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(Some Guy)   Sign that your husband might be cheating one you: He is less communicative about things like feelings or money or how you ended up with syphilis   ( morepotatoes.com) divider line
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279 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 11 Jul 2018 at 5:00 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-07-11 07:11:52 AM  
"That syphilis could've come from anywhere"
 
2018-07-11 08:37:58 AM  
I once knew a woman who got gonnarhea from a tractor seat...
 
2018-07-11 08:45:20 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: "That syphilis could've come from anywhere"


Ah, yes -- the 'koan' excuse.
 
2018-07-11 08:46:14 AM  

Breaker Moran: bigfatbuddhist: "That syphilis could've come from anywhere"

Ah, yes -- the 'koan' excuse.


"What is the sound of the clap you handed me?"
 
2018-07-11 08:47:03 AM  
Slow clap...
 
2018-07-11 09:15:45 AM  
Frank Zappa- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Youtube fiu6DFXeF9A
 
2018-07-11 09:58:04 AM  

eKonk: I once knew a woman who got gonnarhea from a tractor seat...


Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough.
 
2018-07-11 10:52:40 AM  
Can fark please create an image tag for this shiatty site so I know not to click on it?

/your blog really sucks.
 
2018-07-11 12:30:35 PM  
You forgot: He's holding hands with his mistress who's sitting on the couch directly behind you.
 
2018-07-11 02:09:49 PM  
Your husband is suddenly cold to you and you haven't done anything horrible to him lately.

Yeah that's a good relationship.
 
2018-07-11 02:30:15 PM  

abhorrent1: Can fark please create an image tag for this shiatty site so I know not to click on it?

/your blog really sucks.


Or at least stop using the "amusing" tag.

Because thus far, it has consistently failed to be so.

[Dumbass] seems more appropriate.
 
2018-07-11 02:41:34 PM  

PlaidJaguar: abhorrent1: Can fark please create an image tag for this shiatty site so I know not to click on it?

/your blog really sucks.

Or at least stop using the "amusing" tag.

Because thus far, it has consistently failed to be so.

[Dumbass] seems more appropriate.


It's like the writer is aiming for sharp wit and failing. I'm thinking the writer grew up reading alot of Maddox.
 
2018-07-11 03:19:06 PM  

bekovich: PlaidJaguar: abhorrent1: Can fark please create an image tag for this shiatty site so I know not to click on it?

/your blog really sucks.

Or at least stop using the "amusing" tag.

Because thus far, it has consistently failed to be so.

[Dumbass] seems more appropriate.

It's like the writer is aiming for sharp wit and failing. I'm thinking the writer grew up reading alot of Maddox.


It's like those really lame Amazon reviews that I'm sure the writers thought was hilarious.
Hurrr...I can't talk on the phone right now or my wife will hear me talking about cumming on you...Durrrr

Is the writer farking 10? Do they really think that's funny?
 
2018-07-11 06:02:15 PM  
Few gave me a smirk. Good attempt, keep trying though.
 
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