exists...not here, but it does exist." You might as well have linked to google.com.


I watched the video, it's under his 2nd picture.

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4 days ago  

Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.


Looks like car was turning left in front of his scooter.  Not completely uncommon for drivers to be focused on looking at cars and not see an obvious motorcycle.  The brain works in mysterious ways.

https://www.cinemablend.com/pop/24481​2​0/theres-video-of-george-clooneys-moto​rcycle-accident-and-its-intense
 
4 days ago  

Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.


Looks like the car turned in front of the motorcycles. The other traffic in the video was in the other lane
 
4 days ago  

bobug: Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.

Looks like the car turned in front of the motorcycles. The other traffic in the video was in the other lane


Er, nevermind... she okuld have read all of the comments, first
 
4 days ago  

Mugato: Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.

Broderick did it.

I didn't see it but apparently Clooney's character is dead in Ocean's 8. Clooney took the easy way out.

/actually it did fairly well
//just can't stand most of the cast


Supposedly dead. Anybody who brings up Danny's death doesn't really buy it.
 
4 days ago  

BalugaJoe: He can't afford a driver?


"Morning commute"???  Like he's got to be at the gym in 26 minutes kinda commute?
 
4 days ago  

havocmike: mrsleep: xitnode: Why was a dude just standing there filming? It was like they were waiting to film this.

It looks like that because people are idiots and have no idea how to get the video off their security systems, so it's a guy using his cell phone to record the monitor during playback.

More likely, someone slipped a security guard a few bucks to let them record it this way because the video isn't supposed to be released.


Italy in a nutshell.
 
4 days ago  

fastfxr: browntimmy: Fantastic link, subby. "A video exists...not here, but it does exist." You might as well have linked to google.com.

No shiat...figured I was just sucking at the page.
DIAF, subby.



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ArthurVandelay: browntimmy: Fantastic link, subby. "A video exists...not here, but it does exist." You might as well have linked to google.com.

I watched the video, it's under his 2nd picture.

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4 days ago  

diggumsmax: Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.

The car veered into oncoming traffic. It's obvious from the video that it was not a one way road.


Huh. The video looks like Clooney simply rear-ended a waiting truck.  Maybe that was a mis-titled video.
 
4 days ago  
This video needs Chanel West cost guffawing at the end of it.
 
4 days ago  
Oh shiat that video was intense
 
4 days ago  
target fixation

he had a way out, but focused on the car

Hope he's going to be ok
 
4 days ago  
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oblig. One of my favorite American Dad episodes
 
4 days ago  
Some people will do anything to get a little press
 
4 days ago  

ArthurVandelay: browntimmy: Fantastic link, subby. "A video exists...not here, but it does exist." You might as well have linked to google.com.

I watched the video, it's under his 2nd picture.

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Yeah, it's just a crappy way to do it. "Hey, we've got this awesome video and we're going to put a huge video at the top of the page and make you look elsewhere for this awesome video that you want to see." It's crap like this that makes me write off sites completely.
 
3 days ago  

RevMercutio: Mugato: Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.

Broderick did it.

I didn't see it but apparently Clooney's character is dead in Ocean's 8. Clooney took the easy way out.

/actually it did fairly well
//just can't stand most of the cast

Supposedly dead. Anybody who brings up Danny's death doesn't really buy it.


Ah. They should have had the dirt around his grave move like Superman's in SvB.

Ocean's 12 and 13 were not good movies but they were watchable because the people were likable.
 
3 days ago  
At first I was excited to hear that Clooney was returning to ER but then...
 
3 days ago  

Mugato: RevMercutio: Mugato: Gaddiel: Based on that video either Clooney and whoever he was riding with were heading the wrong way on a one way road. or the car veered into oncoming traffic.

Broderick did it.

I didn't see it but apparently Clooney's character is dead in Ocean's 8. Clooney took the easy way out.

/actually it did fairly well
//just can't stand most of the cast

Supposedly dead. Anybody who brings up Danny's death doesn't really buy it.

Ah. They should have had the dirt around his grave move like Superman's in SvB.

Ocean's 12 and 13 were not good movies but they were watchable because the people were likable.


I actually preferred 8 to 12 and 13. And I'm the weirdo that liked 12.
 
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